《吹牛成真了,那就不算吹牛咯》 小说介绍
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《吹牛成真了,那就不算吹牛咯》 第16章 免费试读
半个小时后。
wangyuzaitamamachanfuxia,keyizaifangjianlihuanhuanzoudongle。
weiguandeshaonianmendunshizhakaile。
“woca,yuge,nizhongyuyouzhanqilaile。”
“shia,nibuzaizheiduanshijian,wodoumeixinqing**。”
“yugeyoukeyidaiwomen**le。”
少年们叽叽喳喳道。
wangyumamatingdaozheihualianyihei,hai**ni,shanghuizhuangyihuizhijietuidoushuaifeile,haiganzhuang?
wangyuyeshilianlianbaishou:“**keyi,danshixiongdimen,tingwoyijuquan,qianwanbieyingzhuangle。”
wangyumamatingdaozheirenbuzhule,zhijieyiningwangyudeerduo,yeguanbushangtashibushijiubingchuyu:“nizaishuoshenme,tiantianjiang**guazaizuibian,haodebuxue,jiuxuezheixie。”
wangyumamaxinxiang,woguanbuleneiqunhaizi,haiguanbulenile。
wangyudunshiaihaoyisheng:“ma,wocuole。”
“ai,yugeyoubeizhicaile。”
“yugecengjingyeshiweiwangzhea,zhibuguo,yushangletama。”
shaonianmenaishengtanqidedao。
zheishihou,xiejunhunshendahande,congwaimianfuzheqiangjinlai,yifukuaiyaoxutuodemoyang,zuilihaidunangzhe:“leisiwole,neicijijianzhishiyaorenming,buguohaihao,zhongyuaoguolaile,shouhuohaishihenxianzhude。”
xiejunwangfangjianliyikan,kandaozhengzaizoudongdewangyu,dunshizhilengleqilai,yebuyongfuqiangle:“wucao,wangyu,nihaole。”
“bixude,zheikeshiwoyuangechushou,nengbuhaoma?”wangyufuzheningyuandejianbang,yilianzihaodao。
“woca,yaobuyaolian,shenmeshihoushinideyuangele?”xiejunqichongchongdezoujinlai。
“congxianzaikaishi,daoyihou,doushiwodeyuange。”wangyukanxiangningyuan,xiaoxindewendao,“yuange,nibuhuixianqixiaodiba。”
“buhui,buhui,doushixiongdi。”ningyuanbaibaishoudao。
xiejunmeihaoqidekanlewangyuyiyan:“qie,landegennishuo,yuange,shijianchabuduole,daowojiachifanba。”
xiejunyibalaqiningyuandeshou。
“ng,shuoshihua,woduziyeele。”
wangyumamajiangwangyufudaochuangzuoxia,ranhouduiningyuanshuodao:“xiaohuozi,ayisongsongni。”
“太客气了。”
jiuzheiyang,ningyuanbeiyihuoshaoniancuyongzhewangwaizou。
“xiaohuozi,youkongchanglaiayijiawan。”
“好勒。”
daolemenwai,xiejunduiyizhongshaonianshuodao:“xingle,dajiaxiansanle,gehuigejia,gezhaogema,wanshangzanmenzaiju。”
“收到。”
少年们一哄而散。
ningyuangenzhexiejun,laidaoletadejiali。
王宇家。
songzouleningyuantamen,wangyumamalianmangbotongletalaogongdianhua。
另一边。
wangshanhaizhengzaizhuchiyigezhongyaodehuiyi,tacikemeiyoushuohua,danruguozixiguanchadehua,keyifaxiantademeitou,guazheyilvsanbuqudeyouchou。
turanjian,tashoudaoyigedianhua,benlaitabuxiangjiede,danyikanlianxirenxianshi,shixifu。
yitaduixifudelejie,ruguomeiyouzhongyaoshidehua,shibuhuidaraozijide。
wanghailianmangzantinghuiyi,ranhouzoudaowaimian,jietongledianhua。
“媳妇,怎么啦?”
biantingdaodianhuazhongchuanlaixifudeshengyin:“shanhai,nihuijiayitang。”
“fashengshenmeshile?”wangshanhaidexinliyijin。
“是小宇的事。”
“xiaoyuzenmele,nandaoshiehuale,yishengbushishuoyijingweichizhulema?”wangshanhaijile。
“bushi,”zhidaolaogongwuhuile,wangyumamahanqinglianmangjieshidao,“shixiaoyudetuiyijingzhihaole。”
“shenme,zhihaole?xifu,nibuyaopianwo。”wangshanghaicikeyiwei,shizijixifumeitiantaiguoyoulv,chuhuanjuele。
“piannigansha,shixiejialaosideneigexiaoerzixiejun,tapingchanggenxiaoyuwandebijiaohao,jintian,tadaileyigepengyouguolai,shuoshiyiweishenyi,taneigepengyouxianshiyongzhenjiujixiaoyushutongleqixue,ranhouyoujileliangpianheihuhudegaoyao,tieshangqubangexiaoshibudao,xianzaixiaoyu,yijingkeyixiachuangzoulule。”hanqingjieshidao。
“zhei……”raoshiyiwangshanhaidechengfu,cikeyeshizhenjingdeshuobuchuhualai。
zijierzishenmeqingkuang,takeshiyiqingerchu,neikeshizongyiyuandeyuanzhangdouqinzizhenduanguo,shuowufazhiyudecunzai。
meixiangdao,zheijuranjiubeizhihaole。
buguojingenzhe,yigujudadexiyuecongxindiyongxianqilai。
bieguantashizenmehaode,nenghaojiushiyijianhaoshiqing。
wangshanhaijidongdao:“neiweishenyini,niliuzhutameiyou?”
“没有。”
“nigezaogaodexifu,nizenmebubataliuzhuni?woyaoqinziganxietaya。”wangshanhaiqijibaihuaidao。
“嗯?”
“neige,xifu,gangcaiwoshuohuayoudianchong,nibiejieyiha。”wangshanhaidahandao。
hanqingzhidaowangshanhaishiyinweitaiguoxiyuecaishuohuabujingnaodai,yemeiyouzeguai:“tashixiejundaiguolaide,xianzaizhengzaixiejiachifanle,wozenmehaolanzhu。”
“yuanlaizaixiejia,ng,tinghao,neijiuxianbieshuole,woxianzaimashanghuilai,zanmenmaidianliwu,ranhounigenwoquxiejiapaoyitang。”
“ng,kuaihuilaiba,wojiushixiangtongzhinihuilai,zanmenqudangmianganxieyixia。”
“zhenjianglishu,bukuishiwodexianhuixifu。”wangshanhaikuadao。
“哼,知道就好。”
谢家。
饭桌上。
xiejunzhengzaigenningyuanjieshaotadejialiren:“yuange,zheishiwoyeye,zheishiwodajie,xiehuilan,ergexiening,sanjiexieting。”
“yeye,gegejiejiemen,zheishiwodepengyou,ningyuan。”
宁远一个一个问好。
yanshenbujingyideguanchazhexiejundejiarenmen。
xiehuilanzheigenvren,ningyuanzaixiejundedouyinshipinzhongkanguo,henpiaoliangdeyigenvren,shenshangsanfadeqichanghenqiangda,youqishitadezuichun,tebiedebaomanyuanrun。
xieting,zhangdeyebucuo,xiaojiabiyu,kanqilaiyouzhonggulingjingguaideganjue。
zhiyuxiening,yetinghao,shigeren。
duiyuxiejundeyeye,ningyuanzhayikan,ganjueyoudianyanshu,suirancimeishanmude,danshishenshangquebaoliuzheyizhongjiujugaoweideqichang,lingrenbuganzhishi。
ningyuanxinlijiuzaixiang,zheisheiya?dangguande,xingxie,erqiehaihenyanshu。
ningyuandenaohaishanguoyizhangxiaoshihoujingchangzaidaxiaxinwenshangkanguodelian。
wucao,zheibushiqianrenshoufuma?
wodeguaiguai,zheilaitouyetaidaleba。
ningyuandunshiyouxiezuobuwenle,genzheiyangyiweidalaozaiyiqichifan,shuoshihuahenjinzhangai。
huashuonengbunengpaizhangzhao,fagepengyouquanhuanjieyixiajinzhangdeqifena?
xiejundeyeyexiedingbangkanzheningyuan,xiaomimidishuodao:“xiaohuozibucuo,tingxiaojunshuo,nigangcongwangjiaguolai?”
“是啊。”
“neiwangjiaxiaohaidetuizenmeyangle?”
xiejunyipaixiongfu:“zheigewolaigaosuni,yeye,gangcaiwodaizheyuangedaolewangjia,yuangezhishilveweichushou,xianzaiwangyuneixiaoziyijingnengzhanqilaile。”
“e,zheimeshenqi?”xiedingbangyouxiejingya。
canzhuoshangdexiejiajiedideyanshenfenfenhaoqidekanzheningyuan,wangyudeqingkuang,tamenshiyousuoerwende。
bushishuomeibanfazhiyuma?
这怎么突然……
xiehuilankaikoudao,shengyinhenqingleng:“nishizenmezhihaode?”
xiejunbumanyile,fangxiakuaizidao:“laojie,nizenmeshuohuashigenshenfanrenside?”
“ng?”xiehuilanshixianqingyizhixiejundelianshang。
xiejundebozidunshiyisuo,guaiguaijianqilekuaizi,momobafan,buganzaishuohuale。
shuoshihua,xiejunzaijialishiwufawutiandezhu,liantalaobadoubupa,danjiushipatazheigedajie。
ningyuanhentiebuchenggangdekanzhexiejun,nizheijiusongle?shuohaodexiongdiqingyini,jiuzhizhibangwoshuoyijuhua?
buguoxiehuilandeqichangqueshiqiangda,lianningyuanzheizhongyongyouxitongdenanren,douyouxiebeitazhenzhudeganjue。
“qishixiangzhihaohenjiandan。”ningyuanwengshengwengqishuodao。
“shuojutidian。”xiehuilandao。
ningyuanliangshouyitan:“qishiyijuhuajiushuowanle,shijieshangmeiyouwozhibuhaodebing。”
“远哥666。”
ruguobushichanghebudui,xiejundouxiangguzhangle。
饭桌上。
tingdaoningyuanzheijuhuadejiren,douyouxiejingya。
xiedingbangxiaohehedao:“xiaohuozi,shibushiyouxiejianghuashuodetaimanle?”
ningyuanruoruodao:“wozheirenshibijiaowushide,congbuchuiniu,shuodechu,jiuzuodedao。”
“haoxiaozi。”xiedingbangkualeyiju
xiehuilanruoyoushenyidekanleningyuanyiyang,yemeiyouzaishuohua,jiaqiyigencaiqingqingjujiaozhe,yebuzhidaozaixiangshenme。
饭后。
jigerenzhengzuozaishafashang,xiangshouzhexinxiandeshuiguo,yibianlaoke。
dabufendoushixiedingbangzaiwenningyuan。
“ningxiaozi,jialishiganshenmede?”
“三代务农。”
“tinghao,shenjiaqingbai,xianzaizuozheshenmegongzuoa。”
“xianzaimeishagongzuo,meitiandoutingxiande。”
“youmeiyounvpengyoua?”
“找不到啊。”
……
yilaoyishaoyiwenyida,daoyeqilerongrong。
这时候门铃响了。
众人互相看了看。
xiejundiyigepaoqukaimen。
“aiyo,wangshu,hanyi,nimenzenmelaile。”xiejungaoshenghandao
shoushangtizheliwudewangshanhaiwanglikanleyixia,xiaoshengdewendao:“xielaoyezizaijiama?”
“我爷爷在呀。”
“xiaojun,rangtamenjinlaiba。”wuzilichuanlailaoyezideshengyin。
“haole,wangshu,hanyi,kuaiwangliqingba。”
“好。”
wangshanhaitizheliwuxianjinlai,hanqingwanghoubanbu,jinjingenzhezijidezhangfu。
wangshanhailaidaoxiedingbangmianqian,gongjingdewanlexiayao:“laoyezishentijiankanga。”
“还行。”
谢定邦笑了笑。
wangshanhaishuodao:“wotingshuoningshenyishizheili,shizhuanchengguolaiganxiede。”
“e,ningxiaozi,zhaonide。”xielaoyezikanxiangleningyuan。
ningyuanshouchongruojing:“aiya,taikeqile,haizhuanmenzouyitang。”
wangshanhaikanjianningyuan,lianmangshangqianwoshou:“xiexienia,ningshenyi,woshiwangyudefuqin,yidingyaolaidangmianxieguoni。”
“keqile,liwu……renlailejiuxingle,haidaishenmeliwu?”
“yinggaidui,nizhihaoxiaoyu,duiwomenfuqilaishuo,shitiandadeenqing,youqishiwoneiren,xiaoyushoushangzheiduanshijian,zhengyezhengyebunengshuijue,zheixiahaole,ganjuetiandouyaoliangle。”wangshanhaizhenqingdeshuodao。
hanqingyezoushanglaishuodao:“shia,ningyuan,nijiulewomenyijiazia。”
“ng,tinghao,xianzaidoumeishierle,zuoweiyigeyisheng,jiurenshiyinggaide,genghekuangwogenxiaoyuyesuanpengyou,shuozheixiejiushengfenle。”
“zheixieliwuniyidingyaoshouxia,ningxiaoyou,zheishiwodemingpian,youshiqingnijiwodadianhua,woyidingquanlibangmang。”wangshanhainachuleyizhangmingpian,shangmianzhiyouyigemingzigenyigedianhua。
ningyuankanleyiyan,xinxiangzheimingpianzhengouposude,liangezhichengyemeiyou,hanxiaozheshouxia。
wangshanhailiangfufu,zheicaiqianenwanxiedezoule。
客厅中。
xiejiarenyanshenshanshuoleyixia,lianwangshanhaidouqinziguolaidaoxiele,kanlaixiaoyushikangfudebucuo,kanlaizheixiaozidaoshiyouxiezhenbenshide。
                
                                吹牛成真了,那就不算吹牛咯