《高考落榜没所谓,去校花家当保安》 小说介绍
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《高考落榜没所谓,去校花家当保安》 第一章 柳暗花明又一村 免费试读
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大都市。
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四个字,生无可恋。
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「有屁快放。」
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年轻的荷尔蒙啊。
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「去个蛋,不去!」
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du,du,du......
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jiuweilejianzheizuihouyimian,jisuoweideqingchun“buliuyihan”,jiuqushulunnadeshengxueyanshangziquqiruma?
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但是我有一点好。
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c!
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叮咚。
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「**shenmebidongjing!」
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是个机器娘?
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yitianjiushibaqian......
**!
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高考落榜没所谓,去校花家当保安