《咸鱼公主的摆烂日常》 小说介绍
zaimiaofuxianshengdebixia,《xianyugongzhudebailanrichang》miaohuilesuqingningshenmosujingchendechengzhangyufendou。suqingningshenmosujingchenyilujinglilekunanhecuozhe,quecongweifangqizhuixunzijidemengxiang。tongguoyuneixindezhandouheyuwaijiedechongtu,suqingningshenmosujingchenzhujianjiandinglexinnian,bingqudelehuihuangdechengjiu。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanqishiyugandong,fushu"yiersansi"kouhao。sujingchenyuetinglianseyuechen。huangmiu!shenmozheimangfuyegenzhehunao?zheifeiwuguhuorenxindebenshidaojianzhang!tamengdijiangyubanzhipaizaizhuoshang……bijiangchudongduzhedexinling。
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xianyugongzhudebailanrichang1chuanyuekaijujiubeianpai?suqingningzhengkaiyandediyijianshi,shixiangzhaoshoujichongdianqi。
dierjianshi,faxianzijichuanyuele。disanjianshi,yishidaogudaimeiyouwifi。"**!
"tazaixinlipaoxiao,kanzheyanqianjinguangshanshandedadianheguichengyipiandeguanyuan,zhixiangshenqingtuihuo。
naozilituranyongjinyiduibushuyutadejiyi——yuanzhushigesongbao,tiantianbeirenqifu,haidanlianshenmejiangjun。
"wugongzhu,zhenjinriweinicihun,yuhuguojiangjunshenmojieweifufu!"longyishangdehuangdishengyinhongliang。
suqingning:???dengdeng,zheijuqingshianlekuaijinjianma?tayige21shijizishenshechu,
zhixiangtangpingshuajuchiwaimaidangxianyu,zenmegangzhengyanjiuyaobeisaijinjiehunfuben?"fuhuang,
nverziyoushentibuhao..."taganjinzhuangchujiaoruoyangzi。huameishuowan,
xiamianyigegaodashenying"putong"guixia:"mojiangdinghuibagongzhuyangdebaibaipangpang!"suqingning:???xiongdi,
nishibushilijiecuoleshenme?"zheishimojiangqinshouzuoderoubaozi,gongzhuchangchang?
"caohanjiangjunshenmoconghuailitaochuyouzhibao,yanshenzhenchengdenengbarenronghua。
suqingningkanzheyanqianhunshenjirou、lianshangyouba、quepengzhebaoziyilianhanhoudenanren,
kuxiaobude:zheishazhinanfayan?"keke,bengongzhudeyisishishentixuruo,
bushihejiaren..."tajixuzhengzha。"meiguanxi!"shenmoyanjingliangdexianggougou,"mojianghuizhaogugongzhu!
gongzhuxiangchisha,mojiangqudalie!gongzhuxiangshuijue,mojiangjigongzhufangshao!gongzhuxiang...""tingtingting!
"suqingningganjindaduan,zheiweidagedenaohuiluyetaiqipale!pangbian,sanhuangzisujingchenbiaomiandanding,
yandiqueshanguoyihuo:tanzimingmingshuotachilianshenmo,zaxianzaituisanzusi?shuohuayebianjilingle,panruoliangren!
zheifeiwuwumeituranbiancongmingle...youmaoni!"haohaohao!"huangdimanyidiantou,
"shenjiangjunguoranshizhendehaochenzi!neijiuzegehaorizichengqin!"suqingningchedijuewang:taxiangbailan,
kemingyunchilunzhuandebigaotiehaikuai,genbenbujitashuonodejihui!2lianhegejiudouyoukeng?huidaoqingong,
suqingningzhaolaiyahuanxiaotao:"xiaotao,nvdebuxiangjiaren,chulechujia、zhuangfeng、zhuangsi,
haiyoumeiyou...shaoweitimiandiandebanfa?""gongzhu,yaobu...ninzhendeshengchangbing?
bingdeqibulaichuangneizhong?"suqingningyanjingyiliang:"youdaoli!shiwuzhongduzenmeyang?
"talikecongbaolitaochutiwenji、latiao,kaishigousi"bingmeiren"juben。menwaixiaotaoshengyinjinzhang:"gongzhu,
sanhuangzidianxia...laile。"sujingchen?suqingningxintouyitiao。zheiweisangepingshiduotadoulaibuji,
gangdingqinjiulai"kanbing"?tashunjianjingjue,ganjinbadongxisaizhentouxia,huosutangping,baichulindaiyushibingtaimei。
sujingchenhuanbujinlai,lianshangguazheguanxin:"wumei,tingshuoniduicihunyouxiangfa,sangetelaikankan。
"tamuguangruili,saoguotacangbaidelian。
tazhuangsisuiyinachugeqingyujiuhu:"zheishimufeiteyizhunbeide'yangqijiu',buxueyiqi,xuyaotiantianhe。
"taqinzidaojiudiguolai,"jintianzheibei,sangekanzhenihewan,haohuiqugenmufeihuibao。
"shuxideyaocaoweirangsuqingningbennengfangan。yuanzhudejiyipianduanyongshang:tiantianhezheiwanyi,shentiyuelaiyuexu。
"wushixianyinqin,feijianjidao!"tabiaomianbaochixuruo:"duoxiesangeheguifeideguanxin,zhishiwoxianzaitouyun,
shizaibunenghejiu..."sujingchenliansebubian,yuqiqueburongshangliang:"wumeizheihuabudui。zheijiuxingziwenhe,
youshimufeideyipianxinyi,gengshinimeitianbixuchide'yao'。"tafushen,shengyinyadidaizheweixie,
"wumeijintianlianzhei'yao'doubuxiangchile?nandaolianmufeide'guanxin'yeyaojujue?"zhichangpua!
suqingningxinlilengxiao。tazhuangzuowunai,shouzhiweizhanjieguojiubei,xiuzizhedangshixian:"sangeshuodedui,
qingningzenmegan..."muguangpiaodaojiubei,meitoujiqingweiyizhou,xunsuyanshi,luchukuseyoushuncongdexiao。
sujingchenguoranzhuyidaoleneishunjiandezhoumeihekuse!xinzhongyixingengzhong。"wumeixiangtongjiuhao。
"sujingchenxiaoronggengshen,yanshengengruili,"chenrehele,lianglejiumeixiaoguole。"tajindingzhetadedongzuo。
dingdetaijinle!suqingningjinglingdazuo。yingkangbuxing,neijiu...zha!tamanmanbajiubeijudaozuibian,
dongzuotebieman。jiuzaibeikoukuaipengdaozuichunshi,taturantingzhu,yanzhongshanguo"jingyi",xunsunakaijiubei,
jindingjiuye,biziqingweidongledong。"zenmele,wumei?"sujingchenlikezhuiwen,
shengyindaizhebuyichajuedejinzhang。suqingningtaitou,
lianshangdaizhekunhuohe"kongju":"sange...zheijiu...weidaohaoxiang...genyiqianbuyiyang?
qingningjuede...xiangweili,haoxiang...duoledian...kuwei?"tayanjiaoyuguangsisidingzhesujingchen。
guoran!sujingchentongkongweiweisuoleyixia!tajieshideyoukuaiyouxiangxi:"buyiyang?zenmehui?
wumeipashibingzhongxiujueyouwenti。peifangshiyuyidingde,mufeijiandu,congmeibianguo。"fanertouzheyugaimizhang!
"shima?"suqingningxinzhonglengxiao,mianshanggengxian"buan",
bajiubeinayuan:"keqingningzongjuede...xinlibutashi...sange,yaobu...ninxiantiqingningchangchang?
ruguozhenshiqingningduoxin,qingninglikeheledaoqian!"sujingchenxiaorongshunjianjiangzhu!rangtachang?kaiwanxiao!
"wumeishuoxiaole!"tayuqidaishangbeimaofandebushuang,qiangyaxiaquhuanchengwunai:"zheishizhuanmenjinidiaodeyaojiu,
sangezenmenengluanhe?niyaoshizhenbushufu,jintianjiusuanle..."tashenshouxiangshouhuijiubei。
jiuzaizheiqifenninggudeshihou,menwaizhaleibanxiangqishenmohongliangjiqiedeshengyin:"mojiangshenmoqiujiangongzhu!
"sujingchenmeitouweizhou,yandishanguobeidaduandeyinmai。suqingningruhuodashe,
shengyintigaodaizhe"weiqu":"kuaiqingjiangjunjinlai!"shenmojihushizhuangmenerru,yishenkuijiadaizhehanqi,
muguangrudaosuodingsujingchenhetashouzhongdejiubei!tasanbubingzuoliangbushangqian,pishouduoguojiubei,
coudaobiziqianshenshenyiwen!"zheijiuyouwenti!"shenmolianseshunjianyinchen,gaodashenqurutietabanceyi,
basuqingninghuzaishenhou,muguangruilirudao,"mojiangzhengzhanduonian,duiweixianqixizuimingan!
zheijiu...jueduibushiputongyaojiugaiyoudeweidao!"sujingchenlianshangguanxinmianjushunjiansuilie,
suijihuanshangbeimaofandenuqi:"shenjiangjunshenyan!zheishimufeitixuwumeitiruo,tedicideyangshenjiu。
shenjiangjunjiuzaijunzhong,wurenxueqifanggang,budongyaoxingjingweiyeqingyoukeyuan,danzheiyanghuluancaice,
bamufeidehaoyifangnali?yaoshichuanchuqu,shuojiangjunzhiyiguifeicijiu,pashiyaosunjiangjunmingsheng,
gengrangbengonghemufeinanzuo!"shenmotingzhiyaobei,shengyinhongliang:"dianxiamingjian!mojiangbuganhushuo。
danshiguangongzhuanquan,budebucha!qingdian**liangmojianghugongzhuzhixin,xiangchajiudelaiyuan,
huoxushi...xiarenshuhu,baoguanbudang?"sujingchenyanshenyinlengyishan,
shenmozheihuakansicucaoshizeanzangjifeng,rangtayishinanyifazuo。tafuxiu,
zuochubeiwujieerxinhandeyangzi:"suanle!shenjiangjunjiranbanchu'hugongzhu',bengongzaizheiyeshiduoyu。wumei,
nihaohaoxiuxi。"tashenshenkanlesuqingningyiyanzhuanshenliqu。querensujingchenzouyuan,
shenmolikejinzhangzhuanxiangsuqingning:"gongzhu!ninmeishiba?youmeiyouheneibeijiu?""meiyoumeiyou,
yididoumeizhan。"suqingningganjinyaotou,xinyouyuji,"nizhennengwenchulai?""dangran!"shenmopaixiongfu,
"mojiangzaisirenduilipachulaide,yisifulanqixidoutaobuguo!"tayanjingturanliangdejingren,"duilegongzhu!
ningangcaishuojiuweiyou'ku'?ninshibushiyechajuechubudui?"suqingning:"...""gongzhuzhenshishenren!
"shenmojidongdeliandouhongle,"nengzaixiweichuchajueyiyang,genggandangmianzhiyisanhuangzi!zheidengzhihui,
jianzhishi...shishenshu!nengyuzhixiongxian!dongcharenxin!"tazhandingjietie,yanzhongshanshuozhejinhuqianchengdeguang,
"gongzhuyidingshitianshangxiannvxiafan,laidianhuamojiangzheifanfusuzide!"suqingningfue,
xinlifengkuangtucao:dage!wozhishisuikoubianliyouzhata!nizheinaobunenglishikailechaojivipma?
"xiannv"shishagui?zheiwuhuibitaipingyanghaishen!benxiannv...ng?dengdeng...xiannvhaoxianghaibucuo?
tayanjingweimi,zuijiaobuzijuegouqi:zheimexiang...haoxiangxuezhuan?gongzhufuwai,guaijiaochu。
sujingchenzouchufumen,lianshangxiaoyishunjiandongjie。xinfuwushenggenshang。"dianxia..."xinfushengyinbuan。
sujingchenjiaobubuting,querenwurenhou,shengyinlengrubing:"tameihe!"tamozheyubanzhi,
shengyindichenhannu:"jingganrangbengongchang...haoge'tiruoduobing'!fenmingzhanglefangu!
"tamengditingbuzhuanshen,yanshenyoushen:"tashenshangyidingyouwenti!jiapairenshou,sidingzheta!24xiaoshi,
yikebunengsongxie!"yusujikuai:"richangyanxing,renhebianhuadouyaojilu!gengyaochaqing,tajintiandeyichang,
shihubianluanzao,haishi...zhenyouyiju?"tamuguangtouxianghuanggong:"zhunbeimache!jingongbingbaomufei!
kongpa...youbianshu!"shuowanzhuanshenliqu。3jiehunxianchangtianjiangshenshou?santianhou,hunliruqijuxing。
suqingningshenchuanhualijiayi,zuozaihuajiaoliquehunhunyushui。tayijingfangqidikang——shenmosuiranzhinaojin,
danrenpinkekao。jiranlailejiusuiyueran,xianjialezaishuo,shizaibuxingjiulihun。
bailanxianyuyedexianzhaogeanquanqu。huajiaotingzaijiangjunfumenkou。shenmoshenchuandahongxifu,suiranjujin,
yanzhongxiyuequezangbuzhu。"gongzhu,mojiang...bu,fujunhuihaohaozhaogunide。"tashengyindaizhejinzhang。
"ng。"suqingningdiantou,xinxiangzheizhinanhaitingkeai,zhishaobineixiexiaolizangdaodeqiang。
fuzadeyishizaisiyichangnianzhongjinxing。zhidaoxinrenxiangbinkejingjiudehuanjie。suqingningduanzhebaiyujiubei,
zhengzhunbeixiangzhengxingzhanchun,yanjiaoyuguangmengdibuzhuodaobuyuanchusujingchenqinzheneimoshuxide、lingrenbuandexiaoyi,
zhengduanzhejiubeikanxiangta!neiyanshen,yugongzhufudidujiushiyimoyiyang!hanyishunjiancuanshangjibei!
zhengguifeimuzijuebuhuishanbaganxiu!zheibeijiu...tabiaomianbudongshengse,zirandiceshenbajiubeidijixiaotao,
shengyindaizheqiadaohaochudejiaoruo:"xiaotao,tiwowenwenzheijiuliebulie?biechongzhuanglekeren。
"jiuzaixiaotaoditoujiebeideshunjian,suqingningxintiaoruleigu。yizhongyuanzizhangqibeiduhaishentidebenneng,
rangtaduimouxieqixiyichangmingan,cikezhengfengkuanglaxiangjingbao!raner,yiwaitufa!
jiuzaixiaotaojieguojiubeideshunjian,yishengqilijianruidexiaojiaosiliegule!
yidaojudade、daizhenongzhongxuexingweideheiying,rulixianzhijiancongfangyanfuchongerxia,mubiaomingque,
zhipuyishendahongjiayidesuqingning!neishiyizhixingzhuangguaiyidejuniao!tixingdarulaoying,
yumaoquechengbingtaiziheise,shandongjiandaiqifuchou。zuikongbudeshitadeyanjing,
liangkeshanshuozheyaoyihongguang、rutongxuekuaibandeshitou!"baohugongzhu!"shenmonuhourulei,
yibabasuqingningladaoshenhou,bajianchuqiao!danjuniaosudutaikuai,mubiaojiqimingque!tawushizulan,
judadezhuazihanguangshanshuo,daizhesiliekongqidejianxiao,zhiqusuqingningmianmen!binkeshunjianluanchengyituan,
jianjiaotuisang。shiweimenfenfenshangqian,danjuniaoyichangxionghenlinghuo,zhuazihuidongdaiqifengren,shunjianzhuashangshuren!
"yaoguai!tianjiangyaoxing!daxiongzhizhao!"kongjudehanshengsiqi。qianjunyifazhiji,shenmozhuazhukongdang,
baoheyisheng,zhangjianhuazuoshandian!jingzhuncichuanguainiaobozi!guainiaoqilicanjiao,ziheiwuxuepensa,
pangdashenquhongranluodi,zazaisuqingningjibuwai!nongliedaolingrenzhixidefuchoushunjianmiman。xianchangsiji。
suoyourenjinghunweidingdidingzheneijuguiyiniaoshi,youqishineishuangsibumingmu、shanshuohongguangde"xueyan"。
nongliedexingchouhunhezhekongjuyucaiyi,chendiandianyazaimeigerenxintou。jiuzaizheilingrenzhixidechenmozhong,
sujingchenyibushangqian,shengyinqingxichuantousiji:"fuhuang!"tagongshen,muguangningzhongsaoguoniaoshi,
zuizhongluozaihuangdiyinchendelianshang。"zheidengqiansuoweijiandeyaoxiexiongwu,jingxuanzaihuangmeidahunjishichuxian,
qiemubiaorucimingque——zhizhihuangmei!"tayusukeyifanghuan,zizichenzhong。"erchen...huangkongbuan。
"tayuqiyouju,"qiayingqintianjianlianrisuozou,tianxiangshijing,yinghuoshouxin,kongyou...yaoxingluanshizhizhaoa!
"ciyanrujushitourusishui!konghuangyucaiyidemuguangshunjianrubingzhencixiangsuqingning。huangdideyanshenyezhouranyibian。
suqingningqiangyaxiaexinyujingju,neixingchouzhongjiazadetianniyixiang,shunjianrangtatoupifama!
'zhei...bujiushimaosunma!'tayiyanrenchuzheigudaidingjilieniaodelunkuo,zhishibeiyaowucuidejudajixing,
yumaoranshangbuxiangzihei。'sujingchennigeshaqiandaode!yongzhenqingaoshenghuaxiji?
biwomengongsineigeyinxianfuzonghaidu!'zhichangyinzhaohaodaibuzhiming,zheiweijunzishizhenxiangyaotaming!
tazhidaozheishishengsicunwangguantou!sujingchenjie"yaoxing"zhiming,zheishiduitaheshenmodejuesha!yidanzuoshi,
wanjiebufu!tashenxiyikouqi,zaishenmodanyoudemuguangzhong,yiranzoujinechoudeniaoshi。neigutianniyixiang,
yuzhengguifeidujiuliyinmideqiweitongyuan!shitazhangqizhongduhoushentikexiadebingtaiyinji!'youshizheiweier!
zhangqibeidugaochudekangyaoxing,daochenglejinshouzhi?zhengougaoxiao!'taxinzhongnuma,
muguangruilisaoguoanlvnongyeheyankuanglideguiyixueshi。zhijiangezhepazigangkaojinxueshi,'si——!
'yigubeishaohongtiezhenhencibandezhuotongmengdicuanshangshoubei!'zheishenmeguidongxi?bipengloudianchazuohai**!
'jutongshunjianyinzhengletadecaice,dianranlefanjidenuhuo。zaisuoyourenjingyizhushixia,tahuoranqishen,
tingzhibeiji,jiangneizhicanliuzhuotonggandeshouzhigaogaojuqi,shengyinqingyuejianding,
chuanbianquanchang:"cishoujuefeitianjiangyaoxie!shibeirenyongyinduyaowukongzhi,caihuirucixionghenguiyi,
zhichongerchenerlai!"suqingningmuguangrudiansaoguosujingchen。tajuqicanliuzhuotonggandeshouzhi:"erchenziyoutiruo,
changnianyutangyaoweiban,duiyaowuyichangmingan!cishouechouzhonganzangjifaxiongxingdeyixiang!
qiyanzhongxueshipengzhirufengcihuoshao,bishijudu!"yanjianzhongrenrengyouyilv,sujingchenzuijiaoyinxianchaofeng。
suqingningxinniandianzhuan,muguangsuodinghuangdizhuoshanggaoduzhengliudeyujiu!"fuhuang!qingcierchenyibeiyujiu!
"talangshengdao。taijianzhenjiufengshang。zaizhongrenbujiedemuguangzhong,suqingningzoudaoniaoshipang,
yongyinzanguaxiaxueshibiaomiananhongfenmo,touruliejiu!"zila——!"beizhongjiuyeshunjianfanteng!
anhongfenmoyujiujuliefanying,tengqicibitianxingdeqingziyanwu!jiuyeyouqingchehupohuaweihunzhuoanhong,
rutongninggudexue!quanchangsiji!zheiguiyijingxiangyuanchaorenzhi!suqingninggaojuxuehongbandejiubei,
shengyindaizhe"jingwei":"zhuweiqingkan!cinaikongzhiyaoniaodejuduhexin!yuchunyangliejiubianxianyaoyixiexiang!
qishitianjiang?fenmingshirenxinzhidusuolian!"tahuafengdouranyizhuan,muguangzhuozhuokanxianghuangdi:"danshi!
fuhuangnaizhenlongtianzi,wanxiepiyi!cidengyinduzaishengjiaqian、jishixianxing,qiaqiayinzheng,cifeizaihuo,
shinaijizhao!shifuhuanglongweihaodang,tianmingsuogui!shixiaoxiaojianmouzaizhenlongqiyunxiawusuodunxing,fanchengxianji,
weiwodashengchongshapixiezhixiangrui!"siji!suijishiyayibuzhudesaodong!bushaodachenmianlujinghaiyuhuangran,
kanxiangsuqingningdemuguangchongmanzhenhan。wujiangmengengshianjiannushi,muguangsaoguosujingchenyidang,
kongqizhongmimanzheshanyuyulaidejinzhang。jiuzaizheijinbengdejijingzhong,hubushilangwangchongchulie,
duizhehuangdishenshenyigong,yuqiyouguoyoumin:"bixia!shenjiangjunshenyongwushuang,hujiayougong,shinaiwodashengzhixing!
zhishi..."tahuafengyizhuan,muguangsaoguoniaoshiheshenmo,"yaowuqianrujiebeisenyandejiangjunfu,
mubiaozhizhigongzhu,shizaixiqiao!shenjiangjun...shifougaijibixiahezhongweitongliaoyigejiaodai?funeifangwei,
huoshi...lingyouyinqing?"shenmo"putong"danxiguidi,baoquanxianghuangdi,shengruhongzhong:"bixia!
mojiangqingzhichecha!cidengyindushouduan,juefeitianzai,shinairenhuo!
dingyaojiuchuzheimuhouxiadukongzhiyaowu、mouhaigongzhu、raoluanhunyan、dongyaoguobendejianren!"tamengditaitou,
muguangrucuihuolirenzhicisujingchenfangxiang,suiwushizheng,dannei"bishini"deshaqirangsujingchenhoujingfaliang。
"qinghuangshangmingcha!cidengyaomoguiguai,duanbunengrong!"fujiangzhangyongdengshenmohuixiajianglingqishuashuaguidaonuhou,
nushiwangchong,gengjiangmaotouyinyinzhixiangsujingchen。junfangdeqiangyingtaidushunjianyazhilewenchendedigu。
huangdiduanzuozhuwei,lianseyinchen。taqinyanjianzhengledujiuxianxing,tingzhesuqingningjuedifanjideqingxifenxi,
cikezaitingshenmodengrenchongmanxuexingde**,xiongzhongnuhuohongranbaofa!"cha!"huangdimengdiyipaizhuoan,
talinglimuguangsaoguoquanchang,shengrujinglei,"jizhenchechadaodi!jingganzaizhendenverdahunzhiri,
yongcidengbeilieshouduan!wulunshejiheren,yanchengbudai!zhujiuzu!"huidaoxiaoyuan,
shenmozixijianchamenchuangquebaoanquanhou。shenmojinzhangdikanxiangsuqingningshabaidexiaolian,
benzhuodidishangwenshui:"gongzhu...jintianhehuaileba?"suqingningshenshouqujie,
zhijianwuyicaguotabumanlaojiandeshouzhang。shenmomengdisuohuishou,ergentonghong:"mo、mojiangquxunye!",
zhuanshentongshoutongjiaozhuangshangmenkuang。suqingning:"..."zheihanhan...zashoudoudebiwohailihai?
taditouhelekoushui,wenreshunzhehoulonghuaxia,jinbengdeshenjingshaohuan。muguanglveguoshenmocanghuangtaolidebeiying,
zaixiangqitashaniaoshiyingyongdeshenzi,zuijiaobuzijuegouqiyisihudu:ng...xingba,
zhei'polan'juben...haoxiangyebushibunengyan?4guangboticaoyenengchengshengong?jitianhou,jiangjunfuneiyuan。
suqingningzhengshenxianrouruanbeiwo,shituzhaohuibei"996"zhaganhoulaichuangdezhongjixingfugan,
quebeiyizhendidongshanyaode"dongdongdong"zhangushenghedezhijiecongchuangshangdanqi!"dizhenle?dazhangle?
"tashuiyanxingzhong,jingkongsigu。xiaotaotuimenjinlai,yilianwunai:"gongzhu,shijiangjunfudechenlianshijian。
""chenlian?"suqingningjuewangdikanxiangchuangwaineipianhuimengmengdetianse,"lingchenwudian?
zheibiqiansineigetutoulaobandebiantaidakahaiguofen!""jiangjunshuole,lianwuderenyaozaoshuizaoqi,shentiqiangzhuang。
"xiaotaozhuanda。suqingningfanlegebaiyan,balianmaihuizhentouli:zheiweizhinanfujundezuoxibiao,
jianzhishixianyudetiandi!tagangxiangyongbeizibazijifengyin,
menwaijiuchuanlaileshenmohongliangyoudaizhedianxiaoxinyiyideshengyin:"furen?gai...gaiqichuangliangongle!
""liangong?"suqingningbatoucongzhentouli**,"fujun,wobuhuiwugonga!""meiguanxi!
"shenmodeshengyinshunjianchongmanreqing,"weifujiaoni!baojiaobaohui!"suqingningrenmingditanqi,
dingzhejiwotoubeishenmobanhongban"ya"daolelianwuchang。yanqianjingxiangrangtashunjianqingxing:zhenggejiangjunfudeshibing,
heiyayayipian,zhengsuizhezhentiandegudiancaolian,changmianweiyan。"furen,lianwuzhidao,jichuweizhong。
"shenmoyilianyansu,"womenxiancongzuijichudekaishi——zhamabu!"tashuadibaichuyigebiaozhunzishi。
suqingningkanzheneidiaidezishi,ganjueyaoxitiqianaihao:"neige...fujun..."tashengyinjiaoruan,
"wocongxiaotiruo,zheimabu...nengbuneng...buzha?""shentiruo?"shenmomeitouyizhou,
yanshengengjiajianding,"neijiugengyaolian!lianle,shentiqiangzhuang!furenfangxin,weifuhuikanzheni,
juebuhuirangnishoushang!"suqingning:"..."zheiluojijianzhiwuxiekeji!yankanduobuguo,
suqingningshenxiyikouqi,huochuqule!dianguanghuoshijian,xueshengshidaideqiushengbennengbeihuanxing!taqingleqingsangzi,
nulihulvezhouweidemuguang,baikaijiashihandao:"dibataoguangboticaoxianzaikaishi!diyijie,shenzhanyundong!
"tongshi,shentijiyiqidong,zuochulebiaozhundeshenzhandongzuo。"yi、er、san、si!er、er、san、si!
"lianwuchangshang,zhentiandehuhesheng、bingqipokongsheng,shunjiansiji。
suoyoudeshibingdoumudengkoudaidikanzhechangdizhongyangdexinfuren,zuozheqiansuoweijian、jiezoufenmingde"qiguaizhaoshi"。
"zhei...zheimobushishichuandemiji?""dongzuokansijiandan,queyunhanyunlv...gaoshen!
"shibingmenqieqiesiyu,chongmanjingwei。shenmogengshikandeyanjingfazhi,zhenggerenjiangzhu。"fu...furen!
"tashengyinjidongdebianlediao,"zhei!zheishishenmejueshiwugong?"suqingning:"..."jiuming!
wozhishizaizuokejiancaoa!
tayingzhetoupi:"zhei...zheishiwozaigujishangfaxiande...ng...xianshuticao!qiangshenjianti,
yannianyishou!""xianshuticao!"shenmodeshengyinyinjidongerzhandou,"furenguoranshijiutianxuannvxiafan!
cidengxianfa..."tamengdizhuanxiangshibingmen,shengruhongzhong:"nimenkeyoufuqi,nengdefurenqinshou?
""qiufurenchuanshouxianfa!"buzhisheixianhanleyisangzi,shunjianyinbaoquanchang。yiqunbiaohandehanzi,
cikeyanbaba、chongmankewangdiwangzhesuqingning。suqingningkanzhezheizhenzhang,
zaikankanshenbianshenmoneifu"yuyourongyan"、fangfotazhengjiuleshijiedejiaoaobiaoqing,
turanyouzhongkuxiaobudeyoumomingbeichuozhongdeganjue。zheigehanhan,
wutiaojiandixiangxinta、weihuta..."hao...haoba。"tarenmingditanlekouqi,"dajiagenwoyiqizuo,
yubei——qi!diyijie,shenzhanyundong!yiersansi,erersansi..."yushi,
jiangjunfuyanwuchangshangchuxianleqiguan,yiqundiguojingrui,genzhejiaoxiaodexinfuren,
wubirenzhendiniuyao、titui、shenzhanshoubei,dongzuoliqiuzhengqihuayi,kouhaozhentian。yangguangsaxia,
zhaozaishenmozhuanzhumofangquelvexianbenzhuodeshenyingshang,yezhaozaisuqingninghuitoukantashi,
zuijiaoneimozijidoumeichajuede、daizhechongnihehaoxiaodehudushang。yucitongshi,sanhuangzifu。
yiminghuiyianweiguizaisujingchenmianqian:"dianxia,jiangjunfujinchen...queyouyidong。
"sujingchenbawanyubanzhidedongzuoyidun:"shuo。""shenjiangjunyuqixinfu,
yuyanwuchang...lingquanjuncaolianyizhongqiansuoweiwende...ticao。dongzuoguaiyi,zhengqihuayi,
banyouqitekouhao。quanjunjiangshijiesuiqiyanlian,zhuangruo...zhongxie。shenmoyouweitouru。""ticao?kouhao?
zhongxie?"sujingchenmeitoujinsuo,zhiguanjiefabai。feiwumeimeiyouzaigaoshenmegui?yaoniaoanjiaoxingguoguan,
zhenyiweizhuangshennongguijiunenglizu?juewukeneng!"jutidongzuo?kouhao?"anweimiaoshuzheshenzhan、tituidengdongzuo,
fushu"yiersansi"kouhao。sujingchenyuetinglianseyuechen。huangmiu!shenmozheimangfuyegenzhehunao?
zheifeiwuguhuorenxindebenshidaojianzhang!tamengdijiangyubanzhipaizaizhuoshang。"feiwu!"tadishengzhouma。
"jixudingjin!shiwujuxi,suqingningyijuyidong、jiechuheren、suoyonghewu,tongtongbaolai!bengongdaoyaokankan,
tadaodizaigaoshenmegui!"tayanzhonghanguangshanshuo!5shuigewujueyeyaobeidarao?guangboticaohou,
suqingningzaijiangjunfudeweiwangzhixianshangsheng。shibingmenkantadeyanshendoudaizhejingwei,
sixiayilunfenfen:"furendingshijiutianxuannvxiafan,neixianshuticao,zeze,zuoyibianshenqingqishuang!"raner,
suqingningxianyudehexinkpi,quezaoyulehuimiexingdaji!"dong!dong!dong!"wuhou,
neishuxide、zheneryulongdezhangushengyouzhaxiangle!gangyunniangchushuiyidesuqingningjingdecongchuangshangdanqi。
"youdizhenle?youdazhangle?"tashuiyanxingzhong,jingkongsigu。xiaotaohuida:"gongzhu,
zheishizhongwudexunlianshijian。""xunlian?"suqingningjuewangxiangqi,
qiansineigebiantaitutoulaobanyexihuandaraorenwuxiu!"jiuminga!woyaoshui...wu...jue!
"dagongrendelinghunzaipaoxiao!"yaobu...ninrenyiren?"xiaotaoxiaoxinyiyidijianyi。"buxing!
"suqingningzhandingjietie,"wobixushuiwujue!niqugaosufujun,rangtamenxunlianxiaoshengdian!
"xiaotaochoumeikuliandiquzhaoshenmole。buyihuier,shenmoqinzilaile,lianshangxiemanleguanqie:"furen,
nishentibushufuma?""meiyoubushufu,wojiushiyaoshuiwujue。"suqingninglizhiqizhuang,
"zheishiwodeshenghuoxiguan。""shuiwujue?"shenmolengleyixia,ranhouhuangrandawu,
"furenyidingshiyaoxiulianshenmegaoshendeshuigong!"suqingning:???shuijueyenengbeilijiechengxiulian?
zheiweizhinandenaobunenglizhendeshiwudile。"dui...duide!"tashunzhehuashuo,
"zheishihenzhongyaode...e...shuigongxiulian!bunengbeidarao!""yuanlairuci!"shenmoyanjingliangle,
"furendexiulianqueshihenzhongyao!wozheijiuquanpai!"bangexiaoshihou,
lianwuchangshangchuxianleshishangzuiguiyideyimu:"shengyinxiaodian!furenzaixiulianshuigong!""qingyidian,qingyidian!
""sheidejiaobushengzheimezhong?"suoyoudeshibingdoudianzhejiaojianxunlian,lianhankouhaodoubianchenglexiaoshengdigu。
zhenggelianwuchangdefenweicongweiwuxiongzhuangbianchengleguiyiyinsen。fujiangzhangyongshizairenbuzhule,zhaodaoshenmo:"jiangjun,
zheiyangxunlianxiaoguohuihenchaa...""xiaoguochayeyaozheiyang!"shenmoyansudishuo,
"furendexiulianbishenmedouzhongyao!""keshi...""meiyoukeshi!"shenmoyanshenjianding,
"furendeshuigongyidingshishenmejueshimiji,womenbunengdarao!
"zhangyong:...suqingningzhongyuxinmanyizudichenrumengxiang。xianyudekuaile,jiushizheimeposhiwuhua。
suqingningshuidezhengchen。mimihuhujian,yizhenjiqiqingwei、queyoubutongyuxunchangdasaodexisusheng,
xiangjilebangongshilitongshitoutoumoyufanlingshichoutidedongjing,
shunjianchufaletashenweizishenshechude"moyuleida"!dagongrendejingjuerangtamengdijingxing!'**?shei?
'xinzangbennengdiloutiaoyipai。tapingzhuhuxi,yanpiqiaoqiaoxiankaiyitiaofeng,jiezhezhangzifengxitoujinlaideguang,
jingtidisaoshi。zhijianyigechuanzhejiangjunfusandengyahuanfushideshenying,zhengbeiduizheta,
zaishuzhuangtaineibianguiguisuisuidifandongzheshenme!dongzuosuiqing,danneijiqieyoudaizhedianhuangluandejinger,
gentayiqianzhuabaotongshitoufantachoutizhaolingshishiyimoyiyang!'gaoshenme?toudongxi?
'suqingningnaozilijinglingdazuo,shuiyishunjianfeidaolejiuxiaoyunwai。
baitianfuliyinweitade"shuigong"minglinganjingdeguofen,liangenzhendiaodishangdounengtingjian,zheidaohao,
fangbianlezheishoujiaobuganjingde!tamizheyanzixibianrenleyixialunkuo,shifuzesasaoxixiangneigejiaoxiaocuideyatou!
xiaocuisihumeifandaoxiangyaodedongxi,youdianjile,zhuanshenjiumaozheyaoqubalachuangbiandeaijuchouti。
jiuzaitazhenggehoubeihaowufangbeidibaoluchulai、zhengwanyaoshijinglakaichoutideshunjian——suqingningxiangdoumeixiang!
身体比脑子快!
zhangqizaibangongshi"hanweilingshi**"lianjiudetiaojianfansherangtamengdichaoqizhenbianneigechendiandiandeyuzhen,
yongjinquanshenliqi,chaozheneihaowufangbeidehoubeihenhenzaleguoqu!"aiyo!"xiaocuicubujifang,
beizadeyigelieju,tonghuzhexiangqianpudao,"kuangdang!"yishengjuxiang,zhijiezhuangfanlepangbiandeaiji!
"youzei——!!!"suqingningchekaisangzi,yongjinbishengliqijianjiaopoyin,
kanbifaxianxiangmusixiantiqiandebengkuinahan!jihuzaiaijifandaodejuxianghetadejianjiaoluoxiadetongshi,"peng!
"diyisheng,fangmenbeiyigudalizhuangkai!shenmorulixianzhijiandiyigechonglejinlai,
yiyanjiukandaozhengzhengzhazheyaopaqilaidexiaocui,dunshimuziyulie:"dadanjianbi!ganjingraofurenqingxiu?
"tayigejianbushangqian,xianglinxiaojiyiyangjiangxiaocuitiliuqilai,henhenguanzaidishang。"furen!nimeishiba?
"tajinzhangdipudaochuangbian,shangshangxiaxiazixijianchasuqingning,querentaliangentoufasierdoumeishangdao,
caizhangzhangsonglekouqi。"hesiwole..."suqingningpaizhexiongkou,xinyouyuji,shengyinhaiyoudiandou,
"xinghaoxingdejishi,zhentouzadezhun。"xinlianma:zheizeiyetaibuzhuanyele,dongjingzheimeda!
"furentailihaile!"shenmomanyanchongbai,jihuyaomaochuxingxing,"mengzhongganzhiweixian,hainengyiyuzhenzhidi!
zheidingshichuanshuozhongde'mengzhongshadishu'!xianfahuti,guoranshenmiao!lianfulidexiaozeidoutaobuguonindexianjue!
"suqingning:"..."dage,wozhishibeifandongxichaoxingwaijiaqichuangqibaopengawei!
zheizeifandegenchaijiaside,longzicaitingbujian!shenmozhennu,mingrenjiangxiaocuituoxiaquyanjiashenwen。
zaijiangjunfuqinweide"reqingzhaodai"xia,
xiaocuihenkuaikudiehanniangdizhaole:shifuwaiyigejiaozhangguanshiderenshuogongzhude'xianshumiji'nengzhangmingbaisui,
rangtazhaozhao'xianshumiji',xunuoshichengzhihoujitawushiliangyinzi,rangtaniangzhibing。tajiuguimixinqiao,
xiangchenzhefuneiyin"shuigong"eryichanganjing、shouweizhuyilizaiwaiweideshijilaigongzhufangzhongfankan。
suqingningchadianxiaochusheng:xianshumiji?youshineigeshenjingbing?zheinaobunengliyeshimeisheile,
juranshoumaigeyahuanlaitouticaoshuomingshu?"zhangguanshi?"shenmomeitoujinsuo,nubukee,
"yigeguanshijingganshoumaifuzhongxiarentoufurendedongxi?haishitouxianshumiji?jianzhishiduixianfadexiedu!
"talikexialing:"zhangyong!dairenfengsuofumen,quanchengsoubuzheigezhangguanshi!huoyaojianren,siyaojianshi!
wubibazheidanganjiyuxianshudekuangtujiuchulai!"suqingningwunaifue:chuanyueguolaihoujinglidezhongzhongansuan,
rangtazhijuezheige"zhangguanshi"beihou,jueduiyoutaneiweisangesujingchendeyingzi。"fujun!"taganjinchusheng。
takanxiangxiaocui:"zheiyahuan...anfuguichuzhiba。zhiyuzhangguanshi..."tayadishengyin,
"jiupabeihouyourenzhishi...maorandazhangqigu,wanyidacaojingshe,rangzhenzhengde'dushe'suohuidongli,
fandaobumiaole。haishi...didiaoweimiao?"shenmohuangran"furen...niguoranshijiutianxuannvxiafan!
bujinxianjuetongming,nengyushuimengzhongganzhixiaoxiaokuisi,gengnengdongcharenxin,liaodixianji!
lianneizangzaianchudedushexinsi,doutaobuguonidexianzhifayan!shiwoyudunle,fangcaichadianwuledashi,
furenshuodedui...!"kanzheshenmorenzhendeyangzi,suqingninggouqidezuijiaoyizhimeiyoufangxiaqu。
6chaotang**dazhan?chaotangzhishang,qifenningzhongdejihunengningchushuilai。huangdigaozuolongyi,
muguangrujusaoshizhexiafangqunchen。sanhuangzisujingchenshenzhehuafu,shenselinran,shouchiyifenzouzhe,
wenbuzoushangqianqu。"fuhuang,erchenyoubenyaozou。"sujingchenshengyinchenwen,quedaizheburongzhiyidelidu。
huangdiweiweidiantou:"jingchen,nishuo。"sujingchenshenxiyikouqi,zhankaizouzhe,langshengniandao:"qiyi,
huguojiangjunshenmo,dahunzhihoubusibaoguo,zhengriweizhegongzhuzhuan,rangquanjunjiangshipeizhegongzhuhunao,
lianshenmeqiguaideticao,yanzhongyingxianglejunduidezhandouli!cinaiwanhuzhishou!"ciyanyichu,chaotanghuaran。
bushaodachenqieqiesiyu,muguangfenfentouxiangjiaoluoliliansetieqing,quantoujinwodeshenmo。sujingchendunledun,
muguangruilidisaoguoshenmo,shengyindouranbagao,daizhetongxinjishoudeyiwei:"qier,gengshizuiburongshu!
fuhuangyanlingchechayaoniaoan,ranshenmochaanbuli,fuyansaize!"tajuqineifenbobodediaochabaogao,
shengyinkengqiang:"fuhuangqingkan!cianguanjianzhengrenhezai?neifuzexunyangyaoniaodexunshourenhezai?
jing'yiwai'zhuijingshenwang!sideruci'ganjingliluo'!erneitigongdufendefangshini?jingrurenjianzhengfa,
zongjiquanwu!fuhuang!suoyouzhixiangzhenxiongdexiansuo,jingzaishenjiangjunyanpidixia,beijingzhundi、chedidiqiaduanle!
cidengjieguo,qifeishizhiduzhi,gufushengen?"shenmoxiongtangjulieqifu,ejiaoqingjinbaoqi,
neifenbiequdenuhuojihuyaojiangtadianran。xiansuozhongduanshitazuidadetongchu,yeshitawufabianbodeshishi。
sujingchenbubujinbi,yusujiakuai,zizizhuxin:"qisan,youweikelv!shenjiangjunshenweijingjiweishuzhujiang,
fuzecianchaban,gengshizhijunzhuguan!nei'yiwai'shenwangdexunshouren,zhengshitahuixiajunshi!
zheiqifeizhijunbuyan,yuxiawufang?guanjianzhengrensizaizijijunzhong,shenjiangjunnanciqijiu!
"tamengdijiangbaogaopaizaizhangxin,shengyindichenerchongmananshi,rutongdushetuxin:"genglingrenyidoucongshengdeshi,
suoyouxiansuozuizhongjingdouzhixiangyigecengbeitazefa、xinhuaiyuanhendexiashu!ruciqiaohe,qifeibaobizhenxiong?
shenzhi..."taguyilazhangyudiao,muguangsaoguoquanchang,daizhesenranhanyi,
"...shenzhibupaichuyourenjianshouzidao,zidaoziyan,jiejichanchuyiji!shenjiangjun,nikezhizui?
"shenmomengdichulie,danxiguidi,shengyinyinyayizhefennuerweiweifazhan:"bixia!mojiangyuanwang!
mojiangduibixia、duigongzhuzhongxingenggeng,tiandikejian!yaoniaoandiaocha,mojiangjiejinquanli,randuishoujiaohua,
xiansuobeieyiqiaduan,mojiangkuwushizheng!juefeibaobi,gengfeizidaoziyan!qingbixiamingcha!"tataiqitou,
muguangruju,zhicisujingchen,"sandianxia!nikoukoushengshengzhizemojiang,kegannachuzhenpingshiju?
erfeizaicibufengzhuoying,gouxianzhongliang!""zhenpingshiju?"sujingchenlengxiaoyisheng,yangleyangshouzhongdebaogao,
"zheixunshouguanzhuchusouchude'bumingyaowu',zhixiangnidemohuzhengci,
haiyounichaan'buli'daozhizhengrenmiekoudejieguo,nandaobushizhengju?shenjiangjun,nisuoweide'jiejinquanli',
jiushijiaochuzheiyangyifenhunongfuhuangdebaogaoma?haishishuo,nigenbenjiuzaihaipachachushenmebugaichadedongxi?
"tayuqizhongdeanshihechaofeng,rutongduzhen。shenmoxiongtangjulieqifu,ejiaoqingjinbaoqi,queyishiwuyanyidui。
duifangduanweidesudutaikuai,taqueshimeinengzhuazhuguanjianbabing,
neifenbaogaogengshibeiduifangliyongchenglegongjitadewuqi。
jiuzaishenmobeibirujuejing、sujingchenzuijiaoyinxiandeyizhiji,dianwaituranchuanlaiyigeqingyueerjiandingdenvsheng,
chuantouleningzhongdechaotangkongqi:"erchensuqingning,youyaoshiqizoufuhuang!kenqingfuhuangenzhunshangdianchenqing!
"zheishengyinrutongpingdijinglei!manchaowenwushunjianhuaran!gongzhufeichaochen,anzhibudecanyuchaoyi,
genghuanglunzhudongyaoqiushangdian?sujingchenliansezhoubian,yandishanguoyisijingyiyunaonu,zheifeiwuxiangganshenme?
huangdimeitouweicu,tashenzhizheigenverjinlaibianhuajida,yaoniaoanshigengxianjizhi。ciketazhudongyaoqiushangdian,
 
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