直播：黑粉求我上线
《直播：黑粉求我上线》 小说介绍
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《直播：黑粉求我上线》 第三章好家伙，这主播来真的啊，666 免费试读
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idweixingfuhuakaidexiaoxiannvjiangshu：tahetadexiongdijiemeidouzaiwaidigongzuo，
dajiadougeziyouzijidegongzuo、huozhejiating，
henshaohuilaojiakanjialiweiyidelaofuqinle。
meidaoguoniancainenghuijiayitang，shenzhihaijubuqi，
日复一日，
年复一年，
meicijiandaolaofuqin，douhuifaxiantabiyiqiangengcanglaoleyixie，
那满手的老茧、
那脸庞很深的皱纹，
haiyoumeicilikaishi，laofuqinzhuangzuobuzaiyideyangzi，cixiangdexiaozhehuishou：“douhuiquba，gongzuozhongyao！”
xingfuhuakaiganjuekuiqianlaofuqintaiduo，
danzijiyouyaogongzuoyangjiahukou、yanghuoziji，
wufayizhipeibanzailaofuqinshenbian。
tinglexingfuhuakaijianduandejiangshu，
shenfeiyijingnaqizhibi：“zheiweixingfuhuakaixiaoxiannvshaodeng3fenzhong！”
ranhou，kaishimaitouxiexiehuahua……
与此同时，
huayixiongdiyinleyouxiangongsidiyigongzuoshifuzerenlixue，yiwaixianguangdaoshenfeidezhibojian，jiandaoshenfeihuaibaojita，
却在桌上写写画画，
chuyuhaoqidalegedanmu：【zheiweizhuboxiaogegezaiganshenme？nimenlaizheizhibojiandoushikanshenmeni？】
【zhuboxiaogegeziranshizaixianchangxiegelou，womendangranshizaidenggelou~】
【duia，xinlaideba，nishimeitingdao，zheizhubokeshigecaiyizhuboni，keyiliangshendingzhigequ；】
lixue：【e？liangshendingzhigequ？youdianyisi~】
xianshizhong，lixueduanzheyibeikafei，zuozaidiannaoqian，raoyouxingqudedengzhe。
zuijin，huayixiongdineibugaizhi，gegegongzuoshiyihouzifuyingkui，lixuezhengzaichoutasuozaidegongzuoshimeiyouxinxianxueyezhuru、meiyounengnadechushoudegeshouni，
jintianmangliuleyitian，meixiangdaopengdaozheimeyouyisidexiaozhubo。
三分钟之后，
沈飞将油笔放在，
抱起吉他，
qingleqingsangzi：“xingfuhuakaixiaoxiannvzhunbeihaoliwulemei？woyaokaishile……”
xingfuhuakai：【liangshendingzhidegequ，zhiyaobenguniangmanyi，bieshuochaopiaoqiangle，benguniangjinidashangyigebaozangtu。】
yigebaozangtu，jiazhi5000kuai。
沈飞也不墨迹，
轻轻弹动吉他，
qingxiaochusheng：“geming《fuqin》，songjixingfuhuakaixiaoxiannv，yijipingmuqianbeijinglixiangdesuoyoudagongren。”
“zongshixiangnisuoqu，quebucengshuoxiexieni，”
“zhidaozhangdahou，caidongdeniburongyi，”
“meicilikaizongshizhuangzuoqingsongdeyangzi，”
“weixiaozheshuohuiqubazhuanshenleishiyandi”
“duoxianghecongqianyiyangqianniwenroushouzhang”
“keshinibuzaiwoshenpangtuoqingfengshaoquankang……”
zhugebufenmeikaishizhiqian，
大家只听到歌名，
yiweishinashoulaodiaoyadejingdianlaogeni，
没想到沈飞一出口，
pingmuqiandesuoyourendoujingyandaole：
【**！**！tainimahaotingleba~~】
【kao，benyiweishiqingtong，yikaikoujingshiwangzhe！】
【aileaile，zheizhuboyetainiubaile，taiyoucaihuale……】
【aiyama，zheizhenshizhubosanfenzhongyuanchuangchulaidegequ，taitemehaotingleba，buxinglebuxingle，laozideerduoyaohuaiyunle~~】
【kuai，kuai，**bufenni，**……benguniangdengbujile~】
【老娘要**！】
lixueyiting，yeshunjianbeishenfeidegequjixiyinle，
zhenggerenyixiazichenjinqizhong……
naohailigengshifuxianlejialilaofuqindexingxiang，buzijuede，yanjingjingranyouxieshirunle~~
抓起手机，
falegexiaoxi：“wenjie，sousuohuyayigejiao‘huangshu’dexiaozhubo，tingtingtadegezenmeyang？like，xianzai！”
fangxiashouji，lixuezaicitourudaoshenfeineiganqingtourushichanggongzhizhong……
“shiguangshiguangmanxiebabuyaozairangnizaibianlaole”
“woyuanyongwoyiqiehuannisuiyuezhangliu”
“yishengyaoqiangdebabawonengweinizuoxieshenme”
“weibuzudaodeguanxin~shouxiaba……”
“xiexienizuodeyiqieshuangshouchengqiwomendejia”
“zongshijiejinsuoyoubazuihaodejiwo”
“woshinidejiaoaomahaizaiweiwoerdanxinma”
“niqianguadehaizia~~zhangdala……”
副歌**部分唱出，
pingmushangdedanmushaolehenduo，
danguanzhudefensishuquezaifeiyibandesuduzengzhang，
直播到现在，
zonggongcaibuzusanshifenzhong，
fensishuyijingcong0，zengzhangdao5000duoren，
zheizengzhangsudujiuxianghuizhijia，yigechuanranliang……
弹幕减少，
shiyinweihenduoguanzhongfensiyijingbeishenfeizheigeshengjichangkule~~~
jiulianzhuanyegeshoushangwenjieyedoutingderumile，
gangkaishizhishianzhaoshangsilixuedeminglingquzhixing，
quetingzheigexiaozhubochanggongruhe，
但这一听……
她就无法自拔了，
就陷入其中了，
yizhiyuxianzaidouwanglezijijinzheigezhibojianderenwule！
neixinmomoyiju：“haoting！”
ruguopeishangquanbanzou，luzhichangpianchulai，gequhuigenghaoting~~~
erneigejiao“xingfuhuaka”dexiaoxiannv，cikezaipingmuqian，
gengshiyixiayixiademozheyanlei，
眼眶红红，
梨花带雨，
zuiliniantao：“haoting！zenmekeyizheimehaotingni？doubalaoniangjichangkule……wuwu……”
tinggedeshihou，taxiangdaolexiaoshihou，fuqinzuohaochide，zongshirangtamenjiemeixiongdijigexianchi，meicijifuqinhaochide，fuqinzongshuo“wobuaichi，nimenchiba~”
haiyoufuqinqianzhezijidexiaoshouquganji，zijirangrangzheyaochimianhuatang~~
haiyouzijiqizaifuqinjianbangshang，kaikaixinxinzhuanquanquan……
还有还有……
yimumu，xiangguodianyingyiban，zaizijinaohailihuaguo，
“xingfuhuakai”zhenggerenyijingchenglegeleiren~~~
zhongjiantingxiebufen，shenfeiyoudanleyiduanjita，
抽空喝了口水，
继续演唱：
“duoxiang~hecongqianyiyangqianniwenroushouzhang”
“keshinibuzaiwoshenpangtuoqingfengshaoquankang~~”
~
~
“shiguangshiguangmanxiebabuyaozairangnibianlaole”
“woyuanyongwoyiqiehuannisuiyuezhangliu”
“yishengyaoqiangdebabawonengweinizuoxieshenme”
“weibuzudaodeguanxin~shouxiaba”
“xiexienizuodeyiqie，shuangshouchengqiwomendejia，”
“zongshijiejinsuoyoubazuihaodejiwo”
“woshinidejiaoaomahaizaiweiwoerdanxinma？”
“niqianguadehaiziazhangdala~~~~~”
“ganxieyilushangyouni……”
……
……
zhici，geshengjieshu，pingmushangqueyipiananjing，
liangemianfeiliwudoumeiyou，
shenfeinamen，yiweimeirenleni，
yikanzhibojianrenshu：haojiahuo，yijingkuaipowanle~~
与此同时，
zhengzaizhibodedaixiaomei，jinrixiangzhengdianhuoer，
“nimenshuo，wozheigekaweidezhubo，yaoshihurancuanjinyigexiaozhubofangjianli，jianghuifashengshenmeyangdeyouqushiqingni？”
这话，
xianranshizaiwenzhibojiandeguanzhong，“yaobu，zhengdianhuoer？”
【支持】
【支持+1】
【zheiyaoshiyigexiaozhubo，huranjiandaoyizunzhibojiedalao，qibudeyaoheniao，hahaha~】
【daidai，shangba；qidaibeinixuanzhongdexiaozhuboshishenmezhenjing、jidongbiaoqing~~】
jiandaodanmushangfensidehuayu，daixiaomeiwanxindaqi，
yushishuodao：“geweijiarenmenshaodeng，woxianxuangexiaozhubo，……ng，fensishuzaiyiwanyixiadeba？zenmeyang？”
“yi？jiuzheigejiao【huangshu】dexiaozhubole，fensishu9000+，ganghaozhengzaichibo。zhishizheijiahuomingmingshinande，jingranyonglewocangteacherdetupianzuotouxiang，haoexine~~”
“zanmenyiqiqukankan，shinageweisuonan！”
“jiarenmen，suiwochongjin‘huangshu’fangjian……”
……
……
约莫一两分钟，
shenfeizhibojiandedanmuhuranbaozha：
【**，xiaozhubo，**haishirenma，teme，balaoziyigetangtangbachidecaoyemenerjichangkule，wuwu，woxiangwodiele……】
【zhubobudangren，danzheige……taitamahaotingle！】
【kao，woyuanbenyiweiyouxiangzhiqianneishou《xiaosan》，shiyishoubuzadizhengjingdege，teme，zheizhubojingranhuranzhenghuoer……，diea，guinvxiangninle~~】
【wuwuwu……，taoyanni，zhuboxiaogege，yinweinibabenxiannvjichangkule；danbenxiaoxiannvzhendezhendehaoxihuannizheishouge！baba，guinvjinnianguonianyidinghuijiakannin……】
【**xiaozhubo，haidelaozileiben！huilaojiadechepiaoyimai，zhibojiandexiongdimen，mingergelaojiajian~~】
【xianmunenghuijia，nenggenfumutuanyuande！】
【fenlefenle，zheizhubobixufen~~】
fensidanmuzaiduo，shenfeibingmeiyouliuluchukaixinzhise，shenzhiyoudianzheji：liwu，liwua，laoziyaodeshiliwu。
laozijiucha80kuaideliwu，jiukeyidiyicihuodejianglile，
盲盒啊盲盒，
左等右等，
还没等来礼物，
shenfeigancuozhijiezaizhibojianchusheng：“neisha，xingfuhuakaixiaoxiannv，zheishouge……haimanyime？shibushiyinggaiduixianchengnuole？”
【**，zheixiaozhubotaibuyaolianleba，jingranzhudongyaoliwu？！】
【jiushijiushi，zheijiahuobiaoyanleshajiemu，zhijigemanei？】
【guantashenmecaiyini，kendingmeizanjiadaidaiyoucaiyijiushile。keke，neige，xiaozhubo，womenjiadaidaijiadao，haibukuaikuaichulaiyingjia？】
genzhedaixiaomeiyiqijinlaidezhongren，fenfenfadanmu·~
jiulianpingmuqiandedaixiaomei，haokandexiumeiyebujinculecu：shishuohua，tazuifanganzheizhongzhijiekaikouyaoliwudezhubole，
觉得太LOW~~
zheigenjieshangdeqigai，youheyi？
suoyi，daixiaomeigengxiangyongzijidemingqi，****shenfeizheigexiaozhubole~~
忽然，
shenfeidezhibojianliwupiaohong：
xitongxiaolaba：【gongxi“huangshu”，huodefensi“xingfuhuakai”debaozangtuliwux1，ganxiexingfuhuakaidezhichi~~】
zheizhongliwupiaohong，huizaipingmushangshuahenjiude，
所以，
大家都看到了~~
jiezhe，haiyoufensisongshangwushudemianfeiliwu，yijixiaoedexueping、baodao、baojian、huliang、jiangbei、lihedengxiaoliwu~~
youxielaofenyijingkaishidiaoxi：
【xiaozhubo，yizhangbaozangtujiazhi5000kuaini，yinggaidachenglenizhenggou200jiuxiabodeyaoqiuleba。shenmeshihouxiaboni？hahahaha~~~】
【kao，xianzaizhengshizhangfendeshihou，shazicaixiaboni？】
【jiushijiushi，zhubodezui、pianrendegui，zenmekenengxiaboni？】
【**，shaqingkuang？nimenweisharangzhuboxiaboni？】xinlaidefensiyihuobujie。
【zhubozijishuode，zhenggou200jiuxiabo，kebushiwomenbitaa！】
【e？zhenyouzheiyangdezhubo？pianrendeba~~】
【nimenmeikandaowojiadaidaijiadaome？xiaozhubo，nihaibuganjinchulaiyingjieyixia！】
【jiushijiushi，wojiadaidaiyidao，yixiazijinizengjiale5wanrenzaixianni！】
下一刻，
沈飞放下吉他，
chaozhezhibojiangonglegongshou，“ganxie‘xingfuhuakai’xiaoxiannvdebaozangtu，ganxiedajiadezhichi，dianjiyoushangjiao，guanzhuzhubobumilu！shangaoshuiyuan，mingtianjian！”
咔！
屏幕忽然变黑，
小主播沈飞消失，
但，
弹幕却忽然爆炸了：
……
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