《帝国大闲人》 小说介绍
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第1章
“haha,xiaosiwole,zhongyongbojuefushangdeneigebaijiashaoyenaozijinshuile!”
“zhendejiade?naozijinshuile?”
“neihaiyoujia?jiuzaiqianjiri,jushuoshijiuhoufeiyaolazhezuixiangloudehuakuiquhuxinluangao,jieguochuanfanle。”
“ngng,woyetingshuole,woyigeyuanfangqinqizaibojuefudangcha,zanmenyuchengdexueshenyiqinziquzhenduande,shuoshinaozijinshuile,shale!”
“haha,xianshibaoa,huogai!”
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yuzhoucheng,dajiexiaoxiangdaochudouzailiuchuanzhebojuefubaijiazinaozijinshui,bianchengshazideshiqing。
四个字。
大快人心!
ercike,zuoweishijiandezhujiao,fanghaozhengyilianmengbidedengdaleyanjing,jiuzheimezhushizhefangliang。
fanghao,putongrenyimei,daxuebiyehunlegeshitushuguanxiaozhiyedeshenfen,pingrizuidadeaihaojiushikanshu。
jiuzaiqianjitianwanshang,fanghaozhunbeiguanmenxiabandeshihou,turantiankongjubian,yidaokongbujuleizhibenerxia,shunjianjiangzhenggetushuguandoujibaoguozainei。
zairanhou,jiumeileranhou。
一醒来,就到这了。
ciketazhengzhishenzaiyigejijinshehuadeguwuzhizhong。
jinqiandezhuzhanghongman,yuanchudexuanqinan,zitanlimujiaju,fangjianneigengshidiaolianghuadong,jiulianzijishenbiandebeiru,doushizhenzhengdecansisuozuo,shuobuchudeshechi。
weimanqianzhanzheyigeqingyixiaosidejiahuo,zhengsisidedingzheta,xingxushikandaofanghaoxinglai,luchuleyizhanghenqianzoudexiaolian,gengxiandechanmei。
“shaoye......”
fanghaoyishijianhaimeiyoufanyingguolai。
guseguxiangdedefangjian,gurendezhuangban,rangfanghaozhenyouxienanyishicong。
“zheibushiyiyuan?”daliangleyiquan,zhijiekaikoushuodao。
“zheishina?paidianyingma?”
tingdaofanghaozheihua,chuangbianqingyixiaosilianseshunjianbianle。
“shaoye......ninlianwodou......burenshile?”
方昊摇头。
“zheiweixiongdi,zheishizaina?”fanghaoyihuowendao。
tingdaozheihua,qingyixiaosizhenggerendouzhandouleqilai。
“shaoyeninjiaowo......xiongdi?”qingyixiaosichaneijianbeihuyisheng,manshinanyizhixinzhise。
“zenme?youwentima?yaobujiaodage?shuaige?”fanghaolisuodangran。
ranerxiayike,qingyixiaosiyifutongxinjishoudemoyang,lianmanghoutuidahou。
“kuailairena,shaoye......shaoyeyoufanbingle!”
fanghaoyijing,zheishizenmehuishi?
“啪!”
chaneijian,haiweidengfanyingguolai,jimingzhuanghantuikaimen,rulangsihu。
jinsuiqihou,shiyimingrushanlaozhe,zhangxuzhangfa,xianfengdaogudemoyang,shenhoubeizheyigepojiudeyaoxiang,lianmangshangqian。
“kuai,shaoyeyoufanbingle,zheishinaozijinshuidebiaoxian,ganjinanzhu,zhazhen,guanyao!”laozhelianmangshuodao。
yishenglingxia,jimingzhuanghanchaofanghaopuleshangqu。
“bu......nimenganshenme!”fanghaojianzhuang,shunjianhegebansi。
“shaoyemopa,nizheishinaozijinshui,laoxiuzheizhashangjizhen,zaiheshangjifuyao,jiuchabuduole!”rushanlaozhekaikoushuodao,fanshoujiancongyaoxiangzhongchouchuyizhicunxuzhangdeyinzhenlai。
lingyibian,gengyouzhuanghanduanzheyiwanbuzhimingdeqiheiyaoyeshangqian。
“ca!”fanghaodama,lianmangwanghousuo。
“woyoumeibing,heshenmeyao,zhashenmezhen,biepengwo,rangwozou,fouzewokejiubaojingle!”
rushanlaozhejianzhuang,lianliandiantou。
“meicuole,jiushizheizhengzhuang,kanlaishaoyezheibingzhengbuqinga,jinshuoxiehuhua!”
shuowan,yihuishou,jimingzhuanghanzaimeiyouchiyi,shunjianjiangfanghaozhizhu,rangtadongdanbude。
“bu......bu......”fanghaohairan,lianmangdahandajiao。
raner,renpingtaruhefankangzhengzhadouwuyong。
“shaoyefangxin,laoxiuzheizhenjiuzhifanaishizuchuan,youbingzhibing,wubingyinengqiangshenjianti!”rushanlaozhekaikoushuodao,suijiduizhefanghaonaodaizhijiecilexiaqu。
“啊......”
suizheyidaoshazhubandehaojiao,cunxuzhangdeyinzhenjinshumeirufanghaohounaozhong。
chaneijian,fanghaomeiledongjing。
yanzhong,jinshikongju,bugandong!
hounao,neikeshijiqiguanjianzhichu,shaoweichudianyiwai,zhenkejiuhouhuimojile。
xindi,fanghaojiangzheiqunrenmagebansi,zheinashishenmezhibing,fenmingshimousha!
扎鬼的针啊!
piankehou,rushanlaozhefaxianfanghaoanjinglexialai,daweimanyidiantou。
guoran,zijizheishouyihaishifeichangbucuode。
kan,naojishaoyeyiranzhengchanglebushao。
“shaoyezheibing,ziguwuyaokezhi,laoxiuzheiyeshizuchuanzhifa,nengfoujianxiao,haiyaokantianyile,buguokanshaoyezheibanqingkuang,zheizhenpashimeiridoubunengshaole!”
shunjian,fanghaolianseshabai。
ruofeicikebeiyazhe,toudinghaiyouzheyigencunxuzhangdeyinzhen,fanghaozhenxiangjizhei**wanyiyibangchui。
zuzuguolezhanchashijian,rushanlaozhecaibayinzhenbalechulai,shunjianrangfanghaoyizhengxuanyun,chadianmeinengjianchizhu,jutong。
suiji,haiweidengfanghaofanyingguolai,rushanlaozheqingfuhuxu,zaidukaikou。
“快,上药!”
shuowan,jigedahanzaidukongzhizhufanghao,yiwanqiheiyaowuzhijiejitaguanlexiaqu。
yishunjian,weilifanjiangdaohai,rangfanghaojiduchadiantulechulai。
errushanlaozheyijiukankanertan。
“liangyaokukou,shaoyeyidingyaojianchi。”
fanghaolianseshabai,yijuhuadoushuobuchu,hunshenzhandou。
xinzhongzhiyousangezi:shenjingbing!!
fangjiannei,zhongrentingliuleyihui,faxianfanghaochedianjinglexialai,rushanlaozheyefangxinle。
“jinridaocijieshu,shaoyezhizhengfeiduanshijiankekangfu,yidingbuyaofangqizhiliao,yaobunengting!”
qingyixiaosidengwenyan,lianmangdiantou,neixinqinpeibuyi,bukuishishenyi。
脑子进水都能治!
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一晃,半个月过去。
fanghaolaoshile,bufankangle!
yueshifankang,zhenzhadeyuehen,yaohedeyueduo!
zhanaoqiaohaibugou,hunshenshangxiadoubeineixueshenyijizhabianle,meiciduifanghaoeryan,doucongguimenguanzoushangyizao。
haiyouneiqiheideyao,tingshuohaiyoumaniaohetongziniaodechengfen,fanghaohedetulebuzhidaoduoshaoci。
meicituwan,dierwanjiezhelai。
yizhiyu,fanghaosuoxingbutule。
yixiangdaozheili,fanghaojiuyouyigudarendechongdong,hunshengengshirenbuzhuzhanligebuting。
bangeyuedeshijian,fanghaozhuangshachongleng,yemingbailehenduo。
meicuo,zijichenggongdeganshanglechuanyuedachaodemobanche!
mingziyiyang,doujiaofanghao,shenfendaoshibudi。
gudaiguizubojuededuzi!
buguoquebushijiyizhongdezhongguogudaishijie,ershiyigeweizhidegudaishijie,jiaodaxiawangchao,youxieleisisongming,danqueshiyigejiakonglishidehunluanshidai,rangfanghaoyouxiemengbi。
zhongyongbofangguodong,jiushifanghaodebianyilaodie,dangjindaxiawangchaodebojueguizu。
tongshiyeshiyuzhouchengdeshoufu。
ziran,fanghaozheigezhongyongboweiyideerzi,yeshunlichengzhangdechengleyuzhouchengzuijingdezi。
lunmingqi,bitalaozizhongyongbohaixiangliang。
yuzhouchengzuidadebaijiazi,bukeyishideershizhu!
恶贯满盈的存在!
qianxierizi,hechengliliuchuandeyiyang,fanghaoluoshuinishuile。
zhiyunaozijinshuideshiqing,chunshuhuche,fanghaofanzhengshibuxiangxin。
xiangbishishaohutushuoleyixiehuhua,ranhoujiubeirendangchengnaozijinshui,chenglenaojizhizheng。
zairanhouzijilaile,yigeeguanmanyingdeershizhu,bojuefubaijiazishaoye,jingranshuozijimeibing?
haiyaojiangshenmedaoli,tanshenmeziyou,gengyaobaojing!
不是神经病是什么?
xiangtonglezheixie,fanghaoyejiumingbaile。
weilebuzaizhazhen,buzaiheyao,qianjitiantajiusongle。
bujiushidangershizhubaijiazima?
zenmedese,zenmexiaozhangbuyaolianzenmelai!
zhongyu,pingjiezhefanghaochusedebiaoyan,jitianxialai,xueshenyizhongyujiaoaodexuanbuleyixianghuashidaideyiliaochengguo。
bojuefushaoyefanghaodenaojizhizhengquanyule!
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zhengxiangzhezheixie,fangmentuikai,qingyixiaosiyilianchanmeideshangqian,yanzhongdaizheyiyang。
“少爷,想啥呢?”
kandaota,fanghaozhijieyijiaochuaishangqu,qingyixiaosidangjicanjiaoyishengdaodi。
“xiangzenmedasinizheibuyaoliandegoudongxi!”fanghaodamaerchu。
duiyuzheigejiahuo,tashishenetongjue,zhiqianzhenshibeitahaicanle。
dongbudongjiuhaoshangyisangzi,shuoshaoyenaojiyouhuanle!
zairanhou,yiqunrenfengyongerzhi,zhazhen、guanyao!
yijiaobuguoyin,lianchuaijijiaoxiaqu,fanghaozongsuanshichulekoueqi。
舒服多了!
eryucitongshi,qingyixiaosisuirancanjiao,danlianshangquedaizhejidongdeleishui。
喜极而涕。
“wuwu......duiduidui,nucaijiushigoudongxi,nucaibuyaolian,shaoyenizhongyuhaole!”
fanghaopieleyiyan,xinzhongyouxiewuyu。
qingyixiaosi,mingweihaojian。
renruqiming,shifanghaozuizhongshidegoutuizi,tieshenzhangsui,jueduidezhongxin。
dama,yebuquanshibenyi。
zhuyaoshizheirenjiuzheigeniaoxing,budabumabuzuyizhengmingzijiquanyule。
weilezhengmingzijiquanyule,zhengmingzijihaishiyiqiandeneigebaijiaziershizhu,zhinengrucile。
zheiyike,fanghaobuduandegaosuziji,tajiushibaijiazi,jiushigeershizhu!
打!不能心疼!
kanzhedishangbiziyibaleiyibadehaojian,fanghaowuyu。
“goudongxihaishangyinleshiba?haibuganjinqilai!”
haojianyiting,lianmangdiantou。
“shishishi,shaoyeyoushenmefenfu,xiaodemashangjiuquanpai!”
fanghaoxianglexiang,chuanyueyebangeduoyuele,waimiandeshijiedaodiruhe,yejiucongbojuefulirenkouzhongdezhiyixieshiqing,cikeyechongmanlehaoqi。
“bieleneimejiu,shaoyewomenle,fanle,dongbu?”
haojianyiting,dunshijidongleqilai。
guoran,shaoyezheishizhenquanyulea。
zhongyuyouyaokaishibaijiale!
wangyounishuaibuguowodianping:《diguodaxianren》zheibenshudeshedinghenbang,zuozhewobenchenfubiliyeshibucuode,yingzaodehuanjingzhenshiganhenqiang,nenghenkuailadongduzhedelianxiang,daluojiyehenwanzheng,shiyibenfeichangbucuodegudaixiaoshuo
wangyoufuzhewangshizoudianping:zheibenshudiguodaxianrenshiwoneimeduoniankanshuyilaidiyibenxiangwanwanzhengzhengzhuixiaqukanwandeshu。henbucuo,“shentoubuqiushuliangcucaodanqiuzhiliang”detaidu,rangduzhemenhenxinwei。
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