下山无敌，开局拿捏丈母娘
《下山无敌，开局拿捏丈母娘》 小说介绍
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第1章
天机山。
烈日炎炎。
chenfan**zheshangbanshen，huizhechutouzailidi：“laobuside，buzhipaonaxiangqingfuqule，shenmeleihuozanghuodoushiwo，wodemingzhenshikua！”
buyuanchu，zhanzhesangechengshuxinggandemeifu，zhengkanzhechenfan。
“zeze！zheijiushixiaoshizhiba，shencaizhenshijuele。”
“nikantahunshensanfachudenanrenqixiduonong，bineixieshenmeyingshijuxingshuaiduole，tayaoshijinjunyulequan，zhenbuganxiangxianghuiyouduohuo！”
“......”
turan，yigeshenchuandaopaodezhongniannanrenchuxian，shenshouzaisanweimeifudefengtunshangyongliyipai，xiaoma：“nimensangehuishanbuqujianwo，quezaizheilitoukuiwodetudi，taoda！”
zhangyanzi、wangqiuxue、longlingertongshizhuanshen，chenguaidedengleyantianjizi，tingzhegaosongdexiongfushangqianbatianjiziweizaijian，nituiwosang。
“shixiong，nitaoyan，duojiubujian，gangjianmianjiuqifurenjia。”
“shixiong，woririyeye，lianzuomengdouzaixiangni，nixiangrenjiama？”
“......”
tingjiandongjing，chenfankanleguolai，faxiantianjizihezhangyanzisannvzaidaqingmaqiao，talianseyibian，kangzhechutouchongleguolai：“laobuside，wozaineilileisileihuodelitian，nizaizheiligenmeiziyuehui，erqieyixiazisange，nitaiguofenle！”
天机子脸色一黑。
zhangyanzi、wangqiuxue、longlingerlenglejimiao，suijiquandouxiaole，yonggezhongfuzademuguangdaliangchenfan。
“laobuside，beiwoshuodeyakouwuyanleba？”
chenfanbianshuobianfangxialechutou。
yenanguaitashengqi，tayizhikuqiutianjizirangzijixiashanquzhaomeizi，ketianjizisihuoburang，shuoshenmeshijiweidao，xianzaizheilaojiahuoquezaisihuisangemeifu，zhenshibaohanbuzhiehanji。
tianjizimianbuchoudong，dengzhechenfanhedao：“chouxiaozi，bizui，ganjinguolaibaijiannidesanweishigu。”
jiezhe，tianjizizhuyijieshaolezhangyanzisannv。
chenfanyileng，naonaotou，shangqianxingli：“shizhijianguodashigu，ershigu，sanshigu。”
zhangyanzishangqianxiaodao：“guainvxu，henkuaiwomenjiushiyijiarenle，yongbuzhexingrucidali，hehe！”
wangqiuxuejuezhezuibumandehengdao：“dashijie，sheishuoshizhishininvxule，neishiwonvxu。”
“dashijie，ershijie，zheigenvxuwolonglingeryaodingle，nimendoubunenggenwozheng。”longlingershuangyanfangguangdekanzhechenfanxinshidandandao。
chenfanyilianmeng，yanlekoukoushui，kanxiangtianjizi：“laobuside，woshashihouyoulesangezhangmuniang，nibugenwojieshijieshi？”
tianjizilaolianyihong，youxiebuhaoyisideshuo：“shiqingshizheiyangde，shinianqianwogennidesanweishiguyouguoyueding，rangnijianglaicongtamendenverzhongtiaoyigedangxifu。”
“**！laobuside，ganqingshinianqiannijiubawomailea！hunyinnaishirenshengdashi，wogentamendenverlianmiandoumeijianguo，zenmenengruciqinglvdejiujuedingni？wobutongyi。”
tianjizixiongbabadengleyanchenfan：“xingla，chouxiaozi，biezaiwomianqianyanxile，wohaibuzhidaoni，nibujiushipatamendeguinvzhangdewaigualiezaopeibushangnima！”
陈凡咧嘴一笑。
zhangyanzishangqian，taochushoujifanchuzhaopian：“shizhi，nikana，zheishiwobaobeinverdezhaopian，yaoliandanyouliandan，yaoshencaiyoushencai，youshishenjiabaiyidezongcai，jueduipeideshangni，niyaoshigentazaiyiqi，shaozoujishiniandewanlu，zhijietangpingle，hehe！”
“heng！meinvzongcaiyouzenmeyang？wonvershishijiezhimingdeqingchunyunvmingxing，zhuiqiuzhewushu，xiaoshizhigentazaiyiqi，jueduishitianzuozhihe。”
“nvxua！nikan，zheishiwonver，longguodejiuxingzhanshen，gennizaiyiqishixiangfuxiangchengqiangqianglianhe，nimencaishizuibanpeide。”
chenfankankanzhei，kankannei，yanzhongshanzheguang，zuilibuduanniantao：“bucuo，doubucuoa！”
zhangyanziyibajiangchenfanladaoshenhou，dingzhewangqiuxuehelonglingerchenshengdao：“zheigenvxuwoyaodingle，woshidashijie，nimendoubuyaogenwozheng！”
“dashijie，ruguoshibiedeshi，worangrangniwusuowei，danshiguanwonverdezhongshenxingfu，wojueduibuhuituirangde。”
“我也一样。”
tingjianzheixie，zhangyanziqideliansefaqing，hedao：“haoa！jinianbujian，nimendoububawogeshijiefangzaiyanlile，womenjiushoudixiajianzhenzhang，sheiyinglechenfanjiuguishei。”
“dajiuda，niyiweiwopanima？”
“......”
kanzhezhangyanzisannvmoquancazhangjiuyaokaizhan，tianjizichenzhelianchongshangqian，hunshensanfachujueqiangdeqishi：“goula！doushiyibanianjiderenlehaihunao，yebuparangrenxiaohua，wojuedingle，rangchenfanxiashangennimendeguinvxiangchuxiangchu，taxihuansheijiuqusheiweiqi，yanzishishijie，xiancongtaguinvkaishi。”
“shixiong，niduirenjiazuihaole，nengbunengrangchenfanxianquwojia？”wangqiuxuechuchukeliandao。
longlingeryeyaokaikouqiuqing，quebeitianjiziyigeyanshendenglehuiqu。
“xingla！woyiyijue，sheizaihunao，wojiuquxiaosheidezige，nimendouxiashanquzhunbeiba！”tianjizibaibaishou。
“是，师兄。”
zhangyanzisannvxingleyili，gezidengleyanduifang，feishenxiashan。
chenfanshangqian，liezuiwendao：“laobuside，niwenyebuwenjiujuedinglewodezhongshendashi，yetaibubawodanghuishileba？”
tianjizishenshouzaichenfannaodaishangyongliyiqiao：“chouxiaozi，biedelebianyihaimaiguai，nizheicixiashanchulequqititianjishankaizhisanyeyiwai，haiyouyijianzuizhongyaodeshi，benmendezhongbaoshijinianqianbeineigetianshadepantusuodao，niqutiweishixunhuibingqieqinglimenhu。”
wenyan，chenfanlianshangluchusumuzhise，yonglidiantou。
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两日后。
chenfanbeizheyigepojiudebaozouchugaotiezhan，sichudaliang：“zheijiushihangchenga，gaoloudasha，cheshuimalong，dequebitianjishanneigeniaobulashidedifangqiangduole。”
jiuzaizheishi，qianfangfeikuaishilaiqibaliangche，wenwentingzailubian。
wangchaozuilidiaozhegenxueqiexiache，lingzheershiduogezhuanghanzoushangqian，dingzhechenfandacicideshuodao：“chouxiaozi，hangchengbushininenglaidedifang，zhang**yebushinizheizhonglaihamanengdianjide，congnalilaijiugunhuinaliqu，fouze......”
chenfanyanzhongjingguangyishan，gangdaohangcheng，qingdijiudairendashangmen，youdianyisi，kanlaihangchengdiyimeirendemingtoubushichuichulaide。
“否则什么？”
wangchaohuanhuantuchukouyanquan，xionghendezuolegemobozidedongzuo：“si！”
陈凡大笑。
“chouxiaozi，nizaixiaoshenme？”wangchaohewen。