快穿炮灰，就这个掀桌爽爽爽
《快穿炮灰，就这个掀桌爽爽爽》 小说介绍
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《快穿炮灰，就这个掀桌爽爽爽》 第2章 免费试读
“aiaiai，tingshuolemei，bushianbeidiaodaopaohuicunhuozule。”
“sha?paohuicunhuozu?neibushixinshoushiyinghetuixiuyanglaodezuma。bushiankeshinvpeifuchouzudejinpaikuaichuanzhe，tahaimeituixiujiujitadiaopaohuicunhuozu?”
“xiaoshengdian，wotingwodayilinjudelaopodebiaomeideerdayedelaobandeqingrendegegeshuode。haoxiangshiyinweitazairenwushijietaijijintainenggaoshi，fuchoudeshihoujingchanggaofenshenzhigaocannannvzhu，shangmianxiangtaxiaotingdian。”
“si，nirenmaitingguanga。buguohuashuohuilai，paohuicunhuozutajiugaobuleshima，yaozhidaopaohuicunhuozuchulejiaosecunhuomeiyourenherenwu，caozuokongjiansihugengda。”
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【suzhu，womenzheisuanbeiwaifangma?】
bushianhuodongzhedangqianrenwushijiedeshenti，manbuzaiyidao：“busuan，zuiduosuantiqiantuixiu。”
“tong，gushifazhanherenwujiyichuanjiwo。”
【好的宿主。】
zheishiyigexiaoyuanzhongshengwenyanshengdeshijie。
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zaigushishijiezhong，linyiwanzhiyouzaijiejudeliaoliaoshubi。
原文是这样写的。
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……
kelinyiwandesizhendeheguqingqinghaowuguanxima?
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【suzhunilengjinga，buyaojidong，womenbushinvpeifuchouzule，womenxianzaishipaohuicunhuozu。
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zheimejiandanmeiyouewairenwudeshijie，suibianlaigexinshoudounengwanmeitongguo。】
xitongjidejianyihenhao，zheishilaidaozheizhongshijiedesuoyouxinrenhuixuanzedefangan。
bijingnichulecunhuomeiyouqitarenwu，zhiyaojiandanbikaijibenjiunengmanfenwancheng，weishenmequzuowuyonggong。
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tamouseshenchen，lenglengkaikou，“cuoderencaigaibirang，tameicuo，wobubi。”
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【suzhu，wohuizhichinideyiqiexuanze。
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suirannidedaolaihuanlelinghun，jingshenshangyougaishan，keshentishangdeyixieyingxiangshimeifabimiande。】
bushiantingzhexitongtixingzoudaoquanshenjingqian，zhenglileyixialvedaizhezhoudexiaofucaizaicikaikou。
“wozhidao，tongnifangxin，wojiejuebulebing，haijiejuebulerenma。”