白月光是装的？我掀桌后她破防跳楼？活该！
《白月光是装的？我掀桌后她破防跳楼？活该！》 小说介绍
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《白月光是装的？我掀桌后她破防跳楼？活该！》 白月光是装的？我掀桌后她破防跳楼？活该！精选章节 免费试读
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”womeizhuantou，biqiangli“ng”leyisheng。gongxi？zheihuacongtazuilishuochulai，zenmetingzenmebushiziwei。
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wotaijiaowangwaizou。“qingli。”yunmiaodeshengyinzaishenhouzhuilai，daizheyisibuyichajuede、nianhuhudetianni，
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“yushenta……youshihoupiqiji，niduobaorongta。yiqiantaneixiebudongshidedifang，niyebietaiwangxinliqu，
bijing……douguoqule。”jiaobumengdidunzhu。suliaobeibeiwoniedefachuqingweide“gazhi”sheng。baorong？
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shuijingdengzheshechusuizuanbandeguang。wochuanzhejiuhongsedemoxionglifu，zhanzaijiaoluoli，kanzheyixiangbinyingderenqun。
guyushenbeijigeshuboweizheshuohua，yiqifengfa。yunmiaoyezai，chuanzheyitiaoyuebaisedeshaqun，
wenwandipeizaiguyushenmuqinshenbian，shibushidishengxiyujiju，doudegumukaihuaidaxiao。tazongshizheiyang，
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”wominlekouguozhi，tiandefahou：“gubomuxihuanta，teyiyaoqingde。”linweipiepiezui：“xihuan？
wokangujiashangshangxiaxiadoukuaibatadangweilaishaonainaigongzhele。nikedebaguyushenkanjindian，zheiweibaiyueguang，
daoxingshenzheni。”“kanjin？”wozichaodixiaolexiao，“gaishiwode，buyongkan。bugaishiwode，
kanyekanbuzhu。”huasuizheimeshuo，xinlimougejiaoluoquexiangbeifengchuiguodehumian，qilezhezhou。
youqishikandaoguyushendemuguang，zonghuiruoyousiwudipiaoxiangyunmiaodefangxiang，
daizheyizhongwowufalijiedefuzaqingxu——huainian？yihan？haishi……yuqingweile？“ruan**，
jintianzhenpiaoliang。”yigedaizhedianqingtiaodenansheng**lai。shiguyushendeyigeyuanfangbiaodi，jiaoguchengyu，
quanzilichulemingde**。tayanshenzaiwoshenshangliuleyiquan，zuihouluozaiwo**dejianbangshang。“xiexie。
”wolengdandiyingleyisheng，ceshenxiangzoukai。guchengyuquegenleyibu，shoulidehongjiuyouyiwuyidihuangzhe，
coujinlexie，daizhejiuqidehuxipenzaiwoerbian：“ze，kexile，wobiaogexinlizhuangzhede，
haishineigebushirenjianyanhuode……”tayiyousuozhidichaoyunmiaodefangxiangnunuzui。yiguehancongjibeishengqi。
wozhengyaofazuo——“qingli。”guyushendeshengyinjishixiangqi，daizheyisibuyue。
tabuzhiheshibaituoleneiqunshubo，dabuzouleguolai，budongshengsedigezaiwoheguchengyuzhijian，
yanshenruilidisaoleguchengyuyiyan。guchengyusongsongjian，shanshandixiaolexiao，duanzhejiubeiliule。“meishiba？
”guyushenzhuanxiangwo，meitouweicu，“tashuohuameifencun，nibielita。”“wonengyoushenmeshi。
”wochechuyigexiaorong，yuqijinliangpingdan。muguangqueyueguota，kandaobuyuanchudeyunmiao，
zhengjingjingdikanzhewomenzheibian，yanshenpingjingwubo，zuijiaoshenzhihaidaizheneimoguanyoude、wenroudexiaoyi。
kebuzhishibushiwodecuojue，neixiaorongdixia，sihuzangzheyisijidande、binglengdeshenshi。
xinlineidianbuandezhezhou，qiaorankuoda。wanyanjinxingdaoyiban，qifenzhenghan。shiyingshengchuansuozhesongshangzhucai。
womianqianshiyifenjingzhidejianegan。guyushenzuozaiwozuobiandezhuwei，zhengheyoushoubiandegufudishengjiaotanzheshenme。
yunmiaozuozaigumupangbian，gelejigeweizhi，zhengxiaokouchizhedongxi，yitaiwuketiaoti。yiqiekanqilaihexiewanmei。
jiuzaishiyingshengjiangyifenguntangdenongtangfangzaiyunmiaomianqianshi，yiwaifashengle。yunmiaoxiangshimeinawenshaozi，
“pada”yishengqingxiang，shaozidiaozaizhuobushang。ta“aiya”yisheng，youxiehuangluandiqujian，
shoubeibujingyidiyidai——“huala！”neiwanmaozhereqidenongtang，
haowuyuzhaodi、zhizhidichaozhewopoleguolai！shijianfangfozaineiyikeninggu。wogenbenlaibujifanying，
zhikandaoyidapiannongchoude、guntangdeyetipumianerlai！tiaojianfansheban，womengdiwanghouyiyang，
tongshiyongshoubeiqudang！“si——”zhuoredejutongshunjiancongzuoxiaobeimanyankai！
tangshuidabufenpozailewodeshoubeihexiongqiandelifushang，youniguntang，pifuxiangbeiluotietangguoyiyang。
baisedezhuobuyeshunjianlangjieyipian。judadeshengxiangrangzhenggeyanhuitingshunjiananjingxialai，
suoyoudemuguangdoujujiaozaiwomenzheiyizhuo。“a！qingli！”yunmiaojingkongdiwuzhuzui，lianseshunjianbiandecanbai，
yanjinglixunsuxumanleleishui，“duibuqi！duibuqi！wo……wobushiguyide！
woshouhuale……”tadeshengyinzhandouzhe，chongmanlewuzhuhezize，shentiweiweifadou，
kanxiangguyushendeyanshenchongmanlekongjuheaiqiu，“yushen，wo……”guyushenliansetieqing，
diyishijianzhanleqilai，yibazhuazhuwodeshoubeichakan：“zenmeyang？tangdaomeiyou？kuai！nabingshuilai！
”tayuqijicu，daizheburongzhiyidemingling。pangbiandeshiyingshenghegujiarendouhuangleshen，yourendizhijin，
yourenpaoqunabing。“meishi……meishi……”wotengdeshengyindoubianlediao，shoubeishang**laditeng，
beitangjinshidelifuniannibinglengditiezaixiongqian，langbeibukan。
wokanzheyunmiaoneizhanglihuadaiyu、chongman“zhencheng”qianyidelian，weiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai。youshizheiyang。
meiyiciyiwai，tadou“bushiguyide”。meiyici，tadoushineigezuiwugu、zuixuyaobaohudexiaobaihua。
erwo，yongyuanshibeiyangjidechiyu，haiyaoxiandejinjinjijiao。“zhendeduibuqi，
qinglijie……”yunmiaodeyanleidakedakewangxiadiao，taraoguozhuozixiangkaojinwo，jiaobuliangqiang，
rouruodefangfoxiayimiaojiuyaoyundao，“wobangnica……”“biepengwo！
”zaitashouzhikuaiyaopengdaowoshoubeishanghongzhongdetangshangshi，womengdiyihuishoushuaikai，
shengyinjianlidelianwozijidouheleyitiao。zheigedongzuo，zaisijideyanhuitinglixiandegewaituwuheciyan。
suoyourendoulengzhule。guyushendemeitouningchenglesijie，yanshenfuzadikanzhewo，limianyoudanyou，
dansihuyeyouyisi……burentong？fangfozaizebeiwode“xiaotidazuo”he“bujinrenqing”。“qingli，
miaomiaotabushiguyide，hehuaitale。”gumulikeshangqianyibu，huzhuleyaoyaoyuzhuideyunmiao，zhouzhemeikanwo，
yuqidaizhemingxiandebuzantongheanfuyunmiaodeyiwei，“haolehaole，miaomiaobupa，yiwaieryi。”“yiwai？
”woditoukanzhezijishoubeishangxunsuhongzhongqipaodepifu，neizuanxindetengtongheniannibinglengdechuganwubizhenshi。
zaikankanyunmiaobeigumuhuzaihuaili、yijiuchuoqibuzhideyangzi，
yigujiyaletaijiudenuhuohunhezhejudadeweiqu，hongdiyixiachongshangletouding，
shaodewolizhidexianshunjianbengjindaolejixian。“haoyigeyiwai！”wotaiqitou，
muguangsisidingzaiyunmiaoneizhangkudewojianyouliandelianshang，shengyinyinjidongerweiweifazhan，“yunmiao，nigaosuwo，
weishenmenide‘yiwai’，meiyicidouneimejingzhundiluozaiwoshenshang？！”“qingli！”guyushendiheyisheng，
shituzuzhiwo，“nilengjingdian！xianchulishangkou！”“lengjing？wotamaxianzaizenmelengjing！”womengdizhuanxiangta，
suoyoudeshiwang、fennu、bubeixinrendeweiquzaizheiyikechedibaofa，“guyushen，nikanqingchu！meiyici！
meiyicidoushizheiyang！tabuxiaoxin，tabushiguyide！ranhouni？
shoushangde、chuchoude、beizhizebudongshideyongyuanshiwo！pingshenme？！”wozhizheyunmiao，
zhijiandouzaifadou：“niwenwenta！wenwennidehaomeimei！wenwennidebaiyueguang！tazhendezhishi‘shouhua’ma？！
congdaxuedaoxianzai，ta‘buxiaoxin’nonghuaiwodecansaizuopin，
‘buxiaoxin’zaiguanjiankaoshiqiangaosuwoniyaopeitaqukantashengbingdemao，
‘buxiaoxin’zainisongwohuijiadelushangdadianhuashuotahaipaxuyaonilikeguoqu……zheixie‘yiwai’，
doushiqiaohema？！”“qingli！nihushuobadaoshenme！”guyushendelianseyinchendenengdichushuilai，
tazhuazhuwodejianbang，lidaohenda，“miaomiaobushineizhongren！nitaijidongle！biezaizheierdiurenxianyan！
”“diurenxianyan？”woxiaole，xiaodeyanleichadianbiaochulai，“duia，woruanqinglizainigudashaoyeyanli，
kebujiushigediurenxianyan、wuliqunaodepofuma？nabideshangnideyunmiao，
chunjie、shanliang、yongyuandoushibuxiaoxinfancuodexiaoxiannv！”woyonglishuaikaitadeshou，
yibububixiangbeigumuhuzhe、cikequetaiqileiyanjinghuangkanzhewodeyunmiao。tadeshentidoudegenglihaile，
xiangfengzhongluoye，jinjinzhuazhegumudegebo，fangfowoshiyaochirendehongshuimengshou。“nipashenme？”wodingzheta，
shengyinbinglengcigu，“yunmiao，nibushizuixihuanzhuangwugubankelianma？xianzaizheimeduorenkanzhe，
nidehaogegehaobomudouhuzheni，nipashenme？nigaosuwo，gangcaineiwantang，nishizenme‘buxiaoxin’de？
shinikongzhibuzhunideshou，haishinikongzhibuzhunixinlineidianjianbuderendexinsi？！”“womeiyou！qinglijie！
wozhendemeiyou！”yunmiaopinmingyaotou，leishuilianlian，shengyinposui，“niwuhuiwole！woyizhibanidangjiejiede！
wozhidaoniyinweiyushengeduiwoyouwuhui，kewozhende……”“wuhui？”wodaduanta，
muguangsaoguoguyushenyinchendelian，gumubumandeshenqing，
haiyouzhouweibinkemenhuojingya、huobiyi、huokanrenaodeyanshen。xinchediliangtoule，yeyingtoule。
jiranyijing“diurenxianyan”le，neijiudiudaodihaole！“hao！nibushiyaozhengjuma？
bushidourenweiwowuliqunaoma？”womengdizhuanshen，kanxiangzhanzaiyipang、liansetongyangnankandehuisuojingli，
“jingli！banimenzheizhuodejiankongdiaochulai！like！xianzai！”“jiankong？”guyushenhegumudoulengzhule。
yunmiaodekushengzhourantingzhu，lianshangshunjiantunjinlezuihouyisixuese，lianzuichundoubaile，
zhishengxiayanleihaizaibushoukongzhidiwangxiatang，yanshenlidiyicichuxianlezhenshide、judadekonghuang。“dui！jiankong！
”wozhandingjietie，zhizhegangcaiyunmiaozuodeweizhishangfangneigebuqiyandeshexiangtou，“jiuduizhezheigefangxiang！
woyaokankan，womendebaiyueguang**，daodishizenme‘buxiaoxin’baneiwantang，podeneimezhunde！
”quanchanghuaran！suoyourendemuguangdoujingyibudingdizaiwoheyunmiaozhijianlaihuisaoshi。“ruanqingli！nigoule！
”guyushenchedinule，shangqianyibudangzaiwomianqian，shituqiangxingjiangwodaili，“biezaizheilifafeng！
youshenmeshihuiquzaishuo！”“huiqu？”woyonglituikaita，zhizhezijishoubeishangcimudehongzhongtangshang，“huiqu？
ranhouni？ranhouyoushiniqingpiaopiaoyiju‘tabushiguyide’，youshiwo‘budongshi’‘taijijiao’？guyushen，
woshougoule！jintianzheijiankong，wokandingle！yaome，nirangjinglixianzaidiaochulai，dangzhesuoyourendemianfang！yaome，
wolikebaojing！gaotaguyishanghai！nizijixuan！”“ni！”guyushenbeiwohoudeyishiyusai，
lianshangqingbaijiaojia。gumuqideshengyinfadou：“fanle！zhenshifanletianle！yushen！nikankan！
zheijiushinizhaodehaoxifu！womengujiadeliandourangtadiujinle！miaomiaodoukuchengzheiyangle，tahai……”“bomu！
”wohaobukeqididaduanta，muguangruju，“diugujialiandebushiwo！shininhuailizheiwei！ninkankantadeyangzi！
kankantaxianzaidebiaoqing！ninzhenjuedetazhishihaipaheweiquma？！”gumuxiayishididitoukanxiangyunmiao。
cishideyunmiao，hunshendoudexiangshaikang，liansecanbairuzhi，yanshenhuansan，
judadekongjuwanquanqudailezhiqianderouruowuzhu。tasisiyaozhexiachun，jihuyaoyaochuxuelai，
houlonglifachu“hehe”de、xiangshibinlinzhixideshengyin，nalihaiyoubanfen“buxiaoxin”fancuohoudewuguyangzi？
fenmingshibeirenchuochuanlezuiyinanxinsidejingkongjuewang！gumuzhanglezhangzui，
kanzheyunmiaozheifuwanquanmoshengde、jinhubengkuidemoyang，huzhetadeshouxiayishidisonglexielidao，
yanzhongdiyicifuxianchushenshendeyilvhezhenjing。“diaojiankong！”wozaicilishengduijinglihedao，
meiyigezidouxiangcuilebing，“like！fouzewomashangbaojing！”jinglibeizheizhenzhanghezhule，kankanguyushen，
youkankanwo，zuizhongzaiguyushenchenmodemoxuxia，calecaetoudelenghan，duizheduijiangjijicudishuo：“kuai！
bayanhuitingaquzhuzhuodejiankongdiaochulai！touyingdaodapingshang！mashang！”shijianyifenyimiaodiguoqu，
meiyimiaodouxiangzaiguntangdeyouguolijianao。yanhuitinglisiyibandejijing，
zhiyouyunmiaoyayibuzhude、duanduanxuxudechouqisheng，haiyouwoyinweitengtonghejidongerlvexiancuzhongdehuxi。
guyushenzhanzaiwoheyunmiaozhongjian，xiangyizunjiangyingdediaosu，liansenankanzhiji。gumufuzhejihuyaotanruandeyunmiao，
meitoujinsuo，yanshenfuza。zhongyu，yanhuitingqianfangjudadepingmuliangleqilai。huamianchuxian，
zhengshiwomenzheigezhuzhuoquyudeshijiao。qingxiduhengao，nengqingchudikandaomeigerendedongzuohebiaoqing。
wanyandexuannaoshengcongyinxianglichuanchu，gengchendecikedejijingguiyi。huamiantuijin。shiyingshengduanzhenongtang，
xiaoxinyiyidifangzaiyunmiaomianqian。yunmiaoweixiaozhedaoxie。tanaqijingzhidetangshao，yaoqiyidian，youyadichuilechui。
yiqiedouneimezhengchang。ranhou，jiuzaitazhunbeijiangshaozisongrukouzhongshi，biangufashengle。zhijianhuamianshang，
yunmiaonazheshaozideyoushoushouwan，jiqiqingweidi、danfeichangmingxiandi，xiangneigouleyixia！zheigedongzuofuduhenxiao，
kuaidejihurangrenyiweishicuojue。danjinjiezhe，neishaozijiuxiangshibeiyiguqiaoliqianyinzhe，congtashouzhonghuatuo，
“danglang”yishengluozaitamianqiandezhuobushang！ta“a”diqinghuyisheng，lianshangshunjianfuxianchuqiadaohaochudejinghuang，
shentiyesuizhejinghuxiayishidiqianqing。jiuzaishentiqianqingdetongshi，
tadezuobeikansihuangluandiqu“fu”neiwanfangzaizhuobiandenongtang，danneizhizuoshou，zaichupengdaotangwanbianyuandeshunjian，
bushiqufuwen，ershifeichangyinbidi、jikuaidixiangwaiyibo！dongzuoyiqihecheng，liuchangdejinhukeyi！hua——！
neiwanguntangdenongtang，rutongbeijingzhunjisuanguojiaodu，posachudeguiji，bupianbuyi，zhichongzhewosuozaidefangwei！
“hong——”yanhuitinglishunjianzhakaileguo！jinghusheng、chouqisheng、nanyizhixindeyilunshengciqibifu！“tianna！
tazhenshiguyide？！”“neidongzuo……taimingxianle！”“wodemaya，zheixinsi……”“taikepale！
pingshizhuangdeneimexiang……”suoyoudemuguang，rutongwushugenshaohongdezhen，qishuashuadicixiangyunmiao！
“bu……bushide……”yunmiaotanruanzaigumuhuaili，yaozhetou，yanshenhuansan，yuwuluncidinannan，
“bushide……jiaodu……shijiaoduwenti……womei……”tashitubianjie，shengyinquexiruowenying，
yanmeizaizhouweixiongyongdezhizehebiyishengzhong。tajingxinyingzaoleduoniande、wanmeiwuxiade“baiyueguang”xingxiang，
zaitieyibandeshishimianqian，hongranbengta。neicengrouruowugudebiaopibeichedisikai，
luchulelimianjingxinsuanjideneihe。tabuzaishineigexuyaorenhehudechunjienvhai，
ershiyigexinsishenchen、shouduanyinhendeweizhuangzhe。gumuxiangshibeitangdaoyiyang，mengdisongkailefuzheyunmiaodeshou，
liangqianghoutuileyibu，kanzheyunmiaodeyanshenchongmanlezhenjing、shiwang、heyizhongbeiqipiandefennu。
“miaomiao……ni……nizenmeneng……”tazuichunduosuozhe，huadoushuobuwanzheng。guyushengengshiruzaoleiji。