《大年三十送来馊饭那天,他们就该知道惹错了人》 小说介绍
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taxiaodegengdeyile。“niangniangzenmebuxieena?zheikeshiguifeiniangniangteyiweininzhunbeide,
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jiancedaolaizitaijianwangdedeqiangliebiyi,yuanqizhi+100!】【ding!
jiancedaolaizixiaotaijianadexingzailehuo,yuanqizhi+50!】【ding!jiancedaolaizixiaotaijianbdechaofeng,
yuanqizhi+50!】wokanzheyanqianbuduantiaodongdeshuzi,xinlihaowubolan。shenzhihaiyoudianxiangxiao。sannianle。
zheixierenhaishizheimexihuanjiwosongwennuan。wotaiqitou,kanzhewangde。“zhidaole,dongxifangxia,
nimenkeyigunle。”wodeshengyinhenpingdan。meiyoufennu,meiyoubeishang。jiuxiangzaishuoyijiangenzijiwuguandeshi。
wangdelengleyixia。tayuxiangzhongdekunao、zhouma、xiesidili,quandoumeiyou。zheigefeihou,
zenmegenyiqianbuyiyangle?tayoudianbushuang。jiuxiangyiquandazailemianhuashang。【ding!
jiancedaolaiziwangdedeshiwanghebushuang,yuanqizhi+200!】ehuo,youjiale。woxinqinggenghaole。
wangdehaixiangshuodianshenme,zhaohuichangzi。wozhijiedaduanta。“zaibugun,zheifanwojiukounitoushang。
”wopieleyiyandishangdesoufan。wangdelianyibai,xiangqilewogangjinlenggongshi,
bayigexiangqifuwodemamadaduanlesangenleigudeshi。taduosuoleyixia,buganzaiduohua。“heng,bushitaiju!
”tamamalieliedidaizherenzoule。gongmen“zhiya”yishengguanshang。zhenggelenggong,youzhishengxiawoyigeren。
haiyoumandidelangjie。woshenlegelanyao,zoudaoqiangjiao。neiliyouyigebuqiyandemuxiangzi。wodakaixiangzi,
conglimiannachuyitong……kangshifuhongshaoniuroumian。haiyouyigenhuotuichang,yigeludan。woshuliandisikaibaozhuang,
badiaoliaobaofangjinqu。ranhou,woduizhekongqishuo:“xitong,laidiankaishui。”【ding!kaishuifuwu,
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zheisanfenzhongli,wodakailexitongmianban。
【xingming:xiaozhiyue】【shenfen:daxiawangchaofeihou】【yuanqizhiyue:135,
800dian】【xitongshangcheng:yikaiqi】wodiankaishangcheng。limiandedongxilinlangmanmu。
fuye……【teshufuwuqu】:qingbaogoumai、jinengxuexi、zhaohuanguyongbing……kanzhezheiyibaiduowandeyuanqizhi,
woluchulexinweidexiaorong。zheidoushigouhuangdihetaneibangzougou,sannianlaixinxinkukujiwogongxiande。
meitianpairenlaixiuruwo,fengyuwuzu。jianzhishiwodeyuanqizhiyongdongji。meiyoutamen,
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nimenmanmanwan。haohaoxiangshounimenzuihoudeshiguangba。dengwodeyuanqizhizangoule,wojiubanimendehuanggong,
yezhachengyiduodayanhua。yidingbizheigehaokan。2.guifeiniangniang,duoxielechibaohezu,
wobapaomiantongwangqiangjiaoyireng。【ding!lajizidongqingli,xiaohaoyuanqizhi1dian。】paomiantongpingkongxiaoshi。
zheijiushiyouxitongdehaochu。lianlajidoubuyongzijidao。wotangzaiwodeximengsidachuangshang。zheichuang,
hualewo2000yuanqizhi。youruanyoushufu。bigouhuangdidelongchuangqiangyibaibei。taneichuang,yingbangbangde,
luodehuang。biewenwozenmezhidaode。wozaichuangshangfanlegeshen,dasuanshuigehaojue。lenggongdeyewanhenanjing。
chulefengsheng,shenmedoutingbujian。danjintian,waimianyoudianchao。haoxiangyourenzaiku。kudesixinliefeide。
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jiancedaolaizixiaozhiyuedefennu,yuanqizhi10。】xitongtishiyinxiangqi。wolengleyixia。yuanlai,
wozijideqingxu,yehuiyingxiangyuanqizhi?fennu,shihuixiaohaoyuanqizhide。woshenxiyikouqi,
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zai【teshufuwuqu】fanlefan。henkuai,zhaodaolewoxiangyaodedongxi。【chujihuanshufu:zhizaoxiaofanweihuanjue,
chixushifenzhong。shoujia:1000yuanqizhi。】youdiangui。danwohaishidianlegoumai。【ding!goumaichenggong,
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wangdezhengdadeqijing。turan,tashenhouchuanlaiyigeweiyandeshengyin。“zhushou!nimenzaizuoshenme!
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ganzailenggongmenkousizidongxing!”wangdehedehunfeiposan。“bixiaraoming!
shi……shiguifeiniangniang……shiguifeiniangniangrangnucailaijiaoxunyixiazheigebudongshidegongnvde!
”taganjinbalinchuchutuichulaidangdangjianpai。“e?shiguifei?”liyu(huanxiang)deliansegengnankanle。
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ranhouzaishangchengliduihuanleyiping【suxiaozhiliaopenwu】。shoujia:500yuanqizhi。duizhetadeshangkouyipen。
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kendinggenninshiyihuode……jiudawo……”wopailepaitadebei。“wozhidao。”linchuchuneidianxiaodujichang,
wozaiqingchubuguole。tajiushixiangbawoshenbiansuoyouderen,douganjinshajue。rangwobianchengyigezhenzhengdegujiaguaren。
【ding!jiancedaolaizilinchuchudeeyichuaice,yuanqizhi+500!】he。renbuzai,
yuanqizhidaoshisongdetingqinkuai。kanlaishiwangdehuiqugaozhuangle。linchuchuxianzai,kendingqidebuqing。
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niganma?”xiaocuideyanjingli,shanguoyisiyouyu。danhenkuai,jiubeihenyiqudaile。tazhongzhongdidianlediantou。
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3.songshangmendeyuanqi,buyaobaibuyaodiertianyizao,tianhaimeiliang。wojiubaxiaocuijiaoxingle。“zou,ganhuole。
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nengqingchuditingdaolimiandedongjing。wangdeguizaidishang,zhengzaixianglinchuchukusu。“niangniang,
ninkeyaoweinucaizuozhua!neigefeihou,ta……tahaoxianghuiyaoshu!
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linchuchuqidebashoulidechabeidoushuaile。“feiwu!yiqunfeiwu!lianyigefeihoudouduifubule!
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huojianguile!”【ding!shoudaolaizilinchuchudefennu,yuanqizhi+1000!】【ding!
shoudaolaiziwangdedekongju,yuanqizhi+300!】wotingzhexitongtishiyin,zuijiaoshangyang。kaimenhonga。
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xiangdaoleyigegengedudezhuyi。“wangde,niquyushanfangchuanwodehua。jiushuofeihousinianjiaren,bengongxinshan,
texutadejiarenjingongtanwang。”“ranhou,nianpaiyixia,rangtajiaren‘buxiaoxin’chongzhuangleshengjia。daoshihou,
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songshangmendeyuanqi,buyaobaibuyao。wojixiaocuishilegeyanse。xiaocuixinlingshenhui。
taconghuailitaochuyigexiaozhibao。limianshiwoyong50yuanqizhiduihuande【qiangliyangyangfen】。wusewuwei,
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xiaocuichenzheyigegongnvchulaidaoshuidegongfu,bayangyangfensajinlechuxiugongdexiangluli。ranhou,
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xinglaideshihou,shibeixitongtishiyinchaoxingde。【ding!shoudaolaizilinchuchudeqianglieyuanhen,
yuanqizhi+5000!】【ding!shoudaolaiziwangdedeqianglieyuanhen,yuanqizhi+3000!】【ding!
shoudaolaizichuxiugonggongnvadeyuanhen,yuanqizhi+100!】【ding!shoudaolaizichuxiugongtaijianbdeyuanhen,
yuanqizhi+100!】……tishiyingenshuapingyiyang,xianggebuting。wodakaiyuanqizhiyueyikan。huo!
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zuodejiyangjingzhixiaocai。tadeshouyihenhao。“niangniang,nintingshuolema?chuxiugongchushile!
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“tingshuoguifeiniangnianghetagonglideren,doudeleyizhongguaibing!hunshenzhanghongzhen,yangdebuxing!taiyiqulehaojibo,
douchabuchubingyin!”xiaocuishuodemeifeisewu。dachoudebaode**,rangtazhenggerendouzaifaguang。“shima?
neikezhenshi……taibuxingle。”woheleyikouzhou,manyouyoudishuo。xinlixiangdequeshi:zheicainadaonaera。
haoxi,haizaihoutouni。4.neigedugui,shiwobiaoge?linchuchude“guaibing”,
zaigongliyinqilebuxiaodehongdong。gezhongliuyanfeiyu,chuandefeifeiyangyang。youdeshuoshitahuaishizuoduole,
zaolebaoying。youdeshuoshitachongzhuangleshenmebuganjingdedongxi。haiyoude,bamaotouzhixianglewo。
shuoshiwozheigefeihou,zailenggongligaowuguzhishu,zuzhouguifei。gouhuangdiliyu,
ziranshixiangxinzuihouyizhongshuofade。taqichongchongdipaolailenggong,yaozhaowosuanzhang。zheishisannianlai,
tadiyicitazuzheili。talaideshihou,wozhengzaiyuanzilishaitaiyang。tangzaiduihuandeshatanyishang,
hezheduihuandebingzhenkele。xiaocuizaiyipangjiwoniejian。riziguodehaobuqieyi。liyutuikaimen,
kandaodejiushizheifujingxiang。tadangchangjiulengzhule。taxiangxiangzhong,woyinggaishixingrongkugao,yishanlanlv,
gengeguiyiyang。zenme……zenmehaipangle?liansehongrun,jingshenhuanfa。bitazaigongliyangdeneixiefeizi,
qisehaihao。“xiaozhiyue!ni……”tazhizhewo,bantianshuobuchuhualai。【ding!
shoudaolaiziliyudezhenjinghehuaiyi,yuanqizhi+1000!】wolanyangyangditaiqiyanpi,kanletayiyan。
“yo,zheibushibixiama?shenmefengbaninjichuilaile?”wohuanglehuangshoulidekeleguan。“yaolaiyiguanma?
qingrejieshu,zhuanzhinaocan。”liyudelian,shunjianheichengleguodi。“fangsi!nijingganduizhenwuli!
”tapangbiandetaijianzongguan,yegenzhejianshenghechi。“dadanfeihou!jiandaobixiahaibuxingli!”【ding!
shoudaolaiziliyudefennu,yuanqizhi+2000!】【ding!shoudaolaizitaijianzongguandehujiahuwei,
yuanqizhi+200!】bucuobucuo。youshiyibishouru。womanyouyoudicongyizishangzhanqilai。
pailepaishenshangdehui。“xingli?woyigefeihou,jinizheigehunjunxingshenmeli?wopazheshou。”“ni!ni!
”liyuqidehunshenfadou。“nijichuchuxiazhou,shibushinigande!”tazhijiezhiwen。“chuchu?
jiaodezhenqinre。”wochixiaoyisheng。“bixia,fankeyiluanchi,huabunengluanshuo。fanshiyaojiangzhengju。
nishuowoxiazhou,zhengjuni?”“ni……”liyuyezhule。tadangranmeiyouzhengju。tajiushipingganjue。
pingtaduiwodeyane。“zhenbuguan!chuchudebing,kendinggenniyouguan!nizuihaoxianzaijiujieleyaoshu,buran,
zhenrangnixiaojiamanmenpeizang!”takaishiweixiewo。zheishitaweiyideshouduanle。wotingdao“xiaojia”,
yanjingmilemi。zhengchoumeijiekougaoshini,nizijisongshangmenlaile。“xiaojia?bixiashuodeshinagexiaojia?
”woguzuoyihuodiwen。liyuyiweiwopale。talengxiaodao:“zenme?danglesannianfeihou,lianzijijiadouwangle?
jiushinineigezaijingchengdangxianguandedie,haiyounineigebuchengqideduguibiaoge!”tashuocuole。wodie,
zaozaiwojinlenggongdediernian,jiu“yinbingqushi”le。qishishibeitahelinchuchulianshouhaiside。
zhiyuneigeduguibiaoge……wodakaixitong,huale1000yuanqizhi,chaleyixiazheigebiaogedeziliao。
【xingming:xiaolang】【shenfen:feihouxiaozhiyuedeyuanfangbiaoge】【shengping:buxuewushu,shiduchengxing,
qianleyi**duzhai,zhengbei**zhuisha。】e,haizhenshigelanren。liyujianwochenmo,
yiweinaniezhulewoderuanlei。tagengjiadeyi。“zhenyijingpairenqu‘qing’nibiaogejingongle。niyaoshishixiang,
jiuguaiguairenzui。fouze,zhenrangtajianbudaomingtiandetaiyang。”woxinlilekailehua。taihaole。
wozhengchouzenmebashiqingnaodani。nijiubatizididaowomianqianle。wolianshangqueluchuyifujinghuangshicuodebiaoqing。
“bu!buyao!bixia,nibunengzheimezuo!wobiaogeshiwugude!”wo“putong”yishengguixiale。yanxima,
wozhuanyede。liyukandaowozheigeyangzi,zhongyuxinmanyizule。zheicaishifeihougaiyoudeyangzima。beiwei,kelian,
rentazaige。tajugaolinxiadikanzhewo。“xianzaizhidaopale?wanle!zhenjiniyitianshijian。yitianzhinei,
chuchudebingyaoshihaobule,nijiudengzhejinibiaogeshoushiba!”shuowan,tashuaixiuerqu。
liujiwoyige“renci”debeiying。tazouhou,xiaocuiganjinfuwoqilai。“niangniang,ninmeishiba?zheigehunjun,
taikeele!”taqidezhidiaoyanlei。wopailepaixigaishangdetu,yidianshidoumeiyou。wobujinmeishi,
xinqinghaihaodehen。“biekule。qu,jiwohuanshenyifu。zanmenyegaichugong,huihuiwoneigehaobiaogele。
”woyanzhongshanguoyisijingguang。liyu,linchuchu。nimenqianbugai,wanbugai,bashiqingqianchedaogongwai。
nimenyiwei,zheihuanggongshinimendetianxia。nimenhenkuaijiuhuizhidao。zheitianxia,daodisheishuolesuan。5.**li,
laochuyigebianyiqinqiwoneigebianyibiaogexiaolang,zhengzaijingchengzuidade**——“tongtianfang”li。
wodaizhexiaocui,huanleshennanzhuang,dayaodabaidijiuchuqule。lenggongdemenwei?yige【cuimianfu】jiugaodingle。
100yuanqizhi,jingjishihui。tongtianfangli,renshengdingfei,wuyanzhangqi。woyiyanjiukandaolexiaolang。
tabeirenanzaiduzhuoshang,lianzhongdegenzhutouyiyang。pangbianyigeguanshimoyangdenanren,zhengnazhetadeshou,
wangyizhangqiyueshanganshouyin。“xiaolang,qianzhaihaiqian,tianjingdiyi。zheishisanwanliangdeqiantiao,nianleshouyin,
zanmenzhiqiandezhangjiuyibigouxiao。”guanshixiaodexiangzhihuli。xiaolangkuhanzhe。“bu!womeiyouqiansanwanliang!
wozhiqianlewuqianliang!”“ligunlima,budonga?”guanshipailepaitadelian,“jinisantianshijian。
santianzhineihaibushangqian,jiukanlenideshou,banirengquweigou!”zhouweidedukemen,douzaikanrenao。
meirentongqingta。**li,zheizhongshitiantiandouzaifasheng。wozoudaozhuobian,bayizhangyinpiaopaizaizhuozishang。
“tadezhai,wotitahaile。”woshengyinbuda,danzugourangsuoyourendoutingjian。neishiyizhangyiwanliangdeyinpiao。
xitongchupin,jiayipeishi。suoyourendouchaowokanlai。baokuoneigeguanshi,hebiqinglianzhongdexiaolang。
guanshimizheyandaliangwo。“zheiweigongzi,mianshengdehena。ganwenshinajiade?”tabuxiangxinyigemoshengren,
huipingbaiwuguweiyigelanduguichutou。“woshishei,nibuyongguan。”wonaqizhuoshangdeqiantiao,kanlekan。
“tazhiqianlewuqianliang。wojiniyiwan,duode,suanshijinimaiyaodeqian。”wobaqiantiaosidefensui。
guanshideliansebianle。“gongzi,nizheishishenmeyisi?zachangzi?”tayihuishou,shijigedashouweileshanglai。
gegexiongshenesha。womeikantamen。wokanzhexiaolang。tazhengyilianmengbidikanzhewo。“ni……nishishei?
weishenmeyaobangwo?”woxiaolexiao。“woshinigunainai。”ranhou,
wohuitouduineigeguanshishuo:“wojinisanmiaozhongshijian。daizhenideren,congwoyanqianxiaoshi。”“yi。
”guanshinujifanxiao。“xiaozi,nihenkuanga!jiwoshang!daduantadetui!”dashoumenyiyongershang。
wotanlekouqi。weishenmezongyourenxihuanjingjiubuchichifajiuni?wotaiqishou,dalegexiangzhi。“er。
”neishijigedashou,gangchongdaowomianqian,jiuturanxiangshibeishenmedongxibanleyixia。yigejieyige,
gouchishiyiyangshuaizaidishang。ranhou,tamenjiuxiangdieluohanyiyang,diezaileyiqi。zenmezhengzha,doupabuqilai。
fangfoshenshangyaleyizuoshan。zheishiwoduihuande【zhonglishu】,chujide。fanweishimi,chixuyifenzhong。
shoujia:2000yuanqizhi。duifuzheixiexiaolouluo,zugoule。zhengge**,shunjiananjingxialai。
suoyourendoujingkongdikanzhewo。buzhidaofashengleshenme。neigeguanshi,gengshihedeliandoubaile。tazhizhewo,
zuichunduosuo。“ni……ni……nishirenshigui?”“san。”woshuwanle。wozoudaotamianqian,
pailepaitadelian。“qian,wofangzheile。ren,wodaizoule。niyouyijianma?”tapinmingyaotou。
“mei……meiyijian……”kaiwanxiao,youyijianyedebiezhe。zheirentaixiemenle。wolaqihaitanzaidishangdexiaolang。
“zoule,biaoge。”xiaolanghunshenyizhen,nanyizhixindikanzhewo。“ni……nijiaowoshenme?nirenshiwo?
”“lushangshuo。”wotuozheta,zouchuletongtianfang。shenhou,meiyigerenganlan。womenzhaolegepijingdexiangzi。
wosongkaishou。xiaolang“putong”yishengjiujiwoguixiale。“enren!ninshiwodezaishengfumua!
qiuninshouwoweituba!woyexiangxueninneishouxianfa!”tabaozhewodedatui,yibabitiyibalei。
woxianqidibatatikai。“qilaishuohua。wobushinienren,woshinibiaomei,xiaozhiyue。
”wozhaixialeyonglaiweizhuangdemaozi。xiaolangkanzhewodelian,yanjingyuedengyueda。“zhi……zhiyuebiaomei?
ni……nibushizaigonglidanghuanghouma?zenme……”tajiejiebaba,huadoushuobuqingchule。“yijingshifeihoule。
”wojiuzhengta。“xianzai,woxuyaonibangwozuoyijianshi。zuohaole,niqiandeduzhai,wobangnihaiqing。
haihuijiniyidabiqian,rangnixiabanbeiziyishiwuyou。”xiaolangyitingyouqian,yanjingdouliangle。“shenmeshi?
biaomeinijinguanfenfu!shangdaoshanxiahuohai,zaisuobuci!”tapaizhexiongfubaozheng。
大年三十送来馊饭那天,他们就该知道惹错了人