《端午节,整治大度老公》 小说介绍
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《端午节,整治大度老公》 第一章 免费试读
bujiuzhihou,taturanhuanshanglejixinglanweiyan,tongkubukan,qingqiuwojiachesongtaqianwangyiyuan。wojingjingdiningshizhetazaidishangfangundeshenying,pingjingdihuiying:“wodechezhengbeiwodeguimijiashizhequxiangshoufengdeziyou,ninengbunengbiezheimexiaoqi?lanweiyanyoubuzhiyuzhiming。”
qingchen,wobeifuzheerbao,mangliudizhenglizhewomenyijiasikoudexingnang。zaimangliuzhiyu,woxiangwuneidashenghuhuan:「laogong,taotao,qichuangle!zaibukuaidian,yidanshanglegaosu,womenjiuyaobeiduzailushangle!」wodezhangfulidong,rouzhexingzhongdeshuiyan,congwoshizhonghuanhuanzouchu,yuqipinghedishuodao:「qinaide,zaihuiquxiuxihuierba,womenbuyongjizhechufa。zuowanwobachejiejilexuemeiyijia,tamenyijingqichengqushamozijiayoule。」tadeshengyinrouheerwennuan,danzaiwoerzhongquerutongqingtianpili。
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lidongbuhuangbumangdicashizhetadeyanjing,pingjingdishuo:「shenfang,nideqingxunengbunengwendingyixie?buguoshibunengkaicheeryi,kankanhaiyoumeiyouquashidegaotiepiao。」wowufalijietashiruheyouyongqitichuzheigejianyide,taxinliqingchu,wodejiaxiangshishuqilvyouderemenmudedi。zaigaofengqi,tiqianbangeyuedingpiaodouweibinengchenggong,gengbuyongshuolinshigoupiaole。
wonachushouji,dakaigoupiaojiemian,jiangxianshiquanbushouqingdepingmuduizailidongmianqian,dashengzhiwen:「maipiao!nizhidaoquwojiadepiaoyouduonanqiangma!duoduohetaotaohaineimexiao!nigaosuwo,womendaizhezheimeduodongxi,zenmezhaogutamen?!nikaolvguozheixiema!niweishenmeburangtamenbachekaihuilai!」mianduiwodezhiwen,lidongzhishidandandipieleyiyan,lenglengdishuo:「meiyoupiaojiumeiyoupiao,huibuqujiuhuibuqu。youbushizuihouyimian,yihouhaiyouneimeduojiaqi,hebijiujiezheiyici?xuemeiyijiaweilezheicishamozijiazhunbeileyigeyue,nipingshenmerangrenjiaweinidezisifuchudaijia?」
「tamenzhunbeiduojiuyuwohegan!tamenzijiayounandaomeiyouzijidechema?」
woxinzhongchongmanlefennuyushiwang,shengyinzhongdaizhekuqiang,「nizhibuzhidaowoweilejiajiniyijingzhengzhengwunianmeiyouhuiguojiale!zhengzhengwuniana!wofumuweilenengrangwomenhuijiatedizhuanleershiwanguolairangwomaiche,jiushiyinweixintengwohehaizi……zuotianwanshangwomenhaizaishuozhejintianjiunengjianmianle……xianzaihuibuqule……nirangwozenmehetamenshuo?!」
lidongtanlekouqi,taidushizhongbuxianbudan。「xuemeijiadechebushimeiwomenjiadexinchexingnenghaoma?zheixiehuanishuobuchukou,neijiuwolaijinibamadadianhua。」tatuiletuilianshangdejingkuang,xiaoshengdunongdao。「woyizhidoujuedelaofuqibutieyijingchengnianzinvdezheizhongshishizaishihenkechi。ruguowoshinifumu,youlezheiershiwan,wojiujuanjixiwangxiaoxue,huozhezuogengyouyiyideshier。ganshenmefeiyaorangnimaiche?zheimeduonian,woyizhidoushiqizixingcheshangxiaban,jihuanbaoyounengduanlianshenti,youchemeichebushidouyiyangma?」
lidongzheiyijuhua,chedijinulewo。wolinzhetadeyilingfengkuangdechuida。dazhedazhe,wokaishihuanghu。zijizenmehuijiajizheiyangyigenanren。haijitashenglelianggehaizi。tadaodiyoumeiyouxiangguo。tashidaxuelaoshi,womenyijiadouzhuzaidaxuedefulizhufangli。xiaoquhedaxuedezhixianjulizhiyoujibaimi。tameitianzaochenyouzaiyouzaidedengzhezixingchexinshangfengjingshi。woquedouyaoqianzhenverjifeigoutiaodequzhuiditie。
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zaiquedinghuijiawuwanghou,wojihaizijiandanshoushilejiyangdongxi,daitamenquleyoulechang。lushang,wojibamadaquledianhua。jiandanshuominglailongqumaihou,wojiukudeqibuchengsheng。shipindianhuaneitoudefumuyanzhongshinanyiyanshideshiluo,quehaishianweiwo:「fangfang,meiguanxide,zheicihuibulaiwomenjiudengxiaciba。」
niqianwanbiehelidongzhengzhi,tazheigeren,xinggewenhe,xindishanliang。」deque,lidongzaiwairenyanzhong,zongshineigewanmeiwuquedehaoren。zaihaizimianqian,tazongshiciaiqinqie;zaifumumianqian,tazongshigongjingxiaoshun;mianduilinlihetongshi,tazongshikangkaidafang。richangshenghuozhong,tagengshiruci。
dangworangkuaidisonghuoshangmenshi,taquezongshijujue,danxinzengjiakuaidiyuandefudan。dangwoyaoqiuwaimaiyuanpeichangsunhuaideshiwushi,taquejiyuhaopingbingewaidashang。dangwoweixinaidezazhitougaoshi,taqueqiaoqiaochehuigaojian,shuoshiyaojiangjihuiliujixinren。woaoyepaidui,weinverzhengqudaojiafujindezhongdianyoueryuanminge,taquezhuanshoujiangmingerangjiletongshidehaizi,daozhinvershangxuexuyaozaoqiyigexiaoshi。
tademuqinshengbingshi,wofeijinxinsiqiangdaolezhuanjiahao,zhixutaququeren,taquejianghaomarangjileyiweisubuxiangshideluren。tajiechedexuemeiyijia,bingfeiwomendepengyou,shenzhisuanbushanghaolinju。neijiadenanzhurenzongshifangrentadexiaogouzaiwojiamenqianxiaobian,lianggebasuideshuangbaotainanhaibufenzhouyedizhizaozaoyin,rangxinshengdeduoduozhengyewufaanshui。
youyici,neilianggehaiziqiangzoulenverdebangbangtang,wobangzhunverduohuitangguo,xuemeiquezhanzaiwojiamenqian,dashengchizelebangeduoxiaoshi,wumiewonvershihulijing,gouyinletadeerzi。zheiyangdexiaomoca,buzhifashengleduoshaoci。
lidongqueyinweixuemeideyijuhua,qingyidijiangwoweilehuijiaerteyitihuilaidexinchejielechuqu。
xiawusidian,wodaizhelianggewandejinpilijindehaizihuidaolejia。gangzoudaolouxia,jiukandaolidongdemeimeilinanhetadexinnanyouzhengzaiwangchehoubeixianglizhuangdongxi。kandaowodaizhehaizihuilai,linanqinqiedijiaoleyisheng:“saozi,nihuilaila?”womianqiangjichuyisixiaorong,huiyingdao:“ng,huilaile。nilailezenmebushangquni?”
端午节,整治大度老公