都掌控地球了，谁还当舔狗啊？
《都掌控地球了，谁还当舔狗啊？》 小说介绍
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第3章
翌日清晨。
“xiaosong，chulaiyixia！”tangsongdemuqinhuangshuqinhenhenpaidawoshimen。
guolehaoyihuier，tangsongroulerouxingzhongdeshuiyan，zhongyutuozhelansandebufazouchuwoshi。
“ma！zheicaijidiana！”
“zaoqideniaoeryouchongchi。”
“zaoqidechongerhaiyaobeiniaochini！”
“嗯？我姐呢？”
huangshuqindijitangsongyiheniunai。
“nibukankanzheidoudaojidianle，nijieshangbanqule。”
tangsongxileyikouniunai，youxiandizoudaoyangtaishang，chaoxiapieleyan。
louxia，yiweinvshengzhengzaituizhediandongche，lianpangshifenqingxiu，pizheheizhangzhi，yishenzhiyezhifuxiayishuangruoyinruoxiandeheisi，xiandetuizhidehekuaiziyiyang。
zheishitangsongdejiejietangyin。
zhideyitideshi，tazairangtangsongliukoushuidedifangshangban——yinxing！
huangshuqinquweishengjiannalegetuoba，chulaihoukaishituoketing。
“xiaosong，nibatuoguanxi，jinizhaoleyigedaluosidegongzuo，mingtiannijiuqubaodao。”
唐颂一下就清醒了。
doufaxianshijiebugle，sheihaidaluosi？
“妈，我不去！”
huangshuqintuodideshihoubuduandunang。
“daxuekaobushang，daluosiyoubuyuanyiqu，nishuo，niyaoganma？”
tangsongkanzhelouxiadejiejieqizhediandongchezouchuxiaoqu，xiangdaojinqianfanzhuandeshiqing，suihoushuodao：“yaobuwoqujiejiedegongzuodanwei？”
“niquyinxingshangban？guanjianshirenjiayaobuyaoni？wokanniyihoujiuzhinengkenlaole，kankanrenjiadehaizi，pingshichengjibuzenmeyang，yidaogaokaoguanjianshikekemeidiaolianzi，nikedaohao......”
tangsongerduodoukuaiqijianle。
“当当当——”
tingjianqiaomensheng，tangsongzhongyuzhuazhulejiumingdaocao，feiyibandidakaimen。
“zhangxiaozhang，kuaiqingjin！”
zhangxiaozhangtizhelianggelihe，duitangsonggaxiaoleliangsheng。
“tangsong，nijiazhangzaima？”
“wobachuchale，womazai！”
“wobushitama！！！”huangshuqinyonglituodi，shengqidao。
“ma，shiwomenxiaozhang。”
huangshuqinyitingshixiaozhanglaile，biaoqinglimaqiehuan，xunchitangsonglaihuanjieganga。
“nizheihaizi，zhangxiaozhanglaileniyebutiqianshuoyisheng！”
huangshuqinjixiaozhangqicha，qingdaoshafashang。
tayouxiebuhaoyisidiwendao：“neishenme......zhangxiaozhang，qishiwomenjiatangsongdefenshubuyinggaizheimechade，nikannengbunengrangzheihaizizaifuduyinian？”
“tangsongmama，tangsongdefenshuhaicha？nindeyaoqiuyetaigaoleba？”
256还不差？
huangshuqinzhoumei，suihouganxiaoleliangsheng。
“wodeyaoqiuhaigao？tajiedangniangaokao，yingyukaoshichidaole，tinglidoushicaide，fenshudoubitagao。”
zhangxiaozhanghurandaizhu，xinxiang：zheiyijiarendoushishenmeguaiwua？quanjiaxueba？
“tangsongmama，youshihouwomenbunengzhiguanzhuhaizidechengji，yaoquanmianfazhan，ninduitangsongdeweilai，youshenmejianyima？”
“worangtababatuoguanxi，jitazhaoleyigedaluosidechang。yaoshizhangxiaozhangnengrangtafuduyinian，neikegenghaole！”
zhangxiaozhangjidongdizhanqilai，lianlianbaishou。
“aiyou！qianwanbie，qianwanbierangtangsongqudaluosi，buranyigehaomiaozijiuzheiyangbaifeile。”
“256fensuanshenmehaomiaozi？”
zhangxiaozhangyouxieyihuo，takanleyiyantangsong，“tangsong，nimeiyoujinimamashuonidechengji？”
huangshuqinjiusuanzaishayechajuechulailebuduijing。
“xiaosong，zheidaodizenmehuishi？”
“haishiwolaishuoba！”zhangxiaozhangshuodao：“gaokaozhihou，fenshuzhongxinhechaleyici，jieguofaxian，womenchuanfenshudelaoshibatangsongfenshushangchuancuole，yinggaishi652fen，bushi256fen。”
“liubai......liubaiwushierfen？？！！”huangshuqinzhangdalezuiba，“zhangxiaozhang，meigaocuoba？”
“womenheshilesanbian，tadejuanzidouzhaochulaile，zheicijueduimeiyounongcuo，shi652fen！”
huangshuqinmanmanzhuantou，nanyizhixindikanzhetangsong。
“wohaizainamen，nizheichouxiaozi，fenshuxialaihouzenmemeiyouyidiankuijiuzhixin，yuanlainizaodouzhidaochengji！guyimanzhenimashiba？haihewowanzhenrenbuluxiang！”
唐颂耸了耸肩膀。
“ma，jiusuanwogaosuni，niyebuhuixiangxinde，haishihuibawosongjinluosichang。”
huangshuqin：“......”
“tangsongmama，wozheicilai，yishixiangjininpeilidaoqian，shangchuantangsongfenshudelaoshi，zhenghaoshiwomenxuexiaodelaoshi。ninkanzheijianshidoushuiluoshichule，zanjiubuzhuijiuleba？”
“zhangxiaozhang，ninfangxin。”
“erlaini，jintianxiawuyougebaokaozhiyuandezhuanxiangjiangzuo，yesuanshijijiazhang、haizideyixiejianyi。xiangtamenbandexuewanyingmama，wangkeyangmamadouhuicanjia，yexiwangninnengcanjiayixia。”
......
下午。
zhangxiangshiyizhongdeduogongnengtingli，jujilehenduojiazhang。
zhangxiaozhangtixingdao：“geweijiazhang，nimenxiankankanshoushangdeziliao，zheishijinnianlaibijiaoremendebenkeyuanxiaohezhuanye。”
huangshuqinshoushangyouliangfenziliao，yifenshidazhuanyuanxiao，lingyifenshisanbenheerbenyuanxiao。
taxiangqitangsongdefenshujiuxiangguoshancheyiyang，bujingantanleyisheng。
“xianzaihaiziyetingnande，shangjiunianxue，jiuweilezheiyichangkaoshi，yaoshimeikaoshangdaxue，haizideweilaishibushizhendehennanzou？”
“yebuyiding！haoduohaizizhuankechulaide，tongyangyouxiu，danbijingshishaoshu。”wangkeyangmamahuidadao。
suihou，tayihuodizhuantoukanxianghuangshuqin。
“tangsongmama，xiaosongzheicifenshu，haoxiangsanbendoumeidaoba？”
“第一次是没到。”
wangkeyangmamahaiyiweitangsongyaofudu，suoyiyoudiyicihediercigaokao。
“zhuankekebusuanshenmedaxue。”
zheishi，zhouweidejiazhangfenfenshuohua。
“wangkeyangmamashuodedui，xianzaishuodaxue，zuiqimadoushisanbenqibude，haoduoyonggongdanweidoushibenkejiyishangxueli！”
“tangsongmama，xiaosongbenkedoumeikaoshang？wobushijidezheihaizixuexiyizhidoutinghaodema？”
“pingshixuexizaihaomeiyong，gaokaokaodehao，neicainengshuoshixuexihao。nikankanwangkeyang，pingshixuexiyizhidouburunimenjiatangsong，zheicikaoshifahuibucuo！”
“zheihaizikendingtanwanle！”
“......”
zhangxiaozhangzouleguolai，dijihuangshuqinyifenziliao。
“tangsongmama，nikandedoushierbendeyuanxiao，kankanwojinidezheifenba！zheilimiandoushiyibenhezhongbenyuanxiaodeziliao。”
wangkeyangmamazhoulezhoumeitou。
张校长刚才说什么？
一本？重本？
haimeidengtafanyingguolai，zhangxiaozhangzihaodao：“tangsongzheihaizipingshijiuxuexihao，fenshuxialaihouwoyezaiyihuo，weishazheihaizizhiyou256fen？jieguoyicha，fenshushangchuancuole，qishishi652fen！”
shuoba，xiaozhangjiulikaile。
huangshuqinganjuelianshangbeiyoumianzi。
“diercifenshu652fen，yinggainengshangbenkeba？”
gangcaineixiejiazhangmenfenfenbuganshuohuale。
wangkeyangmama：“？？？”
这也太离谱了吧？
youxiangdaogangcaizijishuotangsongfenshusanbendoushangbule，haishuoshenmezhuankebusuandaxue，jianzhixiangzhaogelaoshudongzuanjinqu。