《父子俩抢我labubu送中专生,我送他们火葬场全家桶》 小说介绍
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《父子俩抢我labubu送中专生,我送他们火葬场全家桶》 第1章 1 免费试读
manghe“labubu”shangshideqianyitian,wodeshumingbeilaogonghuanchenglezhongzhuanshengzhulidemingzi。
worenzhesuanchuyaoyuanyou,taquemanbujingxindishuo:
“tiantiangangruzhi,woxiangsongtayigejianmianli,zheidianxiaoshiniyejijiao?”
qisuideerziyiyangxianewo,
“mama,nishejidemanghegenbenjiumeirenmai,shumingbaisongjixiannvjiejietadoubuxihan,shiwoqiuletabantian,tacaidayingshumingde。”
wowangzhetamenfuziliang,chenmoliangjiu。
yuanlai,wohaofeisannianxinxueshejichudelabubu,shitamenyanlimeiyongdefeipin。
womeizaijiuchan,jianglihunxieyishudidaolelaogongmianqian,
“jiranruci,neijiulihunba。”
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lujingchendingzhewo,huranchixiaoyisheng,
“jiangsui,weileyigemaibuchuqudemanghe,niyaolikaiwohexingxing?”
“nipiqizheimeda,keruguolilewo,nilianyigexiangyangdeshejidoumaibuchuqu。”
xingxingxiaoshouchayao,xuezhetababademoyang,nudengzhewo,
“jiushi,mamahuai!weileyigemanghedangxiaoqigui,heng!”
wowangzheyanqianruchuyizhedefuziliang,nanyandeshiwanggunshangxintou,
声音却平静得可怕。
“woshirenzhende,qianziba。”
lujingchenjunlianweichen,bochunlengchao,
“nidangchunanchandachuxue,tenglesantiansanyecaibaxingxingshengchulai,nishuozheishishangtiansongjiwomendeliwu,yaotengaitayisheng,”
“xianzaizhiguoquleqinian,erqiezhishiweileyigemanghedeshejishuming,nijiushuobuyaotale?”
“zhiyuzheimehenxinme。”
狠心?
wokanzhetanaonudeshense,turanjuedehuangmiuzhiji。
tashibushiwangle,zheigemanghedaibiaoleshenme。
“lujingchen,”woqingshengshuo,“‘labubu’desheji,shixingxingdiyicishuo‘babamamawoaini’shi,wohuaxiadecaotu。”
“shinibaozhetakandonghuapianshi,wojiluxiadewenxinceying。”
“shiwomenyijiasankou,xingfutianmidehuiyi。”
“erxianzai,nijiangzhishuyuwomendezhenguihuiyi,suishousongjilebieren。”
tajiangshumingjilezhuli,jiurutongjiangwomendehunyin,
我们的感情,
拱手让人。
wojitadishangleqianzigangbi,zijuqingxi,
“zuihenxinde,conglaibushiwo。”
ta,qinshoudasuilewomenzhijianzuihouyidianwenqing。
wobuyunxuzijizairennai,zaituirang。
就从今天断吧。
buzhishibushibeiwochuozhongxinshi,lujingchendelianseyinchendekepa:
“nibuhenxin,nandaowohenxin,jiehunzheimeduonian,woshenmeshihouduibuzhuni?”
“yigexiaozhuli,haishinizijizizhuleqiniandepinkunsheng,nibatadangmeimei,wodangranyedangtashimeimei,tabiyele,wojitashumingquan,songtaxiaoliwuyoucuoma?”
“nijiushibeiwoguande,piqiyuelaiyuecha,jintianshuolihun,mingtiannishibushiyaogaijia?”
“jiranruci,neinijiubieganle,haohaofanshengba!”
taconggongwenbaolichouchuyifenwenjian,zhongzhongdeshuaizaizhuoshang:
“congjintianqi,nishejizongjiandeweizhirangjisutian,diaodaojichugang,dengnishenmeshihoufanshenghaole,shenmeshihouzaihuilai!”
wopieleyanwenjian,shiwogensutianderenshidiaodong,
wenjianshangmian,zaoyiqianhaotadedaming。
wochechun,fangundekusewangduziliyan,
yuanlaitazaojiuxiangbiwotuiwei。
weitade‘meimei’sutianpulu。
xingxingzaiyipangpaishoutiaoqilai:“taihaola!xiannvjiejiedangshangzongjian,yidinghuihengaoxingde!”
shuowan,tahaichongwozuolegeguilian,
“xiannvjiejiejiubuhuixiangmamazheiyangxiaodujichang,buhuiyinweiyigemingzi,lianggemingzijiupaoqiwogenbaba,heng,woyidiandoubuxiangyaonidangwodemama,nizuihaokuaidianzou!”
kanzhexiripinsishengxiadehaizi,
congxiaochongaihuzhezhangdadeqinshenggurou,
厌弃我的眼神,
raoshiwoxiguanle,xinrengjiuxiangbeishengshengsichengliangban,siliebandecitonggan,
xiangbiqixiangaiduonianbianxindelujingchen,xingxingdeyane,genglingwojuedetongku。
zheishi,lujingchendeshoujituranxiangqi。
kanjianlaidianxianshi,talianshangdenuyishunjianxiaosan:
“恬恬?”
“nixiangchichengxineijiadangaole?hao,wogenxingxingpeiniqumai。”
xingxingwenyan,ganmangxingfendibengdaolujingchendeshenbian,
“baba,jixiannvjiejiemaicaomeidangao,tashangcichidejiushicaomeidangao,kexihuanle。”
“hao,”lujingchenroulerouerzidetoufa,shenzhimeikanwoyiyan,“zouba,bierangnitiantianjiejiedengjile。”
tamencongcongliqu,haoxiangyijingwanquanwangjiwodecunzai。
jiuxiangshangzhouwoshengri,meiyourenweiwoqinghe,yemeiyourenzhuwokuaile,
woshenzhiduzizaibangongshijiabandaoshenye,weitengdelihai,faxiaoxiwenlujingchen,nengbunengbangwodaifenzhou,
banxiaoshihou,caishoudaotadehuifu:“zaimang,nizijidianwaimaiba。”
kewokanjiansutianshaichuledepengyouquanle。
tahelujingchenfuzizaichizhuguangwancan。
zhiweiqingzhutaruzhichenggong。
zaitamenxinzhong,tadekuaile,yuanbiwodekuailezhongyaodeduo。
yerudangxiazheiban,wotilihun,tamenhaobuzaiyi,ersutianzhitileyijuxiangchidangao,
tagenerzi,bianxinganqingyuanhengkuabangechengshiweitamailai。
我闭了闭眼睛,
jieshoulebuzaibeiaideshishi,
ranhoutaochushouji,jiezhebotongleshurenyuxindehaoma。
“zhouzong,shangcinishuodehezuo,wokaolvhaole。”
“tiaojianbubian,woyao50%kongguquan。”
dianhuaneiduandezhouranchenmopianke,dichendao:
“nideyaoqiuwodouyunle,danniyaoxiandao‘xingchen’kafeigenwojianmian,bahetongqianle,wocaianxin。”
我答应了。
lihunxieyishu,woqianhaolezi,liuzailejiali。
danmeixiangdao,daokafeitinghou,huipengjianlujingchenfuzi。
xingxingxiaoshoutuozhexiaba,yanjingliangjingjingdikanzhesutian。
“xiannvjiejie,zheigecaomeichaotiande,shibabateyijinitiaodee!”
“ng,shitebiehaochi,”sutianjiaoxiudichizhedangao,chunbianzhanleyidiannaiyou。
lujingchenshenshou,zhifuqingqingcaguotadezuijiao,yanshenwenroudeciyan。
tamensimuxiangdui,yanshenaimeilache。
wojingjingdiwangzhetamen,meiyoudongzuo。
zhouranbuzhiheshilaile,zhanzaiwodeshenhou,dishengdao:
“kanlai,womenlaidebushishihou,yaohuandifangma?”
“meishi,qianhetongba。”wochuimou,zouxiangjiaoluodezuowei。
womenzuoxia,gangqianwanhetong,hurantingjianleyishengshuxidelihe。
“jiangsui,nizaizheiganshenme?”
我侧眸看去,
zhijianlujingchendabuzouguolai,kanxiangwomendemuguangjidubuyue,cuyifangun,
zhouranmantiaosilidedaocha,xianchunxiaole。
“luzong,zheimeqiao,niyelaihekafei?”
lujingchenmeilita,muguangsisidingzhewo,
“nihetajianmian,weishenmebugaosuwo?”
wopingjingdeshouhuimuguang,“luzongxianzaishiyishenmeshenfenzhiwenwo,zhangfu,shangsi,haishisutiandejianhuren?”
“lihunxieyiwoyijingjinile,zhiyaoniqianlezi,woxiang,womenjiumeishenmeguanxile。”
lujingchendeliansezhourannankanzhiji。
zhouranmouseweidong,manyouyoudehuoshangjiaoyou,
“luzong,jiuxunidaizhejinsiquezaizheichidangao,buxubierenlaihekafei?”
“haishiyinweinizijishichenshimei,suoyikanbierendouxiangchugui?”
“zhouran,”lujingchenmengdizuanjinquantou,yanlinuyifanyong,“nibushuohua,meirenbanidangyaba。”
“luge!”sutianxiaopaoguolai,shengyinruanruandilazhutadeshoubei,“nibieshengqi,jiejiehezhouzongkendingshizaitangongzuo,buhuiluanlaide。”
taqieqiedikanlewoyiyan,
“jiejie,niwuhuiwohelugele,shishibushinixiangdeneiyang,tazhishikanwokelian,bawodangmeimeizhaogueryi。”
“xiwangnibuyaochicushengqi,haoma?”
wokanzhetachalichaqi,yuqinianqianchunpojieranxiangfandemoyang,renbuzhudanchaoyixiao。
qinianqiansutian,chuanzhexidefabaidejiuyifu,
zhanzaishancundetuwuqian,yanshenqingcheyoujucu。
woxintengtajiajingpinhan,zhudongtichuzizhutadushu,
meigeshujiadourangtalaijiali,
mingyishangshijixingxingbuke,shijishangjiushiweileduojitayixieshenghuofei。
kebuzhicongshenmeshihoukaishi,tabianle。
yexushicongta“buxiaoxin”dafanwozhenzangdeshejigao,queweiqudishuo“jiejieduibuqi,wobushiguyide”kaishi;
yexushicongta“wuyijian”zailujingchenmianqiantiqi,“jiejiezuijinhaoxiangzongshihebiedenanrentangongzuo,henwanhuijia”kaishi;
lujingchenkantadeyanshen,congzuichudexiane,
jianjianbianchenglezongrong,zaidaorujindewenrou。
erwohetazhijiandejuli,congqinmiwujian,daoxianzaideyuelaiyueyuan。
woyoujintiandejieju,qishiyeshiwojiuyouziqu。
sutianjianwobushuohua,yankuanghanlei,
“jiejie,wozhidaonitaoyanwoheluge,haiyouxingxingdaizaiyiqi,youqishilugesonglewolabubudeshumingquan,nikendinggengbugaoxingle……shizaibuxing,wo,wokeyihuishanliqude。”
“woamajiwojieshaolerenjia,rangwohuiqujiaren,gegejiejieduiwozheimehao,zizhuwoqinian,jiusuanwoyihoubunianshule,yebunengrangnimenzhijianshengchuxianxi。”
lujingchenlikezhoumei:“hushuoshenme?nicaiduoda,jiashenmeren?!”
xingxingyechongguolaituilewoyiba,“mamanitaihuaile,wobuxuniqifuxiannvjiejie!”
woliangqiangleyixia,zhouranyanjishoukuaidifuzhuwo。
tamouseshengleng,saoguoerzixingxing。
zheigedongzuosihuchedijinulelujingchen,
tayibazhuaiguowodeshouwan,
“jiangsui,nigenzhouranshenmeshihouzheimeshule,dounengdaolalachechededibule?”
wopingjingdichouhuishou,“luzonggaiguanderen,yinggaishidesu**。”
sutiandunshikuchushenglai:“jiejie,nizhendewuhuile,ruguonibuxinwodejieshi,wo,wozheijiuzou,yihouzaiyebuchuxianzailugegemianqianle。”
tazuoshiyaolikai,lujingchenlikelazhuta,
“nibuyongzou,wuliqunaodeshita!”
tazhizhewo,yanshenbingleng:“jiangsui,nixianzaigenwomendaoqianhailaideji。”
wokanzhetahuzhesutiandeyangzi,shensepingjing。
“daoshenmeqian?shidaonijiangwodeshejigongshourangrendeqian,haishidaonishuowowuliqunaodeqian?”
“lujingchen,‘labubu’zheigemingzi,shixingxingxiaoshihoushuo‘love’shuobuqingchu,zongshihancheng‘bubu’”
“woyizhiyiwei,zheigeshejiduiwomenlaishuodouhenzhongyao。”
lujingchenwenyan,nuhuoyixiatuiqu,yanliranshangyicengkuijiu,wuhuakeshuo。
wozhuanxiangerzi,tazhengyiliandiyididengzhewo。
youxiehuashenzhibubiguowen,bianyijingzhidaodaan。
tamensangerenzhanzaiyiqidemoyang,yijingbaiminglewocaishineigewairen。
woshenhuyikouqi,zhuaqihetongkanxiangzhouran,
“baoqianzhouzong,renikanxiaohuale,womenzouba。”
lujingchenmengdizhuazhuwodeshouwan,shengyindichenyayi,
“jiangsui,nijintianyaoshigangentazou,woduinizhendeyaofanlianle,daoshihou,nibuyaohouhui。”
woshenmedoumeishuo,yigenyigenbaikaitadeshouzhi,daizhehetonglikai。
合同定下,
congci,wogenlujiajituanzaiwuguage。
zhourangenwoshuomingtianyouzhongyaodeqianyueyishi。
tadingzhewo,“nidejiashi,yaobangmangma?”
woyaotou,“buyong,dengwochulihaoyiqie,huilikequguigongsibaodao,buhuidanwuqianyue。”
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huidaojia,wozhunbeishoushixinglilikai。
wangmajucudizhanzaimenkou,shouzhibutingdijiaozheweiqunbian,“furen,ninhuilaile。”
“xianshengxiawujiaolerenlai……shuosu**xihuanzhuwodecaiguang,suoyibanindedongxidoushoushichulaile。”
woshenseweibian,pingjingdizoushanglouti,
主卧的门大敞着。
wodedongxiyijingbeishoushiyikong,querdaizhideshigezhongsutiandeyifuhehuazhuangpin。
wangmazhiwuzheshuo:“xianshengta、ta,rangninbandaokefangqu,shuoshiduinindechengfa。”
“zhidaole。”wodeshengyinpingjingdexiangyitansishui。
suihouzoujinlujingchenshufang,kaishishoushibiyaodezhengjian。
shouzhichudaobaoxianxiangshidunledun,shuruwodeshengrimimacuowu。
zhongxinshileshisutiandeshengri,mimazhengque。
lianmimadouhuanchengtadele。
wozichaodexiaolexiao,jingzhixialoutishangxinglixianglikai。
wangmahongzheyanjingzhanzaimenkou:“furen,ninzhendeyaozouma?”
“dangchuxianshengzhongbing,ninweilezhaoguta,lianzuizhenshideshejidasaidoufangqile。”
“haiyoushaoyegangchushengshihuangdanzhuyuan,nindachuxuehouyuezidoumeizuohao,tiantianwangyiyuanpao。”
“haiyouninshoushangzheidaoba,”wangmazhizhewodeshouwan,
“shijixiansheng、jixiaoshaoyeyitiantianaozhou、aotangshitangchulaidehenji,jiuyinweitamenxihuanninzuodefancai,”
“duiyuxianshenggenxiaoshaoyedeshi,nincongweijiashouyurenguo。”
wokanzheneidaodanfensedebahen,shirandexiaole。
“wangma,douguoqule。”
“wozouhou,ruguofaxianhaiyoushenmewodedongxi,zhijiediule,huozhejijiwoba。”
“furen!”wangmaturankuchusheng,“zheigejiabunengmeiyounina!”
“xianshenggenxiaoshaoye……tamenyiqianmingmingduininhenhaode,ninxihuanchiyuebing,tamenjininzuoguoshangbaizhongyuebing,weishenmejinshijinri,huibianchengzheiyang……”
woyizhenhuanghu,yexiangdaolecongqianyijiasankoukuailedeshiguang,
zuizhongzhishixiaolexiao,bijingyiqiedouguoqule,
woqingqingbaolebao,zheigegenlewomenkuaishiniandelaoren,
“xiexienin,duobaozhong。”
diertianqingchen,woqugongsizuojiaojie,
kegangdaogongsi,huannaodeyinleshengjiupumianerlai。
cishiwodebangongshili,sutianzhengdaizheyiqunzhongzhuanshengtongxue“kaipaidui”。
wozhenshideshejigaobeitamensuiyicaizaijiaoxia,
jingxin**demanghemoxingbeichaideqilingbaluo。
wozuixihuandeneitao**banshejigongju,
beiyigeranzhefensetoufadenvhai,yonglaikaipijiuping。
“jiejie?”sutiankanjianwo,likezhanqishen,lianshangluchujinghuangdebiaoqing,
“lugeshuo,shuozheixiedongxinidoubuyaole,wocaiqingtongxuemenlaibangmangshoushide。”
“womeixiangdaonihuilai……”
wowanyaojianqiyizhangbeihongjiujinshideshejigao,
neishangmianhailiuzhexingxingxiaoshihouhuadexiaotaiyang。
“shima?”woyayizhuqingxu,jinliangpingjingdewen。
yigetuzhenongzhongyanyingdenvhaichixiaodao:
“yo,zheibushibeiluzongpaoqidehuanglianpoma?”
“jiushi,youlaoyouqiong,haibaishenmejiazi?”
lingyigechuanzheluqizhuangdenvshengfuhedao,
“naxiangwomensutian,nianqingpiaoliangjialihaiyouqian!”
wodingzhesutianweiweifadoudezuichun:“nijiahenyouqian?”
tayanshenshanshuo,haimeikaikou,taneixietongxuejiuqizuibashedijiaorangqilai:
“neidangran!sutianjiayoubieshuyouhaoche!”
“nizhidaozuijinchaohuodelabubuma?neishisutianshejide,taxianzaikeshidingdingdamingdeshejishi!”
“nizheigeguoqidelaonvrendongshenmeshejia!”
yigeranzhelvsetoufadenvhaituranchongguolaituiwo:“ganjingunba!biezaizheiaiyan!”
wofanshouyidang,neinvhailiangqiangzhehoutuijibu。
sutianjianzhuang,ganmangfuletayixia,lianggerenjingranyiqiwangxiadao,shouzhouhai“buxiaoxin”zhuangfanlezhanshiju。
bolisuiliedeshengyinzhong,wozhenzangqiniandeshejijiangbeishuaidefensui。
“jiangsui?!”lujingchendenuhoucongmenkouchuanlai。
wozhuanshen,kanjiantaqianzhexingxingzhanzaimenkou,liansetieqing。
“yitianmeijian,nijinggandongshoule?”
“mama,nishizaishitaihuaile,weishenmeqifuxiannvjiejie,”xingxingyoutiaoyoujiao,paolaihenhenyaowoyikou,“babadata!yidingyaorangmamazhicuo!”
wokanzheerziliuzaiwoshoubeishangshenxuedeyayin,zaikanxiangduiwomanlianfenhendesanzhangmiankong,
忍不住自嘲一笑。
wowanyaojianqixiangkuang,limianshiwomenyijiasankouzaiyouleyuandeheying。
quchuzhaopian,dangzhetamendemiansichengliangban。
“jiangsui!”lujingchenliansetieqing,“zheishiwomendequanjiafu,nijuransile?nizhibuzhidaozijizaizuoshenme?”
“henqingchu。”wobashuyuwodeneibanzhangfangjinkoudai,
“congjintianqi,womenliangqingle。”
wocongbaoliquchuyifenwenjian,shuaizailujingchenxiongqian,
“zheishiwodecizhixin,”
“congjintianqi,wobuzaishilufuren,yebuzaishilushiyuangong,”
“luzong,chuleminzhengjubanlihunzheng,yihou——buyaozaijian。”
父子俩抢我labubu送中专生,我送他们火葬场全家桶