搞笑！我怎么可能暗恋你！
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“你把老板炒了？”
tangningyifubukezhixindeyangzi，xianzaidexiaohaidouzheimerenxingma？
“neiwoxianqumangle，budaraoerweile。”
“好的。”
huiguizhengti，zhanghaoranhenshihaoqi：“niganggangshuoshenmebuqingzhiqing？”
tangninghelekoushui，qingkelejisheng，shengyinyadehendi：“jiushi......jiushinengbunengjiabandangwodenanpengyou？weileyingfuwoma，woshangcigentashuowoyounanpengyoule，ranhoujiujitafalezhangzhaopian，ketabuxin，shuoyaoguolaitujijiancha，wozheishizaishimeizhaole。”
“nei......fadeshisheidezhaopian？shiwangshangsuibianzhaode？”
tayaotou：“bushi，shiwoyiqianxuexiaolideyigetongxue，wojiwomafadeneizhangzhaopianlianbumeineimeqingxi，tashigaogaoshoushoude，ganjuenigentadeshencaichabuduo，caixiangdaolenibangmang。”
“buhuishinixueshengshidaianliandemougenanshengba？”taxiaozhe。
“当然不是啦！”
“neinizenmehuibaoliudaoxianzai？”taminzuixiaolexiao，kanchulexieduanni，“neiwojiubujiechuannile，keyishikeyi，buguo......wodegenwonvpengyouxianbaobeiyixia。”
“你有女朋友了？”
“ng！shia！”zhanghaorankanlekanta，weihuo，“nibuhuishianlianwocaiguyizhaowodeba......”
taganjinbaishou：“dangranbushi，woshipaninvpengyouwuhui，zaozhidaoniyounvpengyoulewojiubumafannile，biedaoshihouninvpengyouchicu，neijiubuhaole。”
“meishi，wogentashuoyixiajiukeyi。”
tangningxianglexiang，haishijuedezheiyangzuobutaiheshi。
“yaobuzheiyangba，ruguowomalaizhiqian，wozhaodaolerenjiubujiaoniguolaile，woyepayingxiangnimenganqing，ruguoshizaishizhaobudaoren......zaimafanni......nijuedezheiyangkeyima？”
“嗯，也可以。”
他点头答应了。
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xiabanhuijiadelushang，tangningyeshichouleyilu。
qunazhaogegenjiangyichabuduotixingdenanren。
“ningning，nizenmecaihuilaiya？”
“nilaiwojiazenmebuzaoshuo？wanyiwohuilaiwanle，niqibushiyaoyizhideng？”
kuaidaojiadeshihou，faxiandingmanmanyijingzaimenkoudengle。
“wozheibushiweilejinijingxima，kuaibaobao。”
dingmanmanshoulilinleyiduidongxi，qianjitianchucha，teyijitangningdailaide。
“zheishijinidehaochide，haiyouzheigeyifuhuazhuangpin......kehaoyongle。”
yihuilai，guimijiukaishifenxiangtadehaodongxile，kebatangningkaixinhuaile。
“xiexie，manmanzhenhao！baobao！”
liangrenzaishafashangfuzhemianmo，liaozhezheijitianfashengdeshi。
“nimenliangjuranyiqiguoye？”
dingmanmanyilianjingdai，lianshangdemianmochadiandiaoxialai。
“xu！nishuoshenmeni？wozhishibuxiaoxinzaitajiashuizheleeryi。”
yixiangdaozaoshangjiangyibatadiuzaiditiekoudeshi，tangningqijiubudayichulai，“nishuota，tangtangyigezongcaizenmezheimexiaoqi。”
“nihaishuonimenzhijianmeishenme，wokana，nimendouyijingshixiaoqinglvdechaojiamoshile，huanchengbierenshishikan，jiangyineilengjundexingge，piaodoubupiaoyiyan。”
zheimeduonianlianai，dingmanmankebushibaitande，“wogennishuoningning，jiangyiduinijueduijueduiyouyisi。”
“我才不信！”
tayilianbukezhixindeyangzi。
“nizhidaonixianzaijiaoshenmema？”
“什么？”
“当局者迷！”
dingmanmanyiyudaopo：“qishini，wozhidaojiangyizaoshangweishenmeshengqi。”
“说来听听。”
“wandiannijiuzhidaole。”
kanshangqushenshenmimideyangzi，rentangningzenmeqiuta，jiushibukenshuo。
“manman，nizuijinshibushiyouzaitanle？”
tabiaoqingdanran：“henxiqima？”
tangningyilianxianmu：“yaoshixiangniyiyangjiuhaole！youtanbuwandelianai。”
“no，nineishibuyuanyi，pingnizheixiangmao，zhenyuanyitan，haiyouxiangqinshenmeshi？woyaoshinanren，wojiuxihuannizheiyangde，keyanketian，yaoyanzhiyouyanzhi，yaoshencaiyoushencai，ouersagejiao，jiushi......”
“就是什么？”
“jiushibudongdeliaoren。”
dingmanmangoulegoushouzhi：“niyaozhenxihuanyigenanren，nikeyishidangdeshifangyixiexiaoxinhao，biru，wuyijiande......liaobo。”
“nei......dingdameinvshifanyixia？”
dingmanmanshuailexiazijidexiufa，chengqiaotushencaiquxian：“meibumei？”
“美！”
zhijiazaitadeshoubeibuxiaoxinhuaguo：“youmeiyoubeiliaobodeganjue？”
“有！”
manmantaiqitadexiaba，shuangmoujinding：“xiangbuxiangyaowenwo？”
“想！”
唐宁忍不住逗笑了。
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shuofengjiushiyu，tangmudedaolairangtangningyouxiecuoshoubuji。
“ma？nibushishuoyaoxiazhoucailaidema，zenmezheimekuai......”
tangmu：“wohaibuzhidaonineidianxiaoxinsi，yaoshibutujijiancha，wonazhidaonishuodeshibushizhende，kuai！jininanpengyoudadianhua，jinwanyiqiyuegefan。”
姜还是老的辣。
一点都没办法作弊。
tayouyu，daodiyaobuyaojizhanghaorandadianhuaqiujiu，keyixiangdaotayounvpengyoule，juedehaishibutaihao。
tangning：【womalaile，zenmeban？】
dingmanman：【wozaobangnixianghaole，bieji，bachifandedizhifajiwo，wolaibangnigaoding。】
tangning：【zhendejiade？suanlesuanle，linshizhaolaide，gujihaishihuibeichaichuan。】
dingmanman：【wozuoshi，nifangxin。】
suiran......danshi......tahaishifaguoqule。
“ma，yaobuwomenxiaciba，takenengyaojiaban，meishijiangenwomenchifan。”
“jiabana......wobuxin......”tangmuzhuantou，“xiaoyang，zainimamianqianhaizhuang，meiyoujiumeiyoubei，dabulejixuxiangqinma。”
“wozhendeyou......nanpengyou......”
dingmanman：【gaoding，nijiufangyibaigexinba。】
meibanfa，tangningzhinengyingzhetoupishangyan“nverdainanpengyoujianzhangmuniang”dexima。
cantingli，tangningxinqingtante，buzhidaodingmanmanhululizaimaishenmeyao。
“ninanpengyouni？zenmehaibujianren？nibuhuishipianwodeba？”
来自唐母的三连问。
唐宁：【人呢？】
dingmanman：【bieji，wolaiwenwena！】
youguoquleshijifenzhong，taxiangxianghaishisuanle：“ma，wogennitanbai......”
yijuhuahaimeishuowan，jiutingjianbeihouyourenzouguolaidazhaohule。
“ayi，buhaoyisi，rangninheningningjiudengle。”