《结婚纪念日弹幕狂飞,老婆和“健身教练”带娃等我》 小说介绍
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《结婚纪念日弹幕狂飞,老婆和“健身教练”带娃等我》 结婚纪念日弹幕狂飞,老婆和“健身教练”带娃等我第一章 免费试读
jintianshiwomenjiehunwuzhouniandejinianri,woteyituidiaolegongsisuoyoudehuiyi,daizheyishulanseyaoji,zhiweipeitazhongwendangnianzaihaibianxuxiadeshiyan。
kejiuzaiwotuikaijiamendeneiyike,ketinglichuanlaidexiaoshengrangwojiangzaiyuandi。
gaoyoumengyiweizaiyigemoshengnanrendehuaili,huailibaozheyigebaibaipangpangdeyinger。
erneigenanren,chuanzhewosongtadedingzhichenshan,qinnidinielenietadelian。
jiuzaizheishi,kongqizhongpingkongfuxianchuyixingxingshanshuodewenzi,xiangdanmuyiyangpiaoguo:“wa,zheijuqingzhale!lvmaokaiju,xiongdiwenzhu!”
wolengzhule,zheishishenme?wangyoudedanmu?
kewohaimeilaidejixixiang,gaoyoumengtaiqitou,yanshenfuzadikanxiangwo,kaikoudediyijuhuaquerangworuzhuibingku:
“suhui,zheishiwohemaikedehaizi,nihuijieshouta,duiba?”
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wunianqian,wohegaoyoumengzaiyicigongyihuodongzhongxiangshi。
tashishanquzhijiaodezhiyuanzhe,lianshangzongdaizheganjingdexiao,yanshenqingchedexiangnengxijingrenxin。
neishiwogangchuangyeshibai,fuzhaileilei,shitapeiwoaoguozuinanderizi,guliwodongshanzaiqi。
houlai,gongsishangshi,wochenglejiangchengshangquandefengyunrenwu,ertachenglewodeqizi,wenrouxianhui,shishiyiwoweixian。
kerujin,zhanzaiketinglideta,louzheneigejiaomaikedenanren。
“suhui,nilengzheganshenme?kuaiguolaibaobaoxiaobao。”
gaoyoumengdeshengyindaizheyisibunaifan,fangfowocaishineigebusuzhike。
我死死盯着她:
“gaoyoumeng,nishuoshenme?zheishinidehaizi?hezheigenanren?”
maikezhanqishen,gezigaoda,pifuyouhei,chuanzhewodechenshanxiandeyouxiehuaji。
taditoukanlewoyiyan,yuqiwenhequedaizheyigumomingdeyouyuegan:
“suxiansheng,wozhidaozheiduinilaishuoyoudianturan,danwoheyoumengshizhenxinxiangaide。haizishiwomendejiejing,xiwangninengzhufuwomen。”
“zhufu?gaoyoumeng,nibeizhewohebierenyoulehaizi,hairangwozhufu?nimendangwoshishenme?shazi?”
kongqizhongturanmaochuyichuandanmu,zitixianhong,feikuailveguo:
“666,zheinanzhupiqigouying!zhijieganfanxiaosana!”
“kuaidianlihun,tuozheganma?!”
wohuanglehuangtou,yiweizijiyanhuale,keneixieziqueqingxideciyan。
woqiangyaxiaxintoudehunluan,dengzhegaoyoumeng:“gaosuwo,zheidaodizenmehuishi?”
gaoyoumengzhoulezhoumei,bahaizidijipangbiandebaomu,zoudaowomianqian,yuqihuanhelexie:
“suhui,womeixiangmanni。wochuguojinxiudebannian,maikeyizhipeizhewo。tashigejianshenjiaolian,shentihenhao,jilewoyigejiankangdehaizi。nibushiyizhixiangyaogehaizima?xianzaiyoule,nigaigaoxingcaidui。”
xiangyaogehaizi?shide,wohegaoyoumengjiehunhou,jianchachuwoyouruojingzheng,yishengshuoziranshouyundegailvjihuweiling。
weileburangtashiwang,wopaobianleyiyuan,chiyaodazhen,shoujinzhemo。
ketani?tayongwodetongku,huanlailehebierendehaizi。
“gaoxing?”woyaoyaqiechidikanzheta,“gaoyoumeng,nibeipanwo,hairangwotibierenyanghaizi?nihaiyoumeiyouliangxin?”
maiketuranchahua,yuqilidaizhejifenkelian:“suxiansheng,wozhidaoniyouqianyoudiwei,danaiqingbushijinqiannengmailaide。woheyoumengshilinghunbanlv,nibunengyinweizijiyouqian,jiufoudingwomendeganqing。”
“linghunbanlv?”woqidejihuyaoxiaochusheng,“niyigejianshenjiaolian,chuanwodeyifu,zhuwodefangzi,louzhewodelaopo,haigenwotanlinghun?”
danmuyoushualeqilai:“hahaha,zheixiaosanzuilianjuele!”“nanzhubiesong,shangshousia!”
wozuanjinquantou,qiangpozijilengjingxialai,kanxianggaoyoumeng:“nini?nishenmedasuan?rangwojieshouzheigenanrenhetadehaizi,zhuangzuoshenmedoumeifasheng?”
gaoyoumengtanlekouqi,yanshenlishanguoyisibunai:
“suhui,ninengbunengbiezheimexiaoqi?maikejilewohaizi,yihoutajiushiwomenjiadeyiyuan。niyaoshizhenaiwo,jiugaiweiwogaoxing,erbushizaizheiernaopiqi。“
“xianzaiyouqianrenbudouzheiyang?haiziyoule,jiayeyeyoulejichengren,zanmenyihoubujiuqingsongle?”
zheihaishineigezaishanquzhijiao,chuanzheposuquemanyanwenroudenvhaima?
tashenmeshihoubiandezheimelizhiqizhuang,juedebeipanshitianjingdiyi?
“jiaye?jichengren?gaoyoumeng,nishijuedewosile,gongsijiushinidele?”
gaoyoumenglianseyibian,yuqiruanlexialai:“suhui,wobushineigeyisi。wozhidaoniduiwohao,kewosanshisansuile,zaibushenghaizijiuwanle。maikezhishibanglewo,nihaishiwozhangfu,woduinideganqingmeibian。”
tashuozhe,zouguolaixianglawodeshou,womengdishuaikai,tuihouyibu:“biepengwo!”
maikejianzhuang,yanzhongshanguoyisideyi,zhuangmozuoyangditanqi:“suxiansheng,wobuxiangrangninankan。ruguonijieshoubule,wokeyidaihaizilikai,huidaowodejiaxiang。”
shuozhe,tabaoqihaizi,zuoshiyaozou,queguyifangmanjiaobu,haizituranwawadakuqilai。
maikeyigemeibaowen,haizichadianshuaizaidishang,taganjindunxia,baozhehaizijiaku:“baobei,babaduibuqini,rangnishouweiqule。”
gaoyoumengxintenghuaile,mangpuguoqulouzhumaike:“maike,nibiejidong!zheibushinidecuo!”
tazhuantoudengzhewo:“suhui,nitaiguofenle!maikehaoxinbangwomen,nihaizaizheierlengchaorefeng!niranghaizizhunaer?jietouma?”
danmuyoumaolechulai:“**,zheinvzhulianpibichengqianghou!”“nanzhukuaixingxing,biebeipuale!”
wozhizhemaike:“gaoyoumeng,nirangtazhuzhuwoshiba?neiwoni?woshuinaer?gouwo?”
gaoyoumengzhoumei,bunaifandishuo:“niyigedananren,zhuciwozenmele?maikedaihaizibufangbian,zhuwoyouduliweishengjian,nijiurangrangba。e,duile,wanshangrangchufangdundianwujitang,jimaikebubushenzi,jidejiadiangouqi。”
tashuowan,fuzhemaikeshanglelou,liuxiawoyigerenzhanzaiketing,naoziyipiankongbai。
baomuxiaoliweinandikanzhewo:“suxiansheng,furenrangwobazhuwoshoushichulai,nindedongxi……woxianbandaociwoba?”
loushangchuanlaimaikezhihuideshengyin:“zheigechuangliantaitu,huanchenglansede!haiyouzheixiehuaping,chousile,quanrengle!”
tayanranyifunanzhurendepaitou。
woditoukanzhedishangdehuashu,lanseyaojibeicaidexilan,xiangjilewocikedexin。
danmushuadegengkuaile:“zheinanzhuyetaicanle,jiadoubeijiuzhanquechaole!”“kuaifanjia!biedangtiangou!”
neitianwanshang,woshuizaiciwo,chuangtouhaifangzhewohegaoyoumengdehunshazhao,zhaopianlidetaxiaodeneimetian,xianggetianshi。
keloushangchuanlaidexiaoshenghehaizidekusheng。
wofanlaifuqushuibuzhe,naoziliquanshigaoyoumenglouzhemaikedehuamian。
jiuzaizheishi,danmuyouchuxianle:“xiongdi,renbulejiubieren!zheinvdebaimingbanidangatm!”
“chachagongsizhangmu,baobuqiyoumaoni!”
womengdizuoqilai,xintiaojiasu。
chagongsizhangmu?dui,gaoyoumengzheibannianyizhizaigongsichashoucaiwu,shuoshiweilejianqingwodefudan。
ketayigexuejiaoyude,dongshenmecaiwu?nandao……wobuganwangxiaxiang,ganjindakaidiannao,denglugongsicaiwuxitong,kaishifanchajinbanniandeliushui。
zheiyicha,wodeshoudoule。
gongsideliudongzijinyousanqianwanbeizhuandaoleyigehaiwaizhanghu,beizhushi“touzixiangmu”,danxiangmuhetongquanshikongbai。
gaoyoumengqianzideshoujiqingqingchuchu,shijianjiuzaitachuguojinxiudeqijian。
wodexinchendaolegudi,tabujinbeipanlewomendehunyin,haixiangtaokongwodegongsi?
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diertianzaoshang,wozhuangzuoruowuqishidiqichuang。maikeyijingzuozaicanzhuoshang,mianqianbaizheniunaihesanmingzhi,xiangshidengzhewosihouta。
tapielewoyiyan,yuqiqingman:“suhui,zuowanshuidebuhaoba?liansezheimecha。e,duile,yihuierbangwobahaizideniaobuxile,baomushoujiaotaiben,wobufangxin。”
wolenglengdikanzheta,meishuohua,jingzhizoudaochufang,nalebeikafei。
danmuyoushuale:“zheixiaosanzhenhuizuoyao!”“nanzhubiedalita,biezhedazhaoba!”
shenxiyikouqi,juedingxianrenxialai,bunengdacaojingshe。
gaoyoumengxialoushi,chuanzhesichoushuiqun,lianshangdaizhemanzudexiao。
takanlewoyiyan,yuqiqingkuai:“suhui,jintianwodequgongsikaigehui,nizaijiabangmaikezhaoguxiaobao,xingba?”
wodiandiantou,zhuangchuyifushuncongdeyangzi:“xing,nimangnide。”
kexinli,woyijingzaipansuanzenmechaqingneibiqiandequxiang。
gaoyoumengzouhou,maikebaozhehaizi,zhigaoqiangdizhihuiwo:“suhui,baniaobunaguolai,xiaobaolale。”
wokanzhehaizilianshanghuanghuhudehenji,qiangrenzheexin,nalekuaishijindijita。
maikequebujie,tiaomeidao:“nilaihuanba,wodequjianshen,baochishencaijiyoumengkan。”
wolengxiaoyisheng,bashijinrengdaotalianshang:“maike,nidehaizinizijihuan。biewangle,nizhishigezhuwojiadejishengchong。”
maikelengleyixia,suijilengxiao:“jishengchong?suhui,niyebukankanziji,nianjiqingqingjiumeiyongle,liangehaizidoushengbule。youmengshuole,liunizaijiashikelianni,burannizaobeisaodichumenle。”
woqidehunshenfadou,zhengyaodongshou,shoujituranxiangle。
shiwodedaxuehaoyouzhoujie,shengyinjicu:“suhui,nigongsichushile!yougenimingzhanghuzaipaoshougupiao,gujiayijingdiele10%!nikuailaigongsi!”
wogualedianhua,gubushanghemaikechao,zhuaqiwaitaojiuwangwaipao。
danmufengkuanggundong:“**,juqingzhalie!zheinvdejueduiyoudayinmou!”“nanzhukuaicha,baozhugongsia!”
gaoyoumeng,nidaodihaizangleduoshaomimi?
daolegongsi,wozhaojilecaiwuhefawutuandui,jinjichazhang。
jieguorangwodaoxiyikoulengqi:neisanqianwanbujinbeizhuanzou,haibeiyonglaigoumaileyigekongqiaogongsideguquan,erzheijiagongsidefaren,jingranshimaikedebiaoge!
genglipudeshi,gaoyoumenghaiqianleyifenshouquanshu,yunxumaikeyi“guwen”shenfencanyugongsijuece。
wotanzuozaiyizishang,naoziliquanshigaoyoumengneiju“woduinideganqingmeibian”。
感情没变?
tazheishiyaobawolianrendaigongsiyiqitunle!
wolianmangjizhoujiedaledianhua:“bangwolianxi**,woyaochaqingchumaikededixi,haiyougaoyoumengzheibanniandesuoyouxingzong。”
jiexialaidejitian,wobiaomianshangzhuangzuoshenmedoubuzhidao,meitianbangmaikedaihaizi,xiniaobu,shenzhijitazuofan。
gaoyoumengkanwozheime“tinghua”,taiduyeruanhualebushao,ouerhaihuiqinnidibaobaowo,shuoxie“laogongnizuihaole”zhileidehua。
kewozhidao,tabuguoshizaimabiwo,haorangtahemaikedejihuashunlijinxing。
yucitongshi,**dediaochayoulejinzhan。
maikebingbushishenmejianshenjiaolian,tashigezhiyepianzi,zhuanmengoudafupo,kaoshenghaizipianqucaichan。
tazaiguowaihaiyouhaojige“nvyou”,meigedouyiweizijishitadezhenai。
ergaoyoumeng,chuguojinxiudebannian,genbenmeiquxuexiao,ershihemaikezhuzaileyidonghaibianbieshuli。
neisanqianwan,jiushitazhuanjimaike,yonglai“touzi”tadezhapianwangluo。
wokanzhezhentanfalaidezhaopian,maikelouzheyigejinfanvren,xiaodeyiliandeyi。
danmushuadefeikuai:“zheizhananjuele,lvlenvzhuhaixianglvnanzhu!”“nanzhukuaidongshou,bierangzheiduigounannvpaole!”
wolengxiaoyisheng,bazhaopiancunhao,juedingxianwenzhutamen,zaiyiwangdajin。
zheitianwanshang,gaoyoumengyouqugongsijiaban,maikezaiketingkandianshi,zhihuiwojitapaokafei。
woduanzhekafeizouguoqu,guyi“shouhua”,baguntangdekafeipoletayishen。
maiketiaoqilai,pokoudama:“suhui,niguyide!”
wolenglengdikanzheta:“buhaoyisi,shoudou。nibushijianshenjiaolianma?zheidiantangshangsuanshenme?”
maikeqideliandoulvle,chongguolaixiangdongshou,woyibazhuazhutadeshouwan,yuqibingleng:
“maike,biebiwobanideshidouchuqu。nineibiaogedekongqiaogongsi,haiyounineixie‘nvyou’,wokedouchadeqingqingchuchu。”
maikelengzhule,yanshenshanguoyisihuangluan,suijiqiangzhuangzhending:“nizaihushuoshenme?wogenbenburenshishenmebiaoge!”
wolengxiao,bazhentandezhaopianshuaidaotamianqian:“burenshi?neizheigelouzhejinfanvrendeshishei?maike,nidangwozhenshishazi?”
maikedelianseshunjianshabai,jiejiebabadishuo:“suhui,nitingwojieshi……”
jiuzaizheishi,gaoyoumengtuimenjinlai,kandaodishangdezhaopian,liansedabian:“suhui,niganshenme?**maike?”
wozhuantoukanxiangta,yuqipingjingquedaizheshaqi:“gaoyoumeng,**?woshichawolaopodehunwaiqing,haishichagongsibeitaokongdezhenxiang?”
gaoyoumenglengzhule,yanshenshanduo:“ni……nizaishuoshenme?wozenmetingbudong?”
danmufengkuangshuaping:“gaoneng!nanzhukaidale!”“zheinvdehaizhuang,lianni?!”
woshenxiyikouqi,basuoyouzhengjubaidaozhuoshang:zhuanzhangjilu、shouquanshu、maikedezhapianjilu,yiyangbushao。
wolenglengdikanzhegaoyoumeng:“nihaiyoushenmehaoshuode?sanqianwan,kongqiaogongsi,maikedebiaoge,nidangwoshixiade?”
gaoyoumengdeliansebaidexiangzhi,zuichunzhandouzheshuobuchuhua。
maiketurantiaoqilai,zhizhewodahan:“suhui,nixuekoupenren!zheixiedoushiniweizaode!”
wolengxiaoyisheng,botonglezhoujiededianhua:“baojingba,zhengjuyijinggoule。”
jingchalaidehenkuai,gaoyoumenghemaikebeidaizoushi,taturanpuguolai,zhuazhuwodeshoubei,leiliumanmian:“suhui,wocuole!wozhishixiangyaogehaizi,womeixianghaini!nifangguowoba!”
woshuaikaitadeshou,lenglengdishuo:“gaoyoumeng,nixiangyaohaizi,weishenmebugaosuwo?weishenmeyaobawodegongsi、wodejia,gongshousongjizheigepianzi?”
gaoyoumengtanzuozaidishang,kudesixinliefei。
danmushuadegengkuaile:“shuang!zhanvzhongyufanchele!”“nanzhuyingqi,aileaile!”
wokanzhetabeijingchadaizou,xinquemeiyouyisi**,zhijuedekongdangdangde。
结婚纪念日弹幕狂飞,老婆和“健身教练”带娃等我