《救命!我的社恐室友总在装鬼》 小说介绍
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1.liyilinjuede,zijiyidingshizhuangguile。zuoweiyimingzailongwenshiwanqiangshengcundedagongren,
taderenshengxintiaoshi“shengqian,shengqian,haishitmdshengqian”。suoyi,
dangtakandaoyigezujinyuandiyushijia、diduanhaibucuodehezufangshi,tahaobuyouyudinaxiale。
weiyidefujiatiaojianshi,fangdongshuolingyijianwoshiyijingyouzukele,shige“feichangfeichanganjing”deguniang。
liyilindangshihaitinggaoxing,anjinghaoa,hubudarao,wanmei。kezhujinlaiyizhouhou,
takaishijuedezheige“anjing”youdianbuduijing。zheigenvshiyou,tashenzhidoubuzhidaojiaoshenmemingzi,
yinweitacongmeigentashuoguoyijuhua。bujinruci,tashenzhihuaiyitadaodishibushihuoren。shouxian,
tacongmeijianguotachumen。wuluntashizaoshangqidianchumenshangban,haishiwanshangjiudianjiabanhuijia,
tafangjiandemendousisiguanzhe,menfengliqiheiyipian。qici,tacongmeitingjianguotafangjianliyourenheshengyin。
meiyouyinle,meiyoudianshi,meiyoudadianhua,shenzhimeiyouyishengkesou。yigehuoshengshengderen,
zenmenenganjingdaozheigedibu?zuiguiyideshi,tasihuzhizaibanyehuodong。youhaojici,
liyilinbanyeqilaishangcesuo,dounengkandaoyigebaisedeshenyingzaiketingliyouyoudipiaoguo。shide,piao。
neishenyingchuanzheyishenkuansongdebaipao,zhangfajiyao,zouluqiaowushengxi,jiaogenfangfobuzhandi。diyicikandaoshi,
liyilinhedechadianniaozaikuzili,yitouzhuanghuifangjian,yongbeizimengzhutousesefadoudaotianliang。taanweiziji,
shiyanhuale,shijiabantaileile。kedierci,
disanci……tashenzhinengwendaoketinglipiaolaiyiguruoyouruowude、xiangshichenjiumutouhehuichenhunhedelengxiang。
chufanglideshiwuyehuizaibanyeshenmidijianshao。tamaideyibaopaomian,diertianzaoshangfaxianshaoleyibao。
tafangzaibingxianglideniunai,diertianzaoshangfaxianshaoleyijie。danlajitongliquezhaobudaorenhebaozhuangdaihuoniunaihe。
liyilinchedihuangle。zheinalishishenmeanjingdeguniang,zheifenmingshigenvguia!
tayigexinfengkexuedeershiyishijihaoqingnian,shijieguanbeizhendefensui。
takaishizaiwangshangfengkuangsousuo“ruheyuguishiyouhepinggongchu”、“zhuangguilezenmeban,zaixiandeng,ji”。
wangyoumendehuidawuhuabamen。yourenrangtatiefu,yourenrangtabaidasuan,haiyourenrangtaganjinbanjia。banjia?
kaishenmewanxiao,zheilidefangzuzheimebianyi!weileqian,liyielinjueding,genzheige“nvgui”haoshangle!
2.liyilinkaishilehonghonglieliede“qugui”daye。taxianshiqusimiaoqiuledaopinganfu,
shenshentaotaoditiezailezijifangmenshang。jieguodiertianzaoshang,tafaxianneidaofubujianle,
querdaizhideshiyizhangxiaozhitiao,shangmianyongjuanxiudezijixiezhe:“luantiedongxi,fakuanwushi。
”zijixiamianhaihualegeweixinshoukuanma。liyilin:“……”zheigui……haitingyushijujin?tabuxinxie,
youmaileshijitoudasuan,chuanchengyichuan,guazaileketingzhengzhongyang。tatingshuoguidoupazheige。jieguodiertianzaoshang,
tafaxiansuanchuanbujianle,bingxiangliduoleyipansuanrongjiang,pangbianyoushiyizhangzhitiao:“xiexienidesuan,jiangzuohaole,
zaibingxiang,ziqu。”liyilinkanzheneipanlvyouyoudesuanrongjiang,ganjuezijidezhishangshoudaolewuru。lvzhanlvbai,
liyilindekongjujianjianbeiyizhongmomingdehaoshengxinqudai。tajiubuxinzheigexiele!
tacongyigebaiditandelaodayeneilihuadajiaqianmailaiyigejushuoshi“kaiguoguang”detaomujian,chenzhebanye,
qiaoqiaomaifuzaiketingdeshafahoumian,zhunbeijinei“nvgui”laigeturanxiji。shizhenzhixianglingchenliangdian,
wanlaijuji。guoran,nvshiyoudefangmen“zhiya”yisheng,qingdexiangmaojiao,
yidaobaisedeshenyinghuanhuandipiaolechulai。tayijiushineishenbaipao,zhangfazhezhuledabanzhanglian,
zaihunandeyueguangxia,xiandegewaiyinsen。taqingpiaopiaodilaidaobingxiangqian,dakaimen,
nachuneiheliyilinxinmaideniunai,duizhepingkoujiu“dundundun”diheleqilai。liyilinkandeyanpizhitiao。
haojiahuo,hewoniunaihedehaitinghaofang!tazhuajintaomujian,shenxiyikouqi,congshafahoumianmengditiaolechulai,
daheyisheng:“yaonie!woyiyanjiukanchunibushiren!daweitianlong!”tabaichuyigeziyiweihenshuaidezishi,
taomujianzhizhiduifang。kongqishunjianninggu。neigebaisedeshenyingjiangzhule,zuilihaihanzheniunai,pingzixuanzaibankong。
yimiao,liangmiao……“pu——”yikouniunaipenlechulai,quansazailebingxiangmenshang。jinjiezhe,
neige“nvgui”juliedikesouqilai,kedeshangqibujiexiaqi,fangfoyaobafeidoukechulai。liyilinshayanle。
gui……guihaihuibeiniunaiqiangdao?tazhuangzhedanzi,wangqiancoulecou,jiezhechuangwaitoujinlaideyueguang,
zhongyukanqingleduifangdelian。neishiyizhangfeichangqingxiudelian,ershichutoudenianji,pifubaidejinhutouming,
yishuangdayanjingyinweiqiangkeershuiqimiman,xiandejijingkongyouwugu。zhei……zheinashishenmeqingmianliaoyadenvgui,
zheifenmingshigehuoshengshengdexiaogunianga!“ni……nishiren?”liyilinjiejiebabadiwen,
shoulidetaomujianxiandegewaihuaji。nvhaikedeliandouhongle,yibiankeyibianfengkuangdiantou,yanjinglixiemanlejingkong,
fangfoliyilincaishineigesuomingdeegui。3.wuhuijiechudeguochengchongmanlegangahehuangdan。nvhaimingjiaomoyiqiu,
jiushiliyilinneige“feichangfeichanganjing”deshiyou。tabushigui,
ershi……yigehuanyoujiqiyanzhongdeshejiaokongjuzhengdehuoren。jutayongshoujidaziduanduanxuxudejieshi,
tahaipahemoshengrenjinxingrenhexingshidejiaoliu。yanshenduishihuirangtazhixi,kaikoushuohuahuirangtaxinji,
shenzhizhishihebierendaizaitongyigekongjianli,douhuirangtagandaojudadeyali。
weilezuidaxiandudibimianyurenjiechu,tachengleyigezhoufuyechude“yexingshengwu”。baitian,
dangliyilinqushangbanshi,tahuibazijiweizhuangcheng“bucunzai”dezhuangtai。lashangsuoyouchuanglian,bukaideng,
bufachurenheshengyin,xianggesirenyiyangtangzaichuangshang,yiciduobiouerkenengshangmendefangdong、linju,
shenzhishiwaimaiyuan。zhiyoudaoleshenye,quedingzhenggeshijiedouanjingxialai,liyilinyeshuishule,
tacaigancongfangjianlichulaihuodong。shangcesuo、heshui、zhaodiandongxichi。zhiyuliyilinkandaode“piao”,
shiyinweitaweilebufachujiaobusheng,teyidianzhejiaojianzoulu,jiashangtashou,youchuanzhekuansongdebaipao,
kanqilaijiuxiangzaipiao。neigulengxiang,shitafangjianliyizhonganshenxiangxundeweidao。
zhiyuweishenmechuanbaipao……moyiqiuyongshoujidazijieshi:“baise……zaiheianlibijiaoxianyan,wanyiniqiye,
nengkanjianwo,burongyizhuangdao。”liyilinzuijiaochouchu:“……nizhenshigehaoren。
”erneishenbaipaodekuanshi……qishishiyijiangailiangbandehanfu,zhishizaiyelikanqilaixiangshouyieryi。
liyilinfuzheetou,ganjuezijizheiyigexingqijianzhixianggeshazi。tanazhetaomujian,
duizheyigeshekongxiaoguniangdahan“daweitianlong”,zheishiyaoshishuochuqu,tanengbeipengyouxiaosi。
“nei……neinitouchiwopaomianheniunai……”liyilinhaishiyoudiangenggengyuhuai。moyiqiudeliangenghongle,
feikuaididazi:“duibuqi!wobuganchumenmaidongxi,waimaiyebugandian……wo、wohuipeijinide!
”talikedakaishouji,yongliyilintiezaimenshangdeneigeshoukuanma,zhuanleerbaikuaiqianguoqu。
liyilinkanzheshoujili“weixinshoukuanerbaiyuan”detishi,xinqingfuza。yuanlai,neibushishenmeyinjianmailucai,
shizhendefakuanhefanqian。“xinglexingle,qiannishouhuiqu。”liyilinbaibaishou,“yihouxiangchishenme,
niliegedanzijiwo,wobangnimaihuilaijiuxingle。”moyiqiushouchongruojingdikanzheta,yanjingdengdedadade,
xiangzhishoujingdexiaolu。liyilintanlekouqi:“zanmenyesuanshiyou,huxiangbangzhushiyinggaide。
yihounizhengchanghuodongjiuxing,buyongzaizhuangshennongguile,woxinzangbuhao。”moyiqiuyonglididianlediantou。
liangrendachengleyigexindehepingxieyi:jingshuibufanheshui,liyilinfuzetigongwuzi,
moyiqiuzejinliangbuhedaota。shenghuosihuzhongyuyaohuiguizhengchangle。raner,liyilinhaishitaitianzhenle。
4.hepingderiziguolemeiduojiu,liyilindeshengridaole。tashigeairenaoderen,shengrizheizhongdashi,
ziranyaojiaoshangyibangpengyoulaijialikaipaidui。tatiqiangenmoyiqiudalegezhaohu,
fangshishitielezhangzhitiaozaitamenshang:“jinwanyoupengyoulai,huiyoudianchao,niduodandai。
”tayiweizheiyangjiuwanshidajile。tawanquandigule“shekong”zheigecideshashangli。wanshangqidian,
pengyoumenluxudaoda。qibagenianqingrenzaixiaoxiaodeketingli,yinlekaidezhentianxiang,pijiuguanzibaileyizhuo,
caiquansheng、daxiaosheng、huaquanshengciqibifu,zhenggewuzirenaodekuaiyaobaozha。liyilinhedeyoudiangao,
wanquanbaneigexuyao“jueduianjing”deshiyoupaozailenaohou。paiduijinxingdao**,
dajiakaishiwanzhenxinhuadamaoxian。yigejiaodapangdegemenshule,beifaqu“tanxian”,
renwushidakaineishan“chuanshuozhongcongbukaimen”deshenmifangjian。liyilinnaoziyire,
yegenzheqihong:“qubaquba!limiankeshiyoujingxie!”taxiangdeshi,
moyiqiugujizhengdaizheersaiduozaibeizilisesefadou,dapangdingduoshichigebimengeng,zhenghaocuocuotaderuiqi。
dapangzhuangzhedanzi,guiguisuisuidicoudaomoyiqiudefangmenkou,qingqingyining。men……kaile。
moyiqiudagaishixiangchulaishangcesuo,wanglesuomen。ketinglideyinleshenghexuanhuashengshunjianxiaolexialai,
suoyourendemuguangdoujujiaozaineishanhuanhuandakaidemenshang。menfengli,yipianqihei。dapangyanlekoutuomo,
zhanzhanweiweidibatoutanlejinqu。xiayimiao。“a——guia!!!
”yishenghuapotianjidecanjiaocongdapangzuilibaofachulai,taliangundaipadicongmenlituilechulai,
yi**zuozaidishang,liansecanbai,shouzhizhefangjianli,doudexianggeshaizi。zhongrenbeitaheleyitiao,
fenfencouguoqukan。zhijianheiandefangjianli,
heran“zhan”zheyigechuanzheguzhuangshouyi、pitousanfa、miansecanbaide“nvgui”!nei“nvgui”yidongbudong,
fangfomeiyoushengmingdezhiren,zaishoujidengguangdezhaoshexia,lianshanghaowuxuese,yanjingkongdongdiwangzhetianhuaban,
qifenguiyidaolejidian。ketinglishunjiansiji。pijiuguandiaozaidishangdeshengyindouqingxikewen。
yigenvsheng“wa”diyishengkulechulai,jinjiezhe,zhenggeketingzhakaileguo。“**!zhendeyougui!
”“yilinnijiabuganjinga!”“kuaipaoa!”yiqunrenjianjiaozhe,pigunniaoliudichaomenkouchongqu,
changmiankanbizainanpianxianchang。gangcaihairenaofeifandeketing,sanmiaozhineijiubiandekongkongdangdang,
zhishengxialiyilinhedapanglianggeren,yijiyididelangjie。liyilinchedimengle。tajiangyingdizhuanguotou,
kanxiangneigefangjian。neige“nvgui”……bujiushimoyiqiuma?
zhishitajintian……weishenmechuanleyishenkanqilaigengzhuanyede“zhuangbei”?neiyifu,huipupude,kuanshigujiu,
genbenbushizhiqianneijianbaisehanfu,ershiyijianzhenzhenzhengzhengde……shouyi!5.liyilinfuzheqiang,
ganjueyizhentianxuandizhuan。tachongjinfangjian,yibazhuazhuhaizai“zhuangsi”demoyiqiudejianbang,
shijingyaohuang:“gunainai!nigaoshenmefeijia!nichuanzheishenganma?”moyiqiubeitayaodeqihunbasu,
zhongyu“huo”leguolai。tazhengkaiyan,kandaoliyilinkuaiyaopenhuodelian,hedesuolesuobozi,
ranhoumomodijuqileshouji,kaishidazi。liyilincouguoquyikan,chadianyikoulaoxuepenchulai。
shoujibeiwanglushangxiezhe:“woyiwei……chuanshangzheige,
tamenjiuhuiyiweiwoshigejiarenmote……jiubuhuizhuyidaowole……zheishiwodezhongjiyinshenshu。
”liyilin:“……”shentmdezhongjiyinshenshu!
younagezhengchangrenhuizaijialibaiyigechuanshouyidejiarenmotea!zheishishengpabierenbuhaipashima?
“nicongnagaolaizheishenyifude?”liyilinganjuezijidetaiyangxuezaitutuzhitiao。
moyiqiudazi:“wangshangmaide……xijubiaoyandaoju。”liyilinwuliditandaozaidishang。
taxiangxiangleyixianeigehuamian:yiqunpengyouzaiketingkuanghuan,ergebifangjianli,yigeshekongshaonvweile“yinshen”,
momodihuanshangleyishenshouyi,ranhoukaishibanyanshiti……zheiyijingbushijingsongpianle,zheishidingjiheiseyoumo。
tataochushouji,kandaopengyouqunliyijingzhale。“【zhenjing】liyilinjianaoguishilu!”“wokandaole!
neinvguijiuzhanzainei,yanjingshizhide!”“taiherenle,wodaoxianzaituihaishiruande,wozaiyebuqutajiale!
”“yilinshibushibeiguimilexinqiao,jurangenguizhuzaiyiqi?”liyilindeshengripaidui,
yiyizhongjiqiguiyidefangshi,rangtachenggongdi“shehuixingsiwang”le。takanzhemandilangjiedeketing,
hesuozaijiaoluoli、baozheshoujibugankantademoyiqiu,diyicigandaoleshenmejiaoyukuwulei。
“neige……duibuqi。”moyiqiuyongxiruowenzudeshengyin,diyiciduitakaikoushuolehua。shengyinhenqing,henruan,
haiyoudianshaya,xiangshihenjiumeishuoguohuayiyang。liyilinlengleyixia,xinlidehuoqimomingqimiaodixiaoleyidaban。
tabaibaishou,tanlekouqi:“suanlesuanle,buguaini。shiwomeikaolvzhouquan。”tarenmingdikaishishoushicanju。
moyiqiuyexiaoxinyiyidizouchulai,xuezhetadeyangzi,bangmangjiandishangdepijiuguan。
liangrenzaijijingdeketinglimomodishoushizhe,sheiyemeiyoushuohua,qifenquebuzaixiangzhiqianneiyangguiyi,
fanerduoleyisiqimiaodehexie。liyilinkanzhetabenzhuodibayilaguanyigegecaibian,fangjinlajidai,
turanjuede,yougezheiyangdeshiyou,haoxiang……yetingyouyiside。zhishao,shenghuojuebuhuiwuliao。
6.paiduishijianhou,liyilinhemoyiqiudeguanxijinruleyigexinjieduan。
tachengletazairenleishijiedeweiyijiekou。meitianzaoshang,liyilinchumenqian,douhuikandaomenshangtiezheyizhangbianlitie,
moyiqiuyongjuanxiuzijixiexiadegouwuqingdan:luosifen、zirehuoguo、kele、shupian……quanshizhainvkuaileshipin。
wanshang,liyilintizhedabaoxiaobaohuilai,fangzaitamenkou,qiaoqiaomen,ranhouzijuedizoukai。guoyihuier,
menhuikaiyidaofeng,dongxibeinajinqu,ranhoumenyouqiaowushengxidiguanshang。ouer,
tadewanfanyehuidedao“gaishan”。tazhengzaichipaomian,moyiqiudemenhuiturandakaiyidaofeng,
yigepanzicongmenfenglidilechulai,shangmianshiliangkejiandeqiadaohaochudetangxindan。tajiabandaoshenye,
pibeidihuidaojia,huifaxiancanzhuoshangfangzheyiwanhaimaozhereqideyinergeng,
pangbianzhaolishiyizhangzhitiao:“jiabanxinkule,runfei。”liyilinjianjianfaxian,zheigeshekongdaojizhidenvhai,
qishineixinfeichangxiniheshanliang。tayongzijibenzhuoerdutedefangshi,nulidibiaodazheshanyi。erliyilin,
yekaishibuzijuediweitakaolvgengduo。tahuiteyimaitaxihuanchidepaizidelingshi,
huibajialidewangsushengjidaozuikuai,huizaizhoumodasaoweishengshi,liandaibatamenkoudequyuyetuodeganganjingjing。
tashenzhikaishixiangshouzheizhong“touwei”yu“beitouwei”demoqi。danshenghuozongyouyiwai。zheitian,
liyilinzaigongsibeimalegegouxuelintou。taxinxinkukuzuoleyigeyuedexiangmufangan,
beitaneigejiansuankebodeshangsiwangjinglipideyiwenbuzhi。wangjinglishigongsiliyoumingde“gonglaoshougeji,
heiguozhizaozhe”,zuishanzhangdayaxinren,qiangduogonglao。liyilindefanganqishichuangyishizu,
zhishidonglewangjinglimougeguanxihudedangao。“nizheizuodeshenmedongxi?haowuluoji,haowuliangdian!
daxueshengdeshuipingdoubiniqiang!”wangjinglibafanganhenhenshuaizaizhuoshang,“jinisantianshijian,zhongzuo!
zuobuchulaijiugundan!”liyilinzuanjinquantou,quruhefennuyongshangxintou,quezhinengyaozheyashuo:“……shi,
wangjingli。”tabaozhediannao,shihunluopodihuidaojia。yijinmen,
jiukandaomoyiqiuzhengbaozheyigejudadekuaidixiang,chilidiwangzijifangjianlinuo。xiangzitaida,
dangzhuletadeshixian,tameikandaoliyilin,yizhuanshen,liangrenzhuanglegemanhuai。
kuaidixiang“kuangdang”yishengdiaozaidishang,limiandedongxigunlechulai。
neishiyitaipeizhijigao、kanqilaijiufeichangangguidezhuanyediannaozhuji。moyiqiuheleyitiao,lianmangdunxiaqushoushi。
liyilinkanzheta,youkanlekanzijihuailineitaibeiwangjinglixiuruguodepojiubangongdiannao,
xinlideweiquhefanzaoshunjiandadaoledingdian。tashenmeyemeishuo,yinchenzhelian,bazijiguanjinlefangjian。
7.liyilinzaifangjianlikuzuoleyiye。tazhidaowangjinglishizaiguyidiaonanta,wuluntazenmegai,
fangandoubukenengtongguo。wangjinglidemude,jiushiyaobitazhinanertui,
ranhoubataxinxinkukujianliqilaideqianqichengguo,jiaojitaneigeguanxihu。keshi,tabunengcizhi。
tabeizhefangdai,haiyoujialidekaixiao,zheifengongzuoshitamuqianweiyidejingjilaiyuan。
“pingshenme……pingshenmenuliderenyaobeizheiyangduidai?”tayuexiangyueqi,yiquanzazaizhuozishang。jiuzaizheishi,
                
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