两眼一睁就是干，反派不干我来干
《两眼一睁就是干，反派不干我来干》 小说介绍
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《两眼一睁就是干，反派不干我来干》 第3章 免费试读
第3章
guanyuturanfafeng，daoyanyanqianyihei，buzhidaoruheshouchang，yucitongshimenkouchuxianleliangdaoshenying。
“shinimendianhuatongzhiwomenguolaidema？”qizhongyidaoshenyingxizhuanggelv，biliangshangkuazheyuxiuqiwaixingbufudejinsikuangyanjing，limaodiqiaoxiangfangjianmen，“waimianmeiren，suoyiwomenjiuzijijinlaile。”
lingyidaolengsuqizhangdeheiseshenying，heiselengmaowuxiushangyi，shoubeishangyicengboboyouqiadaohaochudejirou，xiantiaoliuchangyouhaokan，qingjinweiweitouchulengdiaocibaipifu，tadaizhekouzhao，luchuyishuangxiazhangmingliangdefengmou。
guanyukaozaimenkuang，taimouzhenghaozhuangjinneishuangdaizhelengyideyantongzhizhong，takandaotashixianweizhan，xiangshipingjingwubodeqinglingbihubeitouxiayikuaishizi，fanqiquanquanlianyi。
cidengnansemianqian，taneixinhaowubolan：“xitong，zheigeshanma？”
【扇——】个屁。
xitongbobaodaoyiban，guanyuyijingyanjishoukuaiduizheneishuaigedelianjiushiyibazhang，lidumeibidailediansirenenyuandeshaoyuqingduoshao。
{xitongxiaoxi：suzhushengmingzhi-1}
neilengmaoshuaigedelianweiweixiangyibianpianqu，xiangshimeifanyingguolai，ruoyousuosidipenglepengzuijiao，guanyudajingshise：“zenmehuizheiyang。”
xitonghentiebuchenggang：【tashininanrena，jijinzhou，benwenzhongzuidadefanpaibo，nishanta，bujiushizaizuohaorenhaoshima？】
jiantadeyanshenluozaizijishenshang，zhulixiaomimidiwuzhuzijideliangcelianjia：“fu......guan**，choulewomenlaodajiubunengchouwolee。”
guanyuxinbuzaiyandibaishoufuyan：“shunshoudeshi。”
zhuli：“......”
daoyanxiangshipengdaolejiuxing，lianmangyingshanglai，lazhezhulihejijinzhoubikaishexiangtou，daiquzoulangwaixiangtan。
jijinzhoumianwubiaoqingdidingletahaoyihui，lengyanlengyu：“yiqichulai。”
yanqianderenqishifeifan，yikanjiubushigepingtouxiaohu，daoyanyuqidoubuzijuedikeqilebushao，“ninshi？”
tezhudishangyizhangmingpian，“womenshijishijituande，zheiweishiwomendezongcai，”
daoyanjingqibuyi，zaojiutingshuojijiazongcaixiangmaojingren，meixiangdaozhendesihaobuxunseyudanghongmingxing，shenzhikeyiyanyasuoyouren。
“qingwenjizongdajiaguanglin，youshenmeshima？”
tezhu：“shifurendejingjirenjiwomendadianhua，shuozheilichuledian......wuhui，zhenghaowomenshunlu，laijiefurenhuijia，daoyannimenzheiyaoshiyoushenmeshi，keyihewoyijilvshitan。”
“夫人？”
tezhuxiaozhetaishoushiyi，“zheiwei，jiushiwomenfuren。”
daoyanbeiganzhenhandidengdayanjing，zheitezhusuiranzuishangshuozhe“kankan”，kehualihuawaidoushiyaotiguanyuchengyaode。
yuanlaizheijiushidianshijulichangyande“diaomadalian”huanjie，daliangouyankanrendidefanpai——fanpaijingshitaziji。
“daoyan，woyouzheiyangdelaogong，nijuedewohuiqukanshangneitiaoshaoyuma？”guanyuzhanshibaobeisidepaipaijijinzhoudexiongtang，“kanzheidagaogedaxiongji。”
lunzise，jijinzhoukebishaoyuhaokanduole，zhiyuhaonansedeyuanzhuweishenmebuduitaxiashou，yuanyinzhiyouyige，tapianzhiyoukepa，wulunshi**haishiweibi，dounatameiyoubanfa，jiuerjiuzhi，tajiubaxinsiyidaolewaimiandenanrenmenshenshang。
guanyugantan，yuanzhuzhenshigeboaiyouxindishanliangdenvren，xiangjiquantianxiananrenyigejia。
jijinzhoulengzhelianbatadeshoucongzijixiongshangpaikai。
daoyanxinfudidiandiantou，“gouyaoshijialiyoumatong，queshibuhuichuquwaimianzhaoshichi。”
tezhurenjunbujinxiaochushenglai。
关妤：？谁找屎吃
季锦洲：？谁是马桶
“xiaoguana，nishijifurendeshi，yebugenwotiqianshuoyisheng，kanzheiwuhuinaode。”daoyanshanxiaoliangsheng，“kanlaijintiandeshi，queshishiwomencuoguainile。”
guanyucongshanruliu：“meiguanxi，woyuanliangnile。”fanzhengyebuquanshiwuhui。
“jiranmeishi，wojiuxianzoule。”jijinzhoukuaisusaoleyiyanguanyu，yanjianyigaidiweiyidiantou，zhuanshenjiuyaozou。
daoyanlianmanghanzhuta，xiangshifaxianlexinshangji，“jizong，ninhaiquefuren——bushi，ninyouxiangguojiaruwomenjiemuma？keyihexiaoguanduoxiangchuxiangchu。”
tazhengkunaogebilianzongyougeyouyanyouqianyoushencaizongcaidangkandian，xiyinledabufenguanzhong，daozhitamenshoushilvxiahua。
yaoshishangzhengjiexianshaoluliandejijiazongcainengcanjiatamendejiemu，shoushilvkendingchabule！
“buyao。”jijinzhoulengshengjujue，meiyouyisitingliujiuyaozou。
【suzhu，rangtacanjia。】
xitongyangtiandaxiao，fachulezhiyoudongmanlicaihuichuxiandefanpaichangkuangxiaosheng：【hahahahaha！zuoweifanpai，jiushiyaorangsuoyourenpingdengdebutongkuai，jijinzhoubuxiangcanjia，womenjiupianyaorangtacanjia！】
guanyu：“......”zheidaodishishenmezhongeryouxieedexitong。
“daoyan，woyaoshinengrangtacanjia，jiwozhanggongzima？”
daoyanmeiyouyu：“zhang。”
“那我要涨八成。”
“给不了，三成。”
“七成。”
“四成。”
“zuididixian，liucheng。”guanyuchaotashiyanseshiyijijinzhoulikaidebeiying，“renzheiyizou，nikejiuzaiyelianxibushangle。”
“wucheng。”daoyanyaoyaoya。
“chengjiao！”guanyuzhandingjietiekaikou，bujitayisifanhuidejihui，“wolaogongyaocanjia。”
jijinzhoutingdaotadeshengyin，tingzhujiaobu，huitouchixiaoyisheng，“nizaiwaitoudelaogongduolequle，nijiaonagelaogong？”
“laoguiju，sheizaichangjiaoshei，”guanyuxiaopaodaotashenbian，yadishengyin，“sannian，zhiyaonidayingcanjia，womendeheyuecongwuniansuoduandaosannian，nikeyijinqingquzhuiqiunixiangzhuideren。”
tamenshiqiyuehunyin，yinweijijinzhoudenainaizhiyiyaotaquyuanzhu，buxiyijueshixiangbi，jijinzhounalaorenjiameiyoubanfa，sixiazhaotaqianlegewuniandexieyi，daoshihoutameigeyuehuinadaoyibibufeideqian。
jianjijinzhoushenqinglveyouyouyu，tayoushishitianyou：“dengnidaowunian，renjiadoudaoledaiqiupaoneiyibule，xiangxidangdiehaidewentiancaimengbaodeyijian，dangpaohuideming。”
“jizong，sansia。”tezhuqingzhenkenqie，“xiaoshuodianshijuliyande，ninzheiyangdeflagshigeyoubagedoushizhuiqihuozangchanga。”
“zhuiqi？qi？ta？”jijinzhoulengxiao，“zheiyangdenvren，wozoulushangyiganzidaxiaqunengzayunwuge，wohuizhuita？”
关妤瞪他。
“meiyoua，meiyounvrenganshanglaijiuchouniyizuibazide，”tezhuweiwandao，“zhishaoninzoulushanghaimeiyouaiwugedazuibazi。”
sixinshang，tashibuxiangrangzongcaihefurenlihunde，daobushifurenshiduohaoderen，chuncuijiushi“wobukenenghuiaishangzheizhongnvren”deflagshizaitaidule。
yihouzongcaihendagailvjiuhuizhuiqihuozangchang，ertadegongzuolianghuijizeng，baokuodanbuxianyu：
chafurendexingcheng，chafurendexinzhuzhiheshoujihao，jifurensonghuabeihongchulai，jifurensongchidebeihongchulai，jifurensongliwubeihongchulai，bangbanyefashaodefurenjiaojizongdeyishenghaoyou，suishizhunbeiyifenfurenshenbianchuxiandexiaohaidna......
“bierenchizuizidenianji，jizongninhaizaichizuibazi，shizaiyoudiandiulian。”
jijinzhou：“......”
tahenkuaihuifuledanran：“zhiyoudashushangyeshangdezhancaihuirangwojuedediulian，chibuchi......shenmede，neishihaiweikaihuadedongwuxiangde，wobingbujuedediulian。”
tezhuxiaoeryandao：“wodeyisishi，wojuedejizongninyoudianrangwodiulianle。”
zaitamentezhujie，nagebushitongdugedapingtaibangdanzongcaiwangwen，jizongrangtayidianyudidoufahuibuqilai。
季锦洲：？
好大的狗胆啊！
yaobushitashitezhubangshanghaopingqianwuming，tayidingbatajicile。