我挨打就开窍
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第5章
“练！”
“quanjiaoshisuoyoutijidejichu，zhiyouhangshijichu，cainengrangnimenyihouzoudegengyuan。”
yanwutaishang，tixiusanbanbanzhurenyilianrenzhendiducuzhetongxuemenjinxinglianxi，zheirangdingzhedataiyangdetongxuemenjiaokubudie。
“ei，weishenmewomenyaozaizhongwulianxi？”
tongxuemenxinyouyuandui，jiuyuezhengwudeyangguang，tayidianyebuchuncui，fanerlvexiandulahaofa？
“sheirangwomenshitixiusanbanni？yibanxuanzeleshangwu，erbanxuanzelexiawu，womenkebujiuzhishengzhongwuleme？”
“凭什么啊？”
“pingwomenshilitaicha，jibururen！”
banzhurenbuzhiheshizoudaoshuohuadetongxuebeihou，dantameiyoupiping，ershizhijiejieguohuatou，haobubihui。
“jirannimenchengweilejuexingzhe，jiuyaozhujianxiguanjuexingzhedeguiju。”
“juexingzhedeguijuzhiyouyitiao，neijiushiruorouqiangshi，meiyourenherencikeyan。”
zheiyangshuokenengguoyuxianshi，danbanzhurenzhidao，ruguoxueshengmenlianzheizhongchengdudexianshidoubunengjieshou，youzenmenengqushiyingneichongmanweixiandejuexingzhezhiluni？
taixiadexueshengmenwenyan，shouzhongdedongzuochuxianlechengdubuyideyanhuan，lianshangchuxianlehuobugan、huojingjudebiaoqing。
weiyoulixiang，rengyilianpingjing，jixuzhuanxinzhizhidilianxizhejichudongzuo，yibanyiyan，yisibugou。
这就叫现实？
lixiangxinxiang，ruguonimenzhendezaijietouduzishenghuoguo，jiuhuizhidao，zheicainadaona？
banzhurendeyanzhongshanguoyisizanshang，zheigeruxueqiancengrangtatoudarudoude“jueqiaoyige”，xianzaikanlai，haitingbucuo！
“dajiayebuyaoqinei，shilichazhishizanshide，zhiyaodajianuli，yebushimeiyoujihui。”
“怎么说？”
banzhurendehuajiuxiangyijiqiangxinzhen，ranggangcaiyouxietuirandexueshengmenzhongxinzhenzuo。
doushishiliusuidenianji，sheihainengfusheibucheng？
“zuizhijiedejiushimeiyueyuedidetiaozhansai，womenbanyouwugeminge，keyixiangerbanfaqitiaozhan。”
“zhiyaozaitiaozhanzhonghuosheng，neimewanghouyigeyueli，yanwutaideshiyongshijian，jiushinimenshuolesuan。”
“neitixiubangni？”yiweimingxianaidatingdetongxuetichuyiwen。
“tixiubangyeyouleisidegongxiao，zhishiyaozainimenruxuesangeyuehoucaikaiqi，zheigewomenjinhouzaishuo。”
“danxiangdabaierban，meineimerongyiba？bijingwomendejueqiaodouzaishigeyixia，erbandejueqiaozuigaonengyoushiwuge。”yigemingxianbeidajiledetongxuewendao。
“很好！”
banzhurenbuyiweiyi，dadao：“zheijiushiwojintianyaojidajiashangdedierke，tixiudexiulianzhifa。”
“嗯？”
lixiangwenyan，yanqianyiliang，zheishitamuqianzuixiangyaolejiedezhishi。yushiganjintingxiashouzhongdedongzuo，kaishirenzhentingqilai。
“tixiudexiulianzhifacongyidingchengdushanglaishuo，duijueqiaodeyilaibingbuxiangfaxiuneimeyanzhong，yinweimeigerennengfahuichudejueli，daduozhiyoujuelizongliangdeyiban。yejiushishuo，zheijiangzaiwuxingzhonglajindajiazaitianfushangdechaju。”
lixiangyileng，guaibudezijizuotianhelanhaojiaoshou，jueqiaoshuliangzhizengjialeliuge，yuanlaihaiyouzheicengyuanyinsuozai。
“bujinruci，jueqiaoshuliangshaoyebushimeiyouhaochu，”banzhurenjixushuodao：“zheidaibiaonimennenggengkuaidixingchengzijidejueliyunxingluxian，gengkuaidijinji，zheishinimenzuidadeyoushi！”
yohe，zheimekan，jueqiaoshaoyebingbushihaowuyongchubushi？
tongxuemenkaishixingfen，jiulianlianxijichutijidedongzuodouqingkuailejifen，nahaiyougangcaidetuiranweidao？
班主任很满意。
kan，zheijiushiwodejiaoxuezhidao，dabangjiahongzao，xiaoguobucuoba？
＜（＾－＾）＞
zhishi，zenmeganjuejintianderen，haoxiangyoudianduo？
zhengzaideyizhiji，banzhurenchajuedaoyichang，neibushigaoerdexueshengma？zenmepaozijizheilaile？
“tongxue，nishibushilaicuochangdile？”banzhurenwendao。
“mei，laoshininjixu，wojiuxianglaitingtingnindeke，tamenshuoninjiangkefenwaitouche，wozheishilaibuxiajichu！”
gaoerxueshenghenshangdao，banzhurenxinlineijiaoyigeshutan。
kan，zanzheishishengmingyuanyangna！
“你又是谁？”
banzhurenyanpiyitai，youfaxiangeshengmiankong。
“laoshi，woyeshilaitingninkede。”
yohe，xianzaidexueshengdouzheimeshangdao？
banzhurenxinzhongdeyizhiqinggengshen，duixueshengdezhidian，yegengjiadirenzhenhemailiqilai。
dansuizhelaiderenyuelaiyueduo，shenzhiliangaosanxueshengdeshenyingyejielianchuxian，banzhurendeliansekaishinankanqilai。
“咋滴，要搞事？”
banzhurenhenshehui，ganqinggangcaishizaixiaoqianwohe？
tixiusanbandexueshengyemanlianmengbi，zheidoushenmeqingkuang？
“womennaganreshi，zhishitingdaoxiaoxi，laikankanbeihuofengduikanshangderen，jiujingshihefangshensheng！”
yiweigaosanxueshengyuezhongerchu，xiangbanzhurenhuidadao。
“shawanyi？nishuohuofengduikanshanglewodexuesheng？”
banzhurenmanlianbuxin，yaozhidao，huofengduikeshixiaoneigongrenqianlizuigaodefaxiuxiaodui，nengkanshangzijidexuesheng？
“laoshi，ninbuxinkeyikankanxiaoneiwang，zheizhongshiwomenzenmeganpiannin？”
“哦？”
xueshengmenzheimeshuo，neijiudaibiaozhequeyouqishi，zhishibanzhurenhaishibuganxiangxin，zheizhongshihuifashengzaizijidexueshengshenshang。
“nimenshuodeneigerenshishei？”
“xiaoxishangshuo，neigerenjiaolixiang！”
“e......lixiang？”
banzhurenjingle，zanbanhaoxiangzhiyouyigerenjiaolixiang。
meijicuo，tadewaihao，haoxiangshi“jueqiaoyige”？
tongxuemenjingle，suiranbuzhidaohuofengdui、xiaoneiwangshishenme，danjincongbanzhurendebiaoqingyenengzhidao，maosifashengleshenmelebudedeshi。
lixiangjiugengbuyongshuole，manlianwuyu。
shiwozhangdetaishuai，haishibenshentaiyouxiu？wojiuxiangjingjingdiduanlianxiashenti，zhendeyouzheimenanme？
“woshilixiang，qingwennimenzhaowoyoushenmeshi？”
lixiangbushipashideren，suiranhaibuzhidaoshizenmehuishi。
jiandaozhengzhu，zhuanchengqianlaidegaonianjixueshengmenkaishixingfen。
“lixiang，keganyuwodazhansanbaihuihe？”
“xiaozi，woyaoxiangnitiaozhan，shulenijiugunchuhuofengdui！”
“zheixiaozishiwode，sheiganhewoqiang，wohesheiji？”
......
lixiangmanlianmeng，xianzaidegaonianji，douzheimereqingdeme？
“yo，nimenkezhenchuxi，gaonianjitiaozhanwomenxinshengzheimemeiliandeshiyegan？”
banzhurenkanbuxiaqule，suiranmowugaozhongdexiaofengcuguang，danyebunengburangwohuzaibushi？
gangcaihaizaizhenglundelaoshengmen，liansekaishifahong，zheidiantamenhaizhenbuzhanli。
“huabunengzheimeshuo。xiangxianghuofengduideneiliangwei，sheibushizaigangruxiaojiunenghengsaotongjiedecunzai？zheiweilixiang，xianglaiyeshizheiyangdetianzhijiaozi，womentiaozhanta，yebusuandiaofen。”
haishigangcaineiweixuesheng，zaicihuajieganga。
zhishitameixiangdao，tahuayichukou，suoyoudesanbanxueshengchadianxiaochulai，rendefeichangxinku。
“e......neiwoshuotazhijuexingleyigejueqiaoni？”
banzhurenmeitaiduoguji，zhijiexiaozhehuida。jiandandeyijuhua，quexiangshizhanlechenmodafa，ranggangcai**manmandegaonianjixuezimenshunjianshisheng。
“yi......yigejueqiao？”
gaonianjixueshengmennanyizhixin，zheishishenmeshenzhankai？
huashuo，zaijuexingzhedelishishang，youzhiyouyigejueqiaode？
lixiangdiantou，woshuowoyouqigejueqiao，tamenyebuxinna。
zaishuo，woyebuganshuona！
“告辞！”
gaonianjixueshengshanxiaozhe，shunjianzouleyiban。
kaiwanxiao，zheizhongyigejueqiaodenengjinhuofengdui，woyihoumingzidaozhexie！dagailvzheiyoushixishendeezuoju，zijibeidangchengqiangshile，tuizoudexueshengmenxinlixiangdao。
“诶，别走诶！”
kandaogaonianjixueshengmenzoudiao，lixiangfaneryouxiekexi。tacongxiaojiumingbai，shenmejiaoqihuokeju。
neimeduorenxiangzhaozijibishi，neizijideneizhangyaofang，kebujiuyouzheluolema？
“womenmeizou，nikeyihewomenbia！”
shengxiadegaonianjiyoudianjintuiliangnan，daobushimeikanchuwentisuozai，zhishixinzhongbaozhexiamaozhuangsihaozidehuanxiang，zuiduoyejiubishiyixiaeryi。
buguanchengbucheng，fanzhengyemeisunshibushi？
“nimenzheimeduoren，wojiuyige，zenmebi？chelunzhanwokebulai！”
lixiangdedajikaishishishi。
shengxiadexueshengnikankanwo，wokankanni，zongbunengzijizheixierenxiandayijiaba？
“qishihenjiandan，zangaogepaimaihui，jiagaozhede，geweiyixiaruhe？”
“你说什么？”
gaonianjixueshengyouxiehuaiyizijideerduo，zheixiaozi，yetaibazijidanghuishileba？
“告辞！”
shengxiaderenyeyihongersan，liulixiangyirenzaifengzhonglingluan。
xianzaideren，douzheimexianshideme？
“bupaimai，zhishoumenpiaoruhe？bishiyiciyibai？”
gaonianjixueshengzoudegengkuaile。
“wushi，wushiruhe？”
“sanshi，sanshizenyang？”
“shikuai，bunengzaishaole！”
“......”