甩开舔狗二字后，我的人生就像开了挂
《甩开舔狗二字后，我的人生就像开了挂》 小说介绍
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“shagou，wanshangchulaijuju，nikukuzhuiqiudenvshenzhanghuijintianwanshangyeyaoguolai。”
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suijiyouchuanlaihezhanghuizaicixiangyudejihui。
难道老天也在帮我？
rangwoshiyeheaiqingnenggoudedaoshuangfengshou？
zuijiaobuyoudeweiweiyangqi。
weilezhanshijinxienianlaizijidejinbu，woyehuafeijiangjinyigeyuedegongzi，laidaozhiqiancongbugantajindemingjuqianjizijizhibanyishen。
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xiangfanjuede，gengpobujidaidetiansezaodianandanxialai，nenggouhezijichuixianyijiudenvshenzhanghuijianmian。
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suizhebaoxiangdedakai，wuneisuoyourenmuguangtouleguolai。
“傻狗？”
zuozaizhuoqiandeyimingnanzimanlianxiaorongqishenchaowozoulai，yanshenzhonggengshitoulouzhebukesiyi。
nanzijiaozuowangshuo，shiwodaxueqijianzuiyaohaodeshiyou，yeshiwozuihaodegemen。
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wangshuolaidaowomianqian，pailepaijianbang，ranhoujiwolaileyigedadadexiongbao，rededajiahongtangdaxiao。
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是张慧。
ciketamuguangdandan，womenliangrensimuxiangdui，xinzhongyongchushuobujindehua，kezhunbeizhangzuisushuodeshihou，youjiyanlexiaqu。
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“hailengzheganma，kuaijinlaizuoa，jiudengzhenikaifanle。”
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dangkaojindeneiyike，zhenggerenmuruodaiji，erzhanghuishizhongyemeiyouxiangwokanguolaiyiyan。
“kuaizuoa，hailengzheganshenme，dengzhouyangyidao，womenjiukeyikaifanle。”
wangshuojibukenaidelazhewozhunbeizuoxia。
ranertingdaozhouyangerzi，zhanghuishentibuyoudedalegehanzhan，tongkongsuijibianda，yanshenzhonghuansanchuyigutebiekongjudeyangzi，danhenkuaiyoupingwenleqingxu，huanhuankaikouwendao：“zhou......zhouyangyeyaolai？”
“dui，gumozhezheihuiyijingdaolouxiale。”wangshuoxiaozhedixiatoukanleyanshoubiao。
ganggangzhanghuidebiaoqing，woshikandeqingchu，ranxianranduizhouyangdechuxian，biaoxiandejiweihai。
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“nizuozheigeweizhibuheshiba。”
zhengdangwozhunbeiluozuo，menwaituranchuanlaiyisheng。
shuohuadebushibieren，zhengshizhouyang。
cishidezhouyangshenchuanbaisetixu，xiamianchuanzhedakucha，jiaoshangshiyishuangrenzituo，gengrangrenbujiedeshi，shoulimianhaiqianzheyitiaoalasijiaquan。
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“nizhunbeiquna？laotongxuejianmianbuyinggaixuxujiume？”
suizhezhouyangzoujinlai，yigujiuweiyesuizhipiaoguolai。
zaikanzhanghui，zhanzaiyuandidongyebugandong。
zhouyangzuozaizhanghuishenbian，wanshibugongdeshuodao：“zuoxia。”
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“meishilemeishile，zhouyangzheijiahuoheduole，dajiabubizaiyi。”
wangshuojimangqishenhuanjieganga，xianchangchuletayiwai，meiyouyigerendeshilinenggouhezhouyangxiangbi。
talazhewodegebo，shiyirangwozuoxia。
zheishihou，gangzuoxiadezhouyangshenshouzulan，kaikoushuodao：“ai，shuoge，zheiweizhitalihaobunengzuo。”
xianchangmingyanrenbunankanchuzhouyangshiguyide。
erwangshuoyazhexinzhongbumanzhiyi，yijiuweixiaodao：“weishenme？”
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shuobashouzhilezhishengxiadelinggeweizhi，ermuguangyoutiaoxindekanzhewo。
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xianchangzhishengxialianggekongwei，wangshuozuoyige，alasijiazhanyige，erwoquebeiliangzaipangbian。
wangshuozhijienule，yebuzaigujimianzi，zhiwendao：“zhouyang，nideyisishigoudounengshangzhuo，ertabuneng，shime？”