我把虐文改成了沙雕风
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第1章
“di——《badaodijunnvewo999ci》juqingqidong，disanshibazhang《weiaifengxianxintouxue》，kaishi！”
“suzhu！woshinidenixixitong！nikuaixingxing，qilaizuorenwu！zhanandaizhexiaoshulaiwannixintouxuela！”
neidaojixiedeshengyinyuehanyuejicu，jiuhaoxiangshiyizhidalaba，haidaizidongxunhuanyinxiao。
wotouhunnaozhang，yanpizihaosiqianjinzhong。
我明明已经死了。
zaizijiaxizangdetuzhong，beiyitoumaoniujizhuangdesidebunengzaisile。
weishenmehainengtingjianshengyin？
womianqiangzhengkaiyanjing，yigulingrenjidubushidejiyichaotaxilai......
woshiyigexiuxianzhe，heyanxianghuantongshuyigemenpai，benshiliangxiaowucai、zhifuweihundexiaoqinglv。
zaiwoheyanxianghuanwaichuliliandeshihou，yudaoleyaoshou，wojiuleyanxianghuan，quebeiyigefanrennvxiaoshuqianglegonglao......
xiaoshuhuangchengshoushangleshengbing，yanxianghuanjiuhaobuyouyudiwanleyuanzhudexintouxue，weijixiaoshu！
xiaoshuwuxianyuanzhuzangbao，yanxianghuanjiuqinshoukanleyuanzhudegebo！
xiaoshuhuaibushanghaizi，yanxianghuanjiurangyuanzhuhuaiyuntishengwa！
xiaoshuyouhuaiyunle，yanxianghuanyourangyuanzhuduotai！
xiaoshuxinqingbuhaoreleyanxianghuan，yanxianghuanjiuduiyuanzhugezhongqiujinzhemo！
yuanzhuzuoweiyigexiannv，quebeixiaoshuyigefanrenzhemodesiside！
daohoulaixiangendoubeiwajilexiaoshu，bentishixiancaodetagengshibentijinduan——tadesizhibeiyanxianghuandunchengtangweijilexiaoshu！
ranhouyuanzhusidetoutoude，hunpodousanle，xiaoshuchengxianle！
yuanzhusile，yihunzhuanshichengfanren，yanxianghuanqueyishidao，yuanlaizijiaideshiyuanzhu。danshitahaishihexiaoshujiehunle，gengwuyudeshi，tahexiaoshuzaixiuxianjiedahunhou，jingranyoulaifanjianheyuanzhuanchuochuoaimei！
然后，芭比Q了！
zheiyishi，yuanzhubeipochengweixiaosan，beixiaoshuzaiciyounvechenglezhazha！
cichushenglvejibaiwanziburenzhishidenveyuanzhubeicanzaoyu......
我真是醉了！
kepadeshi，yuanzhuzuoweiyibenshuzhongderenwu，shimeibanfazijixuanzezijidejiejude。
suoyitazuihoulengshibeizuozhemiaoxiechenglebiwangbaochuangengwangbaochuanderenwu——yuanzhujuranhezhananjiechuwuhui，xingfudishenghuozaileyiqi......
woganjuedairugantaiqiangle，yinweiyuanzhuyejiaoyuwan！
wohenshengqi，nuhou：“fengle！fengle！woyaonongsiyanxianghuanhexiaoshu！”
“ding......gongxisuzhu，nixirenwujieshouchenggong！suzhujiayou！xiaoqihuiyizhipeizainishenbian！”
我：？
male，wohaoxiangzhongshengle！ranhoubeiyigexitongtaoluchenglegongjuren？
“wobuzuorenwuyouzenyang？”wofanlegebaiyan。
“suzhu，nibuzuorenwudangrankeyia，xiaoqishifeichangwenroude，neisuzhunijiutiyanyibazheibenshuzhongwoderenshengjiuxing，neixiaoqixiaxian......”
“bie，wozuo！”wodangjizuzhilexitongbailandejihui：“woyaozuorenwu，wocaibuyaobeinve！”
“haodi，suzhu！xianzaijuqingjinxingdao，niyaobeiwanxintouxuele。suzhujiayou！”
“wanxintouxue？shengchixueyejianzhijiushizixundebing！zheizuozheshizhigaochulaideba？”woeranditanletanshou，luqixiuzisixializhangwang。
guseguxiangdewuzilitou，youmeiyouchenshoudewuqia？
“rangwozhaozhaozheiliyoumeiyouchutou，woyichutouchusizhanan！”wodudunangnang。
zhanansile，caishizhenzhengdexingfukuailedajieju！
xitonglengleyixia，zheiweisuzhu，taibaqile，taibaolile！
“bie！suzhu，nanzhubunengsi！fouzeshijieyaotantale！duile，xiaoqiwangleshuole，niyoujinshouzhiyo！xiaoqiyijingshouquansuzhumeitiankeyixiugaijuqinglidesangezi！suizhezuorenwuzhangjifen，jinshouzhiyehuishengjie！”
wozhabazhabayanjing，xiugaijuqing？
这个好玩！
但是......
wohaimeilaidejisisuo，waimianbianchuanlaileyizhenchuoqi。
“meiyoujiejiedexintouxue，wohuihuobuxiaqude，huangege，wosuijiuguoni，danwobugaichuxian，rangwoqusiba......”
yidaonanshengxintengdihongdao：“shuer！wobunengmeiyouni！wozheijiuquwantadexintouxue！”
我美眸微微眯起。
心头血！想得美！
“xiaoqi。woyaoxiugaijuqing！ba‘xintouxue’xiugaiwei‘xiedini’！”wobochunqingmin，yanzhongmanshiduizheiduizhananzhanvdeqingmieheyane！
xitonglengleyimiao，danhenkuaijiupingjingle。
zuoweiyigexitong，tagaixuehuishiyingsuzhudeqipafenggeni！
xiaoqiyizhencaozuohou，fankuilaijieguo：“suzhu，xiugaichenggong！”
woweiweiyixiao，zuodengkanxi。
yanxianghuantuimenerru，kandaowo，talenglianhedao：“wo！nitaibudongshile！shuershentibenjiurouruo，haiyifanrenzhiqujiuwoxingming，nandaonibugaiyousuobiaoshima？”
wodoulandetaiyankan，zhijiedui：“o！shima？yanxianghuan，nidejiumingzhienyuanlaixuyaowozheigewairenlaibaoa！”
“ni——”yanxianghuanmeixiangdaowojuranzheimeshuo，tazhoumei：“nizenmesuanwairen，niwoqingmeizhuma，benjiuyouhunyuezaishen，nibangwozhaogushuer，nandaobushinidebenfenma？”
wofanlegebaiyan：“bangnizhaogunvren？pingsha？pingnimeixinmeifeimeilianmeipitizhongqing？”
yanxianghuandemeimaozhoudegenglihaile，nengjiasicangyingneizhong，tanule，zhijieduizhewoshifangchuweiya：“wo，nibuyaotaiguofenle！”
我知道，她打不过！
woxinzhongmoniansanbian：nisha，wobuqi。
ranhou，wotanlekouqi，dao：“jirannidouzheimeshuole，neiwojiujininixiangyaodedongxile。nishuo，nixiangyaoshenme？”
“heng！suannishixiang！jintian，zheixiedini，nijiyedeji，buji，yedeji！”
庭院中寂静了一刹。
“hahahaha！”wobiexiaobiededuzitong，haishibaofachuyizhenjingtiandongdidedaxiao。
yanxianghuanzhoulezhoumeitou，haoxiangyounalibudui？
“huangege，bushi......”xiaoshuzhenjingdizhangdalezuiba。
shenmeguixiedini，tameitingcuoba？
woyaodebushixintouxuema？zenmebianchengnile？
“hao，neiwojini！”wodaduanlexiaoshudehua，malidizaiyitanlannizhuangdedongxishangduoleduojiao，ranhoudadalieliedibajiaoshenleguoqu。
“给你！”
“zaojiuzheiyangbujiuhaole？feirangwoshengqi。wo，nizheiyangjiuhenhao。”yanxianghuandenanrenzunyandedaolerenke，yangyangdeyidinashouzhijiezaiwoxiediyiduncaozuo，ranhouwaleyiduinianhuhudedongxi。
wangyouzonghengqingchangdianping：wobanvewengaichengleshadiaofengzheibenshu，pingdanzhongxianshichubufandewenxuegongdi，keweishizizizhuji，jujujingdian，dadaolewodengkewangerbukejidegaodu，jiuyishudejiaodueryan，zheipianwenzhanghaiyoudaitigao，dantadeyiyiqueyuanyuandayuchenggongbenshen。
wangyoufuzhewangshizoudianping：kanlezheimeduoshuyilai，juedezheige《wobanvewengaichengleshadiaofeng》shizuibangde，zaiwokanlaizheishibaofufafaxiedezhenshitebieyouxiudeyibenshu，baofufafadecihuiliangzhanshidelinlijinzhi，zheibenshuzhendehenhaokan，taixihuanle，baofufafadadajiayouxiwangnuliduogengxinjiji