《撕出绿茶大嫂的惊天大瓜》 小说介绍
yanzifeiguoneipianhaiweiwomendailaileyibukourenxinxiandeyanqingxiaoshuo《sichulvchadasaodejingtiandagua》,zhujiaoqianyuebaichudegushilingrennanyiwanghuai。zaizheigechongmanxuanyihemaoxiandeshijiezhong,tamenjinglilezhongzhongkaoyan,zhanxianlejianrenhezhihui。wozaojiubunaifanle,zhijieshengyinhenlengmodeshuojubufangbian。baichuzhijiepuzaiwogehuailiyingying:“duibuqi,wozhishikantaihao……。
《撕出绿茶大嫂的惊天大瓜》 第2章 免费试读
4
woetoupamanheixian,suihouwodanmodishuo:
“wopengyoushengri,chuqujuyixia。”
zheishihouzaiketingkandianshidemamaguolaibangwojiewei:
“chuchua,qianyuepingshihuigentongxuejuyiju,tadenghuijiuhuihuilaide。”
yiqianbaichumeilaizhiqianwojiushizheimechuquwande。
wodebamayezhidaowoshenbianrenkaopu,tamenmeiyijian,danshibaichubutongyi。
tazhouzhemeitou,dao:“qianyue,dawanshanghannichuquwandedoushishenmehupenggouyoua,nihaichuandezheimeshao,lingjukandaolejiuzainishenhoujiaoshegenle。”
ranhoubaichuduizhewomayouqingshengqingyudeshuo:“aiya,ayi,buhaoyisi,wogangcaibaqianyueshuozhongle,nibuhuijieyiba,danshizaiwomennongcun,nvhaiziwanshangdoushiyaozaozaodehuijia,chuandeneimeshaole,lingjudoushihuishuoxianhuade。”
womagangadekanzhewohebaichu,womasixiangbijiaoqianwei,pingshimeiyouzenmexianzhiwodedeshejiao。
baichuxianzaizheimeshuobujiushiguaiwomapingshimeiyouguanhaowoma。
zuihouwomazaiwoshenshangyouyuhenjiuzhihou,duizhewoshuoleju:“qianyueya,nichuchujieshuodeyoudaoli,zheidawanshangde,nihaishixianquhuanyishenyifuzaichuquba。”
wozhixiangkuaidianchumen,landegentabaiche,yanjingdengleyiyanbaichuhou,jiujinfangjianlimianhuanleyishenxiuxiandeyifu。
chulaishihouwokandaowonanpengyouyunxiaozhengzuozaishafashanggenzhebaichuliaotian。
wokaixindeshangquwanzhuyunxiaodeshoubei:“qinaide,gangcainibushishuohaiyouyiduanjulima,zheimekuaijiudaola。”
“lushangbuduche,wojicheyixiazijiudaole。”yunxiaochongnidemomowodetou。
wokanzhezuozaiwoyanqianbaichuyanshenguaiyidekanzhewo,wofanjitayigebaiyanhou,lazheyunxiaojiulikaile。
yunxiaoshiworendingdeweilailaogong,zaojiudaitajianlebama,suoyitashangmenlaihaojici。
pingshichuqujuhuiwolianggedoushixingyingbuli。
wogangchuqushihou,woshoujitiaochuxinxi,shibaichusixinjiwo。
【qianyue,ninanpengyoukaimotuochedea,zheiniantoukaimotuochedenanshengdoushiyouqiongyoulan,wokannizheigenanpengyoubuxing,fenleba,jiejieshenbianyoujigeshangjindenanren,wojieshaojiniba。】
wobashoujinajiyunxiaokanlezheitiaoxinxizhihou,womenlianggeduizheyanqianjiazhi20wandejinkoujichexianruleshensi。
5
ranhouzhenggejuhuishang,woyiwanshangjiushigenyunxiaotucaowogeweishenmeyaozhaozheimegelvchadenvpengyou。
eryunxiaoyeshiwujingdacaidefuyanwo,woyiweishitashangbantaileile。
womenwandehenwan,pengyoujiuzailoushangdejiudiankailefangjian,hezuidewomenyipengdaochuangjiudaotoujiushuizhele。
woshuizhiqianhaibuwanggenmamabaopingan,shuowozaijiudianxiuxi。
woheyunxiaoshuizaiyigefangjian,lianggerenyijingzuidelanni,meiyougujitaiduo。
diertianyizao,qiaomenshengjiangwomenchaoxing,wonaqiyigezhentoujiushiwangyunxiaofangxiangzaqu:
“qukaimen,kankanshinagedandabaotiandedazaoshangqiaomen。”
yunxiaoxixisusudeqichuang,meiguojimiao。
baichushengyinxiangqi,haicanzazheyunxiaodecanjiaosheng,wolianmangyigejilingtiaoqilai。
kandaobaichunazheyigenmugunwangyunxiaoshenshangda,zuilihaidaizhexiebuhaotingdehua:
“kanzhezhangdebaibaijingjingdenanren,zenmebeidilizheimedehuai,dawanshangdaizhewomenjiaqianyuechuquwanjiusuanle,xianzaijurangentazaiwaimianguoye。
kanwobujiaoxunjiaoxunni,womenneilidenanrenbinimenzheixiehuaxindenanrenhaoyibaibei。”
jiudianpangbianhaiyouwodepengyoumentingdaoshengyindouchulaikan。
jiukandaoleyunxiaobeibaichupofudemoyangjihedaole,buzhidaodehaiyiweiyuanpeilaizhuajian。
wolianmangshangqubabaichushoushangdemugunjiqiangxialai,ranhoutuiletayiba,fennudemadao:“baichuniyoubinga,dazaoshangdelaidawonanpengyou。”
baichubeiwotuiyibahou,lianmangzouguolaizhuazhuwodeshou,shuo:“qianyue,nizuotiandawanshangdebuhuijia,wodanxinnia,xianzaidenanshengdoushibuhuaihaoyide,nimenjuranhaishuizaitongyigefangjian。zheiyaoshichuanchuquzenmebana。”
ranhoubaichuehenhendedengzheyunxiao,yunxiaojianleguisidekanzhebaichu,kenenghuozheimedayemeijianguozheizhongqipa,woliangdoushiyitouwushui。
ranhouwodepengyoumendouchulaibangwojiewei。
“aiya,zheiweimeinv,renjiashinannvpengyou,niguandeyetaiduoleba。”
“shia,shia,zuotianwomenhetaiduole,parangqianyuehezuiyingxiangdaojialirenjiumeirangtahuiqu,suoyizuotianwomencaizaizheilikaifangshuide,zhishishuigejuexingxingjiu,nixiangduoleleba。”
baichuzhijieduihuiqu:“nimendoubushihaoren,dawanshangdehanyigenvhaizichulaiwan,nimenzheishidaihuaiwomenjiaqianyue,zaiwomenneili,meiyouzheiyangdepengyou,wanshangnvhaizidoushibuchumende。”
baichugounahaoziduoguanxianshi,rangwozaipengyoumianqiandoushilemianzi,woshengqidejiuyibazhangdazailebaichulianshang。
“niyiweinibaichuyoushishenmehaoniao,nishuowozaiwaimianguoye,nixianzaizhuzaiwojiayousuanshenme,meimingmeifen,haiyaoguanzheiguannei,niyiweinishisheia?”
wobabaichumaku,kanzhetaweihongdeyankuang,xinlihenshishuangkuai。
huijiahouwojixubujue,guoranlaohubufaweidangwoshibingmao,wofabiaohoutaguoranlaoshilehenduo。wojuedinggengjinyibu,jiangtabailianhuadeyimianwanquanbichulai。
6
jiexialaidejitian,womeicixiabanhuilai,zhiyaoshibaichuzhudecai,wodouhuitiaowenti,bushiyanduole。jiushishuochaodebuhaochi,wogehebamajiwoshiyansewodoudangzuokanbudao。
wanshangwodoubuzhuijule,jiutiaobaichutuodishihou,zaishafashangkanzongyikeguazi。
guazipimandifei,baichukanzheganggangtuoganjingdedimianshangmanshiwokedeguazipi。
tatingxialaishuo:“qianyue,ninengbunengbaguazipirengjinlajitonglia。”
wozuibalikezheguazi,guazipimantianfei,zuilishuozhehenhua:
“zheishiwojia,woxiangzenmerengjiuzenmereng,niyaoshijuedewozuodeguofen,nikeyilikaiwojia。”
baichuzhanzaiwoshenbian,shuo:“qianyue,shibushihaizaiguaiwoqujiudianbanilahuilai?
danshinitingjiejiedeyijuhua,neigeyunxiaozhendebushishenmehaoren。”
wogenbentingbudebierenshuowoweilailaogongdehuaihua,yinweiyunxiao,shiwozhuideta,wozhenggerenlijijiuzhaqilai,henbudeqiaduanbaichudebozi。
“nijiazhuzaidahaima?wogehaibugouniguanma?guanwoneimeduoganshenme,haiyouwonanpengyoushishenmeyangzideren,wobiniqingchu。nihaimeiyouzigezaizheiligenwotaolunwonanpengyoudeshiqing。”
liangrendezhanhuojijiangdianran,womaqiahaohuilaile,tajiandaowoshizaimabaichu,yanshenchadianbawojibingfeng。
7
zhoumowoxiuxishihou,wohanyunxiaolaiwojiapeiwo。
yunxiaozuodeyishouhaocai,woshishizhibuzhanyangchunshuidenvhaizi。
wanshangbaichuheyunxiaozaichufangchulijinwandecai。
woqiehaoshuiguohou,nazhepanzijinchufangdasuantouweijiyunxiao。
wonazhepanzikaojinchufangshihoujiutingdaoyunxiaohebaichutanhuahou,wozhenggexueyazhijiewangshangsheng。
yunxiaoshengyinhendideduizhebaichushuo:
“nidaodizenmecailikaimaidong,nigentazaiyiqixiangganshenme?”
baichu:“mingmingshinixianchugui,zenmewozaiwaimianzhaolingwaidenanrengenniyoushenmeguanxi。”
yunxiaoyaoyaqiechideshuo:“zheibushimeiqianlema,zhaoqianyuejiayouqian,wobucongtashenshangzhachuyixieqian,nashenmelaiyangni。”
baichushengyinjiaomei:“keshiniqianjitiangentashuizaiyigefangjian,wozhidaozheigeshiqing,nirenweiwonengrenshoume?”
linyunxiaobaozhebaichuanweidao:
“nifangxin,neitianwomenshenmeyemeiyougan,wogenbenmeiyoupengguozhaoqianyue,wodeshenxindoushinide。”
baichuhuida:“woyemeiyourangmaidongpengwo,neigerenjiushigeshudaizi,woshuoxiangbadiyiciliuzaixinhunzhiye,tabuhuiyoujihuide,nifangxinba。”
yunxiaoshengyinjiqieqilai:“neinixiangbanfaganjinlikailemaidong,neigezhaoqianyueshoushangyouyizhang30wantabamaliujitadejiazhuangqian,dengwohongpiantanadaoshouhouwomenlianggeyuanzougaofei。”
baichudeshengyinxiangqi:“nineigetaimanle,woxianzaiyijingzhuazhuletamenfumudexin,zhiyaowoshuadianxiaoshouduan,jiunengrangtamenbaqianyuedejiazhuangqianjinachulai。”
tingzhelianggerendetanhua,wohenbudeshangqujiushijimeirenyidao,danshiwoxianzaibixulengjingxialai。
woyidingyaorangtamenfuchudaijia,wotoutoudeguanhaoshoushangdeluyinhou。
hanleyishengyunxiao,liangrenhenkuaijiufenkai。
wozoushangquhenhendekanleyiyanbaichu,wosuanshimingbaiweishenmetajinwojiamen,kanwodediyiyanjiuyoudiyi。
原来原因在这里呢。
wodangchuzhuiyunxiaoshihou,jiushikanzhongletaneixiaonaigouyanzhi,woshiyangou。
wobunengjieshoubierenpianwo。
wonazheshouliqiehaodexigua,shengyinjiaomeishuo:“qinaide,zheishiwoqinshouqiedeshuiguoe,nizaizheilichaocaixinkule,chufangmenre,woweinichiba。”
ranhoujiunaqiyixiaokuaixiguaweidaoyunxiaozuibaqianmian,danshiyunxiaoshensebuziranderangwoxianfangyibian。
baichuliansecangbaidebeiduizhewomenxicai。
haishibushidefachuyixieshengxiang,haiyouyiwuyidiwangyunxiaoshenshangcou。
worenzheexin,guyigenyunxiaoniannianhuhuexinbaichu,bingbazheizhongzhuangtaidaidaolecanzhuoshang。
womakanbuxiaqule:“qianyue,haohaochigefanbuhaoma,rendouyaoguazaiyunxiaoshenshangle。”
woduzhezui:“pingshibaichuguazaiwogeshenshang,nihaixiaoxixide,zenmewojiubunengguazaiwonanpengyoushenshangle?”
womabeiwoshuozhule,zhinengmaitouchifan。wobabazhaohudajiachifan,wogejibaichuboxia。
zheicanfanchidedajiagehuaiguitai
8
womaxianzaiduibaichuhenshimanyi,wogeyoushigeshudaizi,wozhidaoyinmou,tongshitonghenyiqieqipian。
wobunengsuisuibianbianjiuzheimeqingyifangguozheiduizhuanmenpianrendegounannv。
wobawodehaoxiongdijihanchulai,yuezailekafeitingjianmian。
daolekafeidian,jiandaosuhanyishenxiuxianzhuangyijingzuozaijiaoluolidengwo,tatoufayikanjiushiganggangqunongdexinfaxing。
tayijiandaowodaolai,lianmangqilaiyeyuwo:
“aiyo,wohaiyiweiwomenbanhuazaiyebuhuiliwozheizhongwumingxiaozubangmangni。”
wojilesuhanyigebaiyan,suhangaozhongshihoushiwodetongzhuo,tajiazaiashiyouyijiagongsi,jialiyouqianyoushili。
dangchutazhuiguowo,womianqiangdejiutongyigentazaiyiqi,danshihoumianyinweixinggebuhejiufenkaile,xianzaichuchenglexiongdi。
buguowoxianzaixiangyaozuodeshiqing,yezhinengzhaotabangmangcainengwancheng。
buranwoyebuhuihantachulai,yinweiwoliangzheizhongqingkuangzhendeshiguaigangade。
wobawojiadeshiqinggensuhanshuoleyibian,tatingdejinjinyouweide。
danshouchengzhelianpang,zuijiaoweiweigouqi:“yaoshiwobangniwanchengzheijianshiqingdehua,nihaiyuanyigenwozaiyiqibu?”
“zoukai,womenshixiongdi,xiongdizenmekenengchengweiqinglv。”
wonaqibaobaojiuyaozhanqilai,zhidaosuhankendinghuibangwode。
suhanwoshibugangaopanren,tashenshangtaiguoyaoyan,wozhishipingchangdeyangou。
gensuhangaobiezhihou,wohuidaojiajiutingdedaolebaichuzaigenwobamaxinao。
9
“ayi,wozhendebunengzaigenmaidongzaiyiqile,womaxianzaishengbingzhuyuan,wohaipajinimendailaimafan。”
baichukuqishengzaiketingxiangqi,womalianmangzaipangbianqingpai:“chuchu,nizheishishuodeshenmehua,wohenmanyini,buhuiyinweinijiarenshengbingle,womenjiuxianqinide。”
wobazaipangbianyeanwei:“duiaduia,nimamaxianzaishentizenmeyangle?”
wogezaipangbiananwei:“chuchu,nishuoba,ayixianzaixuyaoduoshaoyiyaofei,yaoshibugou,womenbangni。”
wotingdaowogeshuodaozheijuhua,woerduojiulimashuqilai。
“womaaizheng,xuyaozuoshoushu,haiyouyihoudehouxuzhiliao,zuishaoyede50wan。”
wobamahegegedouchenmoleyixiaohuizhihou,wogexianchusheng:“ma,nibushibangqianyuezanle30wandejiazhuangma?nixianjiejiwo,dengwogongzuozhuandaoqianzhihou,jiuhaijini。”
womayouyu:“maidong,zheishinimeimeidejiazhuangqian,zheibunengdong。”
wogejidongle:“nandaobirenmingzhongyaoma?nimencongxiaojiujiaoyuwo,shentijiankangshouyao,woyoubushishuobuhaiqianyuezheigeqian。”
touguoxiejudefengxi,wonengkanqinglimiandejushi,dangranmeicuoguobaichushuangshouwuzhedelianshangluchudexiaorong。
wofachuyixieshengxiang,limianderenkandaowofachushengyinzhihou,doubuyueertongdebushuohua。
wowendouzailiaoshenme,womalianmangshuomeiliaoshenmeshi。
suoyizheicailiqianjiejibaichudeshiqingjiuzheimebeiwojiaohele,bujingyijianwokandaolebaichuyilianyinmaidekanzhewo。
womeiyoujiechuan,zhijiehuifangjianshuijue。
suhandedongzuojiushikuai,henkuaijiunongdaolebaichuheyunxiaoyiqijinrujiudiandejilu。
meizhousanwanshangdouhuiyiqizaiyijiajiaomolihuadejiudiankaifangshuijue。
jintianganghaojiushizhousan,baichumeidaozheitiandouhuishuoshigongsijiaban。
qibadiancaihuijia,danshiwodadianhuawenguo。
baichuzhousanshixiuxide,yejiushishuotayizhouliangtianxiuxi,shuochengyizhouxiuxiyitian。
suhananpaiderendeqinyanjiandaotamenyijingzhujinjiudianle。
10
womashangchongjinwogedeshufang:
“gege,bangwogemang,shiwanhuoji。”
wojinlaizhijianboyangcong,xianzaiwoyanjingshiyoulayoutong。
lianshangzaoyijingleiliumanmian,suiranpingshiwogenwogeguanxibuduifu,danshikandaowokushihou。
tajiujinzhangdewenwozenmele。
“yunxiaoneigewangbadantajuranchuguile,xianzaizhengzaigenlingwaiyigenvdezaijiudianshangchuangni,wobuxianghuole。”
wokudesixinliefei,bawobamadouyinguolaile。
douzhidaoyunxiaochuguishiqing,wobamayeshiyilianshengqideanweiwo。
wogenazheganmianzhang:“qianyue,nishuotamenxianzaizaineigejiudian,gegexianzaijiuguoqubangnitaohuigongdao。”
ranhouwomenyijiarenjiufengfenghuohuodegandaolemolihuajiudian。
neilideqiantaiyijingbeisuhanjitiqiandafale,womenbaoshangmingzihoujiudaiwomenlaidaoleyunxiaotamenkaifangdefangjian。
rangrenwuyudeshi,zheijiajiudiangeyinshizhendecha。
womenzaiwaimianjiutingdaolelimiandeshuohuashengyin。
yunxiaodeshengyinhenqingchudichuanchulai:
“baobei,dengwomennadaonei30wankuaiqian,womenjiulikaihaobuhao。”
“ng。hao,haode,woxianzaizaitamenjiaxiangshigebaomuyiyang,woyijingshougoule,xianzaineigeshudaiziyijingsongkou,natameimeidejiazhuangxianjiwo。”
wogegehebamalianshangyizhenqingse,yinweiwomendounengtingqingchulimiandelianggeshengyinshishei。
wogemuciyulie,yijiaotikailejiudiandefangmen。
wokanzheposuidemen,limianshipaomocailiao,guaibudegeyinneimebuhao。
kanlaiduijiudiandepeichangkeyibuyongneimeduole,neixingaogaoxingxingdegenzaihoumian,danshilianshanghaishibiaoxianchuyifufennudebiaoqing。
dengwojinqu,wogeyijingbatangzaichuangshangdeliangrendoudaleyibian。
biekanwogeshigeshudaizi,danshipingshitayoujianshenxiguan,suoyixianzaiyunxiaoshenshangkendingshoulebushaoneishang。
“nimenzheiduigounannv,jiranbawomenjiadoujipianle。”
womabuxiangxintayanqiankandaodejingxiang,baichuyongbeiziguozhuziji**deshenti,eryunxiaonazheyujinweizaizijiyaoshangmian。
“chuchu,shiwomenjiaduinibuhaoma?niweishenmeyaozheiyangziduidaiwomenjia,haiyouyunxiao,nizheishishenmeyisi?”
womashengyinzhandoudewenzheyanqiandelianggeren。
baichuhaixiangjieshizheishigewuhui,danshiwobashoujilimianliangrendeluyinduihuajifangchulai。
wobamahegegeyuanbenbuganxiangxindelianshangluchulefennudebiaoqing。
ranhouwojiekaishoushangdewanbiao,rengdaolebaichushenshang,lengshengshuo:
“nibushixihuanzheikuaiwanbiaoma?xianzaijinile,haixiangtanwodecailiqian,zuomengquba。”
yunxiaoyuqijiaojideshuo:“qianyuenizheishishenmeyisi,zheishiyaoguaijiuguaiwo,buguanbaichushenmeshiqing。”
wolengxiao:“hehe,niyoumudedejiejinwo,nidengzhe,wohuirangnimenhaokande。”
11
zhihouwojiubayunxiaojiaotaliangzhichuandeliaotianjiluheshipindoufadaolewangshang,tagongsilingdaohaipayingxianggongsixingxiang。
jiubayunxiaojicituile,erbaichushizaiyijiagongsilimianzuoqiantai。
woyetongyangbashipinheluyinfadaoletadegongsi,shenzhihaiyoutalaojia。
wohaizhuanmenguleyigeren,zhuanmenqubaichulaojialidasidexuanyang。
baichuneiliderenzuizhuzhongdejiushimianzi
zhidaobaichujiejinwogedemude,woyehuaiyitajiazhongnanqingnvshibiande,danshimeixiangdaozheishizhende。
jiranshizheiyang,neijiubuyaoguaiwobukeqile。
zaisuhandebangzhuxia,henkuaijiuchadaolebaichujiadeweizhi。
bujiuzhihou,suhanjiufaguolaiyigeshipin。
limianshibaichudefuqinhetadidizaidajieshangoudabaichudehuamian。
wogengegeyouhuifuledanshen,danshizheihuiwomazaiyebucuiwohewogelianaile。
bijingbaichuheyunxiaoshangcijiliangerlaoxinliliuxiadeyinyinghaishihendade。
wozhiqiangenpengyoukaileyijiadangaodian,xianzaiyijingkailehenduojiafendian。
womeitianzaijiashuijueyeyoushouru,jilewobamajiwanrangtamenchuqulvyou。
yunxiaoshijianguoquyinian,woyizhimangyugongzuo,haimeiyouhaohaodeqingsuhanchiyidunfan。
wobachidaoleyiniandefanzhaojihuijiqingle。
womenxuanzezaiyijiagaodangdecantinglimianchi。
wojuedebuzenmehaochi,zaozaodejiujieshule。
wozaimenkoudengsuhan,suibianjinyiloudefuzhuangdianguangxia,dasuanmaijianyifujisuhan。
buguomeixiangdaohuizaizheilipengdaobaichu。
12
tazhengzaigenzheyigetoufaxishudezhongnianyouninanguangjie。
wokanzheneimingzhongniannanzitoushangneijigentoufacongzuobiandadaoyoubiandoudidangbuzhufaguangdetouding。
baichuyigaizhangqunshunvdaban,ershishenvxingganxiaoduanqun,lianshanghaihualenongzhuang。
wokandaobaichushihou,tatongyangyekandaowole。
womeiyoucuoguotalianshangneiyimoyinandeedu。
suihoutadaizheneigezhongniannanrenguolai,yuqihaishiyiyanglvcha:
“qianyuea,nizaizheilinengmaideqidongxima?”
wolengxiao:“guannishenmeshiqing?”
baichu:“wohaibuzhidaonimenjiadejingjitiaojianma?zheilikeshishilizuiguidefuzhuangdian,niyigexiaoxiaodedangaodianyigeyueyingyeecaiweibigoumaizheilideyijianyifuba。”
zhongniannanrenyishuanglvyanzaiwoshenshangbuduandedaliang,worenzhexiangshangqudatadechongdong。
duibaichufanji:“meixiangdaozhapiannvhainengpanshangyigegenwobanianjiyiyangdelaonanren。nideyanguangzhendeshiyuelaiyuebuxingle。”
ranhouwoxiangshixiangdaoshenme,danshouwuzhuzuiba:
“buhuibabuhuiba,nimenyoudasuanjiujizhongshi,piantanlianaigouyinnanrenshanggou,ranhoupianqianba。”
wokanzheneigeyanshenbuhaodezhongniannanzishuo:
“hei,tingwoyijuquan,zheigenvrenshipianqiande,takeshiyouhenduonanrendee。”
wobulihuishenhoudebaichuheyanshenweisuodezhongniannanren,zhuanshenlikai。
kewozenmeyemeixiangdaowohuiyinweizheicipengmian,jiworenshengliuxiazuiheiandeyinying。
chulaishihoukandaosuhanganghaocongweishengjianzouchu,taxiaozhewenwo:
“zenmela,yilianbugaoxing。”
“meishenme,jiushijiandaolezangdongxi。”
suhanxiangyaowanglimiankan,danshibeiwojilazoule,yilushangsuhanbawosonghuijia。
chelimiandefenweiganga,meiyourenshuohua,suhanbachekaidaolouxia,wojiekaianquandai,shuoleshengxiexie。
suhanbawozhuazhu:“qianyue,nijiubuzaikaolvkaolvwomendezaiyiqima?”
wohoutuiliangbu,zuilishuo:“aiya,buyaoliulianjie,wobuxihuanjiedilian。”
suhannitaihaole,wozhishigepingchangnvhai,genbenpeibushangni。
shide,biekanwozheigerenbiaomianshangaiwan,danshiwoxinlihaishiyouyixiexiaozibei。
我一个人上了楼。
wozailoushangkanzhesuhandechetingzailouxiayidongbudong,dagaiguoleyizhiyandeshijian,tacaifadongche,manmandikaizoule。
14
zhihoujitian,suhanshibushidefaxiaoxijiwo。
dabufenwodoushibuzenmelihui。
qudangaodianhuilaihou,woxiangzhequmaidianshuiguohuijiachi。
danshizaichulecaishichangshihou,wobeishenhouderendalehoujing,yanqianyihei。
dangwozaicixingguolaishihou,woquanshenbeibangzhu,zhouweishiyigefeiqidecangku。
wozhengzhaleliangxia,kandaobaichugenyunxiaoliangrenzouguolai。
baichubaxiawokouzhongdeshabu,woshuo:“nimenxiangganshenme?”
baichu:“xiangganshenme,kendingshibandashia,qianyueaqianyue,sheijiaoneitianzaishangchangdeshihounizijicoushanglai。”
yunxiaoyilianlengmodekanzhewo,neizhangrangwoxihuandelianxianzaibiandeexintaoyan。
tamenbugenwoshuodaodiyaoganshenme,zhijiedalegedianhua,wobeiguanxiabumingyeti,suihouwoquanshenwulidetanhuanzaidi。
zhinengzhengzheyanjingkandaomenkaile,jinlaiyigenanren,juranshishangcigenzaibaichushenbiandezhongniannanzi。
buzhidaotamenzaijiaotanshenme,zhijiannanzijileyunxiaoyigedaxiangzi。
ranhoubaichuheyunxiaojiuchuqule,zhongniannanziyilianweisuodecouguolai。
“heihei,xiaoguniang,wokanshangnihaojiule,worenlehaojitian,zhidaoxianzaicaideshou,jintianjiurangwohaohaodechongainiba。”
woxiangpinmingdezhengzha,danshishenshangwanquanmeiyouyisiliqi,lianzhuandongyixiabozidounan。
wozhinengyanzhengzhengdikanzhexingchoudedeyouninanzikaojinguolai。
taluchumanshijieshideyachi。
xianzhushoupanshangwodeyao,buduandiwangshang。
woshengyindoufabuchulai,zaizheigewurenzhixiaodedifang,wojuewangdibishangyan。
renyouzhezhongniannanzizaiwoshenshangchumo,yinxiangzhongdetengtongmeiyoudaolai。
“dong”diyisheng,shenbianchuanlaizhongwudaodideshengyin。
“qianyue,nimeishiba。”
suhanyilianjiaolvdebaozhewo,caganwolianshangdeleishui。
erneigezhongniannanzibeidayunzaidishang,wokanjiangenzhesuhanyiqilaidehaiyouwoge。
woshangcizaiwogelianshangkandaozheimedanxindebiaoqing,haishizaiwoxiaodeshihou,wojideneicishiwobuxiaoxincongloutidiaoxialai。
chucangkumenkoushihou,wokandaowaimianweizhehenduojingcha,baichuheyunxiaoyebeizhualeqilai。
haihaotamenzhishijiwoguanlemeiyouliqideyao,zaiyiyuangualediaozhenhoushentimanmandejiuhuifuguolaile。
suhanmeirimeiyedipeizaiwoshenbian,kandaowozhuangtaihaodianhou。
tayilianheiyanquanshouzhewo:“yueyue,nibuzhidaodangwofaxiannichushishihou,woyouduodanxin。”
woxiaozheshuo:“zheibushihaiyounima?”
suhanxiao:“nijiuzheimexiangxinwo。”
woxiaoxiao:“shia,weilaidoudushangqule。”
suhancoushanglaihenhendehanzhuwodezuichun。
我闭眼迎上去。
我们又在一起了。
15
yunxiaohebaichulianggerenbawomenjiashuadetuantuanzhuanshihou,wozhidaodandanshirangwobamahegegezhidaozhenxiangweibinengjiejuewenti。
yushizaisuhanbangzhuxia,xianshijiekaibaichuyunxiaoliangrenshiqinglvguanxideshishi,ranhouzhuizongliangrenyoumeiyoushishileisidepianju。
guoran,womenfaxianyunxiaodazhetanlianaidemingyi。
genlianaiduixiangjieqian,duomingnvshengbeipian,danshibaichuheyunxiaoliangrenbeihouyoukaoshan。
suoyidangbierenbaojingyemeiyong,yunxiaomeicidounengquanshenertui。
baichushigenyunxiaolianaihou,caifaxianyunxiaozaiganzheigeshiqingde,neishihouyunxiaoganghaozaidiaowo。
baichujiuguyijiejinwoge,ranhoujiejijinruwomenjia,takandaoyunxiaogenwozaiyiqi。
yikaishihenshishengqi,danshiyunxiaogentajieshibingchengnuoqiandaoshouzhihou,daitayuanzougaofei,tacaishihuai。
yinweiyunxiaojiayeshigexixueguijiating,taxuyaoqian,poqiedexuyaogengduodeqian。
beiwojiechuanzhihou,lianggerenbuyiweichi,jixucongshizhapian,baichumeiyoucongwogezheipiandaoqian,erqiechouwenchuanhuilaojia,beitafuqinhedididalezhihou,yetangerhuangzhidijiarulepianhundeduiwu。
woyizhidouzaishoujitamenlianggerendezhengju,xianhoulianxidaobeiyunxiaohebaichuqipiandejigeshouhairen。
womenyizhimeiyoubaojing,zhuyaoshixiangwachutamendekaoshan。
shoujizhengjuyongleyinianshijian。
neitianwochifanchulaihou,kandaobaichugenzheyigezhongniannanrenshihou,wojiucaixianghuibuhuishizheigeren。
yinweibaichuduizheigenanyoubigongbijingdetaidurangrenshengyi。liangrenjianmeiyouqinglvzhijianneizhongqinni。
erzhihouneitianwomaishuiguodeshihou,woyijingzhuyidaoleyourenzaigenzongwo,wotiqianfaxinxijisuhan。
woyishenweier,zhenchuleshenmeshi,jiuzhinengkaosuhanle,wozaidu,duzheigeyounizhongniannanzishipianhunbeihoudedayu,yedusuhanyidingbufusuotuo。
woduduile,zuihoujingfangshunzhewomentigongdezhengju,bapianhuntuanhuoliangenbaqi。
zhapianjinechaoguobaiwan,zheihuorenjinqubudunjinianshichubulaile。
yinweishexianrenyuanzhongduo,jingfanghenshizhongshi,lianwangshangdouzaibaodaozheijianshiqing。
chulezheigexinwen,baichuzaitamenjiaxiangshizhendeyaochumingle。
linlilinju、fulaoxiangqindouzhidaotamencunchulegezhapianfan。
zaisuhandemengliezhuiqiuxia,wodayingletadeqiuhun,jiedilianjiujiedilianba,sheijiaowohaishixihuantani。
gegemeiduojiujiujiehunle,saozishigedubodewaikeyisheng。
hunlineitian,womaxiaodetingbuxialai。
wogensuhanshizhixiangkou,yehenkaixin。
fengyuzhihoujiancaihong,zhuyuantianxiayouqingrenzhongchengjuanshu。
撕出绿茶大嫂的惊天大瓜