四合院：傻柱会36计，禽兽药丸
《四合院：傻柱会36计，禽兽药丸》 小说介绍
《siheyuan：shazhuhui36ji，qinshouyaowan》shiyibuyinrenrushengdegudaixiaoshuo，jiangshuleheyuzhuqinhuairuzaiaheilongjueadebixiajinglidejingxianzhilv。heyuzhuqinhuairushigeputongren，dantabeijuanruleyigeshenmizuzhideyinmouzhong。tabixuliyongzijidezhihuiheyongqi，jiekaimituanbingzhengjiushijie。
《四合院：傻柱会36计，禽兽药丸》 四合院：傻柱会36计，禽兽药丸第17章 免费试读
“服了！我服了！”
shazhu“heihei”xiaozhelianmangbashoudiantongguanbi。
yanbuguijianshazhurensong，youxiedeyi，
balabalashuluoleshazhujiju，yanjingshiyingweiruoguangxianzhengzhunbeilikai……
“ka”shazhudakaileshoudian。
guangzhuzhisheyanbuguishuangyan，shunjianzhimang！
yanbugui：“&%￥%￥*#*&”
“haimashangyinleshiba？zuibifenkenghaichou！worangnima！”shazhuzhijieduizhunyanbuguishuangyanyigejingzhao！
“de！wofule！wobumalehaibuchengma？zanliangzheiyouyisima？cesuoxianghaishizadi？gezheihaozhe？”
“heng！zheihaichabuduo！niyayebuxiangxiang，xianzaiyaozoudekeshini！wocaiganglai，zanliangsheihaosheiya！”shazhumamalielieguanleshoudiantong。
yanbuguizheihuilaoshile，meizaizhisheng。
xinliehenhenxiangzhe，dengzheixiaozirangtazhuadaobabing，kendingqingraobuleta！
bielehaoyihuier，yanbuguiyanjingzhongyuzaicishiyingheian，anansonglekouqizhengyaozou，shazhu“ka”shoudiantongyouzhaoleguolai！
“shazhu！”yanbuguipaoxiaodao：“niyouwanmeiwanle！”
“你吼什么吼？
wozhishiquerenxianiyoumeiyouwushengzhoumawoeryi！
你怎么还急眼了？
你心虚了是不是？
gangcaikendingzhoumawole！”
“bushi，wo……shazhunibiebiwo！woteme……”
jiuzaizheishigongcemenkouchuanlaijiadongxudeshengyin。
“yanlaoshininzheishizenmele？”
“hai！bengtile！dongxunilaidezhenghao！
nixianbangmangfuwoyiba，bawofudaowaimianqu，
woyanjingbeishazhuzhaohuale！”
“hai！ninzenmehaigentazheihunxiaozijiaoshangjingleni！
wofuninchuqu，nindangxindian！”
yanbuguilianliandaoxie，genzhexiaoxinyiyizouchulecesuo。
linlehaibuwanghuitoushuodao：
“shazhu！nihaohaoxuezhedianba！
babeiziyebibushangrenjiajiadongxu，heng！”
傻柱没理他。
zheishierbianyexiangqilexitongtishiyin。
【ding！shiyongyiyidailaoji！jianglishazhi10zhang！】
傻柱听完心中一乐。
zheidaoshishengdetamingtianzaiqumaile。
yonglaidamosanluncheshangdetiexiuzhengheshi。
yanbuguizhancesuomenkou，genjiadongxutucaosukuyiluokuangzheicaizoule。
jiadongxuhuidaocesuoyuzhongxinzhangdao：
“shazhu，zhenbushigeshuoni……”
“neinidengwozoulezaishuo。”
“bushi，nixiaozizheiyangxiaquzhenbuxinga！
nizheiyanghunxiaqu，jianglaizenmezhaoxifu？”
“dengnizijizhaozhexifule，nizailaishuowoba！”shuozheshazhutikuzizouren。
“hei！nixiaozixianzaizuipizitinglisuoa！
你等着瞧好吧！
gemingtianjiuzhaogexifujinikankan！”
“行！我等着！”
shuowan，shazhuzouchulegongce。
waimiantingleng，shazhujiakuaijiaobuwangyuanlipao。
quetingqianmianchuanlaiyanbuguidehousheng：
“dashazhu**dehaizhao！zhaonilaolao！”
shazhubeimademomingqimiao，xiangshangqudaren！
guaigewanjiukanjianqianmianyouhuorendazheshoudianzhaozheyanbugui。
weishouneirencuilekoutuomo，liezuimamalieliedao：
“niangde！zheigedaiyanjingdezheimexiaozhang！
kendingjiushi95haodayuandeyanbuguile！”
“nibushishazhu？neinishishei？zhaowoshenmeshi？mamalieliedexiangganma？”
yanbuguizhilenglengxiezheliancouguoquyaokankanzheirenshishei。
jieguoyige**daidangtoutaoxia！
suihoubianshiyizhenquandajiaoti。
“xiaozhang！worangnixiaozhang！daiyanjinghenkuangshiba！rangnikuang！”
madailichuanchuyanbuguiyizhencanhuqiuraosheng。
shazhutingzheishengyinyoudianershu，haoxiangshijintianzaoshangzaibaozipulichidaolaoshushineigehanzi。
zheihuorenyinggaishineizhangtufuzhaolaixunchoude！
shazhumingbaizheizhangtufuxianranshichongtalaide，
queyinchayangcuozhenbayanbuguidangtabadale！
buguozheibangrenxiashoubusuantaizhong，xianranbuyexiangbashinaotaida。
shazhuyanzhuyizhuan，jianqilubianyikuaizhuantoumaozheyaoqiaoqiaochongleguoqu。
zheihuierheidengxiahuode，meirenzhuyidaoshazhu。
henkuaishazhuraodaozheibangrenshenpang，mengranbaoqi，shouzhongzhuantoulianhui，wuchabiegongji！
suizheyishengshengmenhengxiangqi，xianchangchuleshazhu，suoyourendoumengbi！
madaili，yanbuguizaodaoliangxiazhongji，tengdehanchulegaokanghaitunyin！
jiuzaizheishi，houmianliangqiyidaoguangzhu，chuanlaijiadongxudeshengyin：“sheizaineiwawajiao？！”
neijirenjiezheliangzheicaifaxianduolegeshounazhezhuantoudeshazhu。
youliangrenfaqihenlai，yiqicongkoudaitaochulebishou。
傻柱一愣。
tahaiconglaimeikongshoujieguobairen，bajiquanyehaimeilianchuhuohou，meibiyaoyishenfanxian，yibabamadailinguolaidangzaishenqian。
jiadongxuyuekaoyuejin，dengguangyuelaiyueliang。
jiuzaizheishi，yourenchenshengshuoleju：“che！”
jirendiaotoujiupao，xunsuyinruheiyezhizhong。
“shazhu？daodizenmehuishi？nizenmetaoyanlaoshimadai？”jiadongxuchongshanglaizhiwendao。
傻柱没好气骂道：
“ninazhiyankandaoshiwotaodemadai？
nigaipeiyanjingpeiyanjingqu！
douguaini！yaobushinibanlushachulai，wodouchenheiliaodaoyilianggerenle！
zheixiarendoupaole，yanlaoshizheidundapashiyaobaiaile！”
shuozhe，shazhubamadaijiekaibayanbuguifanglechulai。
“哎呦~哎呦~”
yanbuguibiqinglianzhongwuzheduzihenghengzheshuodao：
“这次真不怪傻柱！
neihuorengenshazhumeiguanxi！
dekuizheihaizizhangyi，genzheibangrendaqilai，bawocongtamenshouliqianglechulai。
buranwozheibalaogutoupashiyaojiaodaizaizheihuorenshoulile！
这事得谢谢傻柱！”
jiadongxulvexiangangawendao：
“yanlaoshininzheishidezuishenmerenle？
yaoyongzheimexiasanlandeshouduanbaofunin？”
“aiyouwei~zheiwozhenshibuzhidaoa！”
“wokanxianzaibushiwenzheigedeshihou！”shazhushuodao：
“woxianzaiqupaichusuobaoan，
jiadongxunisongyanlaoshiquweishengzhanzhishang。
yanlaoshizheiyangzishangdezhenbuqing！”
“shia！aiyouwei~zheibangrentaopaoqianneijixiadadeneijiaoyigehenna！
dongxu，jiuxinkunipaoyitangba！
daoshihou，wojiyagangchangxienidebiaoyangxin。”
jiadongxuyitingzheihua，limabeiqiyanbuguiquleweishengzhan。