《豪车连环炸!姐姐我不背锅》 小说介绍
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《豪车连环炸!姐姐我不背锅》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
wodizhengduizhezhafeidejinggaikuanghan「ganxielaotieshuadehuojian」。
wuyejinglibajiankongshuaizaiwolianshang:daodinimenjiediliangsheiwanghuafenchirengertijiaoyinbaozhaoqi,lao
silaisikulinanweixiufei280wan。
womazaipaichusuokuzheqiawogebo:zhaozhaokuaishuoshinigande,nididanganbunengliuwudiana!
wokanzhejiazuqunlishuapingde「dangjiedegaitididikangshi」。
突然笑出了声。
zheicinideguojiuzijibeiba,wodelaodi——guangzong“yaozu”。
01
wodishenyaozu,wangming“shenshidishanghuang”,kuaishoushibaxianxiaozhubo,richangjiushigezhongtuweigayan。
zuosidoubuhuitiaorizi,yuanxiaojiezhajinggai,takezhenyouchuxi。
“ganxiebangyidagedehuojian!ganxielaotiemen!”
shoujipingmuli,shenyaozuyongbianshengqigaochudegongyasangchaodewonaorenteng。
jingtouduizheheiququdejinggai,danmuhuahualvlvhuleyiceng。
“666,**!”
“chenghuiwan,jinggaidounengzha!”
“zhubozheicizenmebululian,shibenrenma?”
“jiarenmen,jintiantiaozhanzhajinggai!ganxielaotiemendezhichi!shuangjimemeda!”
taneiqianzoudebianguoyindegongyasangtouguoshoujichuanchulai,wozhenxiangshunzhewangxianguoquchouta。
zhiboli,wojiukanjiantadianranleyichuanertijiao,cihuadaipaodirengjinlejinggaikulongli。
弹幕瞬间爆炸。
haimeidengwofanyingguolai,pingmujiujuliedoudongleyixia,jiezheshi“peng”deyishengjuxiang。
zhibohuamianyizhenbaiguang,ranhouyouhuifule。
jingtouli,jinggaibujianle,querdaizhideshiyigeheidongdongdedakeng。
jiliangyansexianyandepaoche,qishuashuachuxianzaihuamianli。
zuijindeyiliangkulinan,chedingdexingkongdingshang,juranqianzhebanjiemeizhawandeertijiao,haizaimaozheqingyan。
lingyiliangsaobaodelanbojini,dipanshangguazheyituohuangsedebumingwuti,fengzhonglingluan。
弹幕更炸了。
“kulinanchezhu:woxiexienia!”
“lanbojini:wozhaosheiresheile?”
wokanzhepingmushangneishuxidepaochechebiao,shouyidou,chadianmeibashoujirengchuqu。
zhei…zheibushiwanglaoban、lilaobandeche,haiyouwogangjiedeneigekulinandakehudechema?!
shouji**fengkuangxiangqi,laidianxianshishi“jingli”。
woshenxiyikouqi,jieqidianhua,shengyinjinliangpingjing:“jingli,xinnianhao。”
“haogepi!shenzhao!nikankannijiahaodidigandehaoshi!”
“xiaoqumenkouqiliangchaopao!quantamabeizhale!kulinanxingkongdingdouzhameile!nikehudeche!doushinifuzedekehu!”
“wo…wozhidaole,jingli,womashangchuli。”
woguaduandianhua,shoudouzaidou。
qiliangchaopao,doushiwodekehu,haishiquansunbaodan?
wonaoziliwengwengde,yipiankongbai。
weixingongzuoqunli,xiaoxiyijing99+le。
laobanshengyinbingleng:“chubuguji,sunshiliubaiwan!quanshiquansunbaodan!shenzhao,nigaosuwo,zheibiqian,sheilaipei?”
cishi,jiazuqunlixiaoxiyechaofanletian,
wobamadedianhuayeduominglianhuancall,wodachehuilejia。
yikaimen,haojiahuo,quanjialaoxiaodouzaiketingdengzhewo。
qifenningzhongdexiangzaikaizhuidaohui。
02
wobamazuozaishafazhengzhongyang,wodishenyaozudizhetouzhanzaiyibian,xiangshuangdadeqiezi。
sanjiumazuozaipangbian,zhenghuishenghuisedigenwomashuozheshenme,kanjianwojinlai,likehuanshangyifu“tongxinjishou”debiaoqing。
“zhaozhaoa,nikesuanhuilaile!”sanjiumadiyigechongshanglai,lazhewodeshou,yanleiwangwangde。
womayelikejieshang,kusangzhelian:“zhaozhao,nikuaigennimashuoshihua,zheishiershibushinigande?”
**de?womashangfayingguolai,yuanlaishidazhuyiyourangwodingbao。
12sui,shenyaozufanghuoshaolexiaoqudianbiaoxiang,bamalawodingzui,rangwodaoqianyouaima;
15sui,shenyaozubatongzhuodeshubaorengjinshuili,yanhuailelimianzuixinbandeipad,wobeimameijiaohaodidi;
17sui,shenyaozuchihuoguoshihoufanbingyiyang,wanglimianjialeyidapinggongyejiujing,chadianreshangrenmingguansi,bamarangwotuoguanxi,huadajiaqianbaiping。
woyizhishishenyaozhuanshuxiaofangshuan,haishi24xiaoshidaimingzifeimiehuoneizhong。
kezheici,wobuxiangzaibeixixuele。
“ma,**shenmele?”wozhuangzuoyilianmangran。
wobazhongzhongdikesouyisheng,zhizhechajishangdeyizhangzhi,neishipaichusuodetongzhishu。
“nizijikan!renjiapaichusuodoulaidianhuale,shuoyaowomenpeihediaocha!jiankongdoupaideqingqingchuchu,jiushiyourenwangjinggailirenglepaozhang!”
“ba,jiankongpaidaosheirenglema?”woguyiwen。
womayitingzheihua,mingbaiwobuxiangrenxiazheikouheiguo,mashangkudegenglihaile。
“zhaozhaoa,nididihaiyaokaogongwuyuanni!zheiyaoshiliuleandi,yibeizijiuwanle!”
sanjiumayebangqiang:“shiazhaozhao,nishijiejie,congxiaojiudongshi,zheicijiubangbangnididiba。”
“bangta?”wotiaoletiaomei,“zenmebang?”
wobamaduishiyiyan,womaqingleqingsangzi,kaishiniantao:“nikana,yaozuzheibushimeilulianma,jiankongliheiququde,sheiyekanbuqingshishei。”
“zaishuo,nishijiejie,tididikangshi,bushitianjingdiyidema?”womashuozhe,haijiwoshilegeyanse。
wochadianmeixiaochusheng,zheishuxidepuahuashu,congxiaotingdaoda,zhenshiyidianxinyidoumeiyou。
“ma,nideyisishi,rangwoqupaichusuochengrenshiwozhadejinggai?”
wobamamengdiantou,sanjiumayegenzhefuhe:“zhaozhaoa,nijiushuoshiniyishitanwan,nianqingrenma,sheihaimeifanguocuo?taiduhaodian,zhengqupaichusuoneibiancongqingchuli。”
“zaishuo,nididikaoshanggongwuyuanneishiguojiaderen,gennidagongdebuyiyang,nidedongdeshenmeshiduiwomenshenjiazuihaode。”wobazhouzhemeitoukanzhewo。
“duiduidui,jiushuoshinifangde,fanzhengniyoubuyongkaogongwuyuan。”womaganjinbuchong。
wokanzhetamen,xinliyizhenehan。
“neiweixiufeini?liangbaibashiwandekulinan,haiyouqitajiliangpaoche,jiaqilailiubaiwandoubuzhiba,sheipei?”wolengjingdiwen。
womalengleyixia,zhizhiwuwudishuo:“zheige…zheige…baoxianbushikeyipeima?”
sanjiumalikeyanjingyiliang,couguolaishuo:“duiazhaozhao,nibushizaibaoxiangongsishangbanma?nishilipeiyuan,kendingyoubanfade,nijiubangbangmang,zougehoumen,rangbaoxiangongsibazheigeqianchule。”
wojianzhibuganxiangxinzijideerduo,tamenjingranxiangrangwoliyongzhiwuzhibian,zuobaoxianzhapian?
“sanjiuma,nizaishuoshenmeni?baoxianlipeishiyouliuchengde,bushiwoshuopeijiunengpeide,zheizhongmingxianshirenweipohuaide,baoxiangongsikendingbuhuipeide。”wolenglengdishuo。
“zenmebunengpei?nikeshilipeiyuana,zheidianxiaoshidoubanbule?”sanjiumayilianbuxiangxin。
“jiushi,zhaozhao,nikeshiwomenjiazuiyouchuxide,zheidianmangdoubukenbang?”womayekaishijiwokoumaozi。
wokanzhetamen,zhenshiyoukexiaoyoukebei。
“yaowodingzui,haiyaowozuojiazhangpianbaoxiangongsi,nimenkezhenkandeqiwo。”wochaofengdishuodao。
“fanzhengshiqingyijingchule,yigeleiyeshikang,lianggeleiyeshikang,nidoudanyixianengzenmeyang?zaishuowanyiyaoshiyaozuolao,dengnichulai,nidididanglegongwuyuanyenengbangchenniyier。”sanjiumayilianheshilaodeyangzishuodao。
“zhaozhao,majidezhiqianbushijinididimaiguoyigeyiwaibaoxian?nididizuotiantuiyeshoushangle,niyeshunbianrangbaoxiangongsipeigesanwushiwande,rangnididiyangyangbingba。”
wolengyankanzhe,yiyanbufa,xinhandaodi。
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yankanyingdebuxing,womayoukaishilairuande。
tanachuyizhangyinxingka,wojihu80%degongzidoucunzailimiande“qinqingzhanghao”。
womajingranshuowodidasuanyongzheigeqianjiwomaigongyu,rangwoxincunganji,tishenyaozudingzui?
wonaqishouji,zoudaoyipangdeposjipang,“yuebuzu。”
wozhoulezhoumei,diankaimingxichaxun,pingmushangmimimamadixianshichuyilianchuandexiaofeijilu。
shechipindian,gaojicanting,jiuba,ktv,youxichongzhi......
sanshibawan,zaojiubeihuaguangle。
woxiangshuaimenchuqu,zaiyebuhuizheigejiale。
danshijintianruguowoburenxiazheigeshi,kanlaishichubulejiamenle,wojishangxintou。
“yaowodingzui?xinga。”
woturanxiaole,xiaodeyanleidoukuaichulaile。
“fanzhengwojiushigemeiyongdenver,womenshenjiahaidengzhedidiguangzongyaozu,weilewomenshenjiadexianghuo,woren!。”
woguyiyanleiwangwangde,yandeyuebengkui,tamenyuerongyishanggou。
womahesanjiumaduishileyiyan,lianshangluchuledeyidexiaorong,haiyiweiwozhendebeitamennaniezhule。
“zheijiuduilema,yijiarenbushuoliangjiahua,ninengxiangmingbaijiuhao。”
“buguo,ma,sanjiuma,dingzuikeyi,danwoyaozhidaoshiqingdequanbujingguo,yongdeshenmebaozhawu,haiyou......yaozuweishenmeyaozhajinggai?”woyiziyijudiwen,yanshenzhigougoudidingzhetamen。
“qishiyemeishenme,jiushiyaozuneihaizi,bushizaiwanzhiboma,xianggaodian**de,jiuxianggaogebaozhaxiaoguo,xiyindianfensi。”sanjiumazhongyushuochuleshihua,danhaishibizhongjiuqing。
jiexialai,womatuntuntutudibashiqingdejingguodazhishuoleyibian。
guoranbuchuwosuoliao,shenyaozuweilezaikuaishouzhiboshangxiyinyanqiu,cehualeyichang“yuanxiaokuanghuanri”dexima,jiumaileyixielihuadan,buliaojinggaixiazhenghaoshihuafenchi。
“ma,nimenzuihaogenwoshuoshihua,zheiguanxidaowonengbuneng‘chenggong’dingzui,yeguanxidaowonengbunengbangnimen‘zouhoumen’rangbaoxiangongsipeiqian。”
woguyiba“dingzui”he“zouhoumen”zheijigezishuodehenzhong,jiushiyaorangtamenzhidao,woyijing“ruxi”le。
“haoba,qishi......qishishiyongleyidian‘tuzhadan’,jiushineizhongxiaohaiguonianwande,weilidayidiande。”
buguo,woyemeidasuanjixuzhuiwenxiaqu,fanzhengwoyijingzhidaolegedagai。
jiexialai,woyaozuodejiushinadaobaozhawudejiandingbaogao,kankantamendaodiyongleshenme“haodongxi”。
diertian,wojiekouyaolejielipeianjiande“xijie”,huiletanggongsi。
dangwokandao“**”he“xiaohuaganyou”zheijigezideshihou,zuijiaorenbuzhuweiweishangyang。
shenyaozuzheixiaozi,weiledangwanghong,danzizhenshidadaomeibianle,jingrangansizangheshiyong**。
zheiyijingbushijiandandezhiananjianle,gaobuhaoyaoshangshengdaoxingshicengmian。
huidaojia,wozhuangzuoruowuqishideyangzi,jixugentamenyanxi。
shenyaozuzhengzaiketingligentade“bangyidajie”lianmaizhibo,genbenmeizhuyidaowodexiaodongzuo。
woshuliandijiesuoletadeshouji,dakaizhifubaozhangdan,kaishifankanzuijindexiaofeijilu。
shenyaozuzheixiaozi,mailezheimeduoweixianxingjigaodeyanhuabaozhu。
keqideshi,tahaiyongwodezhanghaogoumaizheixieweixianpin,baiminglejiushixiangbawotuoxiashui,rangwotitabeiguo。
kanlai,shenyaozuzaojiuyumouhaoleyiqie,conggoumaibaozhawu,daocehuazhibo,zaidaoshihoushuaiguo,meiyibudousuanjideqingqingchuchu。
真是好算计!
jiranruci,woyemeibiyaozaigentamenkeqile。
“shenyaozu,zheikeshinizizhaode。”wozaixinlilenglengdishuo。
豪车连环炸!姐姐我不背锅