《我的马桶,全人类的圣杯》 小说介绍
《wodematong,quanrenleideshengbei》shiyibulingrenxinchishenwangdezuopin,jiangshuleazhezhaolangzaizhuiqiumengxiangdedaolushangjinglidejianxinyufuchu。azhezhaolangfendoubuzhi,mianduizhegezhongtiaozhanhekaoyan。tongguoyutarendejiaoliuyuhuzhu,azhezhaolangbuduanchengzhang、gaibian,bingzuizhongshixianleziwochaoyue。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanyongqiyuxiwang,zheishiyizhongdangdaixingweiyishuyugulaojinghuayishidejieheti,zhuanzhixiandaixingjiaolvyinfadejinshizhangai,xuemingjiao‘yanshizhengnixiangganguanchongjijinghualiaofa’。shuoleniye……jiangdianranduzheneixindejiqing。
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shiyoufaxianwonamatongshuipaomianwanhou,wohuangchengzheishizuixinde“yanshizhengjinghualiaofa”。meixiangdaotaxinle,
haikuzhefapengyouquanweiwomujuan。weiweichirenshe,wokaishizhibogaokongpaowushuoshi“yalifenjieyishi”,
fantongshichoutichengwei“zhichangnenglianggongzhen”。fensibaozhang,zhuanjialiting,quanqiuxianqimofangrechao。
直到某天醒来,
xianquanrenleizhengyansudizhongfuzhewodemeiyigehuangmiujudong——ertamenjitixuancheng:shiwokaiqilejuexingjiyuan。
azhebaneiwanyinzheerciyuanlaopo、bianyanguazheyicengninggulayoudepaomianwan,xiaoxinyiyigezailematongquanshang。
bushimatonggaishang,shiquanshang,jiuaizhechennianleiyuejileixialai、sezeaimeideshuigoubian。tawanyao,
zhuanzhudidiaozhengleyixiawandejiaodu,quebaowandinengzuidamianjijiechushuimian,ranhou,anxialechongshuianniu。
“hua——”shuiliuxiongyongerxia,dazhexuaner,fenlitianshizhewanbishangneixiewangudeyouzihedianfencanliuwu。
lidaozhida,jianqijidititoudeshuizhu,luozailetasantianmeixideshuiyixiukoushang。“**!lizhe!
”zhaolangdecanjiaoxiangbeicaileweiba,zaisushemenkouzhakai。tashoulilinzhedeliangfenjianbingguozichadiantuoshoufeichuqu,
yanjingdengdeliuyuan,huoxiangjianlesusheloujitibianyichenglezhanglangchaoxue,“**zaiganma?!
neimatongchongguoduoshaoshiniaopinishudeqingma?!”azhededongzuodunleyixia,jinjinyixia。
neichongshuishengxiangshitadengjizouxiangdelile,erzhaolangdejingjiaobuguoshiwuguanjinyaodezayin。tahuanhuanzhiqiyao,
lianshangmeiyouyisiyihaobeizhuangpodejinghuang,fanermimanqiyizhongbeitianminren、zhongrenjiezuiwoduxingdeshuligan。
tashenzhiqingqingtanlekouqi,fangfozhaolangdewenhuaxieduleshenmeshenshengdeyishi。“langa,”takaikou,
shengyindichen,daizheyizhongkeyiyingzaode、beishenghuocuomoguodeshaya,
danyouqiyiditouzheyiguzishengunbandeduding,“nikandaodezhishibiaoxiang。wuzhidejiejingyufou,
qujueyuxinlingdejingjie。zheibushiangzang,zheishiyizhong……qumei。
”zhaolangdexiabadoukuaidiaojianbingguozishangle:“qu…qushenme?**qudaomatongliqule?!
neishinichifandewan!”“fuqian。”azheyaoleyaotou,yanshenpiaoxiangchuangwai,jujiaozaixuwupiaomiaodeyuanfang,
neilihuoxuyoutayixiangzhongdeshenzhi,“zheibushijiandandeqingxi,
zheishiyizhongdangdaixingweiyishuyugulaojinghuayishidejieheti,zhuanzhixiandaixingjiaolvyinfadejinshizhangai,
xuemingjiao‘yanshizhengnixiangganguanchongjijinghualiaofa’。shuoleniyebudong,guowaizuixinqikangangfadelunwen,
mitshiyanshirenzhengde。”tadunledun,yongyizhongjinhuyinsongdeyudiaojixuhuyou,tongshishouxiameiting,
youanleyicichongshuianniu,jiaqiangxiaoguo:“yongzuijiduandehuanjing,
chongjinidui‘jiejing’yu‘wuhui’deeryuanduilirenzhi,dapoxinbileilei。
dangnidecanjujingliguomatongshuiliudezhongjixili,nidelinghunbianhuiyishidao,shijianyiqieshiwu,jieshienci,
zaiwukangjudeliyou。kan,”tanaqineizhishilulu、lilunshangyinggai“huanranyixin”dewan,duizhedengguang,
fangfozaixinshangyijianyishupin,“zheishuiliu,duomedechuncui,
duomedefuyoushengmingli……”zhaolanglianshangdefennuheexin,xiangtuichaoyiyangmanmanxiaqule,
huanshangdeshiyizhongjidudezhenjing、mangran,yijizhujianfuxiande、chendiandiandedanyouhetongqing。
takanzheazheneifududingyouchaorandebiaoqing,kanzheneihaizaidishuidewan,houlonggundongleyixia。
taxiangqiazhezuijinhaoxiangshishouledian(chuncuishiaoyedayouxiede),
chifanhaoxiangshibutaijiji(waimaixuanzekunnanzhengwanqi),hailaoshuoshenmemeiweikou(toutianwanshanglingshichichengle)。
yuanlai……shizheiyang?judadekuijiuganshunjianjikualezhaolang。tajuranhaizaixinlimashiyoubiantai!
tazhenbushigedongxi!shiyoudouzaimomochengshouzheiyangdexinlizhemo,yongrucijiannandefangshiziwojiushule,
tajuranhaiyongshisudeyanguangqubiyi!“azhe……”zhaolangdeshengyindaishangleyidiangengyan,yanquanweiweifahong,
“duibuzhu……xiongdiwozhenbuzhidao……ni……nishoukule!”tafangxiajianbingguozi,zoushangqian,
xiangpaipaiazhedejian,youkanzheneimatong,shoujiangzaibankong,zuihouchenzhongdiluoxia。“nizenmebuzaoshuo!
zheizhongbing……dezhia!meiqiangenxiongdishuoa!zenmenengyongzheizhongfangshi……”takanxiangneimatong,
yanshenbuzaishiyane,ershichongmanleyizhongdui“zhiliaoyiqi”defuzajingwei。
azhexinliledechadiandangchangfangegentou,lianshangqueyijiushineifu“wohencuiruodanwohenjianqiang”desichu,
tabaibaishou,yuqixiaosuo:“meishi,langge,wozijidejie,zijidu。biegaosubieren……”wanle。
zhaolangyijinghongzheyankuang,taochushouji,
duizheneimatonglishangweipingjingdeshuibo、yijiazheshoulineizhishanyaozhe“shengmingguanghui”dewan,
kacajiushiyizhangzhaopian,ranhoushouzhifanfei,kaishibianjipengyouquan。peiwen:【xiongdishenhuanhanjianyanshizheng,
queziqiangbuxi,yongjingrendeyizhicaiyongguojiqianyan“nixiangganguanchongjiliaofa”zijiu!xiandaiyixuedeqiji!
kandaotazaimatongshuiliuqianjiandingdeshenying,wokule!shiwomenguanxinbugou!qiuzhuwannengpengyouquan,
nalikanzheigebingzuiquanwei?zaixiandeng,ji!shunbianzhongchouyiliaofei,dishuizhien,lairizuoniuzuomabaoda!
】houmianhaigenlesangedakudebiaoqing。azheshenchuquxiangzulandeshou,tingzailebankong。tazhanglezhangzui,
suanleyixiacikechuopohuangyandehouguo——dagailvhuibeibaonudezhaolangdangchangdachengzhen·xuyaojijiudeshangcanrenshi。
yushi,neizhishouzhuanerchenzhongdiluozailezijideetoushang,dangzhuleshunjiankuadiaodebiaoqing。made,wantuole。
tayuanbenzhixianghunongguoqu,zenmehaigaoshangzhongchoule?!raner,gengrangtatoupifamadehaizaihoumian。
zhaolangneitiaopengyouquan,yebuzhidaoshichudongledangdainianqingrennagencuiruoyouaikanrenaodeshenjing,
jingranyibingdukuosandesuduzhale。dianzanpinglunzhishujizengzhang。“leimule!xiongdijiayou!
”、“zheicaishizhennanren!mianduijibingbuditou!”、“qiumitlunwenlianjie,woyexiangjiwoshiyoushishi!
”、“yiweizhuan,yidianxinyi,zhuzaorikangfu!”、“guanzhule!qiuhouxu!xiangkanzhiliaojinzhan!
”、“bozhudepengyouhaoshuai,bingledouzheimeyouqizhi,cuiruoganjuele!
”……shenzhiyourenkaishishenbaneigesuoweide“yanshizhengnixiangganguanchongjijinghualiaofa”,
yiduikanbudongdeyingwensuoxiehexinlixuemingcibeipaochulai,zhenglunderehuochaotian,yanranyichengzuixinredian。
azhekanzhezhaolangdiguolaishoujipingmushangneigundongdeliuyanhefeisuzengzhangdeshuzi,ganjuehoulongfagan,
houbeikaishishenchuximidelenghan。zheitama……qihunanxia,bu,shiqizaihuojianshangxiabulaile!
zhaolangquejidongdizhuazhetadegebo:“azhe!nikan!shijieshanghaishihaorenduo!dajiadouhenzhichini!
niyoujiule!nidejianchizhiliaoa!congjintianqi,wojianduni!meitian……meitianzhishaochongsanciwan!bu!wuci!
zhe:“……”taxianzaishuozijiqishishilandequshuifangbingqiexiangshoumatongshuiliuchongjiwanbide**hailaidejima?
xianranlaibujile。talizhe,ershiduonianderenshengli,
diyiciyinwei“bujiangweisheng”erbeituishangledaodehelizhidezhumulangmafeng,
jiaoxiahaicaizheyouhuangyanheshiyouleishuiduiqide、yaoyaoyuzhuidejizuo。jianzaixianshang,budebufa。huangyandexueqiu,
yidankaishigun,jiuzhinengyanzhengzhengkanzhetayuegunyueda,zhidaoyinfahuimiexingdexuebeng。jiexialaidejitian,
azhehuozaishuishenhuoreli。zhaolangxianggezuiqianchengdejiangong,meitianleidabudongdiducutade“liaocheng”,
shenzhitiexindizaimatongbianjitazhunbeileyige“liaoyuzhuanyongdeng”,haishitujitadepaomianwankeshangkeduxian,
meiqimingyue“lianghuazhiliaoxiaoguo”。sushelishibushijiuxiangqichongshuisheng,yijizhaolangbaohangulide“chong!
yonglichong!ganshounengliangdejinghua!”。azhekuaifengle。
taganjuezijikuaizhendeyanshizhengle——duizheneizhiwulunchongduoshaocidouxinlishangjuedezhanzhedianweierdewan,
sheitamahaichidexiafan?gengyaomingdeshi,zhaolanghaizaichixugengxintade“kangbingriji”,yinlaigengduoguanzhu。
yourenkaishicuicu:“bozhu,jintian‘liaoyu’deshipinni?denggengxin!”、“qiuzhibo!xiangqinyanjianzhengqiji!
”、“bozhudepengyou,womenxuyaonidezhengnengliang!”。beijiazaihuoshangxiabulaideazhe,kanzhechuangwai,
我的马桶,全人类的圣杯