我的特助是疯批，专治渣男全家
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wodelaogongzaihunlishangzhuizhetadeshijigebaiyueguanglikai。shigeyiyuehou，tanhuandediema，pochandegongsi，
maigouzidedidi，wunengdetaqiuwozhuliyuanliang。1.wochuanshangjingxintiaoxuandehunshazuoyoukankan，zheishenyifu，
mianqiangyuwoxiangdeyizhang。shenpangzhulidingzheyitouluanzaozaodetoufahenongzhongdeheiyanquanzaishoujishangbutingdazi。
tayijingbangwochoubeisangeyuedehunli，kanqilaiyijiuganjingshizu。shuodaohunli，xiangwozheizhongshenjiaderen，
yusongshizhishiqiangqianglianhe，meiyoushenmeganqingjichu，quandangyichangzouxiu。jingzizhong，
tadeshouzhisihudoufeichucanying。woqingqingminyikouxiangbin，zaitashenpangzuoxia，raoyouxingqukanzheta。「zenmele？
」lixingweituizhebiliangshangdejinsibianyanjing，yanzhongshengtengqinuyi。「suwan**，woxiang，
hunlikenengyaoyouxiebiandong。」tazaipingmushangdianjixia，shoujipingmuzhuanguolaiduizhunwo。lixingweishiwocongsongshi，
e，yejiushiwoweihunfudegongsiwalaidezhuli。tadegongzuonenglihenqiang，
queyaorenshouwoweihunfuneigechunhuoyizhiqishi。zaidisanciqujingchajuchulisonglinbeijubaopchou，
haiyaobeisongdongshizhangzhizemeiyoukanhaosonglin。sheirangwoxinshanni，yongwuwangongzijiangtawaguolai，
buguanshigongzuohaishishenghuo，zhendeshengxinhenduo。womanbujingxinkanzhetashoujipingmushangdejizuzhaopian。
songlindetouxiangyikanjiushiqinglvkuan，tahaizhanzhanzixiyiweijiangwomenpiandetuantuanzhuan。
zuijindeliaotianjilujianzhishiyandoubuyanle。songlin：「woyaojiehunle，nibulaima？」
baiyueguangweiyideairen：「nidouyaojiehunlehailaizhaorewo？」songlin：「zhiyaonilai，wojiunenggennizou！」
2.woluchuditielaorenkanshoujideshenqing。xiayishicuocuoshoubeishangdejipigeda。taitouyulitezhuduishangshixian，
tashenjingzhidizhuanaozhetoufa：「hehe，hehehejinggangaozawodexiangmu！」woxinshuolitezhuhaoshihao，
jiushiduigongzuokandetaizhong，shangyifenzaisongshidejinglidaijitayanzhongdeptsd。zuoweiyigehaolaoban，
wopaipaitadejianbang。「xiaoli，wodexuqiushirangliangrenshenbaiminglie，songshigupiaodongdang，womennengsixiayikuairou，
shichenghoujiangjinbaiwan，suoyouhuaxiaobaojicaiwu。」tadeyanshenshuayixialiangqilai，shuangshouwozhuwodeshou。
「congsongshicizhiyilai，mengsuzongbuqi，woyuanweisuzongzuomaqianzu！」
wofangfokanjiantayanzhongxiongxiongranshaodehuoyan。tayaoyaqiechihensheng：「gaisidesonglin，ganranglaoziguixia，
ganyongqiandalaozidelian，laozizheijiurangnihouhuidezuilaozi。」duiciwoshouhuishouzhuanershiwanjita。「haohaogan，
xiaoli。」tazhanqishenchaowoshenshenjuyigong，databuzhuanshenlikai。woyeqishentizhequnbaizhuanlegequan。
「zheishenqunziwohenxihuan，jiashangzhiqianshichuandedoubaoqilai。」litezhumeirijiwofalaixingdongjinzhan，
qishiwoduitashifenfangxin。danshilitezhuqiangdiaoshuoyaogongzuoliuhen，jiranruci，
woduiyounenglideshuxiazongshikuanrong。3.hunliruqijuxing，wojingxintiaoxuandemanzuanqunzisaoguohongtan。
teyipinqinglaidesheyingshisanbailiushiduwusijiaopaishewodemeimao。shuijingdengzaiyanhuitingsaxiawucaideguangmang，
woxianggemeilidegongzhuyusonglinshouqianshouchuchang，ersonglinxiangshidezuilehuazhuangshi。talianshangdezhuangronghenshen，
buzhidaolitezhuzenmedadedengguang，zhaochutalianshangliangtuanhongyun，kanqilaixianggexiaochou。worenzhushangyangdezuijiao，
haohaoxiaohahahaha。xiangbibinkemenhewoyiyangshigetimianren，zhishizaiqieqiesiyu。
songshineibiandeqinqilianheiruguodi，wohuanshiyiquan，sheyingshidejingtoujihunianzaiwolianshang。
erxiaobaojizheduizhesonglinpaigebuting。songlinneigeziyiweishidechunzhukandoumeikanjingzi，
yijiuyiweizijishifenshuaiqi。taduizheshexiangtouyixiao，lianshanglianggehongyunzaidengguangzhaoshexiarulabanronghua。
wodagaizhidaolitezhuzaihuazhuangpinlijialeshenme。suizhewomenliangrenyuezoujinsiyi，siyidezuijiaozaichouchu，
biexiaochengzheifukelianmoyang。ersonglinsixiazhangwang，yanzhongshizhebuzhudejiaoji，qiannvyouzaibulai，
womenkeyaozhendejiehun。tazaiyebunengshoushenruyu~。songfusongmulianseyinchenlaguosiyi，xiangyaotingzhihunli，
daisonglinxiaqugaizhuang。damenwaihuranchuanlaishengxiang，lihuaheqiqiufangchu，xiyinsuoyourendeshixian。
shijigenvrenrutongchucangdeshibingbenlai，gaogenxiezaizouxiutaishangfachutitatitadexiangsheng。
yuanbenshihunlijinxingqudeyinlebianweizhongfeng。nvrenmenlihuadaiyu，chuanzhehunshahuhansonglindemingzi。「asong！
nihaijidema？！cengjingniduiwoshuozhiaiwo！」「songlin，neiyiyewomenhezui，wohuaishangnidehaizi。」
「wopaoxialelaogong，zhiweinikouzhongdeyichangzhenai。」binkemenquanchangjijingwusheng，yanzhongmeiyouduihunlideyihan，
zhiyouxingfen。songfusongmumiansedouranbianhua，dahandajiaoxiangyaobaoan。quebeiyinxiangzhongchuanlaidekusushengdaduan，
wozhuanshenyikan，zhengshiduocaiduoyidelitezhu。「suiransonglinshaoyehunqianduocipc，buzhongchugui，
zhichangxsaorao，pashanglaotoudechuangmaigouzinahetongweichisongshi，danshitashigehaonanhaia！」
tadeyudiaoyiguaishibagewan，shengyinruqirusu，qiwandongrenxinchang，zhenshiwenzheluolei，jianzheshangxin。
tazhualuanzijidetoufa，jiangshoulideyidiebaojinghuizhihegezhongdachiduzhaopianhuisachuqu。「dajiabuyaozaidale！
dajiabuyaokana！weisongshiliujifenqingmianba！」baozhijizhezhengzheshangshouqiangduo，songfusongmukukuaiqiu，
bajizhedetongtianbaokuanludangzhe，beirenyiganzichuodaotaixiaanxiangshuizhe。wotiaotiaomei，
rangshenbianzhuliqubajiankongjilushandiao。litezhuzaihunlixianchangshangcuanxiatiao，wokandehenmanyi，
tadegongzuobaogaoshuo，zheizhishidiyishou。4.shijigenvrenweizhesonglin，
buguoyutaxiangxiangzhongzuoyongyoubaorangwotongxindechangjingbutong。meigenvrenbiaomiandoushuozheai，shijishangdoututakoushui，
lianhuanbazhangheliantidaichuaisida。tadeqiuraoyanmeizainvrendekushengzhong。「nimenshisheia！qianqian，
niweishenmedawo！？」jiweibashilaotailaotoubuzhiheshihunjiqizhong。「laotiannaia，kelianjiande，
shangzhoucaizaichuangshangjiaowoxiaotianxin，xianzaijiufanlianburenren！」laodayequeyachi，koushuipenjianzaisonglinlianshang，
tamiansezuoou，jihutuchulai。shetouyoubeilaonaizhuazhuningleyibaibashidu。wowuzhuyanjinghoutui，
ruoxiaokeliandeduozaihuazhuhoumian。litezhuyijingchedidiankuang，tayishouwozhuhuatong，
yishoucongyaojiankuabaolinachuziliaohuisa。「hualala、hualala，maibaola！woshimaibaodexiaohuajia，
fengchuiyudadoubupa！」paodiaodedeyinlv，cuowudegecizaihunlidatingneihuixiang。
zheigejiudianshibenshizuidadeqixingjijiudian，hunlituanduiyeshijiweizhuanye，jiangwobaohudehenhao。
womomozaigongzuopingbanshangjiwannenglitezhubiaojichanggepaodiao。5.hunlituanduiweichengyidaorenqiang，
yizhishoujiyueguozhongzhongxianzuduishanglai。「jiarenmendiandianguanzhu，womenlaiwenwenxinniangzideganshou？」
guangtounanrenbeihunlituanduidangzairenhou，shoubeinulishenzhang，shengsilijiehanzhe，chaowojimeinongyan。
litezhudegongzuohuibaolimeiyouzheigehuanjie，danshiwopieleyiyanxiafangzaixiandeershiwanren。yanjingyizha，
wenredeleizhushunzhelianjiahualuo。danmushangyuanbenduisonglinyifentianyingdenumaheyipian666bianchengaixinliukoushui。
「laopotietie！」「zhenghaolaopochuanlehunsha，woyechuan！」「zheigejiannanren，jingranrangsujiaqianjindailvmao？
youzheihaoshiwoguixialaiquta！」wocacaleishui，yanzhongfuxianchujianding：「ganxiedajiadedanxin，
wohuijixugongzuo，qingdajiaguanzhuhoutiansushishangxiandexinjishuchanpin！」danmuguoranshangdao。
「zhichijiejiebaodazhanan！」「wolaiweijiejieshiyetianzhuanjiawa！」「meinvbiekanzheinandele，kanwo！」
guangtounanrenduiwoshulegedamuzhi，shixiangjiangshoujishouhuiqu。shexiangtoufanzhuanqian，
ganghaopaidaowodaizheleishuidecelian，youyinqiyipianlianxi。jingtouyizhuan，
litezhuyijingjinhuadaobuzhicongnalifanchuhualunche，yibiansazheziliaoyibianraochangsanquan。
tawozhehuatongdahan：「kanwofenghuolun！kanwojindouyun！」danmuyouhuidaoyipian666dezhuangtai。
songmudabuguoneiqunnvren，songfubeitahangchihangchibandaojiaoluoli，shenpangqinqiweikongbizhibuji。
tazhuibushanglitezhudefenghuolun，zhinengdingzheyitoujiwopudaowoanbaotuandui，abushi，hunqingtuanduimianqian。
「wanwan！wanwan！nizuitinghua，ayiqiuqiunibangbangxiaolinhaobuhao？」woshengyinqingrou：「popo，nifangxinba，
wohealindejiehunzhengdoulingle，shibuhuifangguotade。」takudebunengziyi：「shiayicuole，
bugaishejini，wanwan，yaobaofujiuduizheayibaofu！」wochayidetiaomei：「popo，nizaishuoshenmeni？kan，
jingchalaile。」6.jingchajinmenxunsukongzhizhuchangmian，datingneizhishengxialitezhudexiaosheng。「jiaban！
hahahahaha！jiaban！weishenme！weishenmewomeigeyuezhinengxiuxilianggexiaoshi！」tashenqingdiankuangzhizhesuoyouren，
shenzhichongshanglaidejingchadoubeitaluanshuaikoushuipenxiaqu。「shinimen！shizheishijiedecuo！woqianxiagaoeweiyuejin！
woyaohaisanbaiwana！doushisongshiwuwuwu。」woxinzhongyisuan，zaichenmodejingchamianqiantuikaihunqingtuandui。
yibubuzoushangtaijie。dengguangluozaiwoshenshangrutongjiangxiashengguang。「biepa。」woqingqingwozhutazhandoudeshou。
「niwangjilema，niyijingcongsongshitiaocao，weiyuejinshiwobangnijiaode。」tayileng，huatonghualuozaidi，
fenghuolunyeshuaizaittaishang。「woziyoulewawa，wuwuwu！」wobaozhetazhandoubutingdeshenti，
qingqingpaidazhehoubei。dengguangzhaozaiwomenshenshang，buzhishisheikaishiguzhang，zuikaishixixilaladaozhangshengyipian。
jingchazhuabuxianyirendetaiduyebiandewenrou。nvjingyuwofuzhelitezhuzhandoudeshenti，jiangtaxiaoxinsongshangjiuhuche。
dengguangshijiagongzi。e，chadianwangjiwodeweihunfu、gonggongpopo，tamenyebeirenmeixinshandewosongshangjiuhuche。
ai，wohaishixihuantamenduizhewoyinyangguaiqi，mawobuzhenjieshijieaobuxundeyangzi。7.zheichangxinaodehenda。
「songshigongzibeiduomingnvyouhunlisuoming。」「sushida**zhuiqiushiye。」「bashilaorenbeipianshijian，
zengqiangfangzhapian。」「ezhadagongrendeheixinqiyebangshou。」「songshigushibengpan。」
「songshidongshizhangbeierzideqingrenqingqingyituihouchengweinaoxueshuanhuanzhe。」
woshuazheshoujigantanxinwenxuezhenshiyimenjishu。lixingweitangzaibingchuangshangshuileyijue，heiyanquanxiaoshibujian，