《港片:啥年代了,还混矮骡子?》 小说介绍
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《港片:啥年代了,还混矮骡子?》 第5章 免费试读
“dad,nidaodixiangzenmeyang?”cishi,yizhizuozheyiyanweifadelinhuailezhanleqilai。
dadzeshibuxiedepielepiezui。
“wohainengxiangzenmeyang,dangranshizhongxinxuanjuzuoguanlou。”
“zuoguanyijingxuanding,jiushilinhuaile。dad,banishouzhongdelongtougunjiaojiale,zheijianshi,womendajiakeyidangzuomeiyoufashengguo。”dengboshuodao。
“dengbo,nihuwoa!meiyoulongtougundezuoguan,neihaijiaozuoguanma?
dengbo,nikoukoushengshengdeweihuguiju,keshixianzai,pohuaiguijudeqiaqiajiushini。wodadjiangguiju,zhaorennalailelongtougun。
chuijigeyejiangguiju,tarenweiwonenggouzuohaoxiajiehuashiren,suoyibianbalongtougunjiaojilewo。”
“bukeneng,chuijishibukenengzheiyangshuode。”dengbodangjizhanchulaifandui。
dadqueshikanxiangdengbo,yinyangguaiqideshuodao:“ayi,badangchuchuijigegaosunidehua,zaihedajiashuoyibian。”
“haoa。”linyidangrandangjicongjiaoluolizhanleqilai。
“woquzhaochuijigenalongtougundeshihou,chuijigezaisandingzhuwo,yidingyaowobalongtougunqinshoujiaodaodalaodeshouli。
tashuo,zhiyoudalao,caishixingshengwomenhelianshengdeguanjian。bingqiezaisandingzhuwo,yidingyaobaoguanhaolongtougun,qianwanbunengluodaolegedeshouzhong。”linyiyibenzhengjingdehushuobadao。
tabingbuhaipayuchuijidangmianduizhi,yinwei,taduiyushisirtidedi1geyaoqiu,jiushiyaobachuijigebaohuqilai,baohudaoneizhongsheiyezhaobudaodedibu。
“hahaha。”tinglelinyidehua,dadxiaodehenxiaozhang。
“zhuwei,doutingdaoleba,jiulianchuijigeyedouxiwangwonengdangzuoguan。”
“dad,goule,buyaozaizheilihujiaomanchan,chuijishibukenengshuozheizhonghuade。”dengboyouxiebudandingle。
dadkanlekanlinyi,linyihuiyi,chongdalaodianlediantou。
“dengbo,wolinyiduitianfashi,chuijigedangshidequejiushizheimeyuwoshuode,buxindehua,woganhechuijigedangmianduizhi。”linyijushoufashidao。
“轰隆隆!”
huayingangluo,waimiandetiankongzhongjiupingkongzhaxianglejishengmenlei。
linyiganjinjiangshousuolehuiqu。
bushiba,zijiyejiusuikouchuigeshui,zenmelaotianyehaidingzhezijibufang?
“dengbo,ayishuodemeicuo,yaobubachuijigezhaolaidangmianduizhi。
zhishi,wodanxinchuijigehaipayourenzhanta,buganlumiana!”
changmian,yishizhijianjiangzhule。
“dalao,chuijigehaihewojiaodaiguoyijuhua。”linyihuranshuodao。
“说。”
“chuijigeshuo,dalao,nixiangdanghuashiren,kendingyourenyaofandui。weilebushangshetuanxiongdimendeqingyi,chuijigetichuleyigexiangfa。”
shuohuadeshihou,linyihaitediyongyanjingsaolesaoqitaderen。
dadxinzhongyidong,andao,zheixiaozihaihuijizijijiaximale?
yinwei,ganghuilaideshihou,linyibingmeiyouhezijihuibaozheijianshi。
xianglai,zheijianshiyoukenengyeshizheixiaoziyishiqiyixiabianchulaide。
“gaomiea,youhuakuaishuo,youpikuaifang!tuntuntutude。”dadshuodao。
“dalao,zheikeshichuijigeshuode,buguanwodeshi。”linyixianyibapieqingguanxi。
buguanqitarenxinbuxin,fanzhengzheihuatayaoshuozaiqianmian。
“chuijigeshuo,ruguotanbulong,neijiuxuanshuanghuashirenlou。dajiageguangede,erqieyebushangheqi。
xinji,haomabang,hongxing,xianzaihenduoshetuandoushishuanghuashirenhuoshiduohuashiren,dajiadougaodebucuo,shidaizaifazhan,hebiyaojuniyuxingshini?”
“goule!”dengbomengdepadeyishengpailexiazhuozi。
“linyi,nizheishizaifenlieshetuan,gaisi!”
linyilikeweiqudebianjiedao:“dengbo,zheiyoubushiwoshuode,nilaoyaofapiqi,keyizhaochuijige。wozhishizhuanshuyibian,zuibuzhisiba。”
raner,daddeyanjingqueshiyiliang。
tazanxudekanlekanyilianweiqudelinyi。
zheigefangfahaoa。jiranzijihezheiqunlaojiahuomenniaobudaoyigehuli,neigancuizijiganzijide。
tamenbushiyaoxuanlinhuailedanghuashirenma?neijiurangtamenzijixuanzijide。
“chuijigezheigexiangfahao,ayi,nizenmebuzaoshuoni?wojueduizhichi!”
“buxing,woshuobuxing。nimenzheishizaifenlieheliansheng,woshijueduibuhuitongyide!”dengbofennudeshuodao。
shiguanzijidehexinliyi,dadyebuxiangtuoxiele。
tazhiyanbuhuideshuodao:“dengbo,jiujingshisheizaifenlieheliansheng?
anzhaoguiju,sheiyongyoulongtougun,sheijiushihuashiren。xianzailongtougunjiuzaiwoshoushang,wojiuyinggaishixiayijiedehuashiren。
haoba,tuiyiwanbu,wodadzunlaoaiyou,buhenimenzheixielaorenjiayibanjianshi,wobuhenimenzheng。
jiranchuijigetichuleshuanghuashirenzhidu,neitakendingshijingguoyifansilvde。
benlaihuashirenyinggaijiushiwo,keshixianzai,wonachuyibanweizhifenjinimen。
wojuedewodadyijingrenzhiyijinle,ruoshizhuweizaibumanyi,neizanmenjiukaida,anzhaojianghushangdeguiju,sheiquantouda,sheizuozhu!”
“dalao,xiongdimenzhichini!jirantamenbuyuanjiangguiju,neizanmenyemeibiyaohetamenshuoguijule。”youshilinyidi1geqihong。
“duia,dalao,wozhichini!”zheiyici,gongweixuecongmingle。
budenglinyiqiaotahounaoqiao,tabianlvxianzhanchulaifuhedao。
dengbojinguanqideyayangyang,keshitaquezhaobuchufanbodehua。
suiranzuoguandeweizhishiyoushubomenxuanju。kehuashirenshouzhongyidingyaowoyouzheigedaibiaozhequanlidelongtougun,erzhequeyibuke。
dengboshouzhongyouhaidimingce,dadshouzhongyoulongtougun,shuangfangsheiyebukentuiyibu,shiqingjiuzheiyangjiangchilexialai。
yejiuzaizheigeshihou,linhuailekaikoushuohuale。
“dad,zheiyijienizhichiwo,xiayijiewozhichini。doushitongmenxiongdi,buyaobashiqingnaodezheimejiang。”
dadhaimeikaikou,linyiqueqiangxianyibudao:“lege,yaobuzheiyang,zheiyijienizhichiwodalao,dengxiayijie,xiongdimenzaidouzhichini。
zheiyang,tongyangyebushangxiongdimendeheqi,buzhidaolegeyixiaruhe?”
dadyuanbenxiangkaima,keshitinglelinyidehua,likegaibianleyuanbendezhuyi。
tahahadaxiaodao:“lege,wojuedeayishuodehendui。zheiyijienizhichiwo,xiayijiewozhichini,dajiadoushiweileshetuan,zheiyangnihaowohaodajiahao。”
林怀乐沉默了。
zhiyoushazicaixiangxin,zheiyijiezhichita,xiayijiezaihaijidad。
benlaibuguoshihuanbingzhiji,keshiquefanguolaibeiduifangjianglezijiyijun……
 
                 港片:啥年代了,还混矮骡子?
                                港片:啥年代了,还混矮骡子?