《猫咪有点丑》 小说介绍
zhurengongjiaolinhemaogedexiaoshuojiao《maomiyoudianchou》,zheibenxiaoshuodezuozheshiheizhimahuqingxinchuangzuodeyibenyanqingfenggedexiaoshuo,wenzhongdeaiqinggushiqimeierchunjie,wenbijijia,shilituijian。xiaoshuojingcaiduanluoshidu:wojianglianmaijinmaogeduzili,「maogemaoge!womengdaonibianchengrenle!erqiehaishiyigehenpiaoliangdenanren!」maogebeitu……...
《猫咪有点丑》 第3章 免费试读
回到家。
maogebajinlianzizhongxinfangzaiwoshoushang,「shuolezheishiwode,nihaibuxin。」
「keshinituranjiwoyitiaojinlianziganshenme?」
「nibushishuomeiqian?naquhuanqian。」
wobajinlianzihaijimaoge:「suanlesuanle,zheikanqilaimanzhongyaodeyangzi,haishinizijiliuzheba。」
「zheiyoushenmede,wojialihaoduo。」
「好多?」
「shia,zheiwanyierjiuxiangnimenrenleichushengshizhangbeisongdezhangmingsuoyiyang,womenlingmaojiexihuansongjinlianzi,suoyiwojiaduodehen。」
「jiranduodehen,neiweishenmemaodiyaolaimaoling?」
maogechixiaoyisheng:「zhiyaoshiwode,tadouxiangyao。」
tazhuantoukanxiangwo,yizhidashoudazaiwotoushang,bizhewozhishita:「nikejizhule,wocaishinizhuzi,biegenzhetapaole。」
「???」bushi!denghuier!sheishisheizhuzi?!
……
zicongmaogedemimibeiwofaxianzhihou,tajiuyizhibaochizherenxing。
taderongqibianchengleyizhiputongdemao,zhiyouwanshangshuijuedeshihoutacaihuihuidaomaoshenliqu。
maogesuiranbianchenglerenxing,danyijiubaochizheyixiemaodexixing。
biru,tahuiyongwodeshuibeiheshui、huizhenzaiwotuishangchixiaoyuganhuoshikandianshi、wuliaodeshihouhuiniewoduzishangderuanrou…zuizhongyaodeshi,tahuizhijielaidiaowozuilidelingshichi!
birushuo,wocikezhengzaichide**xiatiao。
tawaizhetou,manmankaojinwo,yanjingsuozaiwochunfengzhongdejigenxiatiaoshang。
「zheigewohaoxiangmeichiguo。」
tayongshouwozhuwodehoubozi,shejiantanchu,zaiwodechunshangmosuo,juanzouxiatiao。
「gazhigazhi。」tarenzhenjujiaozhexiatiao,「zheimehaochidedongxi,niyiqianjingranbujiwochi!」
wodemeishaochuixiasantiaoheixian:「zheigegaoyan,nichiduolebuhao。」
tadetiwenlvegaoyuwo,shetouyoudaoci,beitatianguodezuijiaoyangtongyangtongde,zheiganjuerangren……shangtou。
wohaizaiziguzidilianhong,maogezhijienazoulewoshoushangdeyizhengbaogazhigazhidichileqilai。
woshenshouquna,tajiuceguoshenbaxiatiaonadeyuanyuande:「zheigegaoyan,nishaochi。」
「……栓Q。」
woturanxiangqizhiqianhaimailehenduolingshi,weilefangzhimaogewushishouzaichujudezuigaoceng。
maogezhuanxinzhizhidichizhe**xiatiao,wonieshouniejiaodilaidaochufang。
wanglebanyizijinlai,zhinengshishitiaoqilaiqugouchujudezuidingceng。
「yaonashenme?」maogecixingdeshengyincongwotoudingchuanlai。
wanglemaogezoulumeishengyin,wobeiheleyijiling,yigetuibuzhijietuidaolemaogehuaili。
maogebiaoqingweibian,fuzhewodegeborangwohetalachuyidianjuli:「linhe,zhanhao。」
「yaonashenme?」tayouwenleyici。
wozhilezhichujudingceng:「chide。」
maogeshenshoutiwoqingsongdinalexialai。
woyiweitahuichaozheyaochi,sheizhitajingranpotianhuangdihuidaolemaoshenli,paodaoyangtaishangshaiyueliang,haishibushifachuyishengcushengdihao。
dengwozouguoqu,shougangdashangmaogedenaodai,tajiuyongshuangzhuapengzhewodeshou,mizheyanjingyongnaodaizaiwozhangxinyibiancenglaicengqu,yibianfachugulugulushufudeshengyin。
wozheicaixiangqilai,maogehaoxiangyijinghaojiaolehaojiwanshangle。
这症状,像是……
「maoge,nishibushi**le?」
maogedunshiquanshenjiangying,yanjingdengyuan,maosibiwohaiyaozhenjing。
piankehou,maogezhuanshentiaoshangchuangtai。
yinweizhidaomaogejuyougaojizhihuisuoyizuijinwojiayijingmeiyousuochuangle,dankanmaogeyouzouzaizhangkuandechuangtaishanghaishibuyoudexinshenyijin。
maogemiaodijiaoleyisheng,youdianxiaosheng,womeitingqingshuodeshenme,suihoutacongchuangkouyiyueerxia。
「猫哥!」
我一下冲到窗口。
zhijianmaogezaikongzhonglinghuofangun,sijiaoluodihouxiangyuanfangpaozoule。
wozhangshuyikouqi,meishijiuhao。
maogeyiyeweigui,diertiancaiyilianyanzudihuijialai,bozishanghaiyoukeyidehonghen。
buzhidaohuibuhuizaibujiuzhihouyouyizhihuaiyundexiaomumaoshangmentaoyaoshuofa。
xinlimenmende,kanzheqiaozheerlangtuizaishafashanggeyoutangzhechi**xiatiaodemaogejiulaiqi。
buxing,yaobuhaishinongqujueyuba。
maogesiyousuogan,yinzangzaipengsongtoufalidemaoerdongledong,turanzhengjinweizuoqilai,hunshenshangxiadoutouluzhe「wohenguai」dexinxi。
wobielebiezui,zhuanguoshendeyishunjianyuguangkandaomaogejinbengdejianbanglikesongchilexialai,limazhuanshenhuiqufaxiantayouzuodebanbanzhengzhengdele。
……
guolejitian,daimaogequjueyudeshibeiwopaozhunaohou,yinwei——
shixishengxiabanzhundianjiupaole,woyigerenganlianggerendehuo,meitiandouyaojiabandaohaowan,leisile。
zheitianyoujiadaoshidianyihou,dazhemobanditiehuijia,congditiekouhuiwojiadelushangyouyiduananxiang,zheiduanshijianludenghuaile,wozhinengjiezhushoujishoudianweiruodeguangxian,tantexingzou。
zouzhezouzhe,qianmianchuanlai,yishengquanleidedihou。
wopingshishixihuangoude,danshidagaishizhidaozheizhigoubingbuyouhao,suoyijintianyoudianhaipa。
qianmianheiqiqidiyipian,zhikandejianliangzhifanzhelvguangdeyanjing。
woxiangtuichuxiangzi,napaquzhaogejiudianshuiyiwanyebuxiangrenuleta。
jiuzaiwoyibubudaotuishi,neiliangdianlvguangshenggaolexie。
tazhanleqilaibingqiezaixiangwokaojin。
wobuganpao,yinweitingshuogoujianrenpaohuigengjiaxingfenlaizhui。
怎么办怎么办……
我吓得两腿打颤……
lvguangzaijiejin,dihoushengyuelaiyueda,jianjiandi,takaishikuangfeileqilai。
shengyinhenda,zhenggexiangzidoushitadehuiyin。
wojianqidishangdeshitou,zhunbeitayidangongjiwo,wojiuyongshitoufanji。
jiuzaitayuelaiyuejiejin,jindaowonengwendaotadailaidexingqihemianqiangkandaotadelunkuoshi……
「喵!」(滚!)
maogecongtianerjiang,huaweishaonianshenyingluozaiwoqianmian。
「汪!」
「miao!」(zaibugunlaozidadenimandizhaoya!)
「……汪?」
「miao!!!」(tashiwoderen!)
maogedeshengyinchongmanleweishe,tadezhifengjianxiangjinganglangyiyangzhangchufenglideguci,wosihaobuhuaiyiruguobeineigucinaoshangyixiajueduihuipikairouzhan。
jinjiezhewotingjianyilianchuanyuanqudelingluanjiaobusheng,shineigouwuyanzhepaole。
「maoge!」woliangbubenxiangta,haobujinchidipudaotahuaili,「hesiwole。」
maogeshouhuiguci,yongweiliangdezhijiannieleniewodehoujing:「younimaoyeyewozai,sheiganqifuni。」
woyonggandonghechongbaidexingxingyanwangzheta,cishidemaogezaiwoxinliyoushimineimegao。
「buguo,maoge,niganggangheneizhigoudeshihouweishenmeyaomiaomiaojiao?」
感觉奶凶奶凶的。
「zheijiaozhongzuyazhi。」maogelianshanggualeyicenghongwu,「nidonggepi。」
neitianzhihou,buguanwoduowanxiabanluguoanxiangbuganwangqianzoushi,douhuitingjianyishengmaojiao。
ranhouwojiuhuijiandaoyizhimeiyouweibademaobuzouzaigaogaodeweiqiangshang,xianggeanzhongbaohudehuwei。
youshihouyehuihuachengrenxing,hewobingpaizouzaiyiqi,birujinwan。
「wozhendeningyuanzijidanduzuoshigexiangmuyebuxiangzaidaishixishengle。」
wodiediebuxiudibaoyuanzhe,maogesuiranmeiyouhuiying,danyemeiyoubunaifandeyangzi。
tashuangshouchazaikudouli,kanqilailanpilanpide,shizezaiguanchazhezhouwei。
「erqieneigeshixishengchalichaqide,mingmingzijinongcuolehaiyaogenlingdaomaiguai,shuoshiwomeigaosuguota,zuihoujiamojiayangdibazerenlandaozijishenshang,ranglingdaobieguaiwo。」
luguoyijiabianlidian,ganghaowanshangganfanganmeichidongxi。
「woqumaidianguandongzhu。」wogenmaogeshuoleyishengjiutalejinqu。
tiaolejigewanziyouyaoleluobuhemoyusijiezhengyaojiezhang——
「qianbei!niyezhuzheibianma?」
kaoyao!juranzaizheiliyudaoleneigeshixisheng!
「hehe,shia。haoqiao。」
「qianbeixiangchishenme?wolaiqingke!」
「bu、buyongle。」wolianlianbaishou,tayigeshixishengnengyouduoshaoqian?wohaodaishizhengshiyuangong,bunengzhanrenjiabianyi。
「neiqianbeibuyuanyirangwoqingke,buruqianbeilaiqingwoba?」
「ha?」wotemeshibushichuxianhuantingle???
「yebuduo,jiuzheixie。」tabamanmandangdangdegouwulanwangshouyintaishangyifang,dingshanghaiyouyidaishupiangunlechulai。
zheijiabianlidianmaidedongxibenlaijiubiwaimiangui,zheimeyilanzibudexiaoliangbai?
zhijiejujuedehuashibushixiandewohenxiaoqi?danshidayingdehuawoqibushigengjiayuandatou?zaozhidaowojiubujinlaimaishenmeguandongzhule!
jiuzaiwojiaojinnaozhibuzhigairuhejujuedeshihou——
「qitaoyinggaidaodajieshang,erbushizaibianlidianli。」yigeheisedeshenyingconghuojiahoumianzoulechulai。
zheishimaogebabaisuihaizaipanniqide:「didi?」
heiyishaonianjiaobuyidun,meimaodouledou:「linhe,nihao。wojiaoluoze。」
shixishengkanlekanwoheluoze,zuihouzailuozedeyigebinglengdeyanshensaoshexiaxingxingranzoule,lianneidouzichishidoubuyaole。
chulebianlidiandemen,maogezhengcaizheyizhihuilaoshudeweiba,yihuierfangkaiyihuiercaizhu,mianmubiaoqingdidouzhewan。
tingjiankaimendeshengxiang,tayijiaobalaoshuchuaijiduozaianchudeliulangxiaomao,taiqitouwendao:「zenmezheimejiu?」
luozecongwoshenhouzoulechulai:「ge。」
maogeyibajiangwoladaotashenhou,jingtididingzheluoze:「niyouyaozuoshenme?!」
luozehaokandexiaolianshangguazhejifenyushuohaixiudeweiqu,zhenshiwojianyoulian。
keximaogewanquanbuchizheitao,yijiufangbeidijindingzheta。
luozechuchukeliandeyanshenzhuanxiangwo。
我光速移开了视线。
biekanwo!woyebuchizheitao!suiranniganggangbangguowo,danwoshimaogezheibiande!
dui!wojiushibangqinbubangli!
luozezuihoumanshishoushangdishuolezaijianhou,yigerentaruyese,tuliuxiayididebeishang。
「qishiganggangtabangwojielewei。」huijiadelushangwogenmaogeshuo。
「nibuyaoxiangxinta,taxinyanheizheni。」maogeyuqijiaoji,「tabuguanzuoshenmedoushiyoumudede!」
「neiwoxiacijianjuebulitale。」
maogetebiechayidikanzhewo。
「zenmele?」zheidaobawozhengbuhuile。
「meishi。」tayikaishixian,jixuwangqianzou。
「daodizenmela?」wozoukuaibanbu,waizhetouqukanta。
maogedunxiabuzi,yanshenzaiwoshenshangzhuanlehaojiquan,yimiaoliangmiao……
「linhe,woshuoshenmenidouhuixinma?」
「xina,weishenme……」buxinlianggezihaihanzaikouli,maogeshuangshouyihejiangwolanruhuaizhong,ditouxiangwowenlai。
wodeshuangyandunshidengdebixiaohuangrenhaida。
什么情况啊这是……
ruguoshuodiyicishiweilexiaochuwodejiyi,diercishiweilezaiwokouzhongqiangshi,neizheiciyoushiweishenme?!
yiwenjieshu,wodelianyijingbianchengleyuanjinchimingdehongfushipingguo:「ni……niwei、weishenmeyaoqinwo?」
maogezhoulezhoumei,lisuodangrandao:「weishenmebunengqin?youbushimeiqinguo。」
shuowantayuzaiduxiangwoyalai。
woganjinwuzhuzuiba,tuileyibu:「maoge!dengdeng……woshigeren!」
taguorantinglexialai:「shigeren,suoyini?」
「woheni%#…dehuaneiqibushi……ren……shou?」
「zhunqueshuolainishiyigefanren,erwo……」maogechoupidiyongdamuzhizhilezhizhengwaizhezuixiaodeziji,「shiyizhilingmaozudeshenshou。」
tadedashouanzaiwotoushangpailepai:「buguomeishi,nimaogebuxianqini!」
shuowan,tadenaodaiyoujinlejicun,wozaicituihouyibu。
「又怎么了?」
「nineiwanchuquzhaoxiaoyemaoleba?!wokebuyaodangxiaosan!」haishimaodexiaosan。
「什么时候?」
「jiunihenghengjijideneiwan!」
maogechelechezuijiao,fachuyiyibumingdexiaosheng:「chicua?linhe。」
「chinimei!」wofenlituikaimaoge,qihuhudidabuchaojiazouqu。
maogemozhehounaoshaozhuileshanglai:「zenmeturanshengqile?」
huijiazhihou,wobamaogeguanzailewoshizhiwai。
maogezhijiehuidaomaoshenranhougenyetisidecongqiangshangdeyigexiaotongfengkongzuanlejinlai。
woguozhebeizibeiduizheta。
tabuhuangbumangditiaoshangchuang,zhuanlegequan,bazijituanchengyituanshuizailaoweizhishang。
shuishuishui!yitiantianbushichijiushishui。
woyuexiangyueqi,suoxingyijiaobamaogechuaixiachuangqu。
「喵!」(林禾!)
maogezhazhemao,biaoqingheneditiaodaowodezhentoushang。
wogangduozaibeizilidalegeheqian,cishizhenghaoyouliangkejingyingdeleizhuguazaiyanjiao。
takandaoleizhu,biaoqinglengzhu,zhazhedemaoquanshoulehuiqu,wojingranhaizaitadezhitiyuyanzhongkanchujifenshouzuwucuo。
taxiaoxinyiyidikaojin,shenchushetoutiandiaowodeyanlei:「miao?」(weishenmeku?)
**cuiyanqixilai,chenmobuyudanyongchuchukeliandemuguangkanzheta。
「ai。」tahuaweirenxing,bawobaoliantongbeiziyiqibaozhu,「meiyoubiedexiaoyemao,jiuchuqudaleyiwanshangjia,bangwodexiaodimenbaneixiebeiyegouzhanlededipanjiqianghuilaile。」
「zaishuole,woshilingmaozu,bushimao。jiuxiangnishiren,bushiyuanrenyiyang。ni**huiquzhaoyizhileirenyuanma?」
「duiduidui,ninshilingmao,ninshishenshou,woshifanren,wopeibushangnin!」
「daoyebuyongzheimewangzifeibo。」talaxiawobandangzheliandebeizi,「woshuonipeideshang,nijiupeideshang。」
tadixiatou,maoerzaiwojingjiancengzhe,naoderenxinyangyang。
hurantataiqitou,yanweifahong,xiaodechongmanleyouhuo:「xiangbuxiangzhanshangwodeweidao?」
「niyaojiwotianmaome?」woshahuhudifawen。
「wu……#£¥%……」
……
ciri,woyinweiyaosuandaoqibulechuang,beipoqingleyitianjia。
wopazaichuangshang,yipangdemaogeyishouchengzhetou,yishouzaiwoyaoshangqingqingdi**。
tayanjingbanhezhe,yebuzhishixingshishui,wozaixinlianxiang,yaobuhaishijueyuba,buranshoukudehaishiwo。
maogeturanshoushangyongli,suandewochadiantiaoqilai。
maogezhengyan:「xiangdoubiexiang。」
wangyougexingshiyizhongtaidudianping:zheishimuqianoukanguozuihaokandeyibenyanqingxiaoshuo,《maomiyoudianchou》degouxiangxinying,tiaoliqingxi,fubihenduo,danshikandeshihouhenmingbai,yidiandoubuluan。
wangyouhuaipengyouliubuzhudianping:kanwanheizhimahudexiaoshuo,nengganshoudaoheizhimahuzilixingjianderenzhen,shejiqingjiedeyongxin,zheiyeshiyizhongbutong,dianzanhenduoci。
猫咪有点丑