抖音完结《猫咪有点丑》林禾猫哥(全文在线阅读)

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    「maoge…」caoduili,meiyou。「maoge…」lajixiangli,meiyou。「maoge…」woxianqizhangyishangbuzhibeisheiyiluodejiubaozhi,haishimeiyou。「nizaizhaoshenme?」yigehaotingdeshaonianyinturanzaiwoerbianxiangqi。woxianshijingleyixia,zhuantouqukanshengyindelaichu,neishiyigezhangdehaokandaoyouxieyaoyedeheiyishaonian。「nizaizhaoshenme?」「wodemao。」「mao?」「ng,yizhichouchoude、baisede,tadeerduoque...

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回到家。

maogebajinlianzizhongxinfangzaiwoshoushang,「shuolezheishiwode,nihaibuxin。」

「keshinituranjiwoyitiaojinlianziganshenme?」

「nibushishuomeiqian?naquhuanqian。」

wobajinlianzihaijimaoge:「suanlesuanle,zheikanqilaimanzhongyaodeyangzi,haishinizijiliuzheba。」

「zheiyoushenmede,wojialihaoduo。」

「好多?」

「shia,zheiwanyierjiuxiangnimenrenleichushengshizhangbeisongdezhangmingsuoyiyang,womenlingmaojiexihuansongjinlianzi,suoyiwojiaduodehen。」

「jiranduodehen,neiweishenmemaodiyaolaimaoling?」

maogechixiaoyisheng:「zhiyaoshiwode,tadouxiangyao。」

tazhuantoukanxiangwo,yizhidashoudazaiwotoushang,bizhewozhishita:「nikejizhule,wocaishinizhuzi,biegenzhetapaole。」

「???」bushi!denghuier!sheishisheizhuzi?!

……

zicongmaogedemimibeiwofaxianzhihou,tajiuyizhibaochizherenxing。

taderongqibianchengleyizhiputongdemao,zhiyouwanshangshuijuedeshihoutacaihuihuidaomaoshenliqu。

maogesuiranbianchenglerenxing,danyijiubaochizheyixiemaodexixing。

biru,tahuiyongwodeshuibeiheshui、huizhenzaiwotuishangchixiaoyuganhuoshikandianshi、wuliaodeshihouhuiniewoduzishangderuanrou…zuizhongyaodeshi,tahuizhijielaidiaowozuilidelingshichi!

birushuo,wocikezhengzaichide**xiatiao。

tawaizhetou,manmankaojinwo,yanjingsuozaiwochunfengzhongdejigenxiatiaoshang。

「zheigewohaoxiangmeichiguo。」

tayongshouwozhuwodehoubozi,shejiantanchu,zaiwodechunshangmosuo,juanzouxiatiao。

「gazhigazhi。」tarenzhenjujiaozhexiatiao,「zheimehaochidedongxi,niyiqianjingranbujiwochi!」

wodemeishaochuixiasantiaoheixian:「zheigegaoyan,nichiduolebuhao。」

tadetiwenlvegaoyuwo,shetouyoudaoci,beitatianguodezuijiaoyangtongyangtongde,zheiganjuerangren……shangtou。

wohaizaiziguzidilianhong,maogezhijienazoulewoshoushangdeyizhengbaogazhigazhidichileqilai。

woshenshouquna,tajiuceguoshenbaxiatiaonadeyuanyuande:「zheigegaoyan,nishaochi。」

「……栓Q。」

woturanxiangqizhiqianhaimailehenduolingshi,weilefangzhimaogewushishouzaichujudezuigaoceng。

maogezhuanxinzhizhidichizhe**xiatiao,wonieshouniejiaodilaidaochufang。

wanglebanyizijinlai,zhinengshishitiaoqilaiqugouchujudezuidingceng。

「yaonashenme?」maogecixingdeshengyincongwotoudingchuanlai。

wanglemaogezoulumeishengyin,wobeiheleyijiling,yigetuibuzhijietuidaolemaogehuaili。

maogebiaoqingweibian,fuzhewodegeborangwohetalachuyidianjuli:「linhe,zhanhao。」

「yaonashenme?」tayouwenleyici。

wozhilezhichujudingceng:「chide。」

maogeshenshoutiwoqingsongdinalexialai。

woyiweitahuichaozheyaochi,sheizhitajingranpotianhuangdihuidaolemaoshenli,paodaoyangtaishangshaiyueliang,haishibushifachuyishengcushengdihao。

dengwozouguoqu,shougangdashangmaogedenaodai,tajiuyongshuangzhuapengzhewodeshou,mizheyanjingyongnaodaizaiwozhangxinyibiancenglaicengqu,yibianfachugulugulushufudeshengyin。

wozheicaixiangqilai,maogehaoxiangyijinghaojiaolehaojiwanshangle。

这症状,像是……

「maoge,nishibushi**le?」

maogedunshiquanshenjiangying,yanjingdengyuan,maosibiwohaiyaozhenjing。

piankehou,maogezhuanshentiaoshangchuangtai。

yinweizhidaomaogejuyougaojizhihuisuoyizuijinwojiayijingmeiyousuochuangle,dankanmaogeyouzouzaizhangkuandechuangtaishanghaishibuyoudexinshenyijin。

maogemiaodijiaoleyisheng,youdianxiaosheng,womeitingqingshuodeshenme,suihoutacongchuangkouyiyueerxia。

「猫哥!」

我一下冲到窗口。

zhijianmaogezaikongzhonglinghuofangun,sijiaoluodihouxiangyuanfangpaozoule。

wozhangshuyikouqi,meishijiuhao。

maogeyiyeweigui,diertiancaiyilianyanzudihuijialai,bozishanghaiyoukeyidehonghen。

buzhidaohuibuhuizaibujiuzhihouyouyizhihuaiyundexiaomumaoshangmentaoyaoshuofa。

xinlimenmende,kanzheqiaozheerlangtuizaishafashanggeyoutangzhechi**xiatiaodemaogejiulaiqi。

buxing,yaobuhaishinongqujueyuba。

maogesiyousuogan,yinzangzaipengsongtoufalidemaoerdongledong,turanzhengjinweizuoqilai,hunshenshangxiadoutouluzhe「wohenguai」dexinxi。

wobielebiezui,zhuanguoshendeyishunjianyuguangkandaomaogejinbengdejianbanglikesongchilexialai,limazhuanshenhuiqufaxiantayouzuodebanbanzhengzhengdele。

……

guolejitian,daimaogequjueyudeshibeiwopaozhunaohou,yinwei——

shixishengxiabanzhundianjiupaole,woyigerenganlianggerendehuo,meitiandouyaojiabandaohaowan,leisile。

zheitianyoujiadaoshidianyihou,dazhemobanditiehuijia,congditiekouhuiwojiadelushangyouyiduananxiang,zheiduanshijianludenghuaile,wozhinengjiezhushoujishoudianweiruodeguangxian,tantexingzou。

zouzhezouzhe,qianmianchuanlai,yishengquanleidedihou。

wopingshishixihuangoude,danshidagaishizhidaozheizhigoubingbuyouhao,suoyijintianyoudianhaipa。

qianmianheiqiqidiyipian,zhikandejianliangzhifanzhelvguangdeyanjing。

woxiangtuichuxiangzi,napaquzhaogejiudianshuiyiwanyebuxiangrenuleta。

jiuzaiwoyibubudaotuishi,neiliangdianlvguangshenggaolexie。

tazhanleqilaibingqiezaixiangwokaojin。

wobuganpao,yinweitingshuogoujianrenpaohuigengjiaxingfenlaizhui。

怎么办怎么办……

我吓得两腿打颤……

lvguangzaijiejin,dihoushengyuelaiyueda,jianjiandi,takaishikuangfeileqilai。

shengyinhenda,zhenggexiangzidoushitadehuiyin。

wojianqidishangdeshitou,zhunbeitayidangongjiwo,wojiuyongshitoufanji。

jiuzaitayuelaiyuejiejin,jindaowonengwendaotadailaidexingqihemianqiangkandaotadelunkuoshi……

「喵!」(滚!)

maogecongtianerjiang,huaweishaonianshenyingluozaiwoqianmian。

「汪!」

「miao!」(zaibugunlaozidadenimandizhaoya!)

「……汪?」

「miao!!!」(tashiwoderen!)

maogedeshengyinchongmanleweishe,tadezhifengjianxiangjinganglangyiyangzhangchufenglideguci,wosihaobuhuaiyiruguobeineigucinaoshangyixiajueduihuipikairouzhan。

jinjiezhewotingjianyilianchuanyuanqudelingluanjiaobusheng,shineigouwuyanzhepaole。

「maoge!」woliangbubenxiangta,haobujinchidipudaotahuaili,「hesiwole。」

maogeshouhuiguci,yongweiliangdezhijiannieleniewodehoujing:「younimaoyeyewozai,sheiganqifuni。」

woyonggandonghechongbaidexingxingyanwangzheta,cishidemaogezaiwoxinliyoushimineimegao。

「buguo,maoge,niganggangheneizhigoudeshihouweishenmeyaomiaomiaojiao?」

感觉奶凶奶凶的。

「zheijiaozhongzuyazhi。」maogelianshanggualeyicenghongwu,「nidonggepi。」

neitianzhihou,buguanwoduowanxiabanluguoanxiangbuganwangqianzoushi,douhuitingjianyishengmaojiao。

ranhouwojiuhuijiandaoyizhimeiyouweibademaobuzouzaigaogaodeweiqiangshang,xianggeanzhongbaohudehuwei。

youshihouyehuihuachengrenxing,hewobingpaizouzaiyiqi,birujinwan。

「wozhendeningyuanzijidanduzuoshigexiangmuyebuxiangzaidaishixishengle。」

wodiediebuxiudibaoyuanzhe,maogesuiranmeiyouhuiying,danyemeiyoubunaifandeyangzi。

tashuangshouchazaikudouli,kanqilailanpilanpide,shizezaiguanchazhezhouwei。

「erqieneigeshixishengchalichaqide,mingmingzijinongcuolehaiyaogenlingdaomaiguai,shuoshiwomeigaosuguota,zuihoujiamojiayangdibazerenlandaozijishenshang,ranglingdaobieguaiwo。」

luguoyijiabianlidian,ganghaowanshangganfanganmeichidongxi。

「woqumaidianguandongzhu。」wogenmaogeshuoleyishengjiutalejinqu。

tiaolejigewanziyouyaoleluobuhemoyusijiezhengyaojiezhang——

「qianbei!niyezhuzheibianma?」

kaoyao!juranzaizheiliyudaoleneigeshixisheng!

「hehe,shia。haoqiao。」

「qianbeixiangchishenme?wolaiqingke!」

「bu、buyongle。」wolianlianbaishou,tayigeshixishengnengyouduoshaoqian?wohaodaishizhengshiyuangong,bunengzhanrenjiabianyi。

「neiqianbeibuyuanyirangwoqingke,buruqianbeilaiqingwoba?」

「ha?」wotemeshibushichuxianhuantingle???

「yebuduo,jiuzheixie。」tabamanmandangdangdegouwulanwangshouyintaishangyifang,dingshanghaiyouyidaishupiangunlechulai。

zheijiabianlidianmaidedongxibenlaijiubiwaimiangui,zheimeyilanzibudexiaoliangbai?

zhijiejujuedehuashibushixiandewohenxiaoqi?danshidayingdehuawoqibushigengjiayuandatou?zaozhidaowojiubujinlaimaishenmeguandongzhule!

jiuzaiwojiaojinnaozhibuzhigairuhejujuedeshihou——

「qitaoyinggaidaodajieshang,erbushizaibianlidianli。」yigeheisedeshenyingconghuojiahoumianzoulechulai。

zheishimaogebabaisuihaizaipanniqide:「didi?」

heiyishaonianjiaobuyidun,meimaodouledou:「linhe,nihao。wojiaoluoze。」

shixishengkanlekanwoheluoze,zuihouzailuozedeyigebinglengdeyanshensaoshexiaxingxingranzoule,lianneidouzichishidoubuyaole。

chulebianlidiandemen,maogezhengcaizheyizhihuilaoshudeweiba,yihuierfangkaiyihuiercaizhu,mianmubiaoqingdidouzhewan。

tingjiankaimendeshengxiang,tayijiaobalaoshuchuaijiduozaianchudeliulangxiaomao,taiqitouwendao:「zenmezheimejiu?」

luozecongwoshenhouzoulechulai:「ge。」

maogeyibajiangwoladaotashenhou,jingtididingzheluoze:「niyouyaozuoshenme?!」

luozehaokandexiaolianshangguazhejifenyushuohaixiudeweiqu,zhenshiwojianyoulian。

keximaogewanquanbuchizheitao,yijiufangbeidijindingzheta。

luozechuchukeliandeyanshenzhuanxiangwo。

我光速移开了视线。

biekanwo!woyebuchizheitao!suiranniganggangbangguowo,danwoshimaogezheibiande!

dui!wojiushibangqinbubangli!

luozezuihoumanshishoushangdishuolezaijianhou,yigerentaruyese,tuliuxiayididebeishang。

「qishiganggangtabangwojielewei。」huijiadelushangwogenmaogeshuo。

「nibuyaoxiangxinta,taxinyanheizheni。」maogeyuqijiaoji,「tabuguanzuoshenmedoushiyoumudede!」

「neiwoxiacijianjuebulitale。」

maogetebiechayidikanzhewo。

「zenmele?」zheidaobawozhengbuhuile。

「meishi。」tayikaishixian,jixuwangqianzou。

「daodizenmela?」wozoukuaibanbu,waizhetouqukanta。

maogedunxiabuzi,yanshenzaiwoshenshangzhuanlehaojiquan,yimiaoliangmiao……

「linhe,woshuoshenmenidouhuixinma?」

「xina,weishenme……」buxinlianggezihaihanzaikouli,maogeshuangshouyihejiangwolanruhuaizhong,ditouxiangwowenlai。

wodeshuangyandunshidengdebixiaohuangrenhaida。

什么情况啊这是……

ruguoshuodiyicishiweilexiaochuwodejiyi,diercishiweilezaiwokouzhongqiangshi,neizheiciyoushiweishenme?!

yiwenjieshu,wodelianyijingbianchengleyuanjinchimingdehongfushipingguo:「ni……niwei、weishenmeyaoqinwo?」

maogezhoulezhoumei,lisuodangrandao:「weishenmebunengqin?youbushimeiqinguo。」

shuowantayuzaiduxiangwoyalai。

woganjinwuzhuzuiba,tuileyibu:「maoge!dengdeng……woshigeren!」

taguorantinglexialai:「shigeren,suoyini?」

「woheni%#…dehuaneiqibushi……ren……shou?」

「zhunqueshuolainishiyigefanren,erwo……」maogechoupidiyongdamuzhizhilezhizhengwaizhezuixiaodeziji,「shiyizhilingmaozudeshenshou。」

tadedashouanzaiwotoushangpailepai:「buguomeishi,nimaogebuxianqini!」

shuowan,tadenaodaiyoujinlejicun,wozaicituihouyibu。

「又怎么了?」

「nineiwanchuquzhaoxiaoyemaoleba?!wokebuyaodangxiaosan!」haishimaodexiaosan。

「什么时候?」

「jiunihenghengjijideneiwan!」

maogechelechezuijiao,fachuyiyibumingdexiaosheng:「chicua?linhe。」

「chinimei!」wofenlituikaimaoge,qihuhudidabuchaojiazouqu。

maogemozhehounaoshaozhuileshanglai:「zenmeturanshengqile?」

huijiazhihou,wobamaogeguanzailewoshizhiwai。

maogezhijiehuidaomaoshenranhougenyetisidecongqiangshangdeyigexiaotongfengkongzuanlejinlai。

woguozhebeizibeiduizheta。

tabuhuangbumangditiaoshangchuang,zhuanlegequan,bazijituanchengyituanshuizailaoweizhishang。

shuishuishui!yitiantianbushichijiushishui。

woyuexiangyueqi,suoxingyijiaobamaogechuaixiachuangqu。

「喵!」(林禾!)

maogezhazhemao,biaoqingheneditiaodaowodezhentoushang。

wogangduozaibeizilidalegeheqian,cishizhenghaoyouliangkejingyingdeleizhuguazaiyanjiao。

takandaoleizhu,biaoqinglengzhu,zhazhedemaoquanshoulehuiqu,wojingranhaizaitadezhitiyuyanzhongkanchujifenshouzuwucuo。

taxiaoxinyiyidikaojin,shenchushetoutiandiaowodeyanlei:「miao?」(weishenmeku?)

**cuiyanqixilai,chenmobuyudanyongchuchukeliandemuguangkanzheta。

「ai。」tahuaweirenxing,bawobaoliantongbeiziyiqibaozhu,「meiyoubiedexiaoyemao,jiuchuqudaleyiwanshangjia,bangwodexiaodimenbaneixiebeiyegouzhanlededipanjiqianghuilaile。」

「zaishuole,woshilingmaozu,bushimao。jiuxiangnishiren,bushiyuanrenyiyang。ni**huiquzhaoyizhileirenyuanma?」

「duiduidui,ninshilingmao,ninshishenshou,woshifanren,wopeibushangnin!」

「daoyebuyongzheimewangzifeibo。」talaxiawobandangzheliandebeizi,「woshuonipeideshang,nijiupeideshang。」

tadixiatou,maoerzaiwojingjiancengzhe,naoderenxinyangyang。

hurantataiqitou,yanweifahong,xiaodechongmanleyouhuo:「xiangbuxiangzhanshangwodeweidao?」

「niyaojiwotianmaome?」woshahuhudifawen。

「wu……#£¥%……」

……

ciri,woyinweiyaosuandaoqibulechuang,beipoqingleyitianjia。

wopazaichuangshang,yipangdemaogeyishouchengzhetou,yishouzaiwoyaoshangqingqingdi**。

tayanjingbanhezhe,yebuzhishixingshishui,wozaixinlianxiang,yaobuhaishijueyuba,buranshoukudehaishiwo。

maogeturanshoushangyongli,suandewochadiantiaoqilai。

maogezhengyan:「xiangdoubiexiang。」

wangyougexingshiyizhongtaidudianping:zheishimuqianoukanguozuihaokandeyibenyanqingxiaoshuo,《maomiyoudianchou》degouxiangxinying,tiaoliqingxi,fubihenduo,danshikandeshihouhenmingbai,yidiandoubuluan。

wangyouhuaipengyouliubuzhudianping:kanwanheizhimahudexiaoshuo,nengganshoudaoheizhimahuzilixingjianderenzhen,shejiqingjiedeyongxin,zheiyeshiyizhongbutong,dianzanhenduoci。