《笑死,都重生了谁还供渣女上大学》 小说介绍
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zhangligengqile,zheigeyunhuijiushiguyide,shiguyizheimeshuo,guyirangtabugaoxingde,tashibuhuirangtadeyinmoudechengde。
tajiuyaoxiao,haiyaoxiaodekaixin,kanzheyunhuizoule,zhanglizaihoumiandajiao。
“yunhui,bieyiweinizheiyangwojiuhuiduokanniyiyan,wobuhuishangdangde,yihouwomenlianggerenjiuzaiyebushipengyoule。”
yunhuidoumeiyoutingxialai,xiangzhe,sheiyuanyigennizuopengyoua。
huidaojiaoshi,weichenpayishengbashijuanfangzaiyunhuidemianqian,“xianzaijulishangkehaiyoubangexiaoshideshijian,nibazheizhangjuanzizuochulairangwojiancha。”
yunhuikanleyiyan,shishuxuejuanzi,zaikanbizhouhelinge,tamenlianggerendemiansebujia,kanlaibeizheizhangjuanzijinandaole。
“kannimenlianggedebiaoqing,zheizhangjuanzinimenmeiyoujigema?”
liangrenyaomedixiatou,yaomekanwaimiandezoulang,weichenlenghengyisheng,“nalishimeiyoujigeneimejiandan,neishizhijie40fendoumeiyou。”
yunhuiyileng,kanzheshijuan,“neiwo…yeyoukenengbujige。”
weichenqidebuxing,suoxingrangtaxianzuochulaizaishuo。
“xingle,niganjinzuoba,zheiyangwocainenggoubanimendewentihuizongyixia,ranhouweinimenzhidingjihua。”
weichenbuxianglangfeishijian,rangyunhuiganjinzuoti。
yunhuiyemeiyouyouyu,zuoxialaikaishixie,meiyidaotitadourenzhenxiele,qunianbuhuide,tayexiangleyixiebuzhouxieshangqu,xiangzhewanyinenggoude2fenni。
zaixiewanyihou,weichenjiunaguoqugaile。
zaigaiwanyihouhenshixianqidekanzheyunhui,“nidaoshijigele,danshihenduotiniyebuhui,haiyouhoumianzheigeshigansha?banizhidaodedongxiquanbuxieshangqugansha?
bushijinidemeiyigedongxi,nidouyaoquanbuxiechuxiangguandegongshide,nixiegongshiyebujinifena。
haiyoufuzhuxianbuyaoluanhua,nishixianqinizheigeshangmianbugouhuama?”
云辉:“……”
bizhouhelingetingdaodouxiaole,henhao,doutucaole,tamenxinlimeilegaoxingle。
zhiqianhaiyiwei,zhitucaotamenni,zhiyaobushijiuxing,tamenjiunenggoujieshou,burantamenjiuyaoqisile。
“nimensangedouyouhendadewenti,jintiankaishizhengshijinrubuxijieduan,”
yunhuizaizheishihougangadekaikou,“jintianbuxing,jintianwomenjiabanjianimenyaobuyaoyiqiguoquchinuanguofan?”
zheixiasanrendouzhenjingdekanzheyunhui,“nizhendeyaobanjiaa?nibatongyile?”
“nibayetaihaoleba?”lingedouyoudianxianmule,“nibushiganggennibashuoxiangyaozufangzima?tazheijiugaodingle?”
“meicuo,fangzidouyijingnonghaole,zhijiebanjinlaijiushile。jintianwobatamenbandongxi。
wofangxueguohoujiuyaozhijieguoqule,suoyinimenyaobuyaoyiqi?”
yunhuijuedehaishiyaoyaoqingyixiahaoxiongdide,kantamenyaobuyaoyiqichifan。
“dangranyao。”bizhouganjinkaikou,“womenkeshihaoxiongdi,nizheimezhongyaodeshiqingyidingyidingyaocanyu。”
fangxuehou,tamenjiuyiqichaozhezufangzidedifangqu。
jintianzaicunzilibandongxideshihou,xudaniuyefaxianle。
tapaoguoquzhaoyunzhe,caizhidao,yunzhezhendezulefangzi,tamenzhendeyaobanjia,xudaniudangshijiubuyuanyile,chongguolaizhuazheyunzhejiuyaozhuatadelian,beiyunzhezhuazhuleshou,“nifengleshibushi?”
“wojiushifengle,nigangenwolihun,wozenmejiubugannaoni!”
xudaniuconglaimeixiangguoyouyitian,yunzhenenggougentalihun,yaozhidaoyunzhezheigechunhuo,zuishiaitale,batapengzaishouxinli,yizhiyilaigengshimanzutaderenheyaoqiu,xianzaijuranganlihun。
yunzheyibajiangtatuikai,rangtahenhendiezuozaidishang,“nidougenbierenqingqingwowoaimeibuqingle,xianzaihaihaoyisiwenwoweishenmelihun?”
benlaiyinweibanjia,laibangmangderenjiutingduode,dajiakandaozheigechangmiandoujuedeyunzhezuodedui。
“niwumiewo?yunzhenitaibushidongxile,”xudaniuchaozheyunzhetuleliangkoukoushui,jixukaikouma,“dangchuwobuyuanyigennijiehun,nifeiyaoquwo。
wojinishenglehaizi,nirujinyaogenwolihun,nizhenbushidongxi!”
yunzhelengzhule,kanzhetadeshihouzhijuedelipu,“dangchunandaobushiniyaogenwojiehundema?”
“neishiyinweinijiulewo!”xudaniufennudedahouzhe,dangniantabuxiaoxindiedaohelile,shiyunzhebatajiuqilaile,erqiezheijianshibeihenduorendoukandaole,daozhitabudebujia。
云哲:“?”
“shenme?”yunzhezhenjingdekanzheta,“wodangchujiunihaijiucuole?wojiuyinggaikanzheniyansi?”
许大妞:?”
xudaniuhenhendengletayiyan,“nijuranhaixiangzherangwosi?”
zheihuajiurangyunzhebugaoxingle,“zheibushinizijishuode,ningyuannibujiuwo?xianzaizenmeyoujuedebuduile?
haiyoua,dangchushinimenjiaguolaishanglianghunshide,neiwoshibushiyekeyishuo,nidanwuwodeyinyuanle?
dangchushibushinizijilaidaowomianqianshuo,yuanyigenwojiehun,yuanyijiajiwode?”
许大妞:“……”
“houlai,nixianqiwozhengqianshao,bawoganchuqu,rangwozaiwaimianzhengqian,womeigeyuebagongzijini,jieguoninaquyanglaobailianfunvle,nishuodaodisheidecuo?”
老白脸张金:“?”
“nihushuo!”xudaniudahouyisheng,xiangyaofanbo。
zheixiacunliderenbudaxingle,dajiafenfenchulaibangzheyunzhezuozheng。
“yunzhezenmehushuole?nidaoshishuoshuokana?
womendajiadoukandaole,nimeitianquzhangjinjiali,jitaxiyizuofan,nihaizuozaiyuanzilirangtahuani。”
“meicuoyouyici,womenhaikandaonimenlianggebaozaiyiqile。”
“yiqian,nijiuzhidaozhaoguzhangli,yunhuiedewawajiao,yigerenzaicunzilimandipa,nijiugenmeiyoukandaoside。”
“nigenneigezhangjinhaiyouzhangliyiqichuqumaidongxichifandeyangzi,neijiushiyijiaren。”
“meicuo,haoduocidajiadoukandaoniyidazaocongzhangjinjialichulai,nimenyaoshizhendemeiyoushenme,neinimengunanguanvdeshizaiganshenme?
kebiegaosuwomen,nimenyiyedouzaihuahua。”
xudaniuzheixialiansejiugendiaosepanside,feichangnankan,yebuzhidaoyaoshuoshenmelaifanbotamendehua。
yunzhekanzheta,yanjinglidoushibinglengcigudehen,“nizijikankan,nizuodeshiqingsheibuzhidao,yihouerzigenzhewo。
mingtianle,nizijilaiminzhengjuwomenlihun,buranwojiuyaoranggonganchacha,zheixienianwojinideqiandaodiyongzailesheideshenshang。
tingshuozheigelaobailianhaishishenmehuajiaxiehuide,nimenshuowoyaoshizhaoguoqu,renjiahuibuhuishuonimenshizhananjiannva?”
zhangjinganjinchongchulaikanzheyunzhekaikou,“buxing,nibunengqu,bunenghushuo。”
xudaniukanzhezhangjinchongchulai,haiyiweiyouleyikao,kanzhetademuguangdouzailasi。
shijishanggenbenjiubushineihuishi。
zhangjinzhibuguoshihaipazijidemingshengbeilianleilebale。
taxianzaizhiyouyigeniantou,neijiushiyidingyaodengdaijihui,churentoudi。
tayaochengweiyishujia,yidingyao!
takanxianglexudaniu,yuzhongxinzhangdeshuo,“daniu,nigendajiajieshijieshi,nigenyunzhedeshiqing,nimenlianggerenzijishangliang,dangranleruguonimenlianggezhendejuede,nimenyijingmeiyoubanfajixuzouxiaqu,neiwoxiang,nimenlianggefenkaiyeshiyigezhengquedexuanze。”
zheihuadeyisijiushi,weilewodemingsheng,niganjinlihunba。
xudaniutinglezhangjindehuajiutongyile,“hao,womenlihun,danshiniyaojiwopeichang。”
云哲:“?”
cunlirenbeitadebuyaolianjingdaile,tashizenmeyoulianshuochuzheijuhuade。
neixiezhengyidedamamenkanbuxiaqule,fenfenchongchulaibangzheyunzheshuohua。
“xudaniu,nibiebuyaolianle,nigenzhangjinliangge,zaiqianjinian,neijiushiyaonongqunongchanggaizaode,nimenzheishiluangaonannvguanxi。”
“budui,tamenzheishichuguihehunwaiqing。”
“buduizheishigaopoxie。”
xudaniushunjianjiufengle,tazenmekenengrangsuoyourenzheimematani?“nimenhushuobadao,hushuobadao,nimentongtongguna。
yunzhe,womingtianyidinghuilaigennilihun!”
yunzhededaozheigedaanzheicaidaizhedajiazoule。
dengtamenbajialidedongxiquanbudoushoushihao,youqumailecaihuilai,jiukandaojigehaizihuilaile。
erqieweichenbizhouhelinge,tamensangehaimaileyixieshuihepijiulai。
“shushuhao,womenlaijinimennuanfangle。”
kanzhesanzhizheimeguai,tamendoubuzhidaoshuoshenmehaole。
“haohaohao,kuaijinquxiuxi,yunhuidefangjianzaierlou,nimenquerlouwanba。”
tamensangebadongxifangxia,jiuchaozheerlouqule,daolecaifaxian,erlouyoushafa【zhuzide】,youdianshi【caidian】,haiyouyigezuojidianhua。
yunhuidefangjianli,jingranhaiyouyitaidiannao,shenzhilalewangxian。
lingehebizhouxianmubuyi,zheishishenmejueshihaobaba,tamenzhenshixianmujiduhena。
yunhuiyemeixiangdaoyoudiannao,taxialelouwenyunzhe,yunzhejiushuole,“nialaoquwangbabuhao,zaijialiwantinghao,babayougepengyoujialiyaohuanxinde,wojiurangtabazheigejiwole。
nifangxin,yihoudengbabayouqianle,kendingjinihuangexindehaobu?”
yunhuitingleyihouyoushidiantouyoushiyaotoude,“ba,jiuzheigeba,yihouzaishuo。”
tayihouzhuanleqianzijihuan,taxianzaiqueshixuyaodiannao,taxiangyaoxiexiaoshuo,shangbeiziyouershiduoniandekanxiaoshuojingyan,gengshiyouliuniandexiezuojingyan,tazhisuoyiyouneimeduoqianjizhangli,jiushiyinweitachulegongdiganhuo,haizaixiexiaoshuo。
taxianzaiyiranyaoxiexiaoshuo,tongshiyaobaxuexijinaxia,xianzaidetakeyizijidingzhijihua,ranhouyaoqiuzijibixuyaowancheng,bijingdangniannianjixiao,zongshihuitoulanshade。
笑死,都重生了谁还供渣女上大学