我一个演员，会点功夫很合理吧？
《我一个演员，会点功夫很合理吧？》 小说介绍
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《我一个演员，会点功夫很合理吧？》 第2章 许路黑脸摊主单杠秘密 免费试读
“wa！haolihaia，jingranzhendeyourennengzaishangmiandiao100miaozhong，wohaiyiweimeiyourennengchenggongdeni！”
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……
yizhidengdaoheiliantanzhutongkuaideshule1000kuaixianjinjineiweitiaozhanzhe，zhouweifanyingguolaideweiguanzhemenzhongyujidongqilai，dajiadoutingxianmuneiweitiaozhanzhede。
yucitongshi，xuludezhibojianzhong，neixieguanzhongyezaitaolunzhe：
【meixiangdaozhiqianneijigekanshangquyoushilidemeichenggong，zheigepingpingwuqidequenadaole1000jiangjin。】
【gaoshouzaiminjiana，zhuboyeshangqushishia，wanyiyinglekejiushi1000kuai，bushaole。】
【queshi，ruguowozaixianchangdehua，wokendingyaoshangqushiyishi，yaoshichenggongkejiudazhuanle。】
【wodaoshijuedezheiqizhongpashiyoushenmemaoni，erqienimenbujuedeheiliantanzhujiqiantaitongkuailema？
chufeizheijiahuojialiyoudeshiqian，buran1000kuaijiangjinjichuqu，zenmeyeyaoxintenggeyiliangmiaoba！】
【youxiedaoli，dangangcaineiweitiaozhanzhequeshizaishangmiandiaole100miaoa，dajiadoukandaolede。】
【zhuboshangqushiyishi，jiwomendatanyixiazheilimianshibushiyoumaoni。】
……
kandaozheili，xuludangjicongshanruliudediantou，dao：
“jirangeweidouzheimeshuole，neiwojiuzhihaoqushiyishile！”
huayishuowan，tajiuzhaoleyigelurenxiaojiejie，rangduifangbangzijinayixiazhiboshebei，bianchenzhemeiyourentiaozhandekongdang，dijileheiliantanzhu100kuaiqian。
“laoban，woyeshiyixia！”
meicuo！xiangyaocanjiazheigeyoujiangtiaozhankebushimianfeide，xuyaotiaozhanzhexianjiao100kuaiqian，chenggonglezirannengzhuan1000，danshibailejiuyaokui100。
zheiyeshiweishenmezhouweikanderenbijiaoduo，dantiaozhanderenqueyaoshaohenduodeyuanyin。
dabufenrenduiyuzijinengzaidangangshangdiao100miao，haishimeishenmexinxinde。
erjiandaorenqunzhongyouyourenyaotiaozhan，heiliantanzhuyiliangaoxingdedao：
“zheiweishuaigekanshangqujiuhenyoushili，xiangbijueduinengchengweidiergetiaozhanchenggongderen！”
qishitazheihuaduixuluqianmiandejigetiaozhanzhedoushuoguo，zhikexizicongdiyigetiaozhanchenggonglezhihou，houmianyoulianxushibailehaojigeren。
xulumeizaihuduifangshuoshenme，tazaihezheiheiliantanzhushiyileyixiahou，bianqingqingwangshangyitiao，shuangshouzhuazhuledangang。
tanzhuneibiandejishiqiyouyicishanshuoqilehongguang。
huoxushiyinweixuluyanzhitaigaodeyuanyin，weiguandequnzhongmenyouyicidaqilejingshen。
neiweijitanazhezhiboshebeidelurenxiaojiejie，gengshitoutoudejixialetazhibojiandemingzi，zhunbeishihoujinxingguanzhu。
“zheixiaohuozihaoshuaia，getouyebuai，zheidazhangtuidoukuaipengdaodimianle。”
“xiwangzheigeshuaigenenggouchenggong，chengweijintiandiergechenggongdetiaozhanzhe。”
“wokanqianmian90miaoshimeishenmewentide，danzuihou10miaozhongxianranshizuinanjianchideshiduan。”
hexianchangguanzhongyiyang，zhibojiandefensiyezaiyilunzhe：
【buzhidaozhubohuibuhuiyezaizuihoude10miaodaojishidiaoxialai，neijiutaikexile。】
【shuoshihua，wozonghuaiyizheilimianyoushenmemaoni，zhubohenyoukenengyaotiaozhanshibaile。】
【kuailekuaile，zuihoudedaojishiyijinglaile，jianchizhua，zhubo，yingxianei1000kuai！】
……
renqunzhongdedaojishishengyinbiyiwanggengjiadasheng，10、9、8、7……
zhishimeiyourenkandao，cishineiheiliantanzhuqueluchuleyimochaofengbandexiaoyi，bingqiebashouqiaoqiaofangjinlekudouzhong，enzhulekongzhiqideanniu。
suizherenqundedaojishihaizaijixu：6、5、4……
heiliantanzhuzhijiejiangneianniuenlexiaqu，tazhidaozheiyiqieyijingjieshule，tade1000kuaijiangjinyouhenkexidemeiyoujichuqu。
danxiayike，heiliantanzhudebiaoqingyizhi，yinweitafaxianrenqundedaojishijingranhaizaijixuzhe：
3、2、1……e！chenggongle！
这不可能！
tingzherenqundehuanhu，heiliantanzhuyiliandebuganzhixin，tabuyouzizhudeyoushenshoudaokudou，jieliananlekongzhiqihaojici。
danmeiyourenhefanying，neigeshuaibishenzhihaidiaozaidangangshang，fangfozaidengdaizijixuanbutachenggongle。
heiliantanzhuzuijiaocheleche，zhongyubuqingbuyuandezouleguoqu，youqiwulidedao：
“nitiaozhanchenggongle，keyixialaile！”
xuluwenyan，zheicaicongdangangshangluoxialai，bingqiechaozheduifangshenchuleshou。
zheiyici，heiliantanzhushuqiandeshihoujiumeiyouneimeshuangkuaile，qijianhaishucuoleyici，danshizuizhong，nei1000kuaidexianjinhaishidaolexuludeshoushang。
【**，zhubojingranzhendechenggongle，xuezhuan1000a！】
【zhiqianwohaiyiweizheilimianyoushenmemaoni，danshixianzaizhubodouchenggongle，gujishimeiyoumaonile。
zhiqianneixiejiahuozhisuoyihuishibai，doushiyinweizijitairuo，**，wodouxiangquzhuanzhei1000le。】
【ai，neixiejiahuoyidianzizhizhimingdoumeiyou，meiyoushilihaiganzhequsongqian，yiqunshazi。】
【gujishixiang‘yixiaoboda’ba，bijingtiaozhanzhiyao100，wanyichenggonglejiunengzhuan1000ni。】
【也是……】
xuluzhibojiandefensimen，cishifenfenliuyan，haiyoulingxingdeliwupiaoqi。
yijingzaineilurenxiaojiejiechimideyanshenzhongjieguozhiboshebeidexulu，kandaolezhihou，dangjiduidashangdefensiyiyijinxingganxie。
suiranliwubuduo，dandoushifensimendehouaia！
yucitongshi，xianchangweiguanderenqunzhong，turanyourenjinghuchusheng，dao：
“zenmehuishi，laoban，nizheigeganggangneilizenmemaoyanle？”
“shia，zenmehaiyoushaojiaodeweidao，yi，haonanwena！”
tingdaozheihua，heiliantanzhubiaoqingyibian，jimangpaodaopangbian，jiukandaotazhijiebaxialeyigechatou。
zheijudongbadajiakandeyilengyilengde，danyerangdajiakandaozheigedangangdixiajingranlianjieledianxian。
这是怎么回事？
jiuzaidajiamantouwushuibiaoshibujiedeshihou，yijingbajiangjinshourunangzhongdexulu，turankaikoudao：
“gewei，ruguomeiyoujueduideshilizaishen，jiubuyaochangshizheigetiaozhanle，zhendeburongyi。
yinweizheigedangangshilianjieledianjide，nenggoucaokongtajinxingzhengnizhuandong，daozuihoujimiaohennanzhuazhu……
dangran，gangcaizheigekongzhidedianjikenengshaohuile，dajiayaochangshidehua，ganjinchenzheigejihuishang！”
tingwanxuluzheifanhua，xianchangweiguanderendoushihuangrandawu，youxiefanyingkuaidezhijietaoqianrangrangqilai：
“laoban，woyaoshiyici，zheishiqian！”
“woyeyaoshi，haha，1000kuaiqianjiangjin，wolaila！”
“yuanlaishizheiyang，xianzaimeiyoujiguanle，neipingwodeshiliqibushiqingeryiju？”
kandaorenqunsaodong，neiheiliantanzhuxianshinuqichongchongdedenglexuluyiyan，lianmangtaishoudao：
“gewei，gewei，jintiandedangangtiaozhandaocijieshu，daocijieshule，bushouqianle，woshoutanle……”