《道德绑架?笑死,我根本没有好吗》 小说介绍
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《道德绑架?笑死,我根本没有好吗》 第4章 免费试读
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所以顾洁有此一问。
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于是……
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……
时间一晃而过。
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突然。
“咚!”
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“lvelvelve~lvelvelve~”
neisiyangzi,yaoduojianyouduojian。
真想邦邦给他两拳。
林北恨得牙痒痒。
正要说什么时,
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linbei:(`・д・′)
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“真是有病!”
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fanzhengbeixionghaizihuohuodeyebushitamen。
站着说话不腰疼。
……
高铁上。
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shuozhe,qingnianbianconglimianchulai。
林北坐了进去。
然后。
xigaiwangzuoyikaobeishangmengdiyiding。
“嘭!”
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“嗯?”
肥婆脸色一滞。
zheitama,zijishechuqudezidan,jingzhunmingzhonglezijidemeixin?
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“你踏马有病啊!”
“有病?”
“hehehehahahahaha!”
林北笑容逐渐变态。
shuangshouzhandouzhebatoufazhuadegenniaowoside。
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“这……”
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林北:“……”
真是个性情老哥。
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道德绑架?笑死,我根本没有好吗