《白月光是神经病》 小说介绍
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《白月光是神经病》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
aishangguhenghou,wochengletajianbudeguangdeqingren
原配找上我求我离开
wokanzhemianqianzheigenianlaoseshuaidenvren
jirantazhuabuzhuguhengdexin
那就我来抓。
gujianeiliangkaidilaketingzaiwojiadianmenwaishi,waimianhaixiazhexiaoyu。
cheshangxialaiderenxizhuanggelv。
“wolaiquwoqizidedayi”
“ninshaodeng”woyayizhuzijijidongdexinqingzhuanshenjinleliwu。
menwaizhanzhedeshigujiazuinianqingdezhangmenren
waijiechuanyantajiaizijideqizi,shirenrenxianmudehaolaogong。
woaishangtashishitadiyicilaidianlisongyifu。
nanrendewenrunruyazaiwoxinliliuxiaxindongdehenji。
wotouguoyuguangkanxiangta,guhengsihuyouxiedengdebunaifan,bushidekankanshoubiao。
womozheshouzhongdedayi,zhiganjihao,jiagepashikanbiwoyizhengniandeshouru。
wozheiyangxiangzhe,ranhouguishishenchadejiangyifusaihuiyiju,jiangtoufazhaqi,jichujidiyanlei。
“qiguaile,wojizhefangzaizheide”woyilianjiaojidedaochufanzhao。
“还没找到吗”
woduishangnanrenbunaifandeshixian。
“dui,duibuqi,woxiangyinggaibujianle,neijianyifuduoqian,wopeinin”shuozhejidileishuishunzheyanjiaoliuxia。
wobuzhuodaonanrenyandishanguodeyisijingyan。
suihoutabuzaishuohuachenmobanshang。
“buyaole,niyebuyongpei”shuozhezhunbeilikai。
woganshoudaotasihuyouxiexinxu,ranhouzhuilechuqu。
“guxiansheng,zheishiqiantiao,neijiandayidepaiziwojizhe,wohuimaiyijianxindejininsongqu”
chechuangyaoxia,guhengdatandeshixianluozaiwodelianshang。
他一动不动。
wofeilijiangzhitiaofangdaotadeshoushang。
ranhoubuzuosihaoliuliandelikai。
woganshoudaoshenhoujiujiubuyuanlikaideshixian,zuijiaogouqibuyichajuedexiaoyi
guhengzheigeren,woyaodingle。
yilianbangeyueguhengmeiyouchuxian。
bishiwopengzheshoujiyemianshangshiyouguantadexinwen。
“gushizhangmenrenxieqizicanjiacishanwanhui”
wokanzhetashenpangdenvren,jishinongzhuangyanmo,kemeiyanjianyijiuzangzhejuandaihepibei。
wotaiqitoujingzhongdeziji,furuoningzhi,jishibuhuazhuang,yezugoupiaoliang。
woxiang,zheijiushiwodeziben。
wocongwangluoshangzhaodaoleguhengxiayigeyaocanjiadeyanhui。
jirantabuyuanzhaowo,neiwojiuzhudongchuji。
bijinglaohuachangshuo,jihuishizhengqulaide。
woyingpinshangleneijiajiudiandeshixishengranhouzitaoyaobaohuilulejingli,chenggongnadaolejinruyanhuifuwudezige。
neishigetianqijihaodezhousan。
jiudiandegongzuofuxiangshijingguoteyijiancai,chuanzaishenshanggoulechuwojiaohaodeshentiquxian。
guhengchuxianshiyinqilebuxiaodesaodong,tabenjiuyinweijiazuyuanyinjijuguanzhu,rujinzheijiniangengshifeiyunzhishang。
shunzherenqundeshengyinwokanjianleworisiyexiangderen。
guhengbeirencuyongzhechaoerloubaoxiangzouqu。
wokanleyanjinglitazaiyipangmangzheayufengcheng,bianfangxindegenzaileguhengshenhou。
guhengjinlebaoxiang,wojixialemenpaihao。
ranhouhuidaoyanhuitingzhizoulefuzesongjiudetongshi,wotuizhexiaochemeizouyibuxintiaobianjiaju。
包厢门推开。
guhengzuozaishafazhongjian,tadianleyizhiyan,yanwuliaoraozhong,tadeshixiansihuluodaolewoshenshang。
wodizhetou,meiyanshuncongjiangjiubaihao。
“yo,zheidefuwushengshenmeshihouzheimegaozhiliangle”yidaobudabuxiaodediaokanshengxiangqi。
jihuquanbudeyanshenchaowoshenshangkanlai。
wowanghoutuiletui,xianglikai。
包厢的门被关上。
“xiaomeimeiyigeyuegongziduoqian”yourenchaowochuikoushao“yaobugenzhege,gebaoyangni”
jiezhejishengciqibifudeqihong。
wogangadexiaoxiao,“buyongle”
“biezhejijujuea,gebuhuikuidainide”shuozheneirenbianshenchushoulaizhuawodegebo。
woduoguotaiqitoubujingyidekanxiangguheng,luchuqiuzhudeyanshen。
womingxiankandaotashenseyizheng,shouzhongdeyanluozaikutuishangyehaowuchajue。
neirenhaizailache,wogengzhejile。
“guxiansheng,jiuwo”wojihushihaowusikaodehanlechulai。
naohongdeshengyinmudetingle,lianzhuazaiwoshenshangdeshoudoumeilelidao,woshuaidaozaidishang,xigaiyincipengdaozhuojiao,tengdewoyanleizhidiao。
“guzong,nideren”?yigeshengyinxiaoxinyiyideshitan。
guhengbushuohua,tadeshixianshizhongzaiwoshenshangdaliang。
liangjiuwotingdaoyishenghuida,“bushi”
tahuayingangluo,wozhenggerenxiangzhuirushenyuandejuewang。
neirensongleyikouqi,ranhoumamalieliedejixulaizhuawo。
“tabushiwoderen,shiwopengyou”
guhengdeshengyinyouyicirangzhengchangxianruchenmo。
tazhanqishenchaowozoulai,ranhoujiangwolaqi。
“menwaidengwo,womashangchulai”
wojihushidanaoyipiankongbai,zhanzaimenwaixinqingjiujiubunengpingfu。
“weishenmezaizheilishangban”
guhengdeshengyincongshenhouxiangqi,tadianleyizhiyan,yanjingdingzhewo,sihuzaoyijiangwowochuodexinsikantou。
“neijianyifutaiguile,wolaizhuanxiewaikuai”
zheishiwoxiangdaodezuiwanmeideliyou,weizijidexingweijieshi。
“我说了,不用赔”
“zuoshengyizuijiangjiuchengxin”wozhanzhishentimianserenzhen。
liangjiuwotingdaoyishengdixiao。
“你叫什么”
“温锁锁”
“suosuo”guhengqingshengninan,tataijiaozoujin,“youshoujima”
wobumingsuoyidecongkoudaitaochudijita。
“wohaihuizhaonide”tashuowanzhuanshenchaofanfangxiangzouqu。
shoujishangcunliuzhetadeyuwen,wokanjianguaijiaochuyinzangdeshexiangtou,xiaole。
顾恒没有食言。
disantian,tachuxiandianmenkou。“wolaixiyifu”
tashengyinhenqing,dimeikanwo。
woshenshoujieguotadilaideyifu,zhijianzaitazhangxinqingqinghuaguo,guhenglenglejimiaofanshouwozhu。
“guxiansheng,woyaodengji,ninyinggaixianfangkaiwo”woluchuwugudeshense
tazheicaifanyingguolaizijideshitai。
“抱歉”
我笑笑走到柜台前。
“顾先生您的电话”
“nideshoujili,woshangcicunle”tazhanzaiyuandimeiyoudongdan。
“kewohaishibijiaoxiangtingniqinkoushuo”
tachaoqianzoujinshuangshouchengzaizhuozishangditoukanwo。
“温锁锁”他叫我
“嗯?”
“wozhishuoyibiannihuijizhuma”
“youguanguxianshengdewodouhui”wotingdunlexia“sheirangninshiwozuizunguidekehuni”
tabochunweiqixiangshuoshenmequeyouyanlexiaqu
“guheng”yidaonvshengcongmenwaichuanlai。
womenbuyueertongdechaowaikanqu,neinvrenshenzishouruozhanzaitaijiexialianseyouxiecangbai。
“gufuren”wojihuyiyanjiurenlechulai,ranhouzuoshibashenzixiangqianlexie。
“你怎么在这里”
guhengshengyinlengdan,haoxiangmianqianderenbushitongchuanggongzhenduoniandeqizi。
“wogennilaide,nilaizheiliganshenme”
“kanbujianma,xiyifu”
“shenmeyifuxuyaoniqinzilai,zhulini”
“linqiang,nixiangshuoshenme”guhengdeshengyintigaolexieyanzhongdebunaigengshengle“womeiganduibuqinideshi,nengbiemeitianyishenyiguima”
linqiangjiushigufurendemingzi,cike,tazhanzaimenwaishouzhijinjinzhuazhebeibaodaizi,yanjingzaiwoshenshangsaoshidaizheshuobuqingdediyi。
“gufurenninshiwuhuilema”wobuheshiyidekaikou。
“nibizui”linqiangjihushihanchulai,wowanghoutuilexieshouzhibuzijuedezhuazhuleguhengdeyixiu。
“linqiangbiezaiwaimiandangpofu”guhengdeshengyindaizhejinggao“nibujuedezijixianzaihendiurenma”
huayingangluo,linqiangjiangbaozaleguolai。
wogangxiangpiantouduokai,baobaobupianbuyidezadaowodeetou,haobawochengrenwoshiguyide。
“linqiang,gun”guhengshuozheihuashijihushiyaoyaqiechi。
tapiantoukanxiangwo,“zatenglema”yanlijuranduolejisirouqinghexinteng
“guheng,lihun”wotingjianlinqiangjihukuaikuchulai,taxiangqianzoushangjibu。
guhengwangwoshenqiankaolekao。
“biewanglelinjiaxianzaikaoshei,linqiangnidongdianshiba”
linqiangdemianseyirouyankejiandesuduandanxiaqu。
tadeyanleiguazaiyanjiao,huxiyinweijidunanguobiandejicu。
“xianzaihuiquwobuhuigennijijiao”guhengbuyiburao。
linqiangdaodizoule,tameiyouzaishuoyijuhua,ranhouzhuanshenlikai,zhishiliangqiangdebufabaoluletadeneixin。
“gufurenhaoxiangwuhuile”wosongsongjian
“wuhuishenme”guhengditoukanwo
“wuhuiwomenshineizhongguanxi”wotuokouerchu。
“womenshenmeshihoubushile”guhengweiyinshangyang。
“kanlaiguxianshenghenxiang”wobuganshiruo。
“neiyaokannijibujiwojihui”tacoujinwenredeqixizaiwobojianhuanrao
wobudongshengsedexiaoxiaoyutalakaijuli。
“guxianshengdengjihaole,santianhoulaiquyifu”
“he”taxiaoxiao,“santianhoujian”
santiandeshijianguhengmeizailianxiwo,woyemeiyoulianxita。
duiyunanrenlaishuo,zhuabuzhudecaishizuihaode。
guhengchuxianshiwogangbashangyibokerensongzouditouzhengliqianju。
“wolaiquyifu”guhengqiaoqiaozhuomian
“guxiansheng”woguzuojingxi“woyiweininwangjile”
“youguannideshiwobuhuiwang”tahuidaderenzhen。
womeihuidazhuanshencongliwunachuxihaodexizhuang。
“bangwochuan”tatanshou,xixuedekanwo。
woshuncongtadeyisishuangshouchupengshangtadexizhuang,zhijianzaitabojianchuhuaguo,guhengmeiduokai。
jiezheyishuangwenredeshouzhangfushangwodeyaoshen。
“nihaoxianghendongwoxiangyaoshenme”?
tacoudaowodeerbian,shengyindaizhexiaoyi。
wofushangtadeshou,“guxianshengninbuyeshihendongwo”
taxiaole,shenshoujiangwoerbiandesuifaliaodaoerhou,“xianggenzhewoma,wensuosuo”
huayingangluo,tadeshouji**tuwudexiangqi,laidianxianshi,laopo。
我挑挑眉。
tazhijieguaduanranhoukanzhewodengdaiwodedaan。
“rongxingzhizhi”woshuangshouhuanzhutadebozi,ranhouzaitabojianqingwenxiaqu。
wobanlilexiaofangzi,guhengmailetaodapingcengdegongyushuozheishitasongwodediyifenliwu。
fangzicaiguanghenhao,zhuangxiuyeshianzhaowodexiangfa。
bangwan,chuangbian,wozuozaitadetuishang,wentazenmeduiwozheimehao。
guhengdeshoufumoshangwodebojing。
“zheizhongwentiwobuxuyaohuida”
womeizaishuohua,wohenqingchuguhengxianzaihaizhishiyishidexinxiangan。
wosajiaosidezaitahuaizhongdongdong。
“xiangchishenme,wojinizuo”wocoudaotaerbian
“nihaihuizuofan”guhengshaoweisongsongshou,tichuyiwen。
“congxiaodaoda,wodoushiyigeren,shengcundebibeijineng”wosongsongjian,jijuhuajiangzijibutaimeihaodeguowangmiaohuichulai。
“yihounibuhuiyigerenle,wohuizhaobaomulaizuo”
“keshiwoxiangqinshoujinizuoyidun”woshenserenzhen。
guhengrenshu,tagenzaiwoshenhoukanwozaichufangmangliu。
wodetoufayongzhuajiajiazhe,jilvsuifadiaoxia,nuanhuangdedengguangdadaoshenshang,woxiangcikezheiyangdezijiyidingshiwenwande。
guhengkaozaimenkuang,takandechushen,womalidexicai,fanchao。
kanjiantabukenyikaideyanshenchushengdiaokan,“nibuxianzheiliyouyanweihenzhongma”
顾恒摇头。
“neinibangwoxixicaiba”wojiangshouzhongdecaidijita,guhengzirandejieguo。
“我去上个厕所”
他点头。
ketingli,guhengdeshoujifangzaichajishang。
wokanleyanshenhoumangliuderenranhoujiangtashoujinaqi。
有几条微信。
“guheng,niqunale”?
“顾恒,回消息”
“nizuijinyouzheimemangma,lianjiadouhenshaohui”
“guheng,niyouquzhaoneigenvrenlema”
“guheng,qiuni,buhuilainizongdehuiwoyigexiaoxiba”
“顾恒,接电话”
zuixindexiaoxidanchulai,jinjiezhedianhuabiandaleguolai。
wobudongshengsedejiangshoujiguanji,ranhoufanghuiyuanchu。zhuanshenxiaozhechaochufangzouqu。
woshenzhikeyihuanxiangdaodianhuaneitouderenyouduozheji,kezheiyuwoheguan。
neidunfanchidehenshufu,guhengpeiwodaidaohenwan,qijiantacongweikanguoshouji。
wojiaochendewentagongzuozenmeban。
tajiangtoumaidaowodejingjian,“meinizhongyao”
yuesenongzhong,nihongshanshuo,luodichuangqianwobaozheguheng,liangkexinzaireliezhongxianghukaojin。
guhenglaidecishuyuefapinfan。
jishigongzuomangliutayehuituozhulisonglaibaobaodengliwulaibiaodaqianyi。
woshunzheguhengdeshoujizhaodaoleneigeren。
林蔷。
weixinshenqingfasonghou,wohuranyouxieqidailinqiangdezuofa,tasihubingbuzhidaowoshisheihenkuaibiantongguo。
“你是”
womeishuohua,zhishidakaipengyouquanfaleyitiaozuixindedongtairanhouzhiding。
顾恒今晚没有来。
“wodehuijiayitang,tayouzainao”
guhengdehualichongmanbunaifan,wotitiedefaqu“meishi,ruguotaileile,jiulaizhaowo”
“suosuo,woaini”guhengfalaiyigebiaoqingbao。
womeizailihui,xilegereshuizaojiezheyesexiaozhuoqilai。
guhengkaimenshiwozhengwozaishafalidayouxi。
“怎么还没睡”
tazoudaowoshenhoufuxiashen。
wodegeboshunshichanraozhutadebozi。
“你的脸怎么了”
guhengdezuolianyouxiehongzhong。
shuodaozheitadeyanliyouxiewunai。
“她又发疯”
“emmm,nidengzhewoqujininabingkuai”shuozhejiuxiaopaoquwoshi。
“xiemeichuan,huizheliang”tazaishenhouhan。
jianwomeihuitousuoxinggenleshanglai。
wojuzhebingdaifuzaiguhengdezuolianshang。
他手握住我的手腕。
“想去旅游吗”?
“去哪里”
“港城”
“nizenmezhidaowoyizhixiangquya”
“kannipengyouquanle,shoushiyifuwozheiliangtianbagongsideshiqingchulihaozanmenjiuzou”tashenserouhe。
“neitazenmeban”woxiaoxinyiyidefawen
“buguan,woshoujiguanjitazhaobudao”guhengjiangshoujinachulairanhourengdaoyibian。
wonengqingchudekanjianlinqianghaizaibutingdefaxiaoxidadianhua。
“womenpaizhanghezhaoba”wotufaqixiang
guhengmeiyouduoxiang,“neinilaiwopaizhaojishubuhao”
woheguhengyijiqiqinmidezishicouzaiyiqi。
“haole,woquxigezao,dengwo”guhengfangkaiwochaoyushizouqu。
tashunshoujiangbaichenyiheshoujirengzaiyipang。
手机电话还在响。
wowozaishouliliangjiuanxiajietingjian。
“guheng,nibahuashuoqingchu”linqiangdeyuqidaizhezhiwen。
我没有回答。
linqiangbuzaihutajixuzhuiwen。
“nizhiyaoshuoyijubushiwojiuxiangxinnimeiyouchugui”
yushilideshuishenghaizaijixu。
“tazaixizao,gufurennidaihuizaidaguolaiba”wodeshengyinhenqing。
电话那头沉默了。
“nimenzaina”linqiangxiangshishunjianshiqulesuoyouliqi。
“guxianshengburanggaosunin”yubibudengtadezhuiwen。
woguaduandianhuaranhoujiangtonghuajilushanchu。
cikewoshenzhiduoleyizhongxiaorendezhideganjue。
linqiangmeizaidalaidianhua,tasihufangqile。
白月光是神经病