《我靠弹幕军摧毁绿茶系统》 小说介绍
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hehaoguimitarugongkaokaochangneitian,woturanzaitatoushangkanjianleyipaizi。
【hebini,leisileihuoquetibierenzuojiayi。】
【touchengjizei,kanjianjiuexin,tuituitui,yibeizibuzhan!】
【nvzhuhaokeliana,xinxinkukubeikao,quebeihaoguiguibeici,tounvzhuchengjishanganhoufengguangwuxian,ernvzhuquebeiguaijindashandangxifule。】
zaifengkuangdedanmugongshixia,jinrukaochangdewoxingcekukukuxiatu、shenlunyangyangsasaxieleyipiangouxuexiaoshuo,ranhoudaotoujiushui。
chachengjineitian,benlaiwencaoshengquandelinxinkanjianchengjishiliandouheitoule。
tanumawo:「xiaoxiao,kaogongbushierxi,nizenmebuhaohaokaoni?」
woyangleyangshouzhongdegaoqioffer,deyiyixiao。
xiaohua,laoniangyoubushizhiyoukaogongyitiaolukeyizou。
tirenzuojiayi?burubailan!
nandaoguoqigaoxinbuxiangma?
1.
zheiri,woruwangchangyibancongzixishihuidaosushe,gangtuikaimenjiukanjiannongzhuangyanmodehaoguimilinxinzuozaiwoyizishangchizhelingshi,lajidiumanleyidi。
「nimenshibuzhidao,wojintianshouhuokedale!zheigecruhkedafangle,woshuo......」
「e^!haoguiguihuilaila?zenmeyang?jintianshouhuoruhe,xingceyoumeiyoushuadao90+le?」
tayijiandaowohuilai,jiupobujidaichongshangqianxunwenwojinrideshuatiqingkuang。
「tibennalai,wojianchajianchajintiandexuexichengguo!」
shuoba,haishangshouqiangguowodeshubao,jiangbaoneidedongxiquanbudaozaizhuoshang,jianqitibenfankan。
qiyusheyoufenfengankaidao:「linxin,niduilinxiaoxiaodexuexizhenshangxina,biduizijidoushangxinni!」
taxiaozhebaibaishou,「aiya,sheirangwomenshihaoguimini,woduojiandujiandu,xiaoxiaocainengkaoshanghaogongzuo,daizheyeyexiangfuma!」
danmuyoukaishifengkuangyongxian。
【yilianxuwei,nvzhuhaokeliana!】
【kebushishangxinma,bijingyousuotuni。】
【nvzhuyehuogai,shenmeyanshui,jiaozheiyangdeguimi,xiazidoumeitaxia!】
【yeye,neimehaodeyeye,zhendemeirenweiyeyejiejudiaoyanleima?】
linxinhuahuahuafanleyibiantiben,faxiantibenyipiankongbai,ta「pa」yishengjiangtibenshuaizaiwomianqian,nuwendao:
「linxiaoxiao,nijintianganshenmechide,douyizhengtianle,nizaitushuguanyidaotimeishua,nibuxiangshanganlema?」
wowushitadenuqi,lveguotajingzhizoudaozijichuangbian。
「linxiaoxiao,nitingbudongrenhuama?wodoushiweilenihao!」
tadakuabuzhuishangwo,lanzaiwomianqian,pailepaizhuoshangxindeyitatiben。
「suanle,duiniudanqin。xiaoxiao,nitinghaole,wojinimailexindetiben,nixianzailikemashangkaishishuati。
「duile,tibenyigonghualeyibaiwu,jidejiwozhuanqianha!」
「buzuo、buxue、buji!」
shuowan,womianwubiaoqingnaqitibendiuhaijita,「sheimaidetisheizijishua,woyongbushang!」
「ni......nibiejilianbuyaolian!」
ziliaotaihou,linxinmeijiewen,「hong」yisheng,xiyinlequansushedezhuyili。
「linxiaoxiao,wohaoxinjinimaiziliaonizheishishenmetaidu,haichaowozashu?wohaibushiweilenihao,panishangbulean......」
「duoxie,danshidakebubi。」
「linxiaoxiao,nilangxingoufei,nikankanniyiqiandetaojuan,88+na,nizaikankanxianzaide。」
woyibaqiangguolinxinshouzhongdeshijuan,zhongxinshouhuishubaozhong,lengyandao:
「xinxin,womenshihaoguimibujia,danshiniyebietaiguofenle!」
linxinbailewoyiyan,piepiezuizoule。
sheyoujianzhuang,fenfentilinxinshuohua。
「xiaoxiao,zheijiushinidebuduile,linxinyizhidengzhenihuisusheni,niyihuilaijiujitashuailianse,takendingbugaoxingde。」
「jiushi,linxiaoxiao,niyetaibushihaodaile,xiaoxiaoyongzijideshenghuofeijinimaitiben,nibuganxiejiusuanle,hairetashengqi。」
sheyoumenniyiyan、woyiyude,shuodewoyouxieneijiu。
suirandanmushuolinxinguanxinwochengjilingyousuotu,ketabijingshiwodehaoguimi。
huoxu,shidanmuwudaowoleni!
wofanchujintianshuadezuigaofendetaoti,juedingruwangchangbanquhonghongta。
tahenrongyihonghao,zhiyaowoshuachugaofenle,tazongshibiwodouyaokaixinxie。
「xinxin,nikan......」
wohuahaiweishuochu,jiubeiputiangaididedanmumanmashengyanmeile。
【a!shoubulele!zenmehuiyouzheimechundenvzhu,shangganzhejirensongchengjide,zijixuedezhishi、chengjizuihoudouguizheigelvchanvle,tanengbubizijidedoushangxinma?】
【nvzhuzenmezhilengqilaibuguosanmiaoa,wuyujiwuyumakaimen,wuyudaojiale。】
【jiuming,nvzhushabaitianba,nanguaihouqineimecan。】
【buyaoqua,**jie,nigaibuhuibuzhidaoktvbaoxianglidebeijushitazhudaodeba!】
【loushangde,nichuantaile,ktvbaoxiangbeijuhaizaihoutoulei!】
wotingzhuzouxianglinxindejiaobu,zaiduijiedaotayinqiedemuguangshi,wolenglengshuoleju:
「昕昕,晚安!」
「linxiaoxiao,nijintianyoubingba!」
worouyankejianlinxinxiongqiangshenshenqifu,huxidoujicule,gengenxuesipashangtadeyanqiu。
tagengshengqile,fandongxishengyinjuxiang,sihuxiangyinqiwodezhuyi。
keshi,wocikezhengchenjinzaidanmuzhong。
congjinzaokaishi,wodeshijiefashengledianweimiaodebianhua。
wulunzoudaona,wodounengkanjianxuduodanmuyiyangdedongxicongyanqianhuaguo。
shangmianshuo,wodehaoguiguihuitouzouwodegongkaochengji,dingtiwoshangan,guodefengshengshuiqide。
haishuotayongwodezhaopianzaishoujishangliaolegeweisuochounan,pianrenjiajitahuaqian。
shenzhishuoshenmektvbaoxiangheianzaoyu,shitayinweijiduwo,yishouzhudaode。
信息量有点大。
wozuzuhualeyiwanshangdeshijiancainongmingbaiyidian。
woyingdangshiyigegouxuejulidebeicanpaohui。
jiushirutongshoujishangkandexiaoshuo,wodehaoguiguisiziyuwobangding「chengjixitong」,nengyijiantihuanwohetadechengji。
suoyi,jishiwozaizenmenulixuexi,zuihoukaoshishidechengjidouhuibianchengtade。
takao「chengjixitong」huoquhaochengji,qiaozouwodenanpengyou,guoshangfengguangwuxiandeshenghuo。
erwoquebeixianhaizhichisha,zuihoubeilinxinwangliaodeweisuonanguaihuijia。
zhisi,doujianglinxindangzuohaoguimi,jishichisha,yetiantianzaizhuquanlikanzhewaimian,panwangzhelinxinlaikankanwo。
这......
nanguaiwangyounule,wojianzhishigetianshangdixiadoujinciyigededazhizhang。
tangruobushidanmu,woxianzaiyingdanghaizaikeliandibeilinxinpua。
woyemeixiangdao,congxiaoyiqizhangdadehaoguimihuirucidaidu。
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yixijidekaixuebanhuiziwojieshaohuanjieshi,linxinlazhewoyiqishangtai。
「dajiahao,woshilinxin,zheishiwodehaoguiguilinxiaoxiao。」
tazhanlvexingyidun,jiezhejieshaodao:
「xiaoxiaolaizipinkunshanqu,henzibeide,dajiakebuxuquxiaotayeyeshijianpolandee!yaoshirangwotingjian,wojiuhesheijie!」
shuoba,linxinhailuqixiuzi、moquancazhang,yifu「xiaoxiao,jiezhaode,dong?」demoyang。
dajiadoubeitadoulele,woyelele。
woxiang:xinxinzhenbukuishiwodehaoguigui,shishizhaoguwo。
danshixiaoxiaoyoudianshuocuole,wochushengzaiyigepianpidexianchengli,erbushishanqu。
yinweishinvhaizi,yichushengfumuqinjiudoupaoqilewo,ruomeiyouyeye,bianbuhuiyouxianzaidewo。
wocongxiaoyuyeyexiangyiweiming,yeyemeiridouyaochuqujianpolan,yongtamenweiwohuanquxuefei,gongwodushu。
yeyenianmaitiruo,yushiqueleguanhuoda,taririlehehedijianpolan,fengrenjiuyaokuawocongmingdongshi。
congbucengbaoyuangongyangwodushuyouduolei,youduobuyi。
wosuiranmeiyouduoshaoshijianyonglaixuexi,danshiwodechengjizainianjishangqueshizhongbaochidiyi。
yeyedailinxinyejihao,jingchangrangwodaiyigemantouquxuexiaojiejita;
tachengjibuhao,yeyehaichangchangrangwokehoufudaotagongke。
yeyechangchangyuzhongxinzhangduiwoshuo:
「meirenzhaogudenvwaerhenkeliandi,xiaoxiaohaiyouyeyeteng,danshilinxinmeiyourenteng。suoyixiaoxiaoyaobangbangta,nvwayaoduodianpengyou,xianghufuchizheyihoulucaihaozoulei。」
xushilinxinzuodetaiguofen,wangyoumendeyuanduishengzhentongguodanmuchuandajiwole。
jiushiyoushihoukandeyunliwulide。
birushenme「ktvbaoxiangbeiju」、「yeyedejieju」,danmuyoubuduojutoudian。
zhengdangwozhunbeizuodianshenmechufadanmu、huoqugengduoyishouqingkuangshi,linxinlaile。
「xiaoxiao,aqianlaile,shuoqingwomenchuquchifan,tiqianyuzhuwomenchenggongshangan!kuaidianhuanxiezixialoule。」
kanzhechuanzhebaotunqun,zhuangrongjingzhi,dabandehuazhizhaozhandelinxin,zaikankanjingzizhongposudeziji。
yuanlai,luqianchuguishiyoujikexunde。
woshouhuidaliangdeshixian,zhuanxinxixiedai。
「aqian?wonanpengyoulailezenmebugaosuwo,daoshixianyuenichifanni?」
linxinyiye,huangluanyanshizhe,「xiaoxiao,nizenmenengzheimexiangwomenni?aqiangaosusheibushigaosu?」
wolengxiaoyisheng,huiduidao:「shia,gaosusheibushigaosu,hesheihaohaibushihao!」
tingchuwodeyinyang,linxingengqinaole,「xiaoxiao,nizheijitianchi**le,niaiqubuqu!」
shuowanchuaizhegaogenxie「dengdengdeng」chumenle。
woyijiumantiaosilidalizhetoufa,wodubuchaoguo30miao,linxinjiuhuihuilaiqiuwoyiqiqu。
「xiaoxiao,niyenaogoule,zoula,womenyiqiquchifan。」
linxinzhefanhuilai,shuluodiwanshangwodegebo,yuqiyouxieaiqiu,fangfoganggangdebuyukuaigenbenbucunzai。
wowushita,yijiumanmancalian。
linxinjianzhuangyibanaguowodeqidian,「shaxiaoxiaoa,zhuangbushizheimehuade,nandenijintianyuanyidabanziji,wobangnihuahaobuhaoma。」
我默许她帮我化妆。
gaishuobushuo,linxinhuazhuangjishuyiliu,jingguotadeshou,wofangfohuanlegetou。
womanyididiandiantou,wanshanglinxindeshoukaikaixinxinchumenle。
弹幕早疯了。
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【nvzhushishadema?lvchazheishiquefukuande,nalishixihanta!】
【shoubulele,guoduanqiju,aijiaruxianbutongle。】
【loushangdezairenren,wodulianggechelizi,nvzhushiyaoqudiaodayule。】
【woyezantong,fujiagongzigehaoxiangjiuzaizhananxuandecantingzhouweini。】
shuoqigongzige,pinglunqumaochuxuduofenhongxiaopaopao,quanshizaikua「yu」shuaiqiduojin、xiangjia。
qishi,wodanchunjiushizizunxinzuosui,xiangdabandepiaoliangdianquhezhananfenshou。
timian,shizijiliujizijide。
danshi,danmuzhongde「dayu」,woyebunengfangqi。
luqianxuanlejiagaojicanting,cailuozuo,tajiukaishidiancai,zhuantiaoguidedian。
wojieguocaidan,youdianlejigegengguide。
「xiaoxiao,nizhongyushededuizijihaodianerle!」
陆谦一脸高兴。
「jiushijiushi,xiaoxiao,ninianniannajiangxuejin,jiuyinggaichidianhaode。」
我笑而不语。
jiucankuaijieshushi,wojiekouqushangcesuolikaile。
wotingjianlinxinxiaoshengdiguzhe,「wogumozhexiaoxiaobuguanghuijiezhang,dengxiakendinghuidaizheliwuhuilai,wotingjiantashuojinizhunbeileshaliwu。」
wolengxiaoyisheng,zheifenshouliwu,xiwangnimenxihuan。
wangchang,wodoushebudeluqianhuaqian,zongshijiekoushangcesuoquqiaomojiezhangqu。
yinci,daiwozouchucantingmen,tamendouweifanyingguolai。
danmuliangjifanzhuan,congganggangdemanmashengzhuanchengzanmeisheng。
【sheishuonvzhushade,zheinvzhuketaibangle,neiyizhuokezhibushaoqian,gounannvdedachuxue。】
【yuni,yuzenmemeichuxian,wodedashuaigea!】
wowushiwanxidetucaosheng,zoudaolelajitongqian。
neilidunzheyigejibeigoulouzhedelaoyeye,xiaoxiaodeshenqubeidadadeshepikoudaiwanquanlongzhao。
yeyenianmai,zhengdunzhefeilidishitujianggugunangnangdeshepikoudaibeishangjian。
kekoudaixianrantaizhongle,jicichangshidouyishibaigaozhong。
wofangfokanjianleyeye,bijianyisuan,zoushangqianbangzhuta。
koudailidefeipinfachuxixisusudeshengxiang,bansuizhedanmudegundong,woxinligengsuanchule。
【yeye,nvzhudeyeyeyehaokeliana!】
【yaobushinvzhuzaoyuktvbaoxiangfengbo,biandechishale,yebuzhiyubeiweisuonanguaihuijiadangxifu,yeyetiantiansichuxunzhaonvzhu,haoburongyizhaodaole,faxiannvzhubeiguanzaizhuquanli。】
【yeyedouxintengsile,meixiangdaobeiweisuonanfaxian,dadeyanyanyixi,diudashanshenchudongsile。】
【yeye,wozhendeyanjinghuiniaoniao,yeyekuaisiledoufangbuxianvzhu,xiangzhepahuiqujiunvzhu。】
【yidixuelu,shiyeyexiangdainvzhuhuijiadejuexina!quemeirenfaxian,meirenweiyeyeshoushi,weinvzhushensu。】
【huairenjiushichidingnvzhushiyigeguer,henianmaideyeyexiangyiweiming、gukulingdingde。sihouwurenzhixiao,wurenshenyuan,caidandawangwei,wushifalv。】
haiweidengwokanjian「ktvbaoxiangfengbo」dexiangguanxiaoxi,xinyibodanmuyoufengkuanggundongqilai。
haidaizhehongsedejingshibiaozhi。
【c!nvzhuhaishalengzheganshenme,kuaipaoa!】
【jiuming,bushiyinggaichuxianshuaigedema,zenmeweisuonanxianlaile,juqingzenmegaibianle?】
 
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                                我靠弹幕军摧毁绿茶系统