被开除的吉祥物成了对家团宠
《被开除的吉祥物成了对家团宠》 小说介绍
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luhuaimingzuozaiwopangbian，zitaifangsong，sihukanchulewodejujin，wenhedikaikou：“lin**，bubijinzhang。yihoujiubaxingyaodangchengzijijia。”tadunledun，lvedaihaoqidizhilezhiwodexiangzi，“zheixieshi……？”
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“ludong，nin……ninzhendexiangxin……neige？”woshitanzhewen，bijingwangyenei“fengjianmixin”demaozicaikouxialaimeiduojiu。
luhuaimingyiweishenzhangdikanzhewo，yanshenlishishanghaifuchenduonianlilianchudezhihui：“woxiangxin‘yunqi’，danwogengxiangxin，yunqishishilideyibufen，huozheshuo，shiyizhongzanshiwufayongchanglijieshide‘guilv’。wanglaodineibianzheijinianshunfengshunshui，henduokansibukenengdehetongdounengqisihuisheng，beihoukongpameishaozhanlin**nideguang。taneigeerzi，shududebushao，quebazuizhenguidedongxidangchenglelaji。”
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“ludong。”zhoutaoyingshanglai，muguangsuijiluozaiwoshenshang，daizheyisibuyichajuedeshenshi，danhenkuaibianhuaweidetideweixiao，“zheiweijiushilinmanfulinguwenba？huanyingjiaruxingyao。”
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“kankanhaiqueshenme，zhijiegenxingzhengbuti。”zhoutaoshuodao，yuqigongshigongban，danbusuanlengdan。
wobazhixiangfangxia，kaishiyiyangyiyangwangwainawode“jiadang”。xiangrikuigongzi、shuijingqiu、jinsechanchu、xingyunmaobaijian……meinachuyiyang，wodounengganjuedaozhouweitoulaidemuguangyouchayilejifen。
zhoutaodezuijiaojibukejiandichouchuleyixia，dantashenmeyemeishuo，hanyangjihao。
dengwobainongwanbi，tacaikaikou：“linguwen，jintiannixianshuxiyixiahuanjing。wozheibianzhenghaoyougejinjihuiyi，shiguanyu‘chengyejituan’neigexiangmude，tamenneigehetongtuole**nianle，yizhikazaizuihouxijieshang，zenmedoutanbulong……”tarouleroumeixin，lianshangluchuyisizhenshidepibei，“doukuaichengwomenshichangbudexinbingle。”
chengyejituan？haoxiangtingshuoguo，shikuaichaojinankendeyinggutou，jushuoduifanglaozongjiqinangao，xijiekongdaobiantai，qimingneibianhaoxiangyezaizheigexiangmushangzhejiguo。
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zhoutaozhengzhunbeizhuanshenlikaidejiaobumengdidunzhu，huoranhuitoukanwo，jingpianhoudeyanjingruiliruying：“linguwen，nishuoshenme？”
wobeitadefanyingheleyitiao，taiqitou，zhazhayan：“woshuo……ganjuejintianneibianyinggaihuisongkou。ng，dagailvxiawujiuhuiyouxiaoxiba。”shuowan，wohaikendingdidianlediantou，shunshouchaikaileneibaomeichiwandeshupian，kacayaoleyikou。
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chenmolezuzuyoushimiaozhong。
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xiawusandianduo，shichangbuyijiushiyipianmangliujingxiang，guanyuchengyexiangmudehuiyisihuhaimeijieshu，jinzhangdeqifengezheboliqiangdounengganshoudao。
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zhijianzhoutaoshoulijinjinzuanzheyifenwenjianjia，liansezhanghong，huxijicu，jihushizhuangkailebangongqudebolimenchonglejinlai。tawanquanmeiyoulepingridechenwenlengjing，muguangxiangtanzhaodengyiyangshunjiansuodinglewo，ranhouzhizhidichongdaowogongweiqian。
“lin……linguwen！”tadeshengyinyinweijidongeryouxiebiandiao，bashoulidewenjianjia“pa”diyixiapaizaiwozhuozishang，yindezhenggebangongquderendoujingdetaiqitou。
“chengle！chengyedehetong！ganggang！duifangfawuzhudongdadianhuaguolai，jiuwomenkalesanniandeneigezhengyitiaokuan，tamen……tamenjuranwutiaojianrangbule！wanquananzhaowomendezuizhongbanfanganlai！qianzigaizhangdehetongyijingchuanzhenguolaile！”zhoutaodeshengyindouzaifazhan，takanzhewodeyanshen，chongmanlejizhidezhenjingheyizhongjinhufengkuangdezhuore，fangfowoshishenmexishizhenbao。
zhenggeshichangbu，shunjianyaquewusheng。
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ranhou，zaisuoyourendezhushixia，wobatasaijinlechoutishenchu，zhuanernaqilewozijidailaideneige，yinzhe“quangongsizuiou”ziyangde、lvexianyouzhidemakebei。
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“kanba，wojiushuoganjuenengcheng。”
……
xiaoxixiangzhanglechibangyiyang，feibianlexingyaokejidemeiyigejiaoluo。
“tingshuolema？shichangbuneigexinlaidelinguwen，shenle！”
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“nanguailudongqinziqujie，haineimekeqi……”
gezhongbanbendechuanyanyuyanyulie，bawomiaohuidejinhuxuanhu。wocongyigekaozheguanxihunrizide“jixiangwu”，shunjianbianchengleshenzangbulu、yongyoushenmililiangde“jinlidashen”。
xiabanqian，zhoutaozaicizhaodaowo，taiduyijingfashengleyibaibashidudazhuanwan，gongjingzhongshenzhidaizhedianxiaoxinyiyi：“linguwen，ludongfenfu，jinwangongsizai‘yundingge’sheyan，weininjiefengxichen，qingninwubishangguang。”
yundingge？neikeshibenshizuidingjidecantingzhiyi，jushuoweizinandingdehen。ludongzheishoubi，kanlaishizhendehenkanzhongwoa。
wodiandiantou：“haoa。”
wanshangqidian，yundinggezuidadebaoxiang“lingxiaodian”nei。
baoxiangzhuangxiudejijinshehua，shuijingdiaodengliuguangyicai，judadeluodichuangwaishicuicandechengshiyejing。xingyaokejidegaocengjihudaoqile，shichangbu、yanfabu、caiwubu……geweizongjian、jinglimenjijiyitang，qifenrelie。
wobeianpaizaizhuweiyoushoubiandiyigeweizhi，jinaizheluhuaiming。zheiweizhitongchangliujizuizhongyaodekerenhuozhegongsierbashou。luhuaimingpinpinxiangwojubei，yancijianhaobulinsezanshangzhiyi。
“lai，rangwomengongtongjubei，huanyingmanfujiaruxingyaodajiating！manfujintiankeshijiwomendailaileyigekaimenhong，yigedadadejingxia！”luhuaiminghongguangmanmian，xiaoshengshuanglang。
zhongrenfenfenfuhe，beigongjiaocuo，zanmeizhicibujueyuer。
“linguwenzhenshinianqingyouwei！”
“yihouhaiyaoduoyangzhanglinguwenle！”
“youlinguwenzai，womenxingyaokanlaishiyaogengshangyicengloua！”
woduanzheguozhi，lianshangbaochizhelimaodeweixiao，xinliquezaimomotucao：nimenyaoshizhidaowoqishijiushikaoganjuexiameng，buzhidaohaihuibuhuizheimereqing。
jiuguosanxun，caiguowuwei，qifengengjiarongqia。
jiuzaizheishi，baoxiangmenbeiqingqingtuikai，yigechuanzhexiuxianxizhuang，shencaigaotiao，meiyanjianyuluhuaimingyoujifenxiangsi，danqizhigengweibujidenianqingnanrenzoulejinlai。takanqilaiershiqibasui，toufasuiyizhualezhua，zuijiaoqinzheyimolanyangyangdexiaoyi，yanshensaoguobaoxiang，daizhedianmanbujingxindedaliang。
“ba，ma，tingshuogongsijintianlaileweilebudederenwu，wotediguolaikankan。”tashengyindaizhediandiaoerlangdangdediaodiao。
luhuaimingkandaota，lianshangdexiaoronggengshenlexie，zhaoshourangtaguolai：“zhengshuozhenini。lai，sinian，jinijieshaoyixia，zheiweijiushilinmanfu，linguwen。manfu，zheishiwoerzi，lusinian，buchengqi，zhengtianjiuzhidaoxiahun，yihounimennianqingrenduojiaoliu。”
lusinian？xingyaokejidetaiziye？
wotaiyankanxiangta，tayezhenghaokanxiangwo，muguangxiangzhuangdeshunjian，tayandishanguoyisimingxiandejingyan，suijihuaweiyizhonghaobuyanshide、daizhenonghouxingqudeguangmang。tazhangdequeshihenshuai，shineizhongdaizhedianpiqiheyexingdeshuai，hewangyeneizhonglengbingbingdejingyingfanerwanquanbutong。
“linmanfu？”lusinianzoudaowoshenbian，henzirandilakaiyizizuoxia，shouzhouchengzaizhuoshang，zhizhexiaba，waitoukanwo，julijindewonengwendaotashenshangdandande、youdianqinlvexingdegulongshuiweidao，“mingzitinghaoting。renyebiwoxiangxiangde……youqudeduo。”tashixianlveguowojintianteyihuanshangde、yilingchudaidianjingzhicixiudelianyiqun，xiaoyijiashen。
wozhoulezhoumei，butaixihuantazheizhongguoyuzhijiedemuguanghelvexianqingfudetaidu，wanghounuolenuoyizi：“lushaoguojiangle。”
lusinianquexiangshimeichajuewodeshuli，fanercoudegengjinlexie，yadileshengyin，daizhedianxixue：“tingshuoniyunqitebiehao？zenme，yaobuyaogenwoduyiba？kankanshinideyunqilihai，haishiwodeshouduanlihai？”
zheihuajiuyoudiantiaoxinheaimeibingcundeyisile。zhuoshangqitarendouanjinglexie，yanshenzaiwomenzhijianqunxun，daizhediankanhaoxideyiwei。
luhuaimingxiaohehedikanzhe，meizuzhi，sihulejianqicheng。
wozhengyaokaikou，zuozailuhuaiminglingyibian，yizhianjingweixiaozhedelufuren，lusiniandemuqin，hurankaikoule。tabaoyangdejihao，kanqilaiwenrouxianjing，talaguowodeshou，qingqingpailepai，yanshenlishihaobuyanshidexiaihemanyi。
“manfua，bielita，zheihaizimeigezhengxing。”lufurenshengyinrouroude，takanzhewo，shangxiadaliang，yuekanyanshenyueliang，“qiaoqiaozheiguniang，zhangdezhenyoufuqi，yuanyuandeliandan，dayanjing，kanzhejiutaorenxihuan。xingziyehao，chongrubujingde。”
tashuozhe，zhuantoukanxiangluhuaiming，yuqidaizhedianbanzhenbanjiadeshitanheqidai：“huaiming，nikanmanfuduohao。wokana，genzanmensiniantingbanpeide。yaoshimanfunengjiwomendangerxifu，neizhenshiwomenlujiatiandadefuqile。”
“pu——kekeke！”woyikouguozhichadianpenchulai，qiangdemanliantonghong。
儿……儿媳妇？！
lufurenninzheisiweiyetaitiaoyueleba！wocairuzhidiyitiana！
zhenggebaoxiangchedianjinglexialai。suoyourendoubeilufurenzheishipotianjingdehuajizhenzhule。
lusinianyelengleyixia，suijikanxiangwodeyanshengengjiawanwei，zuijiaoneimopixiaogengshenle，fangfozaishuo“zheixianikepaobudiaole”。
luhuaimingxianshiyizheng，suijifuzhangdaxiao，kanzhewodeyanshenyufawenhe，shenzhidailediankanzijiarendeqinqie：“hahaha，furennizheigetiyihaoa！wokanxing！manfuzheiyangdehaoguniang，keshikeyubukeqiua！”
行？行什么行啊！
wotoupifama，ganjuezijixiangshidiaojinlemougejingxinbuzhide……xianjing？haishishuo，zheilujiarenxingshifenggedouzheime……kuangfangbuji？
wokanzhelufurenneichongmanqipande、wenwenrouroudeyanshen，kanzheluhuaimingneiyilian“wohenmanyi”dexiaorong，zaikankanlusinianneifu“nihenyouquwoyaodingle”debadaobiaoqing，zhijuedeshoulideguozhiyouqianjinzhong。
zheixingyaokeji，haoxiang……biqiminghaiyaoshuishena！