《疯了吧,身为天师也要入赘?》 小说介绍
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shenshanguguan,laoshushizhuo。
yilaoyishao,bajiuxiangtan。
“shifu,shaojipeimeijiu,nikededuochidian,duohediana。”
qitiancizheyarenchuwuhaidixiaozhe,yibianshuozhe,haiyibianmengyankoushui。
zaizheidifang,dundundoushiqingcailuobu,shaojizheizhongxihanhuoyiniandouchibushangyizhi。
qitianshangcichijituierhaishiqunian,danyanqiandemeishitashiyikoudoubuganchi。
yinweitazailibianxialeyao,nengbayitouchengniandaxiangmidaodeyao!
shangcifangshaoleyibei,beichoulaotouzhuizhedaleyixiawu**,tengdetasantiandoumeixialaichuang。
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buguohuashuohuilai,tajiushidianfengzhuangtai,yedabuguozheigebiantailaotou。
“shifu,wonengchigejituierbu?”
choulaotoutaicongming,tayaoshibuchi,baozhunhuihuaiyi。
“chouxiaozi,zheibuguonianbuguojiedechishenmejituier?nianqingrenyaoduochiqingcai,gengyaodongdezunlaoaiyou,zheimeduonianxuedaozhushenshanglema?”
hualuo,laotoubaozheshaojiyonglidiyaoleyikoujitui,ranhoumeizizidiheleyikoujiu。
qitianguzuobushuang,jialeyigenluobutiaochizhe,wendao:“shifu,wotingshuoshanxiawangguafudexiongkouyoutengle,nijintianhaiquzhaotatanxinma?”
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“qu,kendingqu!zhibingjiuren,xiaozaidanan,shiwobeixiudaozhirendezhize。”
laotoushuozhe,chijidesududouranjiakuailejifen,“jinwanwojiubuhuilaile,dannixiaoziyebiexiangtaopao,fouzeni**bubao。”
qitianjiayishiwangdipiepiezui,xinliquelekaihua,tiwangguafuzhishigehuangzi,haoranglaotouzhuanyizhuyili,taxianzaikexuecongmingle!
“aduile,shuxinjintianwodaizhe,nijiubiefanxiangdaojule。”laotoushuozheconghuailitaochulegefanhuangdeniupizhi,pailepaiyousaihuiyifuli。
qitiandunshiliezuiyixiao:“shifu,meibiyaoba,zheimeduonianlai,wonacinengtaochunidewuzhishana。”
“heng!nizhidaojiuhao!qu,jiwochaogejiucaijidan,woyaobuyibu!”laotouhengleyisheng,ganzouqitian,dakouchiheqilai,neijiaoyigexiang。
qitianlaidaochufang,jilaotouduofangleyibajiucai:“busini!laosegui!choulaotou!”
henkuai,qitianhuidaoshizhuopang。
cishidelaotouyijingpazaizhuoshangdaqilehulu。
“heihei,choulaotou,haishizhongzhaoleba?”
qitianlehuaile,zheijiniantayizhixiangfangshefaxiashan,danzongnengbeichoulaotouzhuazhuhuanhuiyidunbaoda。
tashibailejibaici,jintianzhongyuchenggongle。
“choulaotou,nijiuhaohaoshuijue,xiaoyexianzouweijing!”
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buguojimiaozhong,qitiandeshenyingjiuxiaoshiwuzong。
zheishihou,gangcaihaishuizheledelaotouhuanhuandiqishen,duanqijiubeiheleyidakou。
“chouxiaozi,xiangdanwuwoquzhaowangguafutanxin?zuomengquba!”
hualuo,tayonglidiyaolekoujitui,yousailekoujiucaijidan,manliandexiangshou。
……
shanxia,qitianlehehedizuozaituolajihoudouli,taochulefanhuangdeshuxin。
diyifengshilaotoujizijide,shangmianjizhuapadezitikandeqitianzhimaohuo。
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恩怨……
shinianqian,fuqinzuoweiqijiajiazhu,jiangqijiatuishangyidengshijiadebaozuo,quemeixiangdaoqijiaenjiangchoubao,tadeqinsanshuqisanyebuleshoudaqi,canrenhaisilefuqin!
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nayoulaodierangqinerziquruzhuide?
qitianyumendikanxiangdierfengxin,shifuqinbaibanzhutuotabixuheyigepianyuanxiaojiazudenvrenjiehun,jieweifushangyifendahongdehunshu。
guanyuqijiadeenyuanshizhizibutia!
kanlaitazhinengdenghuifushilihouqinziquyitangqijia,taoyigegongdaole。
qitianxiaohuadiaozheixiexinxi,fankanzhezuihouyifenghunshu,zuijiaojianjiandifuxianchuyimoxiaoyi。
“guanneimeduogansha,jiranzheishilaodiezuihoudeyuanwang,neizijijiuzuihouxiaoshunyiba。”
“laodiea,xiwangnindeyanguangbichoulaotouyaohao,jiwozhaogefubaimaomeidazhangtuidexifu!”
……
jiutianhou,qitianyongshengxiaqian,laidaolesanqianlizhiwaidexiqingshi。
tianfubieyuanshixiqingshiyoumingdefurenqu,nengzaizheilimaifangdedoushizichanshangyidezhuer。
yiqitianzheipengtougoumiandedaban,ziranshiwufacongzhengmenjinqu。
suoyi,tazhijiezhaolegemeirendedifang,fanqiangerru。
噗通!
qitianwanwanmeixiangdao,tajiushifangeqiang,zenmehaidiaodaoshuiliqule?
gengyaomingdeshi,tashenmedouhui,weidubuhuiyouyong。
是个标准的旱鸭子!
gululuhelejikoushuihou,qitianxiayishidizhengzhazhe。
yixiajiumodaolegehualiuliurehuhudedongxi。
fangfoshizhuazhulejiumingdaocao,qitianyibalouzaihuaili,shijingwangshangyicuan。
tamaochutoulai,faxianzijidiaojinlegeyouyongchi。
maniangdehuahaimeichukou,quejianshoulizhuade“daocao”jingrandongle。
taditouyiqiao,dunshishayanle。
baixiruyangzhi,nenhuaxini……
nalishidaocao,fenmingjiushigerengeboa!
qitiantaitouyiqiao,dunshidaizhu。
yizhangqiaolianmeiruotianxian,diandishuizhuzaiyangguangdeyingshexia,fangruchuyu……ebu,chushuifurong!
tadeyanjingbuyouzizhuwangxiazou。
yingtaoxiaozui,jingzhisuogu,baixidejifushang,youliangtuanhendadeguimo……
ng,tuotuodedabaituzi。
啪!
“抓流氓啊!”
yigeerguang,waijiayishengjianjiao,dunshixiangqi。
zhishineishengyinzaiqitiandeerzhong,querutianyinniaoniao,yunweishizu。
“哎,你别叫!”
qitianmengranhuishen,takeshilaizhaoxifude。
zheizhongwuhuiyaoshichuanchuqu,takezhenmeilianle,sanqingzushiyedoudejiangleifata。
dabaituzhengzha,qitianxiayishidiyila。
neijifurushoudeguanghuawenrun,rangtarenbuzhudalegeduosuo。
就这么抱上了?
diyicibaomeinvdeqitianlianhongle,youlechaneidelengshen。
dabaitugengshixiunu,zhangzuijiuyaozaihan。
qitianwunai,zhinengyishoulouzhenvrendexianxianxiyao,lingwaiyizhishouwuzhuleduifangdezui。
“duibuqi!buguannixinbuxin,zheizhenshigewuhui!”
“womeixiangdaoqianghoujiushiyouyongchi!”
dabaitufennudidengzheqitian,henbudejiangtasuishiwanduan。
zheishihou,yizhenjiaobushengchuanlai。
sigebaobiaodabandenanrenchongleguolai,jiandaozaishuilidedaxiaojiebeigenanrenbaozhe,zhiluchuyigenaodai,shunjianshayanle。
“shenmeren?kuaifangkaidaxiaojie!”yirenhandao。
大小姐?
“都别动!”
齐天喊了一嗓子。
taminruidibuzhuodaoleguanjianci,songkaiwuzhuhuailinvrendeshou,yanlekoutuomo,wendao:“nijiaoshenme?”
“woshiyujiadaxiaojie,yuqinglian!wogaosuni,niwanle!”dabaituqidezhanghonglelian。
余清莲?
这么巧?
qitiankuxiao,zheihaizhenshiqiaoertaniangdaqiaoer,qiaojilea!
“neige……nixianbieshengqi。”
qitianyoudianjiebale,“duibuqi,wo……wokenengshinilaogong……”
疯了吧,身为天师也要入赘?