《专坑哥哥》 小说介绍
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第1章
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wobama,yizhidoufengxingzhongnvqingnandesixiang。
suoyoudongxidoushixianjinzhewotiao,wotiaoshengxiabuyaodezaijiwoge。
zhouweirendouzaichuipengwobamasixiangjinbukaiming,bineixiegezhongnanqingnvdefengjiancanyuqiangdebushiyidianbandian。
duokuilezheizhongsixiang,wobamabeichuanchengleshilibaxiang,gongrenmobaidejiaoyumofan。
kewohewogedeguanxishuihuoburong。
woshitayanzhongdedingzi,tajiushiwozhazairoulidexiaoci。
youtian,xiaoxuexiawufangxue,wodangzhewogedemian,guyihewomashuowanshangwoxiangchixihongshijidanmiantiao。
我妈连声应下。
wogeqiwailezui:“youchixihongshi!wozuitaoyanxihongshi!pingshenmemeicidoutingtade!”
womanieleyibawogedelian,tashuo:“meimeixiangchi,jiurangzhemeimei,nishizuogegede。”
wogebuyiburao,sihuodoubuyuanyichi。
wobalinzhetadegebo,wangta**shangchuaileyijiao,wogezheicailaoshile。
guoniandeshihou,womenyijiazibanqulenainaijiaxiaozhu。
qinqipengyoulailehenduo,wohewogezaifangjianliyinweiyizhimaobidaleqilai。
maobishibamajitamaide,danshiwoxiangwanyihui,taburang。
woqiangtaduo,youlaiyouhui。
tamengdiningleyibawodegebo,ranhouyonglizhuaiguowoshoulizuanzhebufangdemaobi。
wotengdeciyaliezui,hetaqiachengyituan。
zhuoshangdemozhibeitadegebozhoupengdao,fandaozaishuzhuopangdechuangshang。
daduodaduowuheidemojizaichuangdanshangyunkai。
wobamawenshengganlai,wotingjiantamenzhujiankaojindejiaobusheng,ranhouyanzhuziyizhuanlimaaodeyisangzikulechulai。
womayituikaimen,yingruyanliandejiushiwotongkuliutidelian,shenpangdewogenazhemaobishouzuwucuo。
wobushuohua,zhishiyizhiku。
jigeqinqitanchunaodai,youxiexixuedediaokandao:“danggegedezenmenengqifumeimei,doubameimeinongkula。”
butongbuyangdewanxiaohualuodaowomadeerduoli,likebianleqiangdiao。
fengxingzhongnvqingnansixiangdewoma,dangjiliduanjiuyibazhanghuzailewogelianshang。
wogebeizheiyibazhangdademengle,baizhelianhewomajieshidao:“womeiyouqifuta......womeiyou。”
“shitafeiyaoqiangwodedongxi。”
womajinjindebawobaozaihuaili,chongzhewogerangdao:“nidouduodalehaizheimebudongshi?zenmejiushinidedongxile,nirangjimeimeiwanyihuizenmele?”
wobazhanzaiyipangzhouzhemeimao,tinglegeqiqibaba,dangzhezhongrendemiananzhewogedetou,yaotajiwodaoqian。
wogebufu,yueshuoyueji,xiayimiaojiukulechulai:“womeiyouzuocuo,shitaqiangwodedongxi......neishiwodedongxi!”
wobamengdizuanzhulewogedeyilingzi。
wobageboshangbaoqideqingjin,haiyouzhangdetonghongdelian,zaiyangguangxiagewaideqingxin。
woheleyitiao,lianmangzhizhuleyanlei。
wocongmeijianguowobalianshanghuiluchuzheiyangdebiaoqing。
wolikeshuodao:“bababieshengqi,shiwodecuo,shiwoqianglegegedemaobi......”
kewobaquechongzhewogefennudepaoxiao:“nihaoyisima!nizuocuoleshiqing,haiyaomeimeijinibeiguoma!”
我愣住了。
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wobajiuzhewoge,xiangbawogetuochujiamen。
wogebaozhefangdaomenbusashou,bitiyanleihulemanlian,kejueqiangdeyangzibujianfenhao。
zhouweideqinqidouzaiquan:“daguoniandesuanlesuanle,biedahaizi。”
“haohaoshuokailejiuxing,gegeyihouhuirangzhemeimeide。”
woxiangguoqulanbaba,womazhijiebawobaoleqilai,shuangbeixiangtieqianyiyang,bawosisidiguzaitahuaili。
womatianyoujiacudao:“xiaomengbuku......xiaomengbuku。”
wozaojiumeizaikule,yanqianhunluandechangjingrangwodedanaoyipiankongbai。
jiezhewogejiuxiangpiqiuyiyang,beiwobayijiaochuaichulejiamen。
wobataiqituidejiashi,xiangshimouzulejingshemendezuqiuyundongyuan。
tapidaishangdeyaochichuan,yinweitadedongzuoerzhuangzaiyiqi,dingdingdangdangxianggebuting。
wogebeiwobaanzaixuedilizou。
louxiashiyipiantingchedekongdi,wobazhuizhewogeda,congzuodaoyou,congqiandaohou。
yuanbenwurentazudexuedishang,liuxiawobadeheiququdejiaoyin,hewogefangunpaguodehenji、feichudebixue。
womalanzhexiangququanwobadeqinqi,womameihaoqideshuo:“nanhaiziyoudabuhuai,gutouyingdehen。”
“bupadajiaxiaohua,womenjiushizhongnvqingnan,jiushixihuannvhai!”
qinqimenzuishangshuozhebunengzheiyang,kekanwomadeyanshenshineizhongdaxindilidezanyangheqinpei。
zhidaowobachugouleqi,tacaitiletikuzijinmen,liuxiawogeyigerenzaixuedili。
wocadiaochuanghushangdeshuiwu,kanxiangwoge。
wogezhizhegebotanzuozaixueli,tasihuyouganyingyiban,taitouduishangwodeshixian。
hongsedexianxuezhengcongtadebikonglidiluo,luozaitademaoyishang,luozaixuedili。
tadeyifubeichedesanjia,toufayeshiluanzaozaode,shenshangmeiyichudouzhanzhexisuidexuehua。
gezheyicengboli,tayandilidehenyizenmedougaibuzhu。
wohewogedeguanxicongcichedijiangdaolebingdian。
wogezaiyemeiyoujiguowoyigehaolianse。
wozaiyemeilehewogezhengbamachongaidexiaoxinsi。
wocengjingshituhuanjiezheizhonglingrenzhixideqifen,wohebamashuoguoxuduoci,rangtamenyezhaoguzhaogugegedeganshou。
kehuanlaidequeshiwobamagengyanzhongdezhongnvqingnan。
buguanmaishenmedoushiwoxiantiao,buguanchishenmedoushiwolaixuan。
womingmingshuoguowobuyaochixihongshijidanmian,kewanshangwomazhaozuobuwu。
tamozhewodenaodaishuo:“xiangchijiuchi,xiaomengbuyongkeyigujigegedexiangfa,gegejiushiyinggairangzhemeimeide。”
“不......”
“好啦,快吃吧。”
womahaobuyouyudedaduanwo,ranhoubamanshidanhuademiantiaotuijiwo。
wogexiangshixinlizaoyoudaanyiyang,dizhetouluchuyigekusedexiao。
tabawanlimanmandexihongshidangchenglewo,daizhenongliedehenyi,yonglidejujiao、siyao。
sihuzongyouyitianyaobawochoujinbapi。
xiaoxueliunianjideshihou,wogeturanzaixuexishangbengfalejigaodetianfu。
tazaiaoshubisaishangnaleyidengjiang。
womaxiaodehebulongzui,zhibuzhudekuawogecongming。
tingdaowomakuata,talianshangcaiyoulexiaoyi。
woyouyixiangtaohaowoge,woduizhewomashuo:“shiamama,gegezhendebiwocongminghaoduo。”
‘biwo’zheiliangzi,beiwoyaodegewaidezhong。
“gegeyihoushikaoqinghuahebeidadegaocaisheng!”
wogeshifenhanjiandedalewodecha,tamolemobijian:“hengheng,neibixu。”
我嘿嘿地傻笑着。
nandedewenxin,rangwocongxinlikaixin。
wokaixinzheyuanlaiwogedekuailezheimejiandan,zhixuyaowoshuoyixiebiandizijipenggaotadehaotinghua,tajiuhuiyuanyihewoqinjin。
kewohewogebingmeiyougaoxingduojiu。
wobamayikouqijiwogebaolehaojigebuxiban,mimimamadekechengpaimanletasuoyoudekongxianshijian。
wogezhiwenwobama:“nimenweishenmeyaobizhewobuke?shaoxiaomengweishenmebuyong,tapingshenmejiunengwan?”
womaqingpiaopiaodeshuo:“xiaomengshimeimeia,nvhaizidangranyaoqingsongyidianle,nishinanhaizi,jianshangdedanzihenzhong。”
wanshangwotoutouliujinwogedefangjian,wobayidabashuiguotangsaijintashouli,woxiaoxinyiyideshuo:“ge,nibieshengqi,wobatangdoujinichi。”
huayingangluo,wogejiubatangquandousaozailedishang,tagengzhebozi,congyafenglijichujigezi:“nibiezaizheijiahaoxinle,nizhenexin。”
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neitianwosuozaibeizilikudeshangqibujiexiaqi。
woduizhekongdangdangdetianhuaban,yibianyouyibiandehewogedaoqian。
gegeyaneheyuanhendeyanjing,rangwomeiyicijieshouwobamadeaishi,wodouhunshennanshou。
wobamahouzhihoujuedecaifaxian,wohewogedeguanxichadebunengzaichale。
danshitamenyijiuwudongyuzhong,haishiba‘xiaomengshimeimei’zheiyangdehuaguazaizuibian。
zheirangwoduigegedekuijiuzhiduobujian。
xiaoshengchushi,wokaoshanglesilideshuangyuxuexiao。
zizhaokaoshiwodefenshuzhijieyaguolediermingshijifen。
yaokaoneigexuexiaohennan,womeirimeiyedefuxi,zhaolaoshijielexuduowangniandeshijuan。
wobamazhidaozheigehaoxiaoxishi,lianshangbingmeiyouluchuxinxidexiaorong。
tamenyongyizhongwocongmeijianguodeyiyangyanshenkanzhewo,minzhezuiyifunanyiqichideyangzi。
yuanlaiwobamaxiangyaobagegesongqusiligaozhongnianshu。
wodexuefeiyinianwuwanduo,gegedexuefeiyinianbawanduo。
wobamahenweinan,jialidejingjitiaojianbingbushitebiefuyu,wohegegezhijianzhinengxuanzeyigeren。
woyouyuleyixia,xiayishidekanxianglezuozaishafashangdegege。
wogeyinyangguaiqidilengxiaozheshuo:“nimenyoushenmekejiujiede,zuihouhaibushiworangzhetama?”
worouzheyijiao,yibianbiansongkaiyoujinwo。
woxianglehenjiuhenjiu,shiwoyizhizaiqiangzougegedeai,lisuodangrandiyaohaijita。
kehaimeidengwohewobamashuo,zaiwanshangtamenjiuxianyibuqiaokailewofangjiandemen,hewoshangliangzheijianshiqing。
womalazhewodeshou,yuzhongxinzhangdeshuo:“xiaomeng,gaozhongyaobichuzhongzhongyaodeduo,gegenengbunengkaoshanghaodaxuejiukantashangshenmegaozhongle。”
wobafuhewomadao:“shia,zheijianshiqingkeshibunengmahu,wohemamazhinengweiqunile。”
woxiaoxixideshuo:“meiguanxide,gegeyizhidoubiwocongming,lisuodangranshiyaotaqunianhaoxuexiaode。”
xinlisuiranyihan,danshiwobuhuihouhui。
womabawobaozailehuaili,tamosuozhewodehoubeigantan:“xiaomengzhendehenguai,hendongshi,mamamingtianjinizuonizuiaichidehongshaopaigu。”
wobayehenshixinweididianlediantou。
wogeruyuanqulesilixuexiao,linzoudeneitian,tazhanzaijiamenkouyiweishenzhangdekanlewoyiyan。
tayiziyijudeshuo:“zheibenlaijiushiwoyingdede,nibiexiangzhewohuiganxieni。”
wolilelitajianbangshangfanzhedeshubaodaizi,tapotianhuangdimeiyouduokai。
wopailepaitadejianbangshuo:“haola,lushangxiaoxin。”
wobamabingmeiyouyinweigegequniansilierfangqiduitadeyanlijiaoyu。
yigeyuezhiyousantiandeyuejia,wogedoubeishangbuwandefudaokeyadechuanbushangqi。
wobamaconglaibubiwoxuexi,tamendeyuanhuashi:“xiaomengshimeimei,xueximeineimezhongyao,nvhaizijiuyinggaiqingsongyidian。”
tamenyebutongyiwoshangbuxiban,shuobuxiangrangwotaileile,haishuowozhiyaokaikaixinxindejiuhao。
kewobingmeiyouyinweitamendehuaerdaimanxuexi,womeitiandouyouhaohaoxiezuoyeyuxi。
suiranshiputongdechuzhong,danshilimianbumianyouhenyouxiudelaoshihetongxue。
meicikejian,woyaomeshiweizaichengjihaodetongxueshenbian,yaomejiushizaibangongshilizhuizhelaoshiwenwenti。
laoshiliudezuoyebingbuduo,kongxianshijianyidaba,suoyiwomailehenduokewaidefudaoziliaohexiti。
womabangwozhenglifangjianshi,kanjianwozhuozishanghouhoudexitizhoujinlemeimao。
womahenshibugaoxingdishuo:“jinilinghuaqianbushirangnimaifakahelingshidema?nizenmemailezheimeduoti?”
woxiaozheshuo:“mama,gegehencongminghenyouxiu,woxiangzhuishangta。”
kesheizhi,womatingdaozheihua,diyicichongwofalehuo。
tabaoqiwozhuoshangdexititongtongrengjinlelajitong,womabaozhewokuhongleyanjing,tamaiyuandao:“nizheihaizi!niweishenmeyaorangzijizheimelei,mamacongxiaojiuduinijiaoshengguanyang,shengpanikelepengle。”
“nizheimelei,nirangmamayouduoxintengnizhidaoma!”
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woshouzuwucuodeanweiwoma,xiaoxinyiyidemodiaotalianjiashangdeyanlei。
wobatingdaodongjingganlai,tafuhewomadao:“shia,nvhaizibuyongduneimeduoshu,babamamahuiyangniyibeizide。”
“zheigejialibabamamahaiyougegenulijiuhaole,nizhixuyaodanghaowomendexiaogongzhuxiaobaobei,bunengrangzijishouyidianweiqu。”
wobatouyaodexiangbolanggu,woshuo:“wobuweiqu,woyebulei,woyexiangxianggegeyiyanghaohaoxuexi,kaohaoxuexiao。”
womakudegenglihaile,lianwobadouzhiyaotou。
tamenshuowobuyinggaiyouzheizhongxiangfa。
tamenhaishuoxuexihenlei,wobunengchizheizhongku。
neishiwojuede,wobamazhongnvqingnandesixiangzhendehenyanzhong。
tamenzheimeaiwo,zheimetengwo,duigegequeshifeidajima,bigegezuotabuxiangzuodeshiqing。
kewobuxiangzuoyigeyilaishenshoufanlaizhangkoudedaxiaojie,woxiangxianggegeyiyang。
tadeqiantuyipianguangming,weilaihuishikaoshangqinghuahuozhebeidadegaocaisheng。
houlaiwobakaishichanghonglian,womachangbailian,tamenyongzheizhongfangshishitudaxiaodiaowonaodailikekuxuexidexiangfa。
woqueshianzhaotamendexinyuanweimituifeileyizhenzi。
shangkebutingjiang,zuoyeyebuxie。
wokansihuozaiwuyouwulvdeziyouli,keshijishangmeifenmeimiaodouzaijianao。
jianaozijihuibuhuiluoxiagongke,huibuhuiyongyuanzhuibushangwoge。
danshimeiyouyueshudeziyouxiangrangrenshangyindeduyao。
mingmingzhidaochixiaquhuisi,danhaishihuixinganqingyuandeyanxia。
banzhurenkanzhewoyiluoqianzhangdechengjizhitanqi,tabawohanqulebangongshitanhua。
tanaixinwenwoshibushijializuijinyoushenmeshi。
“niqishishigehenyouxiudexuesheng,nibuyinggaizheiyangzibaoziqi。”
wodadao:“keshiwobamajuedewoxuexihenxinku,tamenshuonvhaizikeyibuyongneimenuli,wobawomahaiyougegehuiyangwoyibeizi。”
talengzhule,yiweizijihuanting,xiayishideroulerouerduo。
tayilianyansudeshuo:“wobuzhidaonibamaweishenmehuiduinishuozheizhonghua,danshizheizhongxiangfashicuowude,cuodehenlipu。”
“nvhaiziyiyangyaonuli,bingqieyaogengweinuli。”
yangguangchuantouchuanghu,luozaidibanshangsaxiayiquanchenghuangsedeguang。
tahewoshuolehenduo,linzouqian,taturanlengbudingdeshuo:“nibamashizhongnanqingnv,zheizhongsixianghenkepa。”
wozhandingjietiedeyaotou:“bu,hewogegebiqilai,wobamahentengaiwo,tamenshizhongnvqingnan。”
suiranwobingburentongtashuowobamashizhongnanqingnvdehua,danshitaqianmianshuodebingmeiyoucuo。
nvhaiziyiyangyaonuli,chengweibuyizhangrenherenchengzhangdecantiandashu。
weileburangwobamashangxin,wokaishibeizhewotamentoutouxuexi。
wobaxiaoshuoheyouxijifangzaishuzhuozuixianyandedifang,zaishujuzuixiamiandejiaoluolibaizhemimimamadexuexiziliao。
wobamaduiwobuxuewushudezhuangtaihenshixinwei。
woshoulianqifengmang,zaisixialianbujiubandejinxingzheyiqie。
gaosanhoubannian,wobamabagegejiehuilejiali。
tamenzhuanmenlianxileyoumingdejiajiao,jigegeyiduiyibuke。
womacidiaolegongzuo,meitiangenzaiwoge**houmiandingzhetadeyijuyidong。
wogexuexidaojidian,womajiuhuipeizhetadaojidian。
gegefangjianlidedengmeitiandouhuiliangdaoliangdian。
womaburangwoaoye,tashuoaoyeduinvhaizipifubuhao,tadingzhuwomeitianyidingyaoshiyidianzhiqianshuijue。
tayoushihouhaihuitoutoulaiwofangjiankanwoshuizhelemei。
womameitianzuofandecaidanli,gudingdouhuiyouniunaiheniurou。
womabaniuroudoutuijilegege,tashuo:“xiaomengbuaichizheixie,niquandouchiwan,mayihuizhuanmenjixiaomengxiaxihongshijidanmiantiao。”
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daozuibiande‘woxiangchi’yingshengshengdiyanlehuiqu。
yueshilinjingaokaoderizi,wobamahegegedenaodailidexianjiubengdeyuejin。
danshitamensihuwangjile,woyeyaozhongkao。
zhidaowogegaokaowan,womacaixiangmengdihuiguoshenyiyang,tayouxiemangrandewenwo:“xiaomengshibushiyegaizhongkaole?”
womabingmeiyouxianggenzhegegeyiyang,zai**houmianducuwoxuexi。
zheichangzaiqingnianshiqijinciyugaokaodekaoshi,bingmeiyouzaiwobamaxinlixianqiduoshaobolan。
danwoyimingjingren,wozhongxinbaolezhiqianneigesilixuexiaodezizhaokaoshi。
neigexuexiaoshiwodemengxiang,guanchuanleduanduanjinianqingchundemengxiang。
wohaishidiyiming,zheihuiyaguodiermingershijifen。
zhaoshengbandelaoshidadianhuajiwobamadeshihou,wobamadeliansehennankan。
mingmingshigezaijingxibuguodexiaoxi,tamenquexiaobuchulai。
xiangshibeisaileyizuidekugua,wubinanyixiayandeshense。
womaturanshuochuleyijuhenrangwofeijiedehua。
takanzhewodeyanjing,youxielengmodewen:“xiaomeng,nizenmenengbigegecongmingni?”
xiangshiyiwenju,youxiangshikendingju。
woxiayishifanwen:“weishenmewobunengbigegecongmingni?”
womameiyouhuidawo,tahewobalianggerenzaiwulijiaojididuobu。
henkuai,tamenjiushangtaochuleyigefangfa。
wobashuo:“gegeyaoqulingwaiyigechengshishenghuosinian,xuefeishenghuofei,zheishiyibibuxiaodeshumu。”
tayoushuo:“nisilixuexiaoyinianbawandexuefei,nigezaixuexiaojiuzhinengchimantoukenxiancai。”
wobadeyuqiyouxiejidong,womazhuailezhuaitadegebo,ranhouluchupingchangneiyangwenroudexiaoyi。
womashuo:“xiaomeng,nijiuqunianyigepugaoba,dengnigebiyegongzuolezhuandaqian,daoshihounixiangyaodedongxijiudouyoule。”
“babamamadexinyizhidoushixiangzhenide,zheishijiuzheimedingle,mamamingtianjinizuohaochide。”
womapailepaiwodebei,daizhewobalikailewodefangjian。
tamendeyuqihenqiangying,womeiyoujujuedexuanxiang。
wokanlekankongkongdeshouxin,xiangyaozhuazhudianshenme。
woxixihuiyizhebanzhurenhewoshuoguodehua。
wobamashihenyanzhongdezhongnanqingnv,zheizhongxiangfabeitamenzangzaihenshenhenshen、wurenzhixiaodedifang。
xiaoshishangdouhuiguanzhewo、youzhewo,danyidaorenshengjuezededashi,yongyuandouhuipianxiangzhewoge。
tamenyongduiwohenchongnidemeiyijianxiaoshilaimabiwo,rangwoduigegekuijiu,weilelaolaodezhuazhuwo,yeweilewoyihougenghaodeziwoxishengzuopudian。
yitianwanshang,wogexialourenglaji,wogenzhetayiqixiaqu。
loutijianli,wokanzhetadebeiying,xiaoshengdewen:“ge,niyoumeiyouxiangguobamaqishihenaini,biaiwoyaoduohenduo。”
“tamenyoumeiyoukeneng,qishishizhongnanqingnv。”
buzhidaocongshenmeshihoukaishi,womenlianggerenyijinghenjiuhenjiudoumeiyouzaishuoguohuale。
tadebeiyingyidun,ranhouxiangshitingdaoletiandadexiaohuayiyang,xiaodeshangqibujiexiaqi。
jiezhetachezhezuijiao,luchuyigehenyanedebiaoqing,tashuo:“kanlaibamabanidenaozidouguanhuaile,shenjingbing。”
taliankandoubuyuanyizaikanwoyiyan。
houlai,wobeiyigelijiahenyuandegaozhongluqule。
zaihenpianpideshijiao,linjinchengzhongcun。
zheishiwobamajiwobaodezhiyuan,tamenshuozheigexuexiaotiaojianhao,jiaoxuefengqibuhuineiyangyanli。
gaozhongbunengzhuxiao,wozhinengbanquxuexiaofujindenainaijiazhu。
songwoqunainaijiadeneitian,womazaidanyuanlouxiahongzheyankuangjinjindebaozhewo,tamozhewodelianyibianyouyibiandeshuo:“xiaomengbuyaowanglebabamama。”
“zainainaijiayoushenmeshihebabamamashuo,womenyiyoushijianjiuhuihuiqukannide。”
wobabachekaidaoloudixia,bawodexingliyijianjianbanshanghoubeixiang。
youjigehewojiashuluodeayikanjianle,ranhouweileshanglai。
womalazhewodeshouheneijigeayijieshishuo,woyaoshangxuezhinengbawosongqunainaijia。
neijigeayikanwomaxintongdeyangzigantandao:“xiaomengyatoukeshinidexintouroua,xiaomengzhangdaleyihoukeyaohaohaobaodanibabamamaa。”
zaiwomaqidaidemuguangxia,wodianlediantou。
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wodeluquchengjishiwomengaoyidediyiming。
wodechengjibifenshuxiangaoleqishiduofen。
kaixueneitian,womenbanshangdetongxuejiuyizhizaiwenwo,zheimegaodechengjiweishenmeyaolaizheigexuexiao。
mingmingyougenghaodexuanze,weishenmepianpianyaoxuanzuichadeneiyige。
woxianrulehundunyumimang。
wobamashuozuitengwo、zuiaiwo,weishenmemeicidoujiwoanpaineigezuichadejieguo。
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woyaozhetoutiwobamabianjie。
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西红柿鸡蛋面。
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是我爸。
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她叫陈思琪。
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takaikouwenwodediyijuhuajiushi:“nijialishibushiyouyigedidi?”
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她抿着嘴不说话。
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wojihuxiayishidifanbo:“jituitaiyounile,doushizhifang,nvhaizichiduolebuhao,meiyouchaodamijiankang,nibamaqishishiainide。”
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zheiyang**luodekedai,juranbeiwoxiayishidimeihuachengleai。
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nainaipingyijizhili,rangwohechensiqizaiyigexueqilipangleshijijin。
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