(抖音)相声大师系统 主角齐云成郭得刚

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《相声大师系统》 小说介绍

qiyunchengguodegangshi《xiangshengdashixitong》dezhujiao,zuozheshiyexingmao,zheibenxiaoshuodezhuyaoneirongshi:xianzaicaoyunjingchuzoudeyun,danshiheweizheiliyouxiebianhua,zanshimeiyoulikai,ziranerranyouneimeyipitadeguanzhonggandaoyihuo。yushishangtaihaimeishimiaozhong,zheng……...

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xianzaicaoyunjingchuzoudeyun,danshiheweizheiliyouxiebianhua,zanshimeiyoulikai,ziranerranyouneimeyipitadeguanzhonggandaoyihuo。

yushishangtaihaimeishimiaozhong,zhenggejuchangjiaotoujieerdeshengyinrutongcaishichangyiyang。

xiangyaobazheizhongchengdudechangzijiyaxialai,nandutaidale。

guodegangheyuqiantamenkendingshiyoubanfa。

danshitamenshizandide,zheishihoushangqugenbenbukeneng。

“啧!”

guodegangyicuoyahua,doutizheilianggehaiziyoudiannanshou。

“wodouhuaiyizijishibushinaozimengle,yunchengxiaochangzidouhaimeililianni,zheierqianrendedachangzi...

wozenmeyixiajiurangtamenlianggeganyazishangqule。”

laoguojibingluanqiuyi,xianzaixinwaliangwaliangde。

“得刚!”

zheishihouyuqianqiaodechulaidadangdeqingxu,lianmanganweiyixia,

“biezheji,xianqiaoqiaotaliangzenmenong。

yunchengbaishiyeyouwuliunianle,luanyunpingyechabuduo,jingyandoubuhuishao。”

“ai,shuoshizheimeshuo!yanqianzheiqingkuang……”

shifuhedayelianggerendoudanxinwubi,shenhoudeqitayanyuangengbuyongshuo。

shenzhixiaoyueyueyitiaowangxiamianxiwei,faxianbushaoguanzhongxuanzezaizheishijianshangcesuo。

yisiyijinghenmingxianle,yaobushizuihouzandishiguodegangtamen,gujidezouyixierenle。

buguocikedeqiyunchengnalihuangluan,chaoqiangdekongchangzheishihoutixianchulaile。

zhijianmuguangwangxiamianshangcesuodeguanzhongyisao,likehanchuyisheng。

“huowo,shangcesuoneiweidage,nidiaoqianlehei!neishiyiwanhaishiduoshaoa!”

一句话丢出来。

yuanbendenaotengjuchangdeyouyibanyaxialai,ranhoubushaoshuangyanjingdingguoqukan。

zhiyaoshirenjiumeiyoubuhaoqizheigede。

eryaoshangcesuodeneiweidagenapamingbaidoulichuaibuleyiwan,danhaishixiayishihuitouwangdishangkanyixia。

也就是他这么一看。

qiyunchenglikelvedaibaoqiandetaidu,“yo,kancuole。

buguozheizenmexiangyudayezaihoutaichuandeneidahongsedingzikua。”

“没听说过!!”

luanyunpingzaizheililikedaleyiju,tongshiheleyitiao。

yaozhidaojintiankeshiyouluzhi,haojiahuo,dingzikudouchulaile。

danshixiamianyiqunrenshunjianjiumaochulexiaosheng。

buzhidaozheishishenmeluanqibazao。

zhiyuxiangqihongbayanyuanhongxiaqude,nalihaiyouneixinsi,kanrenaodouhailaibuji。

“hahaha!yuqian,yulaoshidedingziku,nanizheishi?wokankan!”

“haojiahuo,dayezhenshinidaye,chouyanhejiutangtou,zaichuandingzikuneihaizhenshiyidianbuweihe。”

“aiya,meixiangdaodayehaiyouzheiaihao,nengquhoutaikankanma?”

……

上台还没一会儿。

yigexiaobaofudiuchulai,quanchangderenjihudoulele,bingqiehuamianganshizu。

shenzhigangcaidechaonaodoubeijilexiaqu。

zheirangcemuyiqundanxinderenchedidalelian。

zhiyubeishuodeyuqianquanchengkuxiaobude,

“aiyo,zheiyemendenaozizenmezhuandeazheishi!

弄得太好了。”

guodegangtuchuyikouqi,yougangcaidechoumeikulianhuazuoleyisixiaoyi。

qingchuzheihaizidezaguazadezheimeqiaomiao。

xiangshengjiuderangguanzhongyishunjiandairuqizhong。

yuqiantamendourenshi,shenzhishuxidebunengzaishuxi,zheiyixiazagua,xiaoguoziranhao。

erdanfanzaguadaoqitayanyuanshenshangdoumeizheimehao,xianranzheihaizishiyousikaode。

buguotahaishiyouxieyihuo。

buzhidaozheishijizhongshengzhi,haishizhenzhangjinlejingyan。

此刻舞台上。

qiyunchengheluanyunpingdoutingjianlexiaosheng,qianzhekendingbunengrangwutaijiuzheimekongle。

“haishibieshuodayededingzikule,buranyihuieryaozhaowolai。xianzuoyigeziwojieshaoba。

wojiaoqiyuncheng,shenpangzheiweiluanyunping!”

“是我!”

“tingmingzigeweiguanzhongjiunengzhidao,womenshiyunzikededizi。

tongshijintianshangtaiyekandechulaigeweishizhenburenshiwomen。

daodilaideyunshekandeshishei。

可不就是郭得刚吗?

zhongsuozhouzhi,woshifuguodegangyigezhumingdexiaoheipangzi!”

“没错!”

luanyunpingshunkoudayin,danshihuranfanyingguolai。

zaixiamianfachudeyixiexiaoshengzhong,likeshenshouguoqudazhu,“xiandenghuier,shenmejiaoxiaoheipangzi?”

qiyunchengwangzhexiamianlikekaishiweizijikaituo,“zheibushiwoshuode,guanzhongjiqidewaihao!”

luanyunpingzhidaozheishinengwangxiamianyanle,xiaoguoyejianjianqilaile,suoyishizhenpeifuqiyuncheng。

buguozhengzaibiaoyan,yelaibujiduoshuoshenme。

然后故意皱眉开口。

“guanzhongshuomeishi,danshinishuojiubuxing,neishiwomendeshifu。”

“shishishi!”qiyunchenghenfuyandeyangzi。

ranhoushenziwangxiayichen,youshoubihuazaizijixigaidegaodu。

“douzhidaowoshifuheierqiegetoubugao!”

话音落下。

guanzhongqiaojianyanyuanbihuazheigaodu,haojiahuoneihaishibanmidoumeile,xiaoyiyizhiduiqizailianshang。

erluanyunpingzuoweideyundeguanlirenyuan,zhijiekaikou,“bushi,nishibuxiangganleshima?

下一场就是他们。”

“shenmejiaobuxiangganle?”

qiyunchengzaihuatonghouhaiguaiweiqude。

“zheimegaoshiwomenshifuma?”

“e!”qiyunchengditouyikan,ranhouguyiyadijifendaoxiaotuizhei,“neiwokenengshibihuagaole!”

哈哈哈哈!

guanzhongyouyizhenxiaoshengchulai。

开始了各种吐槽。

“**!zheiyanyuanhaizhenganshuoa!”

“meicuo!shifudouganzheimesun,wohaishitouyicijiandaodanzizheimedade。”

“woxianzaimeibiede,jiuxiangkankanxiemushihouguolaoshishizenmekandaizijizheitudide,demailebazheige!”

wangyouyanjuanduorendianping:《xiangshengdashixitong》zuidadetesejiushirenwuheqingjiemiaoxiechucai,chuchangrenwuhenduo,xifenhenzu,xinggegeyi,meiyouzhongfugan,renwuguanchuanxiaoshuoqianhou,meiyigechuchangrenwudouyougezidezuoyong。

wangyoutankanqingweidianping:youxieshuyikaitounijiunengzhidaojiewei,danshixiangshengdashixitongzheibenshuquebutong,wulunshijuqing,gousijiaodudoubijiaoxinying,nigenbenbuzhidaojiexialaihuifashengshenme,erqiebushiwutouwen,youliyouju,luojiqingxi,haihuiyinqinidefansi。