坏人绞尽脑汁不如蠢人灵机一动
《坏人绞尽脑汁不如蠢人灵机一动》 小说介绍
《huairenjiaojinnaozhiburuchunrenlingjiyidong》shishenhanqichuangzuodeyibulingrenguomunanwangdexuanhuanxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaozhangxingshenyangjinglilequzheliqidemaoxian，tongshiyemianlinzhechengzhangyuzerendekaoyan。xiaoshuoyiqijincoukourendeqingjiehexianhuolitiderenwuxingxiangxiyinledaliangduzhe。shuonimendeanbaoxitongshizuianquankekaode，neime，weishenmezaiwochuchaqijiantahuijindaowodefangzili？！」……。
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wobashigechunhuo，zongshihaoxinbanhuaishi。xinmaidefangzitaguoqubangwodasao，linzoushibayaochijilenanlinju。
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tashayanle：「zenmehuizheiyang，wokantashigehaorencaibayaochijitade。」
mamabengkuidaku：「ninengbunengyoudiannaozi！bierendoushihaoren，zhiyouwomenzijirenhuaishibushi！？」
1.wobabutaicongmingzheijianshi，shijingguowomenquanjiarenzhengde。tazongshixihuanlingjiyidong，haoxinbanhuaishi，
youqixiangxinwairen，jiulianzaixiaoquliyushangyigekuaidiyuan，
tadounengbawomaxihuanzaiwangshangmaihuangjinzheijianshigaosurenjia。weiciwomahetachaolewushuci，
gaosutabuyaolaoneimexiangxinbieren，yebuyaozongshilingjiyidongganxiechunshi。tazongshuozijimeiyou，
zhishiweilewomenhaoeryi。keshimeicijialiyoudianshenmeshi，wobakansibangmangshizetianluan，
jishijialifengpinglangjing，wobayenengzhizaodianmafanchulai。woduitazheigexingzizhendefeichangtaoyanqiewunai。
ketashiwoba，zhinengrenzhe。ranermeixiangdaofangzhefangzhehaishichushile。xinmaidefangzizhuangxiuhaole，
wobashuoyaoguoqutiwozhangzhangyan。yijinfangziyingruyanliandejiushirubaisedeqiangqihedanfensedeshafa。
kongqilihaipiaozheguzibuyichajuedejiaquanwei。「nizheifangzihaibucuoni！kuanchang！」
wobamianweiqinandidiandiantou。tazaifangjianlizhuanlehaojiquan，
ruoyousuosi：「tinghaodaoshitinghaojiushizijiyigerenzhubuanquanna！」「meishier，
wozijizhuyiyixiajiuxingle。xiaciwohuijiadeshihoucongjialinashuangnichuanguodexiezibaizaimenkoujiuxingle。」
wobahaishibutaifangxin，lianlianyaotou：「neiyebuxing。」「wowaimaikuaididouyongnanshengdemingmeishashi。」
wojinliangkuanwobadexin，buxiangrangtadanxin。tapielepiezui，xiaoshengdunangzhe：「nineidoubuxing，
zhibiaobuzhiben……」womeizaiyi，yinweitongshiturandadianhuajiwoshuoyaojiaban，
suoyiwojiubabeiyongyaochijitazijihuigongsiqule。wobazhanzaixuanguan：「niquba，
zhenghaowojinidasaodasaoweisheng，nikankannizheifangzizangde。」woxinzhongyongqiyigunuanliu，
quehaishibufangxindidingzhu：「youshijiujiwodadianhua，zoudeshihoujidesuohaomen。」
qipanyijiudexiaowozhongyuzhuangxiuhao，wohunshendouchongmanleganjing。keshigetianwojiuganjuedaobuduijing，
yitianlijiedaosansigedianhuabushishenmejianshenkatuixiaojiushibaoxianbanli，liantongshidoudaquwo：「lanzhua，
shenmeshihouyaoqingwomenqunidexinfangziliwana？」**caoyingfuwan，huidaojiajiukaishipanwenbama，
youmeiyoubawomaifangzideshigaosubieren。taliangdouyaotou。「zenmehuini，
niyigexiaoguniangyaoshibeirendingshangjiubuhaole。」womadanxindikanzhewo，kegangshuowantasihuxiangdaoleshenme，
zhuantoukanxiangwoba.「laolin，nishibushizaiwaimianshuolouzuile？」「wo？wozenmehui！」
wobajilifouren：「woqinguinvwonenghaitama？」tameitoujinjinzhouqi，
duiyuwomenhuaiyitazheijianshishifenbuman。sihushixiangdaotacengjingganguodeneixiechunshi，
womayuyanyouzhi：「zanguinvhaoburongyimailefang，nikedejiwoanfendian，biequjiguinvtianluan！」
womayanyuzhongquanshiquanwei，yinweiwomenzhidao，zheijianshijueduishiwobashuochuqude。
jiejiezaiwaishengshangbanpingshibuhuijia，jialijiuzhiyouwomensange。womayoushigaozhonglaoshi，
pingshimangdejiaobuzhandide，lianwodexinfangzidouhaimeiquguo，zhiyouwobahuiheneixieluanqibazaoderenxianliao。
wohaoburongyimaidefang，zhendebuxiangyinweiwobasuoweidehaoxinrangwodenulifuzhiyiju。
keshizheihuayichukouwobajiuzhale。yigebazhangzhongzhongdiluozaiwodelianshang，
bansuierlaideshiwobacengchubuqiongderuma。「baiyanlang，woshinilaozi！」「bieshuoshinixianzaimailefangzi，
jiusuanshiniyihoumailebieshu，niyeshiwolinjianguodenver！」womeixiangdaotahuituranfanan，
yigunuyizhichongshangwodexintou，wuzhecitongdelian，yanleiquehaishibuzhengqididiaolechulai。
wochongtadahou：「nizhibuzhidaowoyigerenmeitianjiabanduoxinkucaimaixiazheitaofang，xianzaidaikuandouhaimeihaiwan！」
「bupazeitoujiupazeidianji，yaoshinayitiansheidingshangwole，nirangwoyigerenzenmeban！？
nixiangwosizaiwaimianma？」tasihushibeiwozheiyancijiliedemoyangchongdeyouxiexinxu。
zijiyigerenxiaoshengdunangzhe：「youneimeyanzhongma？」2.wozirenweizheijianshiyijingguoqule，
zuobuguowobayouxialiaodeshihoubawomaifangdeshiqinggaosubierenle。fanzhengguoyiduanshijianbierenyehuiwangji。
ranershishishiwoxiangdetaimeile，yedigulerenxingdee。chuchabangeyuehuidaoxinfang，
tuozhepibeideshenquwodakailefangmen，zhunbeijintianwanshangjiuxianshuizaizhei。keshiyikaimen，
yigucibidepaixiewuweidaojiupumianerlai。dingjingyikan，woyuanbenjingxintiaoxuandejiajuyijingbuchengyangzile，
jiulianzhengjiewenxindeqiangmiandoubumanlewugou。woshilihaichuanlailaorenyixiayixiadechenzhongkesousheng。
lianxudechucharangwopibeidejingshenyouxiechaofuhe，zheizhendeshiwodejiama？budengwohaohaochakanmenpaihao，
jiuyouyigezizheliaoyadedadongxichaowochongleguolai，jiangwopudaozaidi。wozheicaikanqing，neishiyizhihashiqi。
jinjiezhe，dierzhidongxipaoleguolai，zhijietashangwodeshenti，siyaowodexiaotui。wobeitongdeyigejiling，
xiayishihujiaochulai。「jiuming！youmeiyourena！zhehuole！」shenshangbuduanchuanlaidetengtongcitongwodeshenjing，
wozhinengbazijiquansuoqilaijinlianghuzhunaodai。buzhidaoguoleduojiu，
caiyourenluluxuxushanglaijiangwoshenshangdeliangtiaogoulakai，bawofuleqilai。
renqunliyourenkanzheliangtiaoziyaliezuidegouxiaoshengdao：「zheibushishenyangtamenjiadegouzima?zenmepaochulaile？」
neirenchuanguorenqunzoudaoyipangqiaoleqiaogebidemen：「shenyangkuaikaimen！chushile！」zaizaluandeqiaomenshengli，
menzhongyukaile，conglimianzouchuyigechuanzheheiseweiyidepangzi。tamanlianxiongshenesha，
shangshangxiaxiasaolewoyiyanjierjichuyigexiaolai：「nijiushizhuzaigebidexiaoguniangba，
zheimekuaijiuchuchahuilaile？」woliansebutaihaodiyibashuaikaitadishanglaideshou，
lengshengdao：「chenwochuchabanidegouyangzaiwojiali，duiwodejiajuzaochenglesunshi，woyaoqiunipeichang，
haiyounidegouyaoshanglewo，woyaoqiunizhifuwoyiyaofei。」shenyangyixiazibianlelianse，zhenggerenyinchenkebu，
turandabushangqianhenhenchuaileneiliangzhihashiqi。liangzhihashiqibeizhurenchuaidefachuqilidecanjiaosheng，
huidangzailoudaoli。tamensesuodipazaijiaoluo，buduantianshishenyangdexieziqituhuanqitadelianminzhixin。kexi，
bingmeiyou。tayijiaojiezheyijiao，zhidaoliangzhigoutuchuxuemo，yanyanyixididakouchuanzhecuqi。
wobeihedejiangzaiyuandi。3.shenyangzhuanguoshenlai，pielewoyiyan：「xiaoguniang，doushizheigoubudongshi，
zheiyebushiwodegou，doushijieshangdeliulanggou，shiwoxinshankantamenkeliancaibatamendaihuilaide，
meixiangdaojuranyaoleni，haole，xianzaiwobatamendasiyesuanshiweinichuleyikoueqi。」
wobeitazheisipilailiandeyangziqidehunshenfadou，he。zhinengzaiyuandidengjingchahewuyeguolai。
zaiwozhanqilaideshihoujiudiyishijianbaolejing，yelianxilewuye。wodaoyaokankanwuyedaodishizenmeguanlide，
hualedajiaqianzhuangdemensuo，juranzaiwochuchadeshihouqingeryijudijiubeishenyangdakaile。jiuzaicishi，
fangjianlituranchuanchuyishengbolisuiliedeshengyin，jiershisixinliefeidekesou。yishengyouyisheng，
xiangyigeyoujindengkudelaoren。woxintouyijing，laoren！bugushenshangdetengtong，wofuzheqiangdabuwangwoshilipao。
tuikaiwoshimen，shouxianwendaodeshiyigulaorenwei，jiuxiangshimouzhongjijiangfulandedongxi。dingjingyikan，
shiweimanliangouhedelaotouzhengtongkuzhijidixietangzaiwojingxintiaoxuandechuangshang，zhenggeshenzigaogaotingqi，
yanjingzhidingzhemenkou，hewodalegezhaomian。wohedehoutuiyibu，beiyanqiandejingxiangchongjideyouxiebuzhisuocuo，
quehaishishoudouzhenachushoujibodale120.shenhouderenqunyezaicikegenleshanglai。
zhongrenqieqiesiyu：「zheibushishenyangtabama？」「zhiqianbushishuozuoleshoushujijiehuijiaxiuyanglema？
zenmepaodaorenxiaoguniangfangzililaile……」shenyangcaokongzhetabenzhuoerpangdadeshenquzhongyucongrenqunzhongjileguolai。
kanjianfangjianlidecanzhuang，tayixiaziguizaidishang，xixingzhichuangqian，tanletantabadebixi，
jierzhenggerenpazaitababashenshangkuhaoqilai。「ba，nizenmeturanjiuzouleya！」
「wohaimeidaizhenihaohaoxiangqingfuni！」「niqianjitianhaihaohaodeni！zenmeturanjiu……」
zhongrenjiantazheimeshangxindeyangzi，yebuhaozaishuoxieshenme，zhinengwenshenganweizheta。erwozhanzaiyuandi，
sihuoxiangbumingbaishiqingweishenmehuibianchengzheigeyangzi。woxinmaidefangzi，bujinbeichongwugouchaijia，
xianzaihaiyouyigesubuxiangshidemoshenglaorensizaiwojingxintiaoxuandechuangshang。shashijian，woganjuetianxuandizhuan，
fangfozhenggeshijiedoubiandexujiaqilai。kendingshiwojiabantaileileshuihutule。dui，jiushizheiyang，
woxianzaihaizaimengli。xiangzhexiangzhe，wojiuhenhenjilezijiyibazhang。pa——zhentenga。bushimeng。
chuangbiandeshenyangcurantaiqitoulai，ehenhendingzhewo：「shini！shinihaisilewoba！」woxiayishituileyibu，
shenyangquexiangshuizhiyibannianleshanglai。「shinidefangzikesilewoba！」
4.pangbianyoukanbuguoqudelinjushituquanzu:「xiaoshena，zheizuorenyedejiangdaolibushi，
nichenrenjiaxiaoguniangchuchabanibaanzhidaorenjiafangzilixiuyang，benlaijiushinibudidao，xianzainibarenmeile，
renjiaxiaoguniangxinfangzi，wokana，nipeidianqianjirenjiaxiaoguniangcaishizhengdaoli……」huayinweiluo，
neiweilinjujiubeishenyangehenhendengleyiyan，dunshimeileshengyin。wonuolenuoshenzidangzhushenyangdeshixian，
lengzhelianzhejinggaota：「woyijingbaojingle，dengjingchaguolaiba。」bijingchaxianlaiyibudeshiwuye。dunshi，
womanqiangdeqingxuzhongyuzhaodaoyigefaxiedechukou。woqiangrenzhenuhuoduishangwuyedelian，
lengshengzhiwendao：「woqingwendangshihualeneimeduoqianzhuangdenimenqiangtuidemensuo，haiyounimenzaisanbaozhengguode，
shuonimendeanbaoxitongshizuianquankekaode，neime，weishenmezaiwochuchaqijiantahuijindaowodefangzili？！」
「nimenbushishuomeitiandouhuixunluoma？neiweishenmebangeyuedoumeifaxian？」woqideerming，
fangfomianqianderenyingdoukaishimohuhuangdong。wuyecazheetoudehan，lianshangpeizhexiao：「lannvshi，ninbiejidong，
xianpingfuyixiaqingxu……」ercishirenqunlichuanchushengyin:「zhiqianwomenyekanjianshenyangsuibianjinchunidefangzi，
neitianwoduozuiwenleyiju，tashuoshizaibangnizhaokanfangwu……」yigureqizhichongshangnaomen，
wozhuanxiangyilianwusuoweideshenyang：「ninalaideyaochi?woshenmeshihouqingnizhaokanguofangzi？」
huoxujianlesuowuwang，shenyangchedibuzhuangle，diaoerlangdangdicongkudoulitaochuyigewushenrengzaiwolianshang。
jinshuwuzhidedongxizadaowobiliangshang，shengteng。wojiezhuta，zheicaikanqing，neifenmingjiushineitianwobaguolaishi，
wojitadebeiyongyaochi。shangmianchanzheyizhixiaolingdang，hewozijishoulideshiyidui。wozhijuedenaozhongwengdeyixiang，
xiangshibeizhaozaidazhonglihenhenzhuangleyixiashenmedoutingbujianle。shenyangxiezheyanjingkanxiangwo，
xiaodeqingmie:「yaobushinineilaodieqiuwozhaokanzhaokanni，wocaibuhuijiexiazheigelantanzini，
zhenshibushihaorenxin……」wuyekandaoshiqingyouzhuanjiyuqiyebiandeqiangyingqilai:「lannvshi，ninkankan，
zheiyeguaibudaowomentoushangbushi，shininfuqinziji……」huameishuowan，keshiyisiyijinghenmingxianle。
5.nankanhebeijiarenbeicidetongchuyiqiyongshangwodexintou，wodunshijuedetianxuandizhuan。chulejingju，
wodiyijianshijiushihuijia。woshizaishixiangbumingbaimingmingwodouyijinggenwobashuodeneimeqingchule，
taweishenmehainengganchuzheiyangdeshilai。womenjiaheshenyangfeiqinfeigu，wobajiugengbukenengrenshile。
hendajilvshineitianlaizheishipengshangleshenyang。yihuidaojia，jiukanjianwobazhengtangzaishafashangshuashipin，
shibushifachuheiheidexiaosheng。woyayideqingxuzhijiebengkuile。「womendaodizuocuoleshenme？」
woshengsilijiedihoujiaozhe，sihuxiangyaobaxinlisuoyoudeweiqudoufaxiechulai。
「nidaodiweishenmelaoshiganxiechunshia！？wohenijiangleneimeduocibuyaozizuocongmingbuyaozicongming，
niweishenmejiushibuting？」「zheixiahaole，woxinmaidefangzibeizaotachengneigeyangzi！wohaizenmezhu？！」
「niweishenmejiunengneimexiangxinwairenni？nibayaochijileyigesubuxiangshidemoshengren，buqingchutadedixi，
jiuyinweigenrenjiashuoleliangjuhua，nijiubawodefangziyaochijiaolechuqu，
nijiubupatanatianchenwoshuijuedeshihoushalewoma？nidaodiweishenmeyaozheimeduiwo，