救命！笨蛋美人一哭，全大院慌了
《救命！笨蛋美人一哭，全大院慌了》 小说介绍
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第1章
1983年秋，
“枝枝，喝药了！”
“wodougenwangmeiposhuohaole，nizheitouhaizidiaole，limajiunengjiaguoqu，cailidoujinitantuole。”
xuzhizhizheiduanshijianzongshizuomeng，bushimengjianmianruguanyude**genzijizaiyiqi，jiushimengjianyourenduanyaojitahe。
jintiandemeng，shitabuxihuandeshengyin。
bizheyanjingmonianleyiju，“kuaijin，huanxiayiji。”
yiwangmeicizheiyangzuo，douhuihuandaoneigechuanzhejunzhuangmianruguanyude**neibian，liangrendangzhenshihuayangbaichu。
zhishijintianmonianlehaojibian，zheirangrenliukoushuidejuqingshizhongmeiyouchuxian。
yucitongshi，neigepoluosangzidenvshenghaizailecibupidequantachiyao，cidetaermoshengteng，tagangbayanjingzhengkai，kandaoyanqiandejingxiang，ganjinyoubilehuiqu。
bizedefangjian，fahuangdeqiangmian，jufudelingdaotouxiang，tuotuodeniandaiwenbiaopei！
gaibuhuishishimaoleyiba，chuanshuleba？
“zhizhi，biebizheyanle，wodoukandaole。”
huayingangluo，xuzhizhirenmingdezhongxinxiankaiyanpi，duifanglianshangdexiaorongshunjianbiandewenroukeqin。
zheimoyang，qierduanfa，lvdouyan，zheshixiangzijiqianbujiukanguodeniandaiwenzhongeduhoumaxingxiang。
xuzhizhihenhendiqialeyibashouxin，juliedetengtongganrangtayishidao，zheihuishizhenganshangle。
她穿书了！
chuanjintonggongsidejingzhengduishouzhoutianxiedenanpinniandaiwenlimianle，zheiweinanzhurensheyoudianteshu，shinvpinchangjiandewanrenmisheding，ergentatongmingtongxingdezheigejiaoseshinanzhulihunzaosidebaiyueguang。
yiweichetoucheweidebendanemeiren。
ershulimiandenvzhuzeshiliwenzhudedierrenqizizhoutian，yejiushiwenanziji。
zheiweibendanmeirenxieentubao，ranglaoyecengjingjiuguodeneijiarendesunziquleziji，
keshijiehunbujiu，yuanzhuzhangfubianchurenwulikaile，jigeyuehoucongdongbeibianjingchuanlaitaxishengdexiaoxi。
yuanzhunadaoxishengjintiedediertianbiankaishilexiangqin，zaihoumaliangfenglandecuanduoxiarenshilehuochaichangdehuichengzhiqing。
zhiqingzaixiangxiayouguoyigemeiyoulingzhengdexifu，haishenglelianggeerzi。
dan77nianhou，zhiqingkaoshangdaxue，biandaizheerzihuilecheng，daxuebiyefenpeigongzuodaolehuochaichang，taxiangzhaogechenglixifu，danzijiyoudailelianggehaizi。
zheiyilaierqubianzhaodaoleyuanzhu，liangrentiaojianxiangdang，henkuaijiutanhunlunjia，
“xuzhizhi”weilezheigezhangdehaokandezhangqifanpiao，erhuameishuobianjiangduzilidehaizijidadiaole。
haizidadiaohou，tazaijiaxiuxilebangeyue，bianpobujidaidejiajilezheiweizhiqinghuiji。
hunhoumeiduojiu，duifangdezhenshimianmubianxianlulechulai，duixuzhizhibushidajiushimaren，zuihendeyicihaijiangtatidezigongpolie，liuxuebuzhi......
taxianghoumajiuqiuzhu，nazhidaoliangfenglanchazheyaoburangtajinmen，
shuoshijiachuqudenverpochuqudeshui，huijishichangzilizuihaoshuohuaderen，zenmekenenghuijiabao？
jiusuandongshou，neiyeshinixuzhizhibuhuisihouren，bushangbanhailongluobuzhunanren，baixialenizheizhanghumeizidelian。
qiuzhuwumen，yuanzhuzhinengjixuhuidaoneigepojia，zuihousideqican。
ershulimiandenvzhu，yejiushiliwenzhudedierrenqizizhoutian，shiliwenzhuzhudideyisheng，zhangdehaokan，jiashiyehao，haijiangzijibaozhuangchengleyigewenroukeren，shanliangdafangdejieyuhua。
zailiwenzhushouqingshangshangdeneiduanshijian，tieshenzhaogu，zuihougongkeliwenzhushoushangdexin，liangrenhunhouenaidaolao！
huiyiwanjuqing，xuzhizhiwuyuwencangtian，
孩子是不能打的。
junguandalaoyeshibunengfangqi。
yanxia，yinggaijiushixuzhizhizaihexianeiwandataiyaozhiqiandejuqing，tajieguoyaowan，dingzheduimianfokoushexindeliangfenglan，qianqianyixiao，
“liangyi，zheishijiwohede？”
kanzheruyangchunbaixueyibandexiaorong，liangfenglanjingderendoudaizaileyuandi，shenxiyikouqi，lianmangdiantou，
“嗯，给你的！”
shulimianduiyuanzhudewaimaoyouguojiandandemiaoxie，shuotashiyiweibuzhebukoudedameiren，meiruyuandai，yipinyixiaojieshifengqing，jiuliannvrenkanledoudezhenjingsanmiaodeneizhong。
congliangfenglandefanyinglaikan，queshibujia。
“dataiyao？”xuzhizhixiaozheyouwen。
“对。”
dacongtadaizheerzijiajixuzhizhitabayihou，zheisiyatouconglaimeiduizijixiaoguo，jintianzheishichoudenamenzidefeng，liangfenglanxinshenghuaiyi。
“zhuzixishengle，haizishengxialainijiushidanqinmama，ayibuxiangnizaizouwodelaolu，nimingbaima？”
“womingbaide，liangayishiweilewohao。”
xuzhizhizhidaofurenkoulidewenzhujiushimenglineiweimianruguanyudemenghan。
mengjingliyouguoliangrenzaiyiqidehuamian，dangzhenshi，kekou！
erliwenzhucishiyegenbenmeiyouxisheng，ershishoushangzhujinleyiyuan。
“zhidaojiuhao，chenrehe，liangleyaoxiaocha。”liangfenglanqingqingtuileyixiaxuzhizhidegebo，muguangyizhizaineiwanyaotangdazhuan。
xuzhizhiningzhehaokandeliuyemei，taishoujiangyaowansongdaozuibian，zheigejiaodu，ganghaonengcongyinyundereqikandaoliangfenglanyadouyabuzhudezuijiao。
taguyijiangyaowannakaixie，
“梁姨，我害怕。”
liangfenglanneikoutiqilaideqi，beizheiyidaduandunshixielexialai，zhejidao，
“pasha，jiushilaigeshiereryi，yidianerdoubutong，duishentiyemeishashanghai，nitingwode，niezhebiziyikoumen，yihougenzhehuijichihebuchou。”
zheihuaqueshipianguoleshulimiandebendanmeiren，shulimianyuanzhuyixinxiangzhuazhuneizhangzhangqifanpiao，erhuameishuojiuhelezheiwanyao。
zhishixuzhizhikanguozheiduanduotaidemiaoxie，taguangshicongjianduandewenziganshoudaodangshidecanren，xuexing。
yuanzhuhewanyao，bingmeiyoumashangfanying，ershidengdaolediertian。
fazuoneitianwanshang，yuanzhuzaichuangshangtongdedahandajiao，haojicidouyunsiguoqu，erlengmodexufubudanmeiyousongyiyuan，haidamaxuzhizhishigekesinanrenkesihaizidesangmenxing！
houmaliangfenglanzeshibanyanlaohaoren，jiangxufuquanhuilefangjian，youdingzhuzijierzibieduoguanxianshi，zheicainazheganmianzhangjinleyuanzhudefangjian。
paxuzhizhidehanshengzhaolailinju，liangfenglanyongmaojinjiangyuanzhudezuiduzhu，youyongmashengkunzhutadeshoujiao，tiaodaochuangshang，yongganmianzhangshijingerdeanyayuanzhudeduzi。
yuanzhumeibeianjixia，renjiuyishenhanshuidetanruanleguoqu，shenxiadididadabutingdeliuchuxianhongdexueye。
cishideliangfenglanbingmeiyoutingshou，jiangtongyunsiguoqudeyuanzhuyongliangshuijiaoxing，jixuyongganmianzhang。
qingxingguolaideyuanzhutongdeyanzhuzidouyaobaochulaile，yangzhebozi，xianghanhanbuchulai，xiangdongyedongbule，zhinengsisikouzhechuangban，renyouliangfenglanzaishenshangshijinger。
shulimianyongshenglvehaojiangzheitongkudeyiwanshangkuaijinle。
diertian，yuanzhudehaizibianmeile。
duzheiduanmiaoshudeshihou，kanshurenxuzhizhidairuleziji，tayouguojieshitengdejingyan，nengxiangxiangchulaiyuanzhudangshidejuewang。
suoyitaduihoumazheigejiaosehendeyaoyaqiechi，jihuisongdaoleshoushang，tabuhuifangguo。
renshengjiushiyaoyiyahaiyacaitongkuai。
kanzheliangfenglan，xuzhizhishenchuxinenxiuzhangdeshouzhi，yibaniezhutadexiaba，zaitahaimeiyoufanyingguolaizhiqianzhijiejiangyaozhiguanruleduifangdezuili。
“liangyi，chenrehe，yaoxiaozu。”