《智斗奇葩室友》 小说介绍
zhidouqipashiyoushiyibukourenxinxiandeyanqingxiaoshuo,youxiaoyingqinglichuangzuo。gushiyianyudingningningweizhongxinzhankai,jieshileyigelingrenshenwangdeshijie。suizhejuqingdetuijin,anyudingningningbuduanmianlintiaozhanhekaoyan,tongshiyefaxianlezijineixindezhenzhengliliang。zheibutakanshangquhaibudaoershisui,pifubaixi,zhangxiangpianqingxiu,shenseyechuyuzhenjingzhong。「shuohuaa,niyoushianyudaihuilaidexiaonanyou?……jiangrangnichenjinqizhong,wufaziba。
《智斗奇葩室友》 第1章 免费试读
第1章
gangbiyeherenhezu,yushanggeqipashiyou。
meizhoudaibutongdenanyouhuijiarewu,haiqiaowomensuo,suiyinawodongxi。
gengnaohuodeshi,tahuangchengzijimuqinhuanai,jielewowuqianyuanchichibuhai。
zheitianhuijia,woyikan,taweiledizhai,jingranzhijiejiangyigenanrensaijinlewowoshi。
1、
wanshangshiyidian,wodaizheyishenpibeihuidaoliangshiyitingdechuzuwu。
duimianshiyouanyu,youhewangchangyiyang,jiangketingnongdeluanqibazao。
tanazhemaikefengguikulanghaodeshengyinrangrenshenglixingbushi。
wojinmentangdaozaizijidewoshishang,queturanmodaoyitiaojianzhuangdenanxingshoubei。
hedewozhenggerentingshenerqi,mengdidakaifangjiandeng。
「你是谁!」
wojinghunweiding,liansechouchudikanzhequansuozaiwoxiaochuangyijiaodenansheng。
takanshangquhaibudaoershisui,pifubaixi,zhangxiangpianqingxiu,shenseyechuyuzhenjingzhong。
「shuohuaa,niyoushianyudaihuilaidexiaonanyou?!」
jiantahuangluanzhebukaikou,woqibudayichulai,bangeyuebiejizaixindefennuzhenggebaofa。
zhuaizhenanshengdeyixiu,womengdituikaileanyudemen。
「anyu,niqirentaishenle!」
yishenbaiseyundongqunzhuangzaitiaowudeanyubengdaqilai,bunaifandikanzhewo。
「ganshenme,dingningning!niyoubinga!gandaraowotiaowuxinbuxinwozalannidehuazhuangtai!」
wochaoshenhouyigetaiyan,「zheinanshengshininanpengyou?nirangtagundaowofangjianshenmeyisi?」
anyuyileng,jiezhefangshengdaxiao,siyangbachatangdaozaishafashang。
「e,zhei**didifenglin。」
「wozhiqianbushijieleniwuqiankuaiqianma,xianzaiwohaibuqile,jiuzhihaomianweiqinan,rangwodipeinijigewanshangdizhaile!」
wobeitayifan**fayanzhenjingle,haobantiancaihuanguoshenlai,zhanshengwen:「nizhidaozijizaishuoshenmema?」
anyuyoukaishitiaowu,choukongchouwoyiyan,yudaichaofeng。
「zenmele,wodizheimeshuai,niyebukuia!zhaonizheizhongyouchouyoutudehuose,pingchangjiandezhefenglinzheizhongshuaige?」
「suirantashigexiaoyaba,danyenengbanisihouhao!」
jijuhua,chedidianranwodenuqi。
wokanzhemanliandeyixiaodebukeziyideanyu,yiziyijukaikou。
「niqianwode5000kuai,yifenbushao,zheijitianjiujiwohaiqing,meideshangliang!」
「zhiyunigandidizheizhongjipin,nihaishizijidaihuiquba!」
shuowan,woyibatuikaizhanzaimenkouweiweinuonuodenanren,zouxiangwodefangjian,guanmen,shangsuo。
shenhou,anyuqijibaihuaidenumaxiangchewodeermo。
2、
woheanyushizaigangbiyerenshide。
doushuoherenhezuyoufengxian,kewodangshibuzhinaozichouleshenmefeng,jiushixiangxinrenxingbenshan,zijijuebuhuiyushanghuaipei。
zaishuo,dangshideanyu,gezimiaotiao,jianrenjiuluchuyizhangxiaolian。
jianwodiyimian,jiulazhewodeshou,sangyintiantiandijiao「ningningjie」。
wozaiyishengsheng「jiejie」zhonglunxian,wanwanmeixiangdao,anyugenbenbushigeshengyoudedeng。
hezudiyizhou,tahexiaonanyouzaiketingshafaqinre,dongxisaoluoyidi,beijiabanhuijiadewozhuangjian。
mingmingzufanghetongshangqingchuxiezhe,buyunxudaiwairensuiyijinru。
anyumeiyouyidianhuangzhang,diyifanyingjiushinaqishoubiandechabeizaxiangwo,fennudahan:「nishiguyizheishihouhuilaideba!」
dangwanwomenchaodechadiandaqilai,jieguofangdongayiyilai,tadunshiweiqudaodi,kukutiti,gaodeshiwoqifuleta。
hezubangeyuehou,takaishiduiwodedongxidongshoudongjiao,wojiwoshihuanleliangcisuodoumeiyong。
zaiwoyinweijiabanmeihuilaishi,woxinmaidekouhong,hufupindoubeitazhanweijiyou。
weishengjianliwomaidexiyuyongpin,yetongtongchengletade。
gengkehendeshi,mamaxinmaijiwodemingpailianyiqun,beitasizinaquchuan,jieguohaohaoyitiaobaiqun,nongchengleanhuangse。
wozhiwenqilai,anyuyoushilaosanyangyingdui,daodi,moyanlei,qiangciduoli。
「yitiaoqunzieryi,youbiyaozheimexiaoqima!」
「youbenshinichuqudahandanaoa,shuoniyinweiyitiaoqunziyaoshalewo!kanniyoumeiyouneigelian!」
woyushizhenzhengkanqingchuletadezuilian。
erwozuizuihouhuidejiushi,zaihezumeiduojiushi,anyushuozijimuqinhuanaixuyaoyongqian,wodafaceyinzhixinjieleta5000kuai。
houlaiquecongfangdongayikouzhongdezhi,tamuqinhaohaode,zhibuguozaijiadaowaishengle。
zheibiqian,zhidaoxianzaianyuhaimeihaiwo,erqie,yinyinyoulaizhangdequshi。
wojueding,buzaizuoyidaibixiaqu,dexianggebanfarangtaguaiguaihaiqian。
danwoquemeixiangdao,wohaimeizhudongzhaota,tadaoxiankaishizhengwole。
diertian,wozhunbeiquchengxibiaoyangangqinduzou,yixialoujiutingjiananyuzaixiaoquliduizheyiqunrenshengtaowo。
「woneishiyoudingningningzhendetaibushirenle,takanwobushunyan,weilewojietadeyidianqian,shenzhibiwocai20suideyabadidipeishui!」
「woshizhenmeixiangdaotashizheiyangderen,jingranjikedaozheigedibu!」
fennuzhichongdanao,wolengyankanxiangkankanertandeanyu。
「shuohuangshiyaofuchudaijiade。」
「anyu,nidangchupianwoshuonimadeaizhengzhuyuan,wohaoxinjielenijiqiankuai,xianzai,niweilelaizhangjiuxiangguyimoheiwo?」
zhouweiweiraoyiqunkanrenaobuxianshidadedayedama,anyudebiaoyanyudadajifa。
「ningning,woxianzaiqueshimeiqianhaini,nibiebiwotaijinle,zaishuo,nihe**didineishi,woyemeishuocuoa!」
taxiaorongyeyu,buhuaihaoyidikanxiangwo。
「nvrenzuidongnvren,wozhidaonidoushiyuqinguzong,qishinineiyanshenhenbudechilewodi!」
huabutoujibanjuduo,wohaiyoushi,buxianggentalangfeishijian。
「zongzhi,anyu,wozuowanshuodehuanizuihaobatafangzaixinshang,yizhouneibaqianhaiwo,buran,zanmenfayuanjian。」
3、
zaichangguanneibiaoyanwangangqinqu,shouhuoleyizhihaoping。
wodelaoshihehuodongzhubanfangzoudaowomianqian,jiaojilewoyizhangbaomingbiao。
「ningninga,nizuijindeduzoubiaoxianhenbucuo。womenyizhituijianniqushilicanjiaxiageyuededasai,youjiangjinnade!」
「jihuinande,niyaobawozhu。」
wodiandiantoudaoxie,shouxialebiaoge,zhuanshenquekanjianyigenanshengchezhulewodeyijiao。
meijicuodehua,shizuowandeneigefenglin。
tachuanzheganjingdeniuziwaitao,chuqihenjicu,shuangshoushangshangxiaxiaduiwobihuazheshenme。
nanbuchengshianyurangtalaide?
woyanedituikailetadeshou,taqueyaoyaohuanghuangzhiwangwoshenshangzaidao。
「你有毛病——」
marendehuayichukou,shenhoudelaoshiweiweicumei,haizaichangguanneiderendoukanleguolai。
woyingshengshengrenzhuqi,jiangfenglinzhuaidaolehoutaizhuanjiao。
「anyuyourangnilaizhaowomafan?gaosuta,suanpandacuole!」
duimiandefenglinkanzhewo,qingyaoleyaotou。
ranhou,zaiwodezhushixia,tanachushouji,zaishangmiandaleyiduanzi。
「wobuhuibangzheanyulaiqifuni。qingnixiangxinwo。」
wotiaotiaomei,kanzhetadexiayiduanhua。
「woyebushitadeshenmegandidi,woxianzaishuncongta,shiweilebaochou。」
wobulijie,wanghoutuileyibu。
「nidaodixiangshuoshenme?」
fenglinzhanzaiyuandiminleminchun,jixudaxiayixingzi。
「sinianqian,haidaxuexiaoduimian,wobeijigenanshengzhaoshi,shinibanglewo。」
ziyanbengjinnaohai,rangwodejiyifeikuaihuisudaojinianqian。
woxiangqilaile,shangdaxueshishiyouyitianwanshang,wozaixiaohundundianwaiyujianyigenansheng,beiyiquntiyushengweizhezhaomafan。
neiqunrenhaoxiangzaishuo「banijiejiaochulai,jigeshuofa」shenmede,shuozhejiuyaodongshou。
woxiayishifanying,ganjindongshoupailezhangzhaopian,youbaolejing。
neiqunrenmamalieliezoule,wozhilaidejikanqing,beizhaoshideneinanshengheianliqingxuedecelian。
「nijiushineigenansheng?guaibude!dangshiwohaixiangni,zheirenzenmezheimemeilimao,doubuguolaigenwoshuoshengxiexie。」
diguwanzheiju,worenzhenkanxiangta。
「nishuodewojizhule,nikeyizoule,liwoyuanyuandezuihao,zhiyuniyaofuchouhaishishenme,genwowuguan。」
说完我就回了公寓。
anyubuzai,wozoujinzijidefangjian,zixikanleyixia,juedeyounalibudui。
「项链!」
wopuguoqu,naqizuijiaoluochoutidesironghezi,limianyijingkongkongruye。
zheitiaoxianglianjiazhibawan,shiwoqianduanshijiangangqinbisaiyidengjiangdejiangpin。
zhiqianyinweiganchangyanchu,xianglianyizhiyouwodelaoshibaoguan,zuowancaibeijidaowozheili。
wobenxiangzhe,jintianhuilaijiubatanahuijiasongjimamade。
jiujintianyizaoshangdegongfu,xianglianbuyierfei,wojianzhibunenghuaiyidaobierentoushangqu。
4、
wobotongleanyudedianhua,tazhijieguaduan。
woxinliyijing,youqushizhetuikaizuobiantawoshidemen。
yifudouhaizai,kanlairenmeipao,neijiuhaoshuo。
woyouwenlegebijigenianqingnvsheng,zhidaojinwananyuquqianmianjieshangdejiubahaigele。
wozaimudedichuileshifenzhonglengfeng,zhongyukandaoanyuzuixunxundizouchulai。
tapitousanfa,haizaidajiao,zuoyoulianggenanshengjiazhetagebowangmaluzheibianzou。
「安语!」
wozouguoqu,dingzhetadeyanjing。
「wobuguannishizhenzuihaishizhuangzui,wozhiwenniyiju,wochoutilidexianglian,shininazoulema?」
「**hushuoshenme,youdiudongxile,laishangwoshiba!」
woshenxiyikouqi,zaicifawen:「nizhendemeiyoukanjian,yemeinama?」
「laoniangshuole,wogenbenmeijinguonifangjian!niyitiantianzhaowowenhua,zenme,niyoubeihaiwangxiangzhenga!」
「henhao,xiwangnijizhuzijishuode。」
wozaitabuxieyigudeyanshenzhong,nachushoujibaolejing。
anyuguailidisonglesongjian,dazheshetou**。
「heng,baojing?dangwoshihedade!ganwumiedaowotoushang,xinbuxinwobanisongjinjuzi!」
「住口!」
anyushenhou,yigechuanzheheiselianyiqundenvshengjibuzouguolai,hechitayisheng。
heiqunnvshengkanxiangwo,weiweiditou,manlianqianyi,「duibuqia,womeimeiheduoleluanshuohua,nibieshengqi。」
「anqi!nifenglebani!nidaogeshenmeqian,laoniangmeicuo——」
jiaoanqidenvshengfanshouqiazhuletadezui,woerduozheicaixiaotingleyihui。
「nishianyutajiejieba,laidezhenghao。」
「womenshishiyou,dangangcaiwofaxianzijidiuleyijianguizhongwupin,suoyibaojingchulile。」
anqidiandiantou,luchudetideweixiao,「yinggaide,womenpeihe。」
「duile,」woduizheanyudefangxiangpaipaishou,「wanglegaosuni,wozaizijidewoshizhuangleweixingshexiangtou,jiuzaishujushangfang。」
anyuzuiyimenglongdeyanshenweiweiyihuang。
wotankaishou,「zheiyemeibanfa,zhuyaoshiyinweiwodiudongxicishutaiduole,budebufang。」
anyurenbuzhule,yaozheyanuma:「nige**!niganshejiwo!」
henkuai,jing**zaierbianxiangqi,huapoyewanshenchenjingmideyijiaotiankong。
woxienitayiyan,「niyaoma,jiuqujingjutongtongkuaikuaidimaba。」
5、
jingjuli,wojiaochuzijidezhengju。
suolushipinxianshi,anyudayaodabaiqiaokaifangmensuo,zoujinwodewoshi,fanchuwodexianglianchuaijinlezijibaoli。
touqiezuimingqieqieshishichenglile。
danlingwomeixiangdaodeshi,mianduijingchawenhua,anyuzhijiewangyizishangyitan,jiaohengdao:「neipoxianglianwobuzhidaodiunale!」
「nimenbuxin,jiusoubaoa,fanzhengjiushizhaobuzhele!」
yourenfanlefantadebao,meiyoufaxianxianglian。
woganjueyikouqichenchenduzaixiongkou,banshang,chechuyigexiao。
「diuleshiba?neihao,zheixianglianjiazhibawan,niyuanjiapeichangjiushi!」
anyuyoubaotiaorulei,「bawan,niqiangqianbani!dangwoshaa?」
tajieanqiyibajiangtatuihuizuowei。
「neishiwogangqinbisaidejiangpin,youdituyoushoujudan,suibiannizenmedilai!」
anyuhaixiangjixumawo,zuichunqueyouxieduosuoqilai。
yizhibufayiyandeanqizhanqishenlai,xiangshixialezhongdajuexin,yiziyiju。
「duibuqia,nifangxin,zheixianglianwomenhuizhaojiapeichang,danqingjiwoyixieshijian。」
「jie!」anyuyaoyaohuanghuangzhanqilai,chezhuanqidegebo,「nizenmepeia,nihaishengzhebingni,chiyaodeqiandoukuaimeile!」
shuozhe,youyankuangxinghongdidengzhewo,「guaiwo,zhaolegehaoshiyou,chengtianzaiwomianqianxuanfuyaowuyangwei,jiudengzhezhengwomenzheiyitian!」
womeirenzhu,zhijiexiaochusheng。
「gaobantian,nibeihaiwangxiangzhengbingdebuqing!」
zuizhong,yipangjingchachushengdaduanwomendezhengzhi,guidinganyuyaozaiyizhouqixianneipeichangwobawankuai。
zouchujingju,yijingshiwanshangshiyidianban。
yeseqingroudefangfoyicengbosha,hanfengqingerlengdiguaguo。
zheiyechende,shenhouanyuduiwodenumapaoxiaogengjiacier。
zheigexiaogongyu,woshibudasuanjixuzhuxiaqule。
heqingxubaozaozisiziliderentongchuyigewuyan,wodenengliangdouyaobeizhaganle。
zufanghetongshangyuedinghaodeqixian,jiuzaixiageyuedi。
woyibianlianxigangqin,zhunbeicanyushilidedasai,yibiankaishizheshouzhaoqitazhufang。
yizhouhou,anqizhaodaolewo,haijiwowuqiankuai。
「zheishiwomuqiansuoyoudeqianle,duibuzhu。」
「anyushigebuzhengqide,wozijiyoudelexueyebing,zhinengrangnizaikuanxianjitian。」
wokanxiangtayandizhenqieshanguodeleiguang,meiyoukaikou。
fangrenzhixinbukewu,napaanqicongshizhizhongbiaoxiandehenzhengchang,woyewufawanquanxiangxintasuoshuode。
「shengxiadeqian,jinkuaibuqiba。」
「hao。」anqidianlexiatou,youpaipaiwodejianbang。
「ningning,woxianggennishuoshuowomeimei。tabianchengzheiyang,shiyouyuanyinde。」
meidengwodahua,taziguzishuoxiaqu。
「zaiwomenqisuishi,mamajiugenzheyigewaixiangnanrenlikaile。babayushidafaleiting,meitianxujiu,jiatingbaoli。」
「wohaihao,zaixuexiaozhusu,anyuquezhinengrenshouzheixie,shijianyizhang,tajiuxiangzhetaoli,laidachengshi,kaojiaoyigegenanyouhuodeanquangan。」
liangjiuhou,wokanlekanyuanfangxuanliyijiudebangwannuanyang,kaikou:「wozhinengduinimenbiaoshitongqing,danzheijuebuchengweianyuqizaiwotoushangdeliyou。」
「ruguozheishijieshang,meigerendouzhangzheshouguoyixieshang,jiusiyiwangweilingjiatarentoushanghuode**,neishiduizijihebierendeshuangzhongbugong。」
6、
huidaogongyumeijifenzhong,ketingxiangqilekaimensheng。
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