《竹马是我新婚老公》 小说介绍
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第一章
1
yesemili,dengguangaimei,wuchizhongdenannannvnvjintiezheshenzisuizhezhenerdeyinleniuzheyaozhi。
suhuashuo,jintianbubengdimingtianbianlaji。
「shuaigeshuaige!nimendoujiwohaiqilai!」
「aiyouwodegunainainixiaoxinzhediana!」
renmendemuguangbushijujiaozaiwoshenshang,guimilanxinpawoyitouzaixiaqubufangxindezaipangbianfuzhewo。
woyishoutizhequnbaiyishoutaizhejiubei,「hea!doukan**shenme?」
wodangranzhidaotamenkan**shenme,dadishiyinweiwoshenshangzheishenzhayanyoujiazhibufeidehunshaba。
shile,jintianshiwodaxiderizi,danshixinlangmeilai,wodangranyaochulaizhaowodekuailea。
chuanhunshabengdidemeijianguoba?
什么?
nidangwoshiyinweizheigecailaijiejiuxiaochoude?
呸!
woneigejiehunduixiangkeshiwoduoniandesiduitou,yaobushiyinweilianyinwozheibeizidoubukenengjiajita!
shenmegounanrenjingranjiehundangtianjiwoxiamawei?
姑奶奶我能忍?
「嗝!」
yibeijieyibeidejiuxiadu,woyijingzhujianshenzhibuqingle,mimihuhudekanzhemianqiandeyipaishuaige,yigegeduiwoluchuguaiqiaodexiao。
womuguangyitai,quezhuyidaolemenkouzoujinlaiyiweixizhuanggelvdenanren。
「就他了!」
hai,xiaonaigouyijingkannile,zheizhongyilianbeisheiqianlebabaiwanchoulianerqiekanqilainanyijiayudebadaozongcaicaishiwodecai。
guanjianzheirenzhangdeyoudianxiangwojinergedexinlanga,jiutale!
dingxialaiwojiuyaoyaohuanghuangdechaoneirenpuqule,yaoduoxiongcanjiuyouduoxiongcan,jiaodidipaolegemeiyanlazherenjiajiuwangwaizouqu。
zheinanrendaoshiyehenshangdao,bandianyemeifankangdegenzhewolaidaolefangjian。
zheihunshataiaishisanxiawuchuerdebeiwotuolegeganjing,woxiangwoxianzaigenehupushimeishenmequbie。
taiyunhule,shishishangwoyidianyebujideneirenhewoshuolexieshenme。
zaicixinglaitianyijingdaliang,wozhengkaiyanhuanlejimiao,yishidaobuduijing,hudemengranzuoqishenlaikanxiangyipangdenanren。
tazheng**zheshenziyishouchengzhenaodairuoyousuosidedingzhewo。
kao!sheinenggaosuwo?luyizenmehuizaizheier?!
人麻了。
「kanbuchulai,niduiwoxumouyijiua。」
shengyinzhongjiazazhejifenxingganhedaqu,rangwolikemashangxiangzhaogekengbazijimaile。
特么的!
zuotianshiwoshengpingdiyicizhaonanren,weidejiuancuocuobaofuluyiyixiabulaicanjiahunlideshi,zenmeyizhengyanhuishiluyibenren?
真的离谱到家了。
wojilizhaohuizijideshengyin,「zenmeshini......」
luyizuoqishenlai,lianseweiweichenlechen,kanzhewolenghengleyisheng,「womendexinhunye,bushiwonihaixiwangshishei?」
呸!
去你大爷的新婚夜!
2
woxinsizhengbaizhuanqianhui,zheinanrenyoushuohuale,「zuotiannishixiangtaohun?」
hualesanmiaozhongfanyingzheijuhua,ranhouxianglexiangzuotiandeshi。
congzaoshangqilaizhetenghualejigexiaoshidaban,kehunlishangdenglebanshangyemeijianzhexinlangchuxian,tingshuoluyichulisishiquleyaodangedianshijian。
binkemendangranduiwoyilunfenfenle,dangran,neixierenshuoshenmeyingxiangbulewofenhao,zhishiwozhuyidaoxijianyougexiaomeirenerkukutiti,haibushixiangwotoulaiaiyuandemuguang。
huo,zheipajiushiluyidemoulutaohuaba。
kanzhezhuchirengangadeshuozhegezhongsaohuashijingwanghoutuoyanshijian,womomodeweitamoailesanfenzhong。
xianglai,luyikenengdoubuhuilaile,dangran,woyebukenengliuxiaduzizouliuchengrangrenkanxiaohua。
yesuanbangluyiyiba,tajiranbuxiangjie,heburuchengquanta。
huozheshuo,ziwotaobiba。
wosaoxiangbuyuanchuxiaozhuyankaidefumu,xinzhonghaowubolan,tiqiqunbaizhaolegejiekoulikai,ranhoubikairenqunconghoumenliulechulai。
zaihoulai,wobujiuhanshangguimiqubengdilema?
huiguoshenlai,woyouxiexinxuyoujiazhuanglizhiqizhuangdeyangqiqixiae,「bushiniyaoxiantaohundema?」
luyidingdingkanzhewo,haoxiangxiangkantouwoxinlidexiangfa,「woqule,nibuzai。」
woyiye,zheixiachedixinxule。
meidengwoshuohua,tashengyindandan,「nibamahenshengqi。」
woweiweichuixiayanjian,「yijingcaidaole,neiwomenzheicilianyinsuanshihuangleba。」
shuoshishangyelianyin,qishishiwojiagongsichulewentijixubaodatui,suoyiwobamacaisichuzhangluozheyaolianyin。
zhishiwomeixiangdaoshiheluyi,tajiadedequequeyounenglibangwomenliwankuanglan,danshiwohetabenrenqueyizhidoushisiduitou。
wochengren,woshixihuantade,dantawaimianyoutiaogou,jushuoliangrenganqingxiangdanghao,wozuotianyeshidiyicijian,jiushizaihunlishangkuchengleirendeneigenvhai。
ng......haoxiangjiaojianglanlanba。
buguowodoushitingshuo,luyizijidaoshicongmeigenwotiguozheigeren,danwomeiloulexiaoxi,yezhidao,tabamakanbushangneigenvhai,bizhetamenduandiao,yushicaiyoulewojiajinmen。
zhiyuzuotianwopaoluyishi,wanquanshicaidaoluyibuxianghewojiehun,woyouyixiangbushigehuimianqiangbierenderen,chengquantaeryi。
luyiqingxiaoyisheng,「nishixiwanghuanghaishibuhuang?」
wopiepiezui,「woxiwangyoushenmeyong。」
「zhibuguoshibaliuchengshengle,liangjialianyinzhaochang。」
huo,zheidaoshichuhuwodeyiliaole。
tadingzhewodefanying,youxiaole,「zhishimeixiangdaonizuowanzheimezhudong。」
我???
henxiangfanbo,keyouyishijianciqiong。
qishishuobailezheiciwozenmedoubukuide,nadaolecailizhenghaotianlegongsikongque,erqiewohaishuidaolezheimeyigedashuaige......
zhongdianshiwoxihuanlehenjiudedashuaige。
jiuxumouyijiuzheijianshiwoyebuyuanbushime。
jiranruci,wodetaidujiuturanbiandehen......zhale。
3
「shuiyishuiyoumeishenmedabulede,wozuilezhirenshuaide,dannikemeizuiai,suoyizheijianshibushiwoyigerendezeren,zaishuo,zuowandeshiwodouduanpianle,shenmeyinxiangyemeiyou。」
pilipaladesaohuazhangkoujiulai,yibianshuozhewohaiyibianluchuweisuodexiaorong,「yaobu,zairangwohuiyiyixia?」
benyiweitahuishengqiyouhaixiudemamalielielikai,kesheizhi......
「xinga,laopodeyaoqiuwozenmenengbudaying?」
luyizuijiaoweiweishangyang,yanzhongtouchuyixiebuzhimingdeqingxu,shoujingranchaowoshenleguolai。
「我的妈呀!」
woxiayishidezhuazhebeiziwuzhuziji,jingchadekanzheta。
kebudengwozuochuxiayibufanying,luyiqishenershang......
靠,来真的?
buzhisuocuoderenjingshiwoziji。
huranchuangtouchuanlaizhendong,woyanjingyiliang,yibatuikaishenshangdeluyi,congbaolizhuaqishouji,「wowowojiegedianhua!」
huangluandexunsuanxiajietingjian,neitoushilanxindeshengyin,「gunainaiyo,nizongsuanjiedianhuale,zuotianmeishibani?」
woyanleyankoushui,jingtidekanzheneizhigougoudingzhewodeluyi,「mei......meishi,nijiwosongtaoyifuguolaiba。」
lanxinhaimeihuidajiutingjianluyidao,「buyongle,yihuierhuiyourenjinisong。」
lanxinneitoutingjianshengyin,「nipangbianneigeshizuowandenanrenma?shuaibushuai?」
特么的......
woyibaguaduandianhua,kanzheluyixinxuyixiao,「neige,nibuqushangbanlema?」
「buji,wokeyirangnixianhuiyiyixia。」
救命啊!
wogujizijixianzailianhongdenengdichuxuelai。
dazhangfunengqunengshen,wolimarensong,「wocuole......nishishijieshangzuibangdexingbuxing?」
xiayimiao,luyideshoujixiangle。
救星啊!
woliangyanfaguangdekanzhetajiewandianhuaqishen,「niyaozoulema?」
luyiqingpiaopiaodesaowoyiyan,「wanshanghuilaishoushini。」
「......」
我敢说什么?
momokanzhetachuanshangyifuyouxishuwanlikaicaitanghuichuangshanghenhensonglekouqi。
zheitemejiaoshenmeshiera。
shoujishangyouxuduozuotiandeweijielaidian,wobamade,lanxinde,haiyouluyide。
wobamayaoshuoshenmewodagaidounengcaidao,wufeijiushixiexunchiwodehuabale,tingleyeshixinfan,wosuoxingjiumeihui。
fanzhenglianyinmeihuang,tamendemudedadaolejiubuhuiguanwosihuode。
meijifenzhongluyishuoderenjiwosongleyifulai,worangtabahunshadaizoubangwomaidiao,bijingzheikedoushiqiana!suiranzhinengzhesunmaidiaodanzenmeshuoyounengjinzhangyibi。
zuowanzheishierwocaidalileyifanqianwanggongsi。
renshibujinglizhaodaowo,xiaodeyilianwenhe,「jiangxiaojie,shangtoushuoniyihoubuyonglaishangbanle。」
4
我???
huashuodewanzhuandanwoketingchulaile,zheishijiegua!
wokeshigongsilaobandenver,jingranbeijiegule?
suiranzaizijiagongsishangban,woyizhishihunshuimoyumeiganchushenmedamingtang,keyemeifanguocuoba?
woxinqinglveyoubushuang,mianwubiaoqingdeshoushiqiledongxi,gangyaolikaishiwobalaile。
taneizhangmianwubiaoqingdelianyouxieshengqidekanzhewo,「haizhidaolaini?」
womeizhisheng,renyoutaxunchiwozuotiandehuangtangjudong。
mole,tabunaidebaibaishou,「nixianzaiqulushibaodaoba,haohaozuoluyidemishu,dingzheta。」
woyilianmoming,「dingzhetaganshenme?」
「nijiubupaluyiwaitouneigenaoma?nizaishenbianqimanengkanzhedian,youshenmeshiyehaojiejue,buzhiyudengrenjiabaluyineixiaozihundougoumeilebaniganhuilai。」
「pingshenmehaidewodingzhe?neitaluyiyaoxihuanzhenderenjiashiwonengdingzhudema?」
wobadengwoyiyan,yebuyuanyiduoshuole,「buqujiutinglenideka,nizijikanzheban。」
我!!?
忍了。
laidaoluyigongsilouxia,woshenshentanlekouqi,zuihouhaishibuqingbuyuandezoulejinqu。
baodaowanzhenghaoyushangluyikaihui,yigehuanghuangzhangzhangdexiaoguniangpaoxiangwo,「nishixinlaidemishuma?」
wogangdiantou,shenmedoumeishuonitajiuzhejimanghuangdelazhewo,「kuaikuaikuai,luzongzaikaihui,xuyaonizuohuiyijilu,xinkunile。」
wobeitatuidaomenkoulehaizaiyilianmoming,youxieyukuwulei,「wobuxinga......」
limianderenqishuashuadekanxiangwo,rangwogengxiangpaolu。
zhuweideluyizhaolezhaoshou,mianwubiaoqing,「nilai。」
tadoufahuale,wozhinengyingzhetoupishang。
hai,danglezongcaifurenjingranyidiantequandoumeiyou。
kuangqiewoyiqianhunshuimoyudenaganguomishudegongzuoa!
neixiedalaomenkaihuishuodeyiduizhuanyemingciheluanqibazaodedongxitingdewonaoqiaoteng。
bihaidebutingdexiezhehuiyizhongdian,ganjuezijidanaodouzaiwengwengweng。
danwozheihaishidiyicijiandaokaihuishideluyi,neihunrantianchengdelingdaoqizhijiashangneizhangrenshengongfendejunlian,huojiaorenyibukaiyan。
dangran,woshibizhezijiyikaide,yinweihaidexiezi。
哎......
buzhidaoguoquleduojiu,zongsuantingdaoyishengsanhui,woshuaileshuaishousonglekouqi,zuozaipangbianxiangdengzheixiegedalaoxianzoulezaishuo。
luyisixiaofeixiaodekanzhewo,dengrensandechabuduolewoyedasuanzoudeshihoutacaijiaozhuwo。
「给我看看。」
wozouguoqubabenzidijita,xinlibutaiquedingzijizuodeduibudui。
danwojingguoganggangjiuyijingmingquedezhidaozijibuxiangganzheigele。
「haikeyi,zhongdiandoujixiale,zaijiezaili。」
shuowanbabenzidijiwo,ranhouzhanqishenyaozou。
「ai?」wokanzhetabeiying,yishijianwanglezijibenlaiyaoshuoshenme。
hai!wotemeshixiangshuozijibuganzheigeleya!
wozouchuquxiangzhaodaoluyishangliangyixiazheigeshi,youbeiganggangtuiwoguolaidexiaogunianglazhule,yaojiwojieshaoyixiagongsixiwangwojinkuaishangshou。
wohuntouhunnaodetingzhe,zhijuedeyigetoulianggeda。
zhongyurenbuzhule,wogentajiekouyaoquxishoujiancaipaolechuqu,zhibenluyibangongshi。
wangyouduanmengduansiniandianping:wojiuxihuanzheizhongsuishidouyoujingjiedeshu,neixiegeshuoshui、zishuderenjiubukaolvbierendeganshou,haishuojiashuqianduofeishijian,gaodezijigenshangdiside
wangyouliejiubannongyandianping:zheibenshuzhumashiwoxinhunlaogongxiedehaoweimiaoweiqiao。gushiqingjieyihuankouyihuan,yinrenrusheng!bazhurengongjianglanlanluyidelinlijinzhi,keweiyibenhaoshu!kanleyiyouweijin!
竹马是我新婚老公