《月子反击》 小说介绍
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lincuishengheliangweitingdaowodehua,yileng。
ranhouliangweizhouzhemeikanwo,bunaifandidao:「linyixuan,niyouxiangzuoshenmeyao?」
「womadoubujiqianxianguolaikannile,nijiuyidingyaojiuzhezheijianshiqingbufangma?」
「nijiubunengdongdianshima?」
真的很好笑。
xianzailiangweizheihuazhengdegenshiwozaiwuliqunaoyiyang。
wochaonongzheshuo:「dangchunimaqubieduidaideshihou,nizenmebushuonimazuoyaoni?」
「erqiezaidangchuwolikaideshihou,wojiushuoguowohuigennilihunde,nizheimeduotianledoumeilaizhaowo,xianzaiwoshenglegeerzi,nihenimajiugengouyiyangwenzheweidaojiulaile。」
「好笑不好笑?」
tingdaowodechaofeng,liangwanhelincuishengliansenankan。
wobugutamendeshense,jixushuo:「ruguowoshengdeshigenvhai,nimenkongpazaojiudayingqianzheigelihunxieyileba?」
「keshi,lincuishengnibiewangle,nizijiyeshigenvde。」
「zijidouqiaobuqizijidexingbie,nihainengzaiyoushenmechuxi?」
wozhidaowohelincuishengdemaodundianzaina。
wufeijiushilincuishengzhongnanqingnv,renweinvdeshizhongbibushangnande。
taqishiduizijidenveryebuhao,danshibiduiwoyaohaoyidian。
erqielincuishengnveryijingbeitadefengjiansixiangjitudule,renweitadexiangfashiduide。
keshibiewangle,lincuishengzuiaidebaobeierzixianzaidegongzuodoushiwobangmangzhaodaode。
yikaishidelincuishengheliangweihennengweizhuang,zaiwozhengshiheliangweijiehunhou,lincuishengheliangweidebenzhijiuzhujianbaolule。
wozhiqiannenggourenshoulincuishengheliangweidezheixieliedengpinzhi,wufeijiushiyinweidangshiwohaiduiliangweiyouyizhongxinxiangan,yejuedezheiyangbijiaoyouqu。
danshixianzaidexinxiangantuile,wobabudenengkuaidianbaituotamen。
tingdaowodehua,lincuishengqiji。
tadouzheshouzhizhewo,dashenghandao:「nitingtingnizheishishuodeshenmehua,nihaiyoumeiyoubawofangzaiyanli?!」
wobuxiedishuo:「wozhibazunzhongzijiderenbafangzaiyanli,zijidouqiaobuqizijidexingbie,haiqiushenmerangbierenzunzhongni。」
「kaikoubikoujiushiyaobierenzunzhongde,bushizibeijiushizida。」
tingdaowodechaofeng,lincuishenggengshengqile。
tachezheliangweideshou,yaotajiwodianyansekankan。
liangweihentinglincuishengdehua,yangshoujiuyaojiwoyibazhang。
jieguobazhanghaimeiluoxia,jiubeiganghaogandaodewobajilanzhule。
wobaqifendishuo:「liangwei,wodangchubawonverjiaojinikebushirangnitingnimarangtahuaizheliugeyuededuzizijiyigechumen,haiting**dawonverde。」
「wojiazheimebaobeideyigenver,daolenijiajiubeineiyangziduidai!」
「wonveryebushiyidingyaoguazainijiazheikewaibozishushang。」
「nimenxianzaiqianlezheigelihunxieyi,daoshihouhainenghaojuhaosan,buranzhennaotaijiangle,chuchoudekebushiwomenjia!」
liangweihaixiangyaofanbowoba,jieguobeilincuishengladaoleyibianqu。
tamenlianggezaiyibiandigushangliangleyixia,ranhoulincuishengshuo:「xing,zheilihunxieyiwomenkeyiqian。」
「danshiwomenyougetiaojian。」
笑死我了。
tamenlianggejingranhaiyouliantantiaojian。
wozhengxiangshuotamenzhenbuyaolian。
danshiwohuahaimeishuochulai,lincuishengjiuqiangxianyibubatamendelihuntiaojianshuolechulai。
lincuishengshuo:「lihunkeyi,danshihaiziyaoguiwomenjia!」
wangyouguzhehejudianping:zuozheyanxingdewenbixianshu,gushiqingjiedute,xiyinlewodui《yuezifanji》dejigaoguanzhu。
wangyoujiemaoxiadeyanleidianping:《yuezifanji》zheibenshuzhanxianlezuozheyanxingxinidebichuhezhashidexushigongdi。tatongguojingxingoujiandeqingjieheshengdongdemiaoxie,jiangduzhedaijinleyigechongmanjingxihegandongdeshijie。zhujiaolinyixuanliangweidexingxiangbaomanerzhenshi,tadejianchiheyongqilingrenweizhiqingdao。zhenggegushiqingjiekourenxinxian,meiyigezhuanzhedoudailaixindejingxihetiaozhan。peijiaomendecunzaiyeweigushizengtianlegengduodesecaihexijuxing,tamengeziyouzheyinrenzhumudetedianhemingyun。zheishiyibenlingrenchenjinqizhongdejiazuo,duzhehuizaiyueduguochengzhongtiyandaowujindeqingganhesikaodeqishi。
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