我出生即被设死局，这怎么搞？
《我出生即被设死局，这怎么搞？》 小说介绍
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“zabanya?”nainaihehuaile，liushenwuzhude。
yeyezhanzhanweiweidedianranyandou，shuo：“buhuang，zheidongximingxianpafu，mingzaowozaishangguanliqiujidao，xianaidaodaozhangchuguanzaishuo。”
nainaijuedeyeyeshuodeyoudaoli，youkanlewoyiyanshuo：“songxiang，neizhangfunikebaoguanhao。”
wodiantoushuo：“fangxinbanainai，jiumingdedongxi，wokendingnahao。”
shuozheihuadeshihou，woyaguanzidouzaidazhan。
“zheiyangkebuxing，biezaijinonghuaile。”
shuozhe，nainaifanshenxiadi，qujutaizhaolaiyigexiangbao，ranhoubaneizhangfuyaoguolai，zhuangjinxiangbaoli，jiwoguazaibozishang，zheiyangtacaifangxinle。
diertianyidazao，yeyetilexielipinyoushangleshan，zhongwudeshihoucaihuilai。
zheici，yeyeyibaqiuhuiershiduodaofu，rangnainainongleyigedadadexiangbao，quandouzhuangzailelimian，ranhouguazailewodebozishang。
zheigexiangbaoshizaitaidale，guazaibozishang，gunangnangde，hennanshou。
buguoweilebaoming，zheidiannanshouhaishiyaorenzhede。
zhihoudeyiduanshijianfengpinglangjing，womenquanjiaoushuilejigehaojue，neigexiaohaiyezaimeiyouchuxianzaiwomengli。
yucitongshi，xinfangziyijingjiandechabuduole。
zhishilaozhangdeliansequeshiyitianbiyitiannankan。
neitianzhongwuchiwufandeshihou，laozhangmenmenbuledeshuo：“zuijinwolaoshizuoemeng，mengdaojingzilideneigexiaohailaizhaowo，qiazhewodebozibufangshou，qiadewochuanbuguoqilai。”
cihuayichu，jigeniwajiangyizhendaxiao，erwomenquanjiaquegewaiyansu，youqiyeye，liansegengshiyinchendaolejidian。
qizhongyigeniwajiangkaiwanxiaoshuo：“laozhanga，niyesishiduosuiderenle，zheidiangoudan，bujiushiwachuyikuaipojingzima，zhiyuma?wokannibachengshimengdaoniangmenqianibozile。”
“lairangwokankan，zheiniangmenqiadezhongbuzhong。”shuozhe，neiniwajiangjiuqubailaozhangdeyiling。
qitaniwajiangmenyoushiyizhendaxiao。
laozhangzhangtanyisheng，yaoleyaotoushuo：“womeixinqinggennimenkaiwanxiao。”
zheishiyeyechoulekouyan，henrenzhendeshuo：“laodi，yaobuniqubaiyunguanqiaoqiao，yaoshigenshangshenmezangdongxi……”
neiniwajiangyaobailaozhangdeyiling，laozhangjiongpodezhengzha，yigebuxiaoxin，ciladeyisheng，balaozhangdeyifucheleyigedakouzi。
neiniwajiangzhidaowanguohuole，lengleyixiashuo：“duibuqilaozhang，wobushiguyide，wopeiniyijian。”
laozhangmengdiguanleyikoupijiu，shuo：“buyong!”
ranerwokanzhelaozhangdebozi，daoxileyikouliangqi，jingdedengdaleyanjing。
“zhangshu，nidebozi?”wokanzhetashuo。
laozhanglengleyixia，wendao：“bozizenmele?”
zheishi，dajiademuguangdouluozailelaozhangdebozishangmian。
tabozishangyipaipaimimimamadeshouzhiyin，erqiedouhenxixiao，xiangshixiaohaiziqiade。
zheiyimu，rangsuoyourendouyansulexialai。
“呵……”
“呵呵……”
laozhangmanshizhouwendelianshangchoulechou，shuo：“zheihuixinleba?”
niwajiangmensuozhebozidoubuganshuohuale，gezimaitouchidongxi。
wanfanhou，dajiadouzhunbeiqishenlikai，yeyeyibazhuazhulaozhangdegebo，liuxialeta。
“laoge，nizheishi?”laozhangkanzheyeye，yihuodao。
yeyekukoupoxindeshuo：“laodia，nizheiqingkuangkenengzhenheneimianjingziyouguan，zheiyangba，nihaishiqubaiyunguanlikankan，yaoshizhenbanihaile，wozheixinliyebuansheng。”
“shia，haishiqukankanba。”nainaizhanzaiyipang，yeshiyanbabadeshuo。
“nayouneimexiehu，yongbuzhe。”laozhanghahayixiao，luchuyikoudabaiya，shuo：“woshihehuneibangjiahuode，kaiwanxiaomeiqingmeizhongde，laogebiewangxinliqu，nayoushenmezangdongxi，zheishouyinshiwozijiqiade，yongzhijiaqingqingyiyajiuyou。”
yibianshuo，laozhangyibianshifanzheqialeqiabozi，haizhenjitayoumoyouyangdeqiachujigexixiaodehongyin。
zhishiya，tashuozheihuadeshihou，shensebudui，zuijiaozongshiyouyiwuyidechouchu，yifuguixixideyangzi，erqiejiezheyueguang，wofaxiantadelianshangjingranlongzhaoleyicengyouyoudelvguang。
“keyile，keyile。”yeyelianmangzhizhi，ranhouquchuyizhangfuzhoufangzailaozhangdeshoushang，bingjinjindewozhetadeshoushuo：“laodia，wulunruhezheicixinlaogeyici，bazheizhangfunahao，yidingbuyaonongdiu。”
laozhangshuo：“laogezheiyeyaomixinle，fangxin，meishashier，buguolaogedeniyifanhaoyi，woyidingshouhao。”
shuozhe，laozhangpishangyifu，zhuanshenlikai。
kanzhelaozhangliqudebeiying，yeyemomingdetanlekouqi。
songzoulaozhang，yeyenainaimangzheshoushiwankuai，kenengchidetaiduole，ganjueyoudianfankun，xiangzhemingtianyaojixinfangshangfangliang，suoyourendoudeshangshoubangmang，wojiutiqianshuile。
shuidaohoubanye，wobeiyipaoniaobiexingle。
nongcundoushihance，wochuanshangyifuquwaimiansaniao。
wanshangfenghenda，tuikaimen，yiguhanfengyingmianchuilai，lengdewozhidaduosuo。
wotaitoukanleyiyantiankong，mantiandefanxing，youkanleyiyanyuanmenwai，queshiyipiananchen，xiangshilongzhaoleyicengnongnongdewuqi。
ciqingcijing，wodexinqingyoujinzhangleqilai，yushiwoganjinsaleniao，zhunbeihuiqu。
jiuzaiwotiqikuzi，gangzhuanshendechanei，yigedongxiyingmianfeilai，tiezailewodelianshang，liangsiside，youlaideturan，helewoyitiao。
wojihushixiayishiyibajiangtaconglianshangzhualexialai，jiuzheyese，dingyanyikan，buyoumeitoujinzhou。
是一张符!
怎么会有一张符呢?
anlishuo，yibancunlisileren，renmencaihuizaiwuliwuwaitiefuzhou，beifengchuizouyeshijiyoukeneng，keshizuijincunzilibingmeiyousiren，zenmehuiyouzheizhongdongxi。
erqiemomingbeifutiezailianshangshiyijianhenhuiqideshiqing，zaijiashangzuijinfashengleneimeduoguiyideshiqing，wodexinqingyixiazibiandehenchenzhong。
yuekanzheizhangfuwoyueshijuedeshendehuang，lianmangbatadiulechuqu，huiwushuijuequle。
huidaowuli，buyihuierwojiushuizhele，zaixinglaideshihou，zaojiubazheishiwangle。
jintianwoxingdehenzao，yinweizuowanshuidezao。
niwajiangmenyidazaojiulaile，doudunzaiyuanzilichizaofan，wochouleyixia，jingranmeiyoukandaolaozhang，yushiwobianwendajia：“zhangshuzenmemeilai?”
dunzaiyipangdeyigeniwajiangyaoleyikoudasuanshuo：“buzhidaoa，pingshitalaidezuizao，jintianshangfangliangdaobuzhejile。”
“shuobudingyoubeiniangmenqiale。”lingwaiyigeniwajiangdashengdexiaozheshuo。
大家伙一阵哄笑。
wojuedebuduijing，yinyuejianjuedechushile，yushiwozhuanshenjinjiaduiwoyeyeshuoshuo：“yeye，laozhangshujintianhaimeilai，buhuichushashierleba?”
“pei，xiaohaiziluanshuohua，nengchushashier?”nainaidangjimalewoyiju。
yeyehanzheyandou，mizheyanjingsisuolepiankehoushuo：“haizishuodebucuo，wozheixinliyebutashi，buxing，wodequkankan。”
“yeye，woyegenniquba。”wolianmangshuo。
yeyekanlewoyiyan，chiyileyixiashuo：“hao。”
jiuzaiwomenjiangyaochumendeshihou，nainaizaishenhoujiaozhulewomen，nainaishuo：“wokanlaozhangzuijinliansebuhao，zhibudingshengbingle，nimenzheiyangkongzheshouqubuheshi，nimendengyixia，woqunajigeguantounimendaiguoqu。”
yeyedianlediantoushuo：“youdaoli，nayoukongshoudengmende，laozhangjizanjiabanglebushaomang，daidiandongxiyinggaide。”
linzheguantou，woheyeyechulemen。
laozhangjiajiuzailincun，sanwulidejuli，woheyeyezouleyigexiaoshilaidaolelaozhangtamencuncunkou。
zheigecunzijiaoheilonghecun，youyibaiduohurenjia。
zhanzaicunkou，yeyetanlekouqishuo：“zheilushangyemeipengdaolaozhang，shuobudingzhenchushashile，wozheixinlijuedehaoduibuqirenjia。”
shuohuadegongfu，youlianggecunminkangzhechutouzouguo，ditouyilunzheshenme。
“zheilaozhangmingzhengoukude，laopopaole，yigerendaizheguniang，yitianfumeixiangzhe，shuobuxingjiubuxingle。”
“sheishuobushi，kelianneixiaoyatoule，tingpiaoliangdenvhai，yihoukezabanya。”
tinglezheihua，woheyeyeliansedabian，yeyebushidiyicilailaozhangjia，tarendelu，daizhewopinlemingdewanglaozhangjiapao。
caipaodaolaozhangjiamenkou，haimeijinqu，jiutingdaolelimiandejiaosheng。
“ba，nibiehewo，woshinia，nizenmelianwodouburenshile。”
zheishiyigenvhaizideshengyin，jinjiezhe，yigeyingerjianruiqilidecanxiaozhouranzhaxiang。
“si，woyaonimensi，quandoulaijiwopeizang，hahaha……!”