《科技:高考前打校长,你们管他叫国士?》 小说介绍
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《科技:高考前打校长,你们管他叫国士?》 第1章 高考前被开除!(2822字) 免费试读
yandouyizhong,wanzixishijian。
gaosanxueshengsuchengangcongxiaowaihuilai,zhengkuaibuwangjiaoshigan。
turantingdaocongxiaoyuandemougeheijiaoluolichuanchuqiguaideshengyin。
“buyaoma……biezheiyang,qiunile……”
“heihei,niyuefankang,woyueyouganjue。”
“qiuqiuni,fangguowoba。”
……
苏晨:!!!
有人耍流氓?!
快去看看。
suchenxunshengerqu,jiezhuandandeyueguang,tayixikandaolianggerenyingjiuchanzaiyiqi。
“bie——qiunile——biezheiyang——”
苏晨:???
zheinvrendeshengyinhaoshuxi?
suchencacayan,zixikanqu。
!!!
茹老师!
qianzhenwanque,cikezhengzaibeifeilidenvdezhengshizijibanshangdedililaoshi——rulaoshi!
zhijianrulaoshituisangzhelaosepi,haoxiangzaishouhuzijidezuihouyidaofangxian。
suchenjianzhuang,zhengyigandousheng,bingyigejianbucuanlechulai:
“zhushou——ganshenmede!”
mashangjiuyaodeshoudelaosepihedehuquyizhen,congmanghuitouyikan。
danzheishi,suchenfeituiyijingchuaileshanglai。
“peng”diyisheng,laosepibeichuaifanzaidi。
suchenchengshengzhuiji,youshanglelaosepiyigeduanzijuesuntui。
“a————”laosepiyishengxiaohuncanjiao,wuzhudangbu,butingdidagun。
kanzheiqingkuang,yinggaishibaojiangle……
suchenjianzhuang,songleyikouqi。
haihao,gemenwozheijiaotizhongleshihuan,zheilaosepiyishibanhuikendingpabuqilai。
suchenshoushouhou,ganjinguolaianweiyijinghedehuarongshisederulaoshi:
“rulaoshi,ninzenmeyang?mei……meipofangba?”
rulaoshiheshale,tatongkongfangda,manliancanbai,jingjudikanzhemandidagundelaosepi。
turan,rulaoshiyibajiangsuchentuikai,puxianglaosepi。
哭喊道:
“maxiaozhang,maxiaozhang,nin……ninmeishiba?wuwuwu……maxiaozhang……ninbiehewoa……wuwuwu”
苏晨懵了……
sha……shawanyi……ma……maxiaozhang?
cishi,maxiaozhangyiranwuzhuzijidangbu,yibiandagun,yibianxiaohundicanjiao。
suchenzhandouzhekaoqianyibu,zixiyikanlaosepidelian。
**——
dizhonghai、bazimei、suantoubizi。
真尼玛是马校长!!
yandouyizhongdezhengpaixiaozhang——matianju!
yixiangchenwendesuchen,zheicizhendehuangle。
yinwei,zijizheiyijiaoxiaqu,kendingjiuhuibamatianjuchuaichengmabujule……
“maxiaozhang……zen……zenmehuishini……shei……sheiteniangdexiadeheijiao,taihenle!”
suchenganjinjiazhuangmeishiren。
“ni——nigunyibianqu——”
rulaoshipaoxiaozhejiangsuchentuizou,yanjianmaxiaozhangshangdeyanzhong,taxinjirufen,kaishihanrenqiuzhu:
“kuailairena,maxiaozhangbeixueshengdashangle——maxiaozhangbeixueshengdashangle——”
我尼玛……
zhengzaisuchenxiangyaobianjiedeshihou,xuexiaobaoanhezhibanlaoshiyijingchongguolaile。
baoanduizhangganjinfuqixiaozhang,bingehenhendikanxiangsuchen:“haoa,wokannishichilexiongxinbaozidanle,jinggandaxiaozhang,jiwobataenzhu!”
baoanmendelinghou,yiyongershang,jiangsuchenkongzhizhu。
suchen:“weiwei,rulaoshi,woshikantafeilini,cai……”
“fangpi,maxiaozhangganggangzhenghewotaolungongzuo,zheigexueshengturancongheiyinglicuanchulai,yijiaojiutilelemaxiaozhangde……wuwuwu……”
神特么讨论工作!
niganggangbushizaifankangma?
suchen:“**!niliangzheishiwandaijuqingde……”
dayile,wenhuarenwandekezhenhua。
zheishi,zhengzhuazhusuchendebaoankaikoushuodao:
“zheixiaozihelejiule,shenshangyoujiuwei!”
suchenxinliyijin,yinwei,baoanshuodezheihuashizhende。
jintianshisuchendeshengri,yeshitadechengrenli。
chiwanfanshi,tashixiaozhuoleyikou,liaozuoqingzhu。
zhibanlaoshiganjinzhuazhujihuibiaoxian:“haoma,xiaoxiaonianji,jingranjiuhoushuajiufeng,haidaxiaozhang,dengzhebeikaichuba!”
苏晨“……”
kaichu?kebujiujiuyaogaokaolea……
==
jiuzailinjingaokaoqiandebangeyue,suchenbeixuexiaozhengshikaichu。
zheijiuyiweizhesuchenjiangchediwuyuangaokaoqishi,yisuchendexuexichengji,nunuli,kaogesanbenjueduimeiwentide!
zheixiahaole,kongpaliangezhuankexuexiaodoumeideshang,zhinengshangjixiaole。
suchenbuganxin,tatuozhexinglilikaixiaoyuandeshihou,yangtianzhangtan:
“wotemebidouehaiyuan,haiyoutianlima?haiyoufalvma?”
【叮——】
啥玩意?什么声音?
【jiancechuanyuezheyibeikaichu,yifuhexitongbangdingtiaojian】
【“chaojizixuexitong”bangdingzhong……】
**,gouxitong,nizhongyulaile!
suchenchuanyuedaozheigepingxingshijiesannianle,xitongzhongyuzaitabeikaichudezheiyikecaishanshanlaichi!
不过,这也难怪。
bijingshichaojizixuexitong,zhiyousuzhubeikaichulecainengbeijuexing!
【xitongbangdingchenggong,xianzaisuzhuyouyicizixuejihui,qingwensuzhuxiangzixueshenmezhishi?】
haha,zheixitongjiandanzhijie。
suchenxianglexiang,turanxiangdaozuijinderesoudoushiguanyu“changwenchaodaojingti”de。
bangziguofabiaolelunwen,xuanchengtamenchenggongshaozhilechangwenchaodaojingti,zhiyaonengzaiyicishaozhicailiaochenggong,wanchengshiyanfuxian,neime,renleijiangxianqidisicigongyegeming。
商用可控核聚变!
磁悬浮车!
无限海水淡化!
人造淀粉!
核磁共振升级!
……
ciqiankunraorenleidenengyuan、liangshi、shengtai、yiliaodengyixiliewenti,doujiangsuizhechangwenchaodaojingtishaozhichenggongerqudezhongdatupo。
就你了!
suchen:“xitong,woyaozixuechangwenchaodao。”
xitong:【shoudao!“changwenchaodao”jishuguanzhuangzhong……】
几分钟后。
【“changwenchaodao”lingyudesuoyoujishuguanzhuangwanbi!】
我去?这么快?!
苏晨冥神思索。
guoran……tafaxianzijidui“changwenchaodao”suoyouzhishijishudunshiquanbumenqingle!
系统诚不欺我!!
“hao,xitong,kuai!wohaiyaoxuexi【nanzijiujidanshouqiangkongjineng】!”
xitong:【duibuqi,zhuren,zhiyounijiangxuexidezhishijinengjinxingyunyong,dangjileileyidingdeshulianduhou,cainengkaiqixiayicizixue!】
苏晨:“……”
suchenwunai,kanlaidexianjiangxuedaode“changwenchaodao”zhishijinxingyunyong,cainengjileishuliandu。
shuoganjiugan,tataochushouji,kaishishuaguanyu“changwenchaodao”deyouguanxinwen,bingkaishizaixinwenpinglunquliuyan。
jintiandetoutiaoxinwenbianshi:【longguohangkonghangtiandaxue“changwenchaodao”fuxianshibai,longhangdachenggonghechengleshaojieqiankuangshi、linhuatonghegaixinglinsuanqiankuang……danbingguanchadaocixuanfujichaodaoxianxiang……】
suchenkanwanhou,guoduanliuyan:【dahanpi!bangziguorendehuanengxin?tamenchunleziren。】
【jizhu!shaozhipb2so2xianqufenmoshi,shouxianxuyaoquebaofentidechundu,qicishifentidelidu,zuihoushitanhanliang。】
【butongdeshaozhiwenduhuizhijieyingxiangshangshusangecanliangdedaxiao,nizheifentichunduhetanhanliangdoubumanzushiyanyaoqiu,nengfuxianchenggongjiujianleguile!!】
【cu3plizidelixiangshaozhiwenduwei900℃,900℃yixiashaozhidecu3plizibingweiwanquanfanying,nimenzheiyanggao,bujiuxiangdangyuyongmeiqiululiangangtiema?】
……
suchenyitadingjide“changwenchaodao”zhishiduizhelonghangdafabudeshiyanjieguojiguochengjinxingleyidunkuangpen。
suchendezheiyifanpinglunlichongmanlezhuanyeshuyuhexiangxishuju,bawangyoumenkandebumingjueli,fenfendiaokanxixueqilai:
【**,gaoshouzaiminjian……wochadianxinle!】
【suiranzhidaotazaihushuo,danganjuehaoyoudaoli】
【longhangdayanjiuyuanzhengsesefadou】
【xiongdi,meishibiepinglunle,longguohanniqushoucuohedanle!】
【@longguofanzhawangjing,qingzhongdianguanzhuciren。】
……
suchenkandaoxiamiandegentie,yexiaole。
wangyoumennatawangeng,tabingbujieyi。
buzhizhebuweiguo,tamenkanbudongtaizhengchangle。
xitong:【suzhuyunyonglezixuezhishi,shuliandu+10!】
haha!shuang!zhaodaoshengjidebanfale!
继续评论!
suchenjixuzaiyouguan“changwenchaodao”dexinwenxiapinglun,meipinglunyici,tadeshuliandudouzaitisheng。
kaiqixiayicizixuejihuizhirikedai!
zhengzaicishi,longguolongkeyuandecailiaoxueyuanshidongjingruiyezhengmiqieguanzhuzhegedajigoufuxianshiyanqingkuang。
raner,wangshangbaochudeguoneishiyanjieguodoubugouleguan,tamanshizhouwendelianshangjianjianluchuleyouse。
zhidaotakandaolesuchendepinglun!
粉体的纯度不够!!
烧制温度不足!!
液相的损失过多!!
通氧时间不够!!
……
suchenzongnengyizhenjianxuedizhichugedakeyanyuanxiaodeshiyanpilou!!
erqie,youxiekanfajingranyuzijiderenshibumouerhe!
genglipudeshi,youdejianjietashenzhidoumeixiangdao。
yaozhidao,dongjingruikeshiguoneicailiaoxuedetaishanbeidou。
qiangruta,kanlesuchendeyouxiepinglun,douganjueshimaosaidunkai,tihuguanding!!
他……
他是谁!!
快!快!
yidingyaojinkuaizhaodaota!!
wangyounaiheqiaodengnidianping:《keji:gaokaoqiandaxiaozhang,nimenguantajiaoguoshi?》zheibenshushedingxinqi,qierudianqiaomiao,wenzhongdezhurengongsuchenyexinyizhanxianchulexianmingdegexinghejianrenbubadeyizhi。zuozhefuerdaikeletongguojingxingoujiandeqingjie,jieshilezhujiaotongguozishennuligaibianmingyundegushi。zheishiyibuyinrenshensidezuopin,zhideyidu。
wangyousuiyuewuyidianping:zongzhi,wodui《keji:gaokaoqiandaxiaozhang,nimenguantajiaoguoshi?》zheibenshudedianpingkeyiyongyixiajigeguanjiancilaigaikuo:youqu、zhenzhidongren、jingqiaojiegou、huanhuanxiangkou、xinqisheding、xiniwenbi、meihaoganshou。zheishiyipianyinrenrushengdejiazuo,zhideguangdaduzhepinweihetuichong。
科技:高考前打校长,你们管他叫国士?