《清明上坟后我重生了》 小说介绍
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qingmingshangfenhouwozhongshengle
womencunqingmingjiebuyunxunvrenshangfen,
laogongqushi,wobeitongyujuebuguzulanqiangxingshangfen,
zhihouguaishibuduan,cunlirendoushuoshiwopohuailefengsu,zhaorelebuhaodedongxi,
wobeiganchucunzi,guroufenli,wujiakegui,
除夕之夜猝死街头,
zaizhengyan,wohuidaoleqingmingjieneiyitian,saoziwangcaifengzheng「haoxin」dakaifangmenfangwochumenshangfen。
zheiyici,wojingrantingjianletadexinsheng:
「duanmingguafu,dengtashangfenhuilai,chaiqiankuanjiudoushiwohewoerzidele。」
1
chuxizhiye,bierenhejiatuanyuan,
woqueyindasanfengongcusizaidamalushang。
闭上眼前,
woxiangqiwoneizaosidezhangfu,yuanzailaojiadeerzi,
wobuganxinjiuzheimesile。
再睁开眼,
wojinghuidaolelaogongganglishineiyiniandeqingmingjie,
wohenhenninglezijiyiba,qingxidetengtonggan,rangwomingbaiyigeshishi。
我重生了!
huidaoleqingmingjiegongpoweilezuzhiwoyiyiguxingqushangfenbawosuozaijialideneitian,
menwaichuanlaikaisuodeshengyin,
heshangyishiyiyang,shiwosaoziwangcaifeng,tatanchutou,qingshengshuodao
「manrou,tamenyijingchumenle,saozizhidaonikendinghenxiangqukankaneryong,saozidoumingbai,wozheijiufangnichuqu。」
yanyukenqie,jiashangleiyanposuodebiaoqingrangrenbujingyijiuruanlexin。
shangyishijiushizheiyang,xiaocunzifengjianxisuduodekepa,
laogongzaiyigeyueqianwaichuwugongchulechehuo,
cunlishuobushizhengchangdeshouzhongzhengqin,shihuiqideshi,burangdacaodaban,yushijializijirencaocaobanlehoushi,
gongpokudejiduyunleguoqu,woyetongkubukan,
jialijihudoukaosaoziwangcaifengcaochizheqianqianhouhou,
houlaiqingmingjie,woxiangqufenshangkankanlaogong,jitashaodianzhiqian,
jialirenquerulindadi,fenfenquanshuowobuyaoqu,shuonvrenshangfenhuiyingxiangjiali,
kanwozhiyibuting,gonggongzhinengbawosuozaijiali,houlaisaozichuxianbawofanglechuqu,
cunlidefenjihudouzaiyipian,wogandaoshiquancunnanrendoukanjianlewo,
jigenianzhangdelaozheliansetubian,yilianyansudekanzhewogonggongshuo
「laozhenga!nihutua,yingxiangnimenbuyaojin,zheiyaoshiyingxianglewomenyicunren,nimenjianengdandaideqima!?」
gonggongditoubuganshuohua,huijiaduiwodafaleiting,houmianjitian,cunlifashengguaishi,suoyoudejimomingqimiaoyiyezhijianquansile,
cunzhangdairenshanglewojiamen,wobeiguanshangbuxiangzhirendemaoziqiangxingganchucunzi,
houlaiwujiakegui,cusitaxiang。
「zhiyoutaqushangfen,wocaiyouliyoubatasaodichumen,dengcunlichaiqian,chaiqiankuanjiudoushiwohewoerzidele,hahaha」
beituranchuxiandeshengyinlahuixianshi,
wangcaifengdelianshangbukechajuedelouchuyimojiaoxiadixiao
zaisanqueren,jialimeiyouqitaren,
她刚才也没有张嘴,
danqueshishitadeshengyin,wobukezhixinyishidao
wojingrantingdaolewangcaifengdexinsheng!!!
2
kanwomeiyoudongzuo,wangcaifenglvexianzheji,cuicudao
「manrou,kuaiqua,yihuixianghuoranjinle,eryongjiuhuiqule。」
tayangzhuangguanxin,xinshengqueshuo
「zheigaisideguafu,zenmehaibuqu?yihuirendouhuilaile,haigaogemaoa!」
wodexinqingcongjingyadaotongxinzaidaofenhen。
shangyishi,wangcaifengyizhidoushicunligongrendehaoerxi,jiashangeryonglikaihou,tafeixincaolaobangfuliaolihoushi,caochijiawu,
duiwohewoerzigengshiguanaiyoujia,houlaihaifangwochumenqushangfen,
yizhiyuwobeiganchujiamenhou,duigongpodoupoyouhenyideshihou,
duita,woyizhidoushixincunganji,
可是,没想到!
ganwochujiamendezuikuihuoshoujingran
是她!
xiangxiangshangyishibeiganchuquzubuqifangzi,meitianshuizaichaoshideqiaodongdixia,haichadianbeiliulanghanqinfan,
weilezhengqian,dadongtianxipanzixidaoshoushangquanshidongchuang,
......
zhurucileidetongku,shubushengshu。
原来都是她造成的!
xinliyigunuqifanyongerchu,
wofenranqishen,chaotazouqu。
......
3
taiqideshoumeiyouruyuxiangluodaotalianshang,zuihouyimiaowokongzhiziji,shenshoupailepaitadejianbang,
「saozi,xiexieni。gongpoburangwoqu,wojiubuqule,eryongtahuilijiewode!」
wangcaifengbiaoqingzhujianbukesiyi,
wozhidaocishiwobunengbaofa,tazaibierenyanlishihaoerxi,jishiwoshuochulai,yilaigongpoyebuhuixiangxinwo,erlaiwomeileeryong,tamenkendingyebuhuizhanzaizheibian,
wangcaifengbusixindeyouquanshuoleyifan,kanwoyijiubuweisuodong,
心里骂骂咧咧
「zhei**,zenmeturanzhangnaozile?gaiside,zenmemeigenneiduanmingguiyiqisile!」
tingzhetadexinsheng,wozhiyouhenhenqiazheziji,cainengrenzhubushangqusipotaweishanlianpi。
zheishipopozoulejinlai,wozhuazhushijiguyigonghuo
「saozi,wobunengqu,wozhidaonifangwochulaishihaoxin,eryongbuzaile,wohenxiangta,danwoyaoweihuozhederenkaolv。」
guoran,popoliansetubian,zhizhichaowangcaifengzoulai,yuqizebei
「caifeng,nizenmehaimeiyoumanroudongshi!sheirangnifangtachulaide,tayaozhenqufenshangle,nibahuilaikezenmejiaodai!」
wangcaifenglianselianladehenzhangmeiyouzaishuohua,xinshengqueduiwoyuanduibuting,yihanzijijimouluokong。
可是怎么办呢?
woyijingbushidangniandezhangmanroule。
4
wozouchukuobieleyiniandedamen,
yuanzililianggehaitongzhengdunzaidishangwanniba。
kanzheqizhongyigechuanzhehoushi,dongdemanliantonghongdenanhaiwoshengyinyinyinfazhan
「小博!」
nanhaiwenyantaitoushuangyanfaliangdechaowopaolai,zhinendeshengyinxiangqi
「mama,babaqunalile?wodouhaojiumeijiantale」
wobatajinjinbaozaihuaili,yankuangfasuan
shangyishibeiganchujiamenhou,zhengbobeiyitashizhengjiazisunweiyou,qiangxingfenlilewomenliang,
haipawoyingxiangtamenzhengjiazisun,yebuyunxuwotanwang,haojiciwozhinengchenzheyuesetoutouzaiyuanqiangwaikantayiyan,
zheiyangdeyongbaowunianliwomeifenmeimiaodouzaikewang。
womozhetabeidongdetonghongdeliandan,manmankaikou
「babataqulehenyuandedifang,jiwomenzhunbeixinjiale。ruguoxiaoboxiangtale,meiwantaitoukankantianshangdexingxing,zhiyaoxingxingshanshuo,neijiushibabatayezaixiangni。」
nianyoudehaizisidongfeidong,turanzhankaiyigexiaorong
「mama,wodongle。woyeyaozaorizhangda,keyidainiqukanbaba。」
wozhengyuzuzhitadetongyanwuji,pangbianwangcaifengdexinshengxiangqi
「zuihaolianggedouganjinqupeineiduanminggui,zheiduanmingguidewaminghaitingying,yidongtianchuanzheliuxuzuodemianfuhaidongbusi。」
woxinxiadajing,mozhezhengbohoushidehuamianao,tahedagedehaizizhengshengdedongyiqueshidoushiwangcaifengzuode,
tajizhengshengzuodeyifubixiaobodebolebushao,yinzhezheishishilibaxiangdexiangqinjianwojiukua,shuowominghao,youzheimeyigezhoulizhenshijibeizixiulaidefuqi。
我真,
呸!
laotianjilewojihui,wojiubunenglangfeita。
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很快到了饭点,
wangcaifengcongwuliduanchuliangwanmian,yiwanshangmiangailejidan,lvyouyoudeqingcai,lingyiwanzhiyoubaihuahuademiantiao。
tateyinaledengzi,fangzaiyuanqiangwaimenkouzhaohulianggehaiziguoquchifan,
wangchangdaolechifandeshihou,neixiecunlidepoyimendouhuiduanzhezijiadewanchuanmenzi,bianchibianshifei。
zheibu,henkuaijiujulejigedalabashangmen,
wangcaifengbajidanqingcaineiwanjilexiaobo,zhengshengzaipangbiandunanggezuibuyuanyi,
「mama,woyexiangyaodidiwanlidehongqingcai」
wozhengyihuozhengshengsuoweidehongqingcai,
王彩凤心声响起
「gaisidewa,hushuoshenmeni?zheikebuganrangbierenzhidao!」
tayigeyanshenhedezhengshengbuganshuohua。
shenbianjigedalabajianzhuang,fenfenlunqizuichun
「aiyou,caifengzhenshihaonvren,jilaoerjiahaizibiduizijihaizihaihao。」
wangcaifengzhanzaiyibian,taishouyangzhuangcalei
「xiaobozheihaizimingkua,zheimediannianjijiumeilebaba。wokendingdeduozhaofu。」
wozhanzaiwunei,dengtaxijinxingdechabuduole,nazhekuaizijiuchulemen。
「saozi,suiranxiaobomeilebaba,dantahaiyouwozheigema,wobunengrangxiaoshengchikuia」
dangzhezhongrendemian,bagangjiandejidanfangdaozhengshengwanlishundaijiaoleyikuaizi,zheibujiaobuyaojin,yijiaocailuchuzhengshengdemiandixiadadaxiaoxiaomailebushaopaiguroukuai,
cishijigeshifeidepoyidoulengzhule,
wangcaifengliansewuchenchende,qifengaleyishun,
她慌忙解释道
「aiya,nacuowanleya,zenmenarouwanjitashengmianle,zheijitianmangeryongdeshidoujiwomangyunle」
呵,
还在狡辩,
那这个呢?
我乘胜追击,
「saozi,zheiliangxionghaizi,buzhidaopaonayequle,nikanzheinigangjizuodehuamianaodoujihuapole,nikankanzhei......」
「这什么啊?!」
「zheibushiliuxuma?zheinengzuoyifua」
houmiandehuawomeishuochukou,kewuliushuangminghuanghuangdeyanjingdoukandaole,
xiaoboyifulidiaochulaideshiliuxu,
erzhengshengyifulidiaochulaideshibaihuahuademianhua!
「caifenga,nizheizuorenkebudidaoa」cunkouzhangshenkanzhetadaizhekanhaoxidebiaoqingchaofeng,
「caifenga,nizheiyuanlaidoushilvfendanzibiaomianguanga」
shishibaizaiyanqian,wangcaifengbaikoumobian。
zuihouzhongrenxingxinglikaideshihouhaizaitaolunguanyuwangcaifengde「heixin」xingwei。
henhao,zheiqundalabazhidao,henkuaijiuhuichuanbianzheigebazhangdadecunzi,
diyibuxianjiechuanwangcaifengdezhenmianmu!
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那件事过后,
wojixiaobozhongxinzuoleyifu,gongpohetalaogongzhengdayongsuiranzhidaole,queyegannubuganyan,
zhengdayongshigepalaopodezhu,yiqianwangcaifengbazheijiarennaniedesiside。
但她始终想不明白,
woweishenmecongneitianzhihouxiangbianleyigeren!
wozhengzaizuoyifudeshihou,wangcaifengtuimencoulejinlai。
taminzhechun,dimeichuiyandezaiwomianqianyanxi
「manroua,saozibushiguyide,neiwanqueshishinacuole,eryongdelikaibujinnishangxin,saoziyenanshou,banyetoutoumoyanlei。」
呵,
是激动哭了吧。
kanzheeryongmeile,jiachandourutanangzhongle!
woditouguzheshoushangdezhenxian,bingweijiehua。
taweiweiququdejixushuodao
「yifuneishi,nitingsaozijieshi」
我灼灼的盯着她,
好,我听你狡辩
zhijiantayanzhuziyizhuan,wenshengxiyudao
「jixiaoshengzuoyifuneimianhuashiwocongcunkoudedamianhuaneishouhuilaidebianjiaoliao,wopalimianbuganjing,suoyi......」
「neiweishenmejixiaoboyongliuxu???」wozhiwen
「zheinikewuhuisaozile」tafangdileshengyincoudaowoerbian,
「yongliuxuzheishipopodezhuyi,tashuoeryongbuzaile,yaowobaxinsiduofangzaidayongdehaizishang,xiaoboshundaishouguanguanjiuxingle,tameibalehaiguantazuoshen,shuonichengpotianyenaobuchugesha」
womeiyoujiehua,cishiwangcaifengxinshengkebodao
「neilianglaobusidedongxi,jingranshuoshenmeeryongmeile,zheiliangguerguamudekelian,rangwoduitamenhaodian,haogepi,haidewokuxinjingyingdehaomingshengdoumeile,xianzaihaixiangfenwoerzidecaichan。taxiangdemei!」
ruguobushinengtingdaowangcaifengdexinsheng,
wojiubeitacizhenyiqiedehuajitiaobole,
我和公婆鹬蚌相争,
neitawangcaifengjiushiyuren。
夜幕降临后,
wokanjianwangcaifengguiguisuisuijinlegongpodefangzi,wocouleshangqu,
guorantingjiantazaibeihoudaogui。
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「ma,wozhaorensuanleyigua,shuoeryongdesishiyinweiyouqinjinzhirenminglidaishakeleta,wobazanjiadebazidoujidashikanle,jieguotazhizhemanroudeshuo,cinvzhiyinzhirenbukeliu!」tayuqixuanhu
gongpomianmianxiangqu,wojianzhiyaobeiqixiaole,
weileganzouwo,talianzheizhaodounengxiangdao!
婆婆率先开口
「keshi,eryonggangzou。manroutayigerouruofuren,bataganchuqubushirangtaqusima?」
公公也面露不忍,
「shia,weileeryong,womenyebunengzuozheizhongboqingguayideshi,nishuodeneixieyemeiyoufasheng,manrouyeshikelianren。」
tingzhegongpodehua,wohongleyankuang,xinliyouyigunuanliu,
kanerlaobuweisuodong,wangcaifengqideliansezhanghong,
「haohaohao,nimenbutingwodeshiba?!neinimendengzheqiaoba,zhenchuleshidaoshihoukannimenzenmeban!」
ruguoxinshengnengjuxiang,wangcaifengcishidexinshengyinggaishibaotiaorulei。
「zheilianglaobusi,yijiaziduanminggui!!!youyanbujin,ganjindousijuelesuanqiu!feidebiwoyongneizhao!!wangmanrou,niyebieguaiwo,sheirangniyigeguafuhaiyaodangwodecailuni!」
那招?
nandaoshangyishineijianshiyeshita?!
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yilianjitian,jialidouxianganwushi。
gongpokanwodeyanshenshierxinteng,shierguaiyi,wozhidaowangcaifengdehuahaishiduitamenyouxieyingxiangde。
disitian,yidazaotianhaimeiliangquan,
menwaixiangqilepopodejinghan
「buhaole,laotouzi,zanjiajipenglidejiquansile!」
果然,
该来的还是来了。
wochuanhaoyifuchulaideshihou,gonggonghezhengdayongzhanzaijiquanqianyilianchourong,popohewangcaifengkutianmolei,
王彩凤趁机挑拨道
「bama,wojinimenshuonimenhaibuxin!nikan,baoyinglaileba。renjiadashimeihushuo!」
「womenyijiazidoukaozheijixiadan,yanghuoni。zheiyiyezhijianquansile,zheijiushiyourenminglidaisha,kewomennei!jintianshiji,mingtianjiushirenna!」
wangcaifengbiaomiantongkuliuti,xinshengqueyinhendexiangqi
「wokanzheixiazheilianglaobusihaiyoushenmeliyou,bujianguancaibuluolei,jiushikexilezheiqunjia。」
shangyishi,wobingbuzhidaozheishiwangcaifengdeguiji,beiqianfusuozhideshihou,wozhenyiweizijishibuxiangzhiren,
kanzhelaoliangkou,qianshidaozuihoutamenyemeimaguowoyiju,wobeiganchuqudeshihou,poposhiweiyiyigebawosongdaocunkoude,
eryongsihou,tashunjianxianglaoleshijisui,
zhangmanzhouwendeshouwozhewo,shengleijuxia
「manroua,maduibuqini,eryongzuidanxindejiushinimenniangliang,zhei......mayemeibanfa,zheijishikuaiqianninazhe,zaiwaimianzhaoguhaoziji!」
kanzhetashoulizhouzhoubabadeyimaoyimao,woxinlixiangsaileshitouyiyangchenzhong,
dangshijialimeishashourulaiyuan,zheijishikuaiyeshiyijiarendabanniandekaixiao,
huiguoshenkanzheyanqianduiwobuliuqingmiandewangcaifeng,
wozhidao,zheiyishi,youwomeita!
tabufangguowo,neiwoduitayejuebuhuizaikeqi!
woshouguodeku,woyaoquanbuhaijita!
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gongpozhengbuzhiruheshihaodeshihou,
yidaquncunminfenyongerzhi,meirendoutileyizhisiji,
上来就找公婆要说法
「laozhengtou,yiyezhijian,womencundejiquansile!」
「shia,shia,womencundabufenkequankaojiyingshengni!」
「womenketingrenshuole,nimenjiaeryongtaxifushishenmetianshaderen」
我内心黑线,
zhenzhengdetianshazhirenyinggaishitawangcaifengba!
cunzhangkongzhilejumian,zhuantouduizhegonggongshuo
「laozheng,dajiajintianlaijiushiyaogeshuofa,jiranyouzheichuanyan,haichulezheidangzishi,womenyedanbuqizheifengxian,nijigejiaodaiba!nishiquanjiabanzouhaishirangeryongxifulikai?」
公婆顿时色变,
我心里怒气翻涌,
欲加之罪何患无辞!
shiqingyuyanyulie,cunmindeqingxuyuelaiyuejidong,gongpoyankanjiuyaochengbuzhule,
wangcaifengdeyiyangyangdexinlishuodao
「zheixiawokannizenmefan!」
popoweinandekanzhewo,gonggonggengshizhichibuzhudezuozaitaijieshang,shouzhangfue,zhengdayongyiyanbufadezhanzainei。
jianbanuzhangdeshihou,wobujibumandekaikou
「dajiadoushuozheijisileshibeiwokesideshima?neiwojintianjiuzhengmingjinimenkan,zheiji,daodishizenmeside!」
众人一脸不可置信,
renqunlijichulaiyigedaizheyanjing,shenchuanbaidaguadenianqingxiaohuo。
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「liyisheng,nizenmelaile」cunzhangyuqiyihuo
「tabulai,jintianwokenengjiuyaobeiyuansile!」wokaikou
woxiezhekanleyiyanwangcaifeng,guorantashensehuangzhang。
liweishiwomencunweishengzhanweiyideyisheng,cunlirenduitayizhidoushizunjingyoujia,zhiqianxiaoboshengbing,wohetaduoliaolejiju,youlejiaoqing,
yinweiduguoshu,tacongbuxinneixiexutoubanaodeshuofa,zheiciwotiqianquzhaoleta,
guoran,tapaizhuoerqi,xinshidandandejuedingyaobangwo。
liweishangqianjianchaleyifanhuitouduizhongrenshuodao
「zheixieji,shibeiduside!」
众人七嘴八舌的讨论
「bukeneng,zheimeduojizenmekenengyiyezhijianquanbeidusi!」
liweifulefuyanjing,taigaoyinliang。
「zheixieji,jiguandoushiheide,zuijiaodouyouqingweibaimo,zheijiushizhongdudezhengzhuang。」
「laizheizhiqian,woqulecunlideshuiyuanchu,zaishuilijianchachuleyounongyaodechengfen!」
huayuyichu,zhongrenjiejing。
cunliyouliangkuaishuiyuandi,yikuaigongrichangyinshuizuofan,yikuaiyinweimeiyoufanghubuganjingzhuanmenyonglaigongjiaodi,shengchumenyong。
yourenjishuiyuanxiadu,zheishimoucaihaimingxingzhile。
wotiqianshuofulebianlidianlaobanlaitiwozuozheng,tayuanyibangwo,wozhidaoshiyinweitongweinvxing,tazhidaowodebuyi!
tahuayuyichu,quancunbamuguangdoufangzailezuikuihuoshouwangcaifengshenshang,zhijiantadajingshise。
renzhengjuquan,tameibanfazaijiaobian。
「wangcaifeng,nizenmeganzuozheizhongshi?pingrilidajiadoushuonishigehaoren,meixiangdaoa......」
「真是坏心肝!」
「pingrilineiyifuyangzidoushizhuangchulaideba......」
suoyourendouduitaliandadaima,gongpoyeshiwangdekanzheta,zhengdayonggengshibuganshangqian,
wolengyanpangguan,zheishitazuiyouyingde,
不过我的事还没完。
woyishenghezhilezhongren,suoyourendouchaowokanlai,
zheicunlinanzheweizundefengqiwoyijingshougoule!
清明上坟后我重生了