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「laotianyea,zheishishenmecaozuoa?wozuohaoren,jiuyaoweinimendeshenghuomaidana?sheijiahaorenshizheimezuodea?」sixinzhijiejiwozhengwuyule。
pinglunyezaima:「shenmewanyia?wangluoqigaihaishixietianziyilingzhuhou?nazijideerziquweixiemoshengren?」
「kezhubobushishuo,tazhishizuiqian,renshihaodema?taxianzaidouyoudashangshourule,juanchulaiyidianzenmele?」
「sanlebasanleba,doushigongsijubeneryi。zheixiewanghong,genbenmeiyigekekaozhengchangde。」
pinglunqugeshuogede,keshiwoquezhuyidao,tashanshuodetouxiang,henkuai,tajuranjiuhuanleyigetouxiang。
touxiangshiyigehaizide,kanqilaineihaizizhouzhoubabade,yidianeryebukeai,kehenmingxianshigexinshenger。
wodianjinquziliaolimianyikan,youhuidaozhibojianwen:「woshuoqiuzhudezheigedapiaoliang,nixianzaishishenmeyisi?feiyaomailenideqinshenghaizi?niyebupaleipideshihouzhundian,zhijiepisiniya。nizheishifanfade,nibahaizikanzhe,bierangninanpengyoumai。woxianzaiguoqu。」
zhibojianyijingyourenshuoyaobaojingle。
zheiyaoshinaodale,neijiushianzi,bushiresoudianzile。
kenengshikandaoyourenshuoyaobaojing,caihuanletouxiangdedapiaoliangzaizhibojianpinglunquhan:「nibieguolaile,woyijinghuandifangle。」
wozhijieshayanle:「nibushiyaoqiuzhuma?nizenmepaolea?」
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「nixianzaishidaizherenwangbaowo,wohaipajiupaole。fanzhengnizhuanwuwankuaijiwo,rangwozijiyanghaizi。yaoburandehuajiushuomingnigenbenjiushizaizhuanghaoren,zaixibaiziji。zhiqiannihaichaofengdajiameiqianmaixiaoyusan,xianzainijiuweilehaizixintengqian,xiangyaojiuhaizibukenchuqian,nizaizhuangshenmebiya?」
wokandaozheihua,shunjianqileyishendejipigeda。
zheidaodayipadehua,zenmeneimeshuxi?
womashangnachulegongsijiwodebeiyongshouji,ranggongsiderenkuaidianquchazheigezhanghao。
jingjirenyeconglouxiapaolexialai,takandaowonazheshexiangji,jiuzhanzaishexiangtoudeduimian。
duizhewoyaotoubaishou,wokandaotafeikuaidifanzheshouji,dijiwokan。
kandaoneixiaoxidezhucedi,wozhijiepokoudamale:「zhangkai,niduanzijuesundoushiqingde。wogaosuni,ninianjiqingqingshihezuolao,nigangcaineishiqingyijingshexianqiaozhalesuole,nidengzhewoqubaoanba。」
zheidizhi,shizhangkaineigedazhananfumudelaofangzia。
yuanlaitashizidaoziyandasuanxianhaiwo。
ruguowojiqian,neijiushibeidaodebangjiadedayuanzhong,qianshiwoziyuanzengyude,tadaoshihouhainengshuawulai。
ruguowobujiqian,neitajiuhuiquanwangjixuheiwo,shuowoshizaixibai,genbenbuhuibangrendiaojie。
wozhendeshiyuexiangyueqi:「nigebiesunbiepao,woxianzaijiuquzhaoni。」
zhibojianderenyeqizhale,haiyouhaoxinrenzaibangqitalurenjieshaozhangkaishishei。
「zhangkaishizhubodechuliannanyou。jiushirangzhubomachujingdianmingyan:79naliguile?」
「haha,wojide。shineigexihuanshuangbuxihuanyusandegemenduiba?」
「duiya,meixiangdaozheiyangde**haiganjixujiuchanzhubo。zheishikandaozhubozhuanqianle,xiangyaozhongxinfuheshibai,jiushejikengzhuboa。」
「dajia,wozaidianjinqu,kandaoneigedapiaoliangdezhanghaomeile。」
wozhijiezaizhibojianshuoqingchuleqingkuang:「gangcaineigerenshiwoneigezhananqianrenjiabande,genbenjiumeiyoushenmeyaomaihaizideshizushaonv。zheigezhananjiushiguyixiangyaohuilewodegongzuo,biwohetajiehun,jitazhaogufumushenghaizi。ranhoutajiunengjixuzaiwaimian,huatianjiudiyeyeshengge。woshengtaerdaye……」
renshanbeirenqi,mashanbeirenqi。
zheiciwojueduiyaorangzhangkaizhidaowodelihai。
womafanjingjirenqubangwomaidongxi,chongdaozhangkaitajialouxiajiudahan:「zhangkai,nigewonangfei,wosangzangyitiaolongfuwu,nijiwogunxialai。」
zhangkaihetabamaxialaidaoshikuai,tamazhijiechongdaowomianqianjiuma:「nigebuyaoliande,rangnijiajiwoerzishikandeqini,yaobushikanni**danengshengerzi,niyiweiwohuijinizheigejihuima?」
「wo**daneishiwobamashengdehao。nishengdeerzimei**,neishinimenjiaquedeshimeizuoshao。nixinbuxinwoyongwodeda**,yi**zuosinigelaobideng。」wochazheyaozhijiejiunuhouqilai。
yiqianwozongshixiangzhe,renhaishiyaoyousuzhiyoudixiande。
shangzhangkaijiamendeshihou,woyeshikekeqiqidelimaoxiaoguniang。
xianzaikanwofafengmahuiqu,zhangkaitamazhijieshayanle。
guoranyousuzhibiequziji,meisuzhikuaileyisheng。
我要发疯!
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「nigesiyatou,****。nizhiqianyongzhaopianzhapian,pianlewoerzihaojidunfanjiushuofenshou,xianzaiwoerzijiushijiechuannizhibojiandezhenxiang,woerziyouyongganyoushanliang,nizheigebuyaoliandehaiganzhaowojiademafan……」zhangkaitabayeshimanliandeyifentianying。
「woyongzhaopianpiannidie,zuonima,rangneiguisunzuowosunzile?」wokanzhecongcongmangmangganguolaidejingjiren。
nazheburedeluosifen,jiuchaoxiangyaopushanglaidawodezhangkaibamazhijiepoguoqu。
「啊。」
tamenlaoliangkoufachulejingtiandongdidejianjiaosheng。
zhangkaihededuoduosuosuonachushouji:「woyaobaojing……」
「nifangxin,shaobulenide。」wonazheshengxiadeluosifen,gaizaizhangkainaodaishang。
zaimochufeiyuguantou,dakaijiupoguoqu。
xialouweiguanderen,mianduizheigexiongcandechangjingzhijieyuechusheng。
「**,zhubozhenhena。zheixiazi,zheijiarensuanshichoudajiele……」
「zheijiarenyeshiqipa,chijidunfanjiufeiyaozhuboyuandijiehun,xiangshenmeni。」
「hainengxiangshenme?kendingshixiangyaobaipiaoa。」
zhibojianderendouzaifengkuangtucaozhangkaiyijiaren,woyejuedehenwuyu。
zhangkaitamachaoqidishangdemiantiaoxiangyaofengkuangxijiwo,wozhijiejiupao。
tamenyijiasankouzhuizhewo,zhidaojingchahebaoanyiqiguolai。
「xingkuinixianrangwobaojingle,zheiyijiazi,wumienihaixiangyaodaodayipa。」jingjirenmanliantongqingdikanzhewo。
woyishuaitou:「nianqingdeshihou,sheibushiyankuanglizhuangliangdan,guanghuizhayanbuhuikan。tazhuiqiuwodeshihoushuowoyimiwubashixiaokeai,fenshoujiumawoaidonggua。zheiyangde**,genbenbupeihewobengchacha。」
yinweiyoujingchashushudejieru,wojiugenzhibojianderenshuolebaibai。
youzhibojiluzai,zhangkaiguyiyongxiaohaochuanboeyiyaoyanhewangluolesuodeshiqing,genbenburongtadilai。
jingchashushuyefeichanggongzhenggongping,shuozheishiqingzuiduojiushipipingjiaoyu。
wopodongxiyebudui,shuangfanghuxiangdaoqianjiusuanle。
shesideshizhangkaizheige**,zhishiyigexiaoxiaodedaoqian,nengkantamenyijiasankouchousantian。
woduizhejingchashushufeichangguaiqiaodongshiyidiantou:「wotingninde。」
zhuanguotouduizheneiyijiaziqipa,wofanzhebaiyanchazheyao:「duibuqileinin。」
「nigechoubiao/zi……」zhangkaiguoranbeiwoqideqiqiaomaoyan,nazhetuoxiejiuchaowoshuaiguolai。
啪嗒。
wokanzheyongganweiwodidangzhutuoxiedejingchashushu,dahanyisheng:「zhangkai,nijuranganxijing。nihaishibushigenanrenle?」
「wobushinanren?wojiurangnizhidaozhidao,woshibushi……」zhangkaibeiwochuozhongruodian,fengleyiyangchaowodaguolai。
「barenenzhu。」jingchashushuyeheilelian,jigerenshangqujiubaxijingdezhangkaijienzhule。
wokanzhezhananbeidaishangjingche,zhangkaibamahaikutianqiangdizhuishangqu,xiaozhepaishou。
nachushoujipaile**,fadaodongtaiqu,biaotishi:《dahuoquansheng》。
直播怼人:我成了全民嘴替