《影帝只想和老婆贴贴》 小说介绍
yanqingxiaoshuo《yingdizhixianghelaopotietie》shi“yiming”deyuanchuangjiazuo,gaishuzhuyaorenwushilianguchen,shuzhonggushijianshushi:【shuoguyingdibushenshiderenchulai!womenananzhongxueshidebokelishuoguoxihuandachuang!xiexieguyingdijiwomenjiaanandachuangfang!……
《影帝只想和老婆贴贴》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
canjialianzong,zaibieshulixuanguanchuyaohuantuoxieshi,wuyizhongfaxianwonengtingdaoyingdidexinsheng。
(lansede!lansede!qinglvtuoxie!!woyaohelaopochuanqinglvtuoxie!!)
woyouxieyihuodetaitouhuangusizhou,gangqiaoheguchendeyanshenzhuangshang。
zhijiantamianwubiaoqingpingjingdeyikaimuguang,ranhouerbianyoutingdaoleshuxideshengyin。
(laopokanwole!woyaojinchi!aaalaopohaopiaoliang!zaikanyiyan!)
wokanlekanyanqiandeyishuanglanseyishuangheisedetuoxie,zuihouhaishixuanlelansede,woxihuanlansekeshixiezaimoubaikelide。
(耶!情侣拖鞋!)
zheirennaoziliduoshaoyoudiandabing。
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zaiyulequanyixianlimopagundazheimexienian,benlaiyijingzhujianfoxi。
danjiabuzhuxianzailaopaiyirenfuchufanhongderechao,beipotongyicanjiagongsijiedezheidanglianzongzhibojiemu。
bijingtajideshizaitaiduole。
zonggongliuweijiabin,wojuranshidiwugedaochangde。
xianzaigongzuodouneimejuandema?lizhibokaishihaiyoubangexiaoshini,zenmedoudaole?
(lookatme!wopangbianyouweizi,laopozuowopangbian!!)
顾辰又开始叫。
beizheimechenghuwohaishiyouxiebuzizai,erduoyouxiefatang,xiangzheyaobulitayuandian,sheizhiwogangshaoshaopiangefangxiang,tanaozilijiukaishifafeng。
(bu!yanzi!yanzimeiyouniwozenmehuoayanzi!)
wodunledunjiaobu,haishizuodaoletapangbiandekongwei。
suanle,jiudangweilewodenaoziheerduozhexiang,gangajiugangaba,jiazhuangtingbudaojiuhao。
buzhishibushiwodecuojue,ganjuetayixiazilianbeidoutingzhileqilai。
(hei…heihei......laopoyidingshibeiwodeshuaiqixiyinle。xianzaiyaoganma,dui,dazhaohu,zenmegenlaopodazhaohucainengxiandewoshigekaoputiexinyouzhidetuofudenanrenni?)
我有些略语塞。
“lilaoshi,haojiubujian。”guchenchenwenkaikoudao。
“好久不见。”
(aaaa!laopohewoshuohuale!!tayidingshixihuanwo!jiehun!!xianzaijiujiehun!!)
woheguchenmeiyouguohezuo,dandazhongbuzhidaodeshi,qishiwomenxiangshiyijiu。womenxiaoshihoushilinju,tazongxihuanlaiwojiachuanmen,houlaishanggaozhongshitamenbanjiale,womenjiuhenshaozailianxile。
danbukefourendeshi,woxihuanneigechaoqibobodelinjiashaonian,zhishaocengjingxihuanguo。
zhongyuzuihouyiweijiabindaole,shierxiannvyirenyangsiyao。
woduitayoudianyinxiang,tazoudeqingchunyunvluxian。
yinxingxiangqingchunkeaiquanfenwushu,zuihuodeneiduanshijianqueyouxiepiao,zaiyicizhibozhongjinganchaowonianjida,zhengronglian。
yaozhidao,wodefensizhishihewoyiyangkaishifole,bushisile,shenmeshihouxiaoxiaoerxiannengcaizaichaoyixianyirentoushanglashile?
shouxian,womeiyouzhengrong,tongxingchudaoyizhizhangzheiyang,xianzaiyezhishidengbifangda,tashimeinaozicaihuinawodelianzuowenzhang。
qici,zhengrongwuzui,meigerendouyouzhuiqiumeilidequanli。
suiranwobutaizaiyinianling,dantazheizhongyong“nianzhang”laifengcinvxingqianbeidezuopai,rangwohenbushuang,tabudongdezunzhongnvxing,zunzhongqianbeima?
yangsiyaoneiduanshijianbeiwodefensihelurenmadaobuganchumen。
erqieduocishenyezaiweibofawen,anshitayijingbeishanghaidaoyiyu,fatonggaoshuoduocixiangyaozishadanxiangdaofensimenduitadeguanaihezhichi,juedinghaohaohuoxiaqu。
tadesuoshugongsihairangtazaiweibofawendangzhongjiwodaoqian,zhetengdaozuihoumeitaodaobandianhaochu。
womenliangjiadeliangziyejiuzheimejiexiale。
edui,tahaoxianghaishiguchendezhongshifensilaizhe。
(laopoweishenmeyizhikanzheneigenvde,youshenmehaokande,nandaoshiwomeiyouneigenvdehaokanma?)
wohaizainaozhongsousuoguanyuyangsiyaodeziliao,turanyoutingdaomanshimaiyuandeyisheng。
taxiaoshihoutiantianmianwubiaoqingpidianpidiangenzaiwohoumiandeshihou,xinliyeneimeduohuama?
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renqilejiukaiqilezhibo,diyipakaishijiemuzurangwomenchouqianfenpeifangjian。
louxialiangjianfang,loushangsijianfang,erlouxiadefangjianbiloushangdefangjianduoleyangtai,erqiefangjianshaoshaodayidian。
louxiadeliangjianfangni,yijiandechuangdayixie,yijiandezeheloushangdeyiyang。
【omg!guchenzhendeshanglianzongle!wolaogongyaoyounvpengyoulema!woshilianlewuwuwu!】
【laopohaomeisihasiha,meiyourenpeideshangwodelaopo!!】
(fule,yigelianzonggaodegenbixinjidezongyiyiyang,jiubunengrangrenhaohaotanlianaima?)
woyangleyangmei,guchenbawoxiangshuodexiangle。
影帝只想和老婆贴贴