《被萌猫碰瓷后仙界大佬真香了》 小说介绍
beimengmaopengcihouxianjiedalaozhenxiangleshiyibuyanqingxiaoshuo,youningmengbaizhoumengjingxindazao。gushiweiraozhejuexianzunlingjuexianmaotuanzizhankai,miaohuilejuexianzunlingjuexianmaotuanzizaiyigechongmantiaozhanyushenmideshijiezhongdemaoxianzhengcheng。juexianzunlingjuexianmaotuanzibujinmianduizhewaibudedirenhekaoyan,haiyaozhimianneixindekongjuhemaodun。tongguofenlipinboheyongwangzhiqian,juexianzunlingjuexianmaotuanzizhujianchengzhangweiyigezhenzhengyongganhejiandingderenwu。liuxuanyanzhong,yingchuneituanyuelaiyuejindebaiserongmao,rouruandexiangtianbiandeyun。tashenzhinengkanqingrongmaoshangxiweidedoudong。wanle!zheishitanaozhongweiyideniantou。bujintui……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigeqihuaneryouzhenshideshijie。
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yinyan:xianjielajichanggunchuzhimaotuanzi,fenzhuadianruandexiangyunduo。luguodexianzunchixiao:“pengcimao?
benzuoyigenshouzhiniansini。”xiayimiao,maozhuaanshangtaxiemian,xianzundangchangtupopingjing。
quanxianjiefengle:beitacengcengjiunengzhangxiuwei!luopoxianerdaituihunlushangbeimaobandao,lingmaishunjianxiufu。
liandanzongshizhalushiqici,maoweisaoguodanchengjipin。zhidaotiandaobengtaneiri,heiyunyasuijiuzhongtian。
zhongxianjuewangguidi,quejianneituanmaorongrongdunzaifeixudingduantianzhua。fenshejuanguozhichu,xinghezhongzhu,wanjiehuichun。
xintiandaodanshengle——shizhichuaizhuazhuakanzhongshengdemao。01xianjiezuizang、zuipo、zuimeirenaidaidejijiaogala,
chulebeijuluzhouxibianneipianliushadi,jiushu“luohuiyuan”le。zheidifang,mingzitingzhewenzhouzhoudaidianxianqier,
shijijiushigebuzhebukoudejuxinglajichang。baofeidefabaocanpianduidexiangxiaoshan,
lingyaozhazifajiaochuwucaibanlandeguaiweier,feiqidefulubianjiaoliaobeifengyijuan,hudedaochudoushi,
ouerhainengzainininglicaidaobuzhinagedaomeidanxianshoutunxiade、zaoyishiquguangzedelinjia。
changnianpiaodangzheyiguzihunhelefuxiu、suansouheliezhidanyaodeguiyiqiwei,
lianzuibutiaoshideshifuxianchongluguodoudezhoumeitou(ruguotamenyoumeitoudehua)。jintianyuandidekongqigewaichenmen,
fangfoninggudeliezhijiaoshui。huimengmengdezhuoqidididiyazhe,
lianyuanchuneixiewaixiede、youlajiduiqichengde“shanfeng”lunkuodoumohubuqing。
jidaoxixiaode、daizhebingyanyanqinglvsedeshandian,zaihouzhongdezhuoyunlilanyangyangdiniulejixia,“zila”jisheng,
meijingdacaidipizaiyuanchuyizuoyoupolanfeijianduichengdejiandingshang,jianqijixingweiruodehuohua,
shunjianjiubeiwuzhuotunmei。zheiguitianqi,lianleidoupideyouqiwuli。jiuzaizheisiqichenchen、zhuoqimimandebeijingli,
yigedongxidongle。shicongyiduibanfulandexiancaozhazihenianhuhudenijianghunhewuligunchulaide。
qichuzhishigexiaogubao,bumingxian,ranhouneigubaodingkailefugaidelaji,“gululu”di,
yilugundaolepangbianxiangduiganjingdiande、puzhecengxisuibaiseshalidexiaowadili。gunshitingle。neituandongxitankai,
luchulezhenrong。yituanmao。jiqipengsong、jiqirouruan、jiqi……ganjingdexuebairongmao。
zaizheipianwuzhuodenengdichumolaidelajishijieli,zheituanbaidehuangyan,baidebuheshiyi,
baidexiangyichanghuangdandemeng。rongmaobeinijiangdashileyidiandian,nianchengjixiaoliu,
fanerchendeqitadifanggengjiapengsongrouruan,daizheyizhongjinhutoumingdezhigan,fangfoqingqingyichuijiunengpiaoqilai。
rongmaotuanzisihuyoudianmeng,zaiyuanditanlehaoyihuier,
xiangyikuaigangchuguo、buxiaoxindiaojinhuiduilidanxinziyijiuxuebaisongruandenuomiciba。zhongyu,tadongledong,
jiqihuanmandi,shenchulesizhixiaoxiaodezhuazi。zhuaziluozaineicengxiruandebaishashang。neiyishunjian,
lianyuandichenmendefengdousihutingzhileneimeyishun。fen。yizhongnanyiyanyude、jiaonendaolejizhidefen。
neiroudiandeyanse,bichuchundiyiduozhanfangdeyinghuahuaruihaiyaorou,bitianbianzuidandexiaguanghaiyaonuan,
xiangzuishangpindexianyusuibeinenggongqiaojiangmotouleguang,touchuyizhongyingrunde、haowuxiacideshengmingli。
xiaoxiaode、yuanhuhuderoudian,ruanruandixianjinbaishali,liuxiajigeqingxiyoukeaidaoxinjianfazhandemeihuayin。
maotuanzishuaileshuainaodai,shidadaderongmaojianqijidiannixingzi。tasihuzhongyushiyinglehuanjing,
manyouyoudizhanqishen,zhenggeshenzibuguobazhangda,yuangungundexianggexiaoxueqiu。tataiqiyizhiqianzhua,
coudao**nendebijianxiulexiu,dagaishiwendaolenijiangwei,
xianqidizhoulezhouxiaobizi(ruguoneituanmaorongronglizhendeyoubizidehua),ranhoushenchutongyang**dexiaoshetou,
jiqirenzhen、jiqixizhiditianshiqibeidashidezhuazilai。fensedeshejianyishanyishan,dongzuoqingrouyouzhuanzhu,
fangfozaiwanchengyijianwubishenshengdedashi。“puchi——”yishengjiqibuhexie、daizhenongnongbiyidechixiao,
xianggenbinglengdezhen,zhourancipolezheifangxiaotiandilineidianqiyiderouruanfenwei。lajiduiqide“shanqiu”yinyingxia,
buzhiheshizhanlegeren。yishencaijiandeyisibugou、yongyinxianxiuzhefanfuyunwendemosejinpao,xianchenburan,
yuzhouzaowuhuidehuanjinggegeburu,xiangyikuaiangguidemoyubeisuishoudiujinlenikeng。lairenmianrongjiqiyingjun,
zhishineiyingjunbeiyicengwannianbuhuadehanbingfugaizhe,bochunjinmin,xiahexiantiaobengdesijin。youqineishuangyanjing,
xiazhang,weiweishangtiao,bengaishifengliuduoqingdetaohuayanxing,
cikequezhishengmanlebinglengdeshenshihehaobuyanshideyane,rutongzaikanyizhiangzangaiyandechouchong。
tazhengshitongyuzheibeijuluzhouyifangdexianzun,lingjue。xiuweigaojue,xingqinggengshichulemingdelengpiguao,
yanliroubudebandianshazi。jinribuzhiweihe,jingquzunjianggui,tazulezheixianjiezuiwuhuidejiaoluo。tademuguang,
rutongshizhidebingzhui,jingzhundidingzaishadishangneizhihaizainulitianzhuazidemaotuanzishenshang。“he。
”lingjuexianzuncongbizilihengchugenglengdeyisheng,chunjiaogouqiyimojijinkebodehudu,“nalaideazadongxi,
yegangundaobenzuoyanqian?pengcimao?”neizuihousangezi,beitatudeyouqingyouman,
daizheyizhonggaogaozaishangde、niansuilouyibandecanrenxixue。“gunyuandian。”taweiweitailetaixiantiaowanmeidexiaba,
yanshenpini,rutongshenzhixuanpanchenaidemingyun,“zanglebenzuodeyan。zaijinyibu,benzuoyigenshouzhi,
biannengrangnizheishenaiyandezamao,liantongnineidianbuzhisihuodechunniantou,yitonghuaweifeihui。”tadeshengyinbuda,
queqingxidichuantouleyuandichenmendekongqi,meiyigezidouguozhexianzunduyoudeweiya,binglengcigu,
zuyirangxunchangxiaoxiangandanjulie。neituanxuebaidemaoqiu,tianzhuazidedongzuodunzhule。tataiqixiaoxiaodenaodai。
lingjuexianzunzhongyukanqingletade“lian”。yijiushimaorongrongdeyituan,qianzheliangkeyuanliuliu、shiluludedayanjing。
neitongrendeyanse,shijiqichuncui、jiqiganjingdetianqinglan,xiangyuhouchuqing、beixiguowushubiandetiankong,
chengchedemeiyouyisizazhi,daoyingzhezheiyuandidewuzhuo,yedaoyingzhetaneizhangbinglengerjuaodelian。neiyanshenli,
meiyoukongju,meiyoufennu,shenzhimeiyouyisibeimaofandeweiqu。zhiyouyizhongchuncuide、jinhumengdongde……haoqi?
fangfolingjuexianzunneifanzuyidonglieshenhundeweixie,duitaeryan,
zhishichuiguoerbiandeyilvdaizhedianliangyide、youdianchaonaodefeng。lingjuexianzunmeifengcudegengjin,
xintoumomingdilveguoyisijiqixiweideyiyangfanzao。zheilouyibandezamaodongxi,jingganwushita?
taxiuzhongdeshouzhiweiweiquqi,yisizuyidongjielinghundebinghanxianlikaishiwushengningju。niansiyizhiaiyandechongzi,
duitalaishuo,bihuxihaiyaojiandan。jiuzaizheishi——neituanxuebaidongle。tameiyouxiangshoujingdetuzibancanghuangtaocuan,
yemeiyouzhamaodihou。tazhishifangxialetianganjingdezhuazi,maikailexiaoduantui。bushipao,bushitiao,
ershiyiyizhong……manyouyoude、shenzhidaizhedianfanhouxiaoshibanqieyidebufa,caizhejiaoxiaxiruandebaisha,yibu,
yibu,chaozhelingjuexianzunzhanlidefangxiang,zouleguolai。neizitai,tanrandejinhulizhiqizhuang。
lingjuexianzunningjuxianlidezhijianweiweiyizhi,erandikanzheneituanbaisedexiaodongxiyuezouyuejin。
neichuncuidelanyanjing,shizhonghaoqidi、yizhabuzhadiwangzheta。taxiangzuoshenme?
zailingjuexianzunbinglengde、daizheyisihuangmiudezhushixia,neituanmaorongrongdexiaodongxizhongyuzoudaoletajiaobian。ranhou,
tataiqileneizhiganggangtianshiganjingde、**derutongchunriyinghuabandeyouqianzhua。jiqiziran,jiqisuiyidi,
anzailelingjuexianzunneishuangxianchenburan、yongjiuyouhancansizhijiu、xiangqianzhexingchensuixiedemosejinxuedexiemianshang。
**deroudian,qingqingxianzaiguanghuabinglengdejinduanbiaomian。shijian,fangfozailuohuiyuandewuzhuokongqili,
ningzhileyishun。meiyoujingtiandongdidejuxiang,meiyoucimudeshenguangbaofa。zhiyouyizhongganjue。
yiguwufaxingrong、wufakangjudenuanliu,congjiaobeineigexiaoxiaodejiechudian,rutongpodidechunchao,
hongranchongrulingjuexianzundesizhibaihai!neinuanliusuoguozhichu,tatineixianlibenliudesuduzhourantishengleshibei!
baibei!rutongbeiyayileyiwanniandehongfengzhongyuzhaodaolexuanxiekou,fengkuangdipaoxiaozhe,
chongjizheneicengkunraoletazuzusanbainiande、jianruopanshidepingjingbilei!pingjingshang,
shunjianbumanlezhuwangbandeliehen。tineibenyongdexianlifachuchenmendehongming,rutongyuangujushouzaishenyuanzhongsuxing。
lingjuexianzunneizhangwannianbingfeng、yingjundaojinhukebodelianshang,diyicichuxianlemingwei“jinge”deliehen,
rutongwanmeidebingmianbeizhongchuizakai。bushigongji!meiyouyisiyihaodeeyi!neiyongrutatineide,
shi……shi……yizhongchuncuidaojizhi、wenhedaojizhi、queyouyunhanzhefeiyisuosibangboshengjideliliang!
xiangchuchundiyilvhuanxingwanwudeyangguang,xiangchenjixingheshenchuzuibenyuandelvdong,wenroudibaoguozheta,
tuidongzhetatineizaoyijixudaodingdiandehaohanxianli,yiyizhongtacongweixiangxiangguode、shuidaoquchengbandeshunchangzitai,
xiangzhegenggao、gengxuanmiaodejingjie,hongranchongqu!
“kaca——”yishengzhiyoulingjuexianzunzijicaineng“ting”daode、yuanzishenhunshenchudeqingcuisuilieshengxiangqi。
kunraotasanbainiandepingjing,neicengjianbukecuidebilei,zaineiguwennuanliliangdeqingfuxia,rutongyangguangxiadebobing,
shunjianxiaorongdaijin,meiyoujiqibanfendikangdelianyi。zhigu……pole?jiuzheime……pole?!
yigunanyiyanyude、yuanbiguoqurenheyicitupodouyaojingchunhaohandexianli,rutongxinshengdexinghe,
shunjianchongyingletashentidemeiyigejiaoluo,dailaiyizhongqiansuoweiyoudeqiangdayuqingming。
tashenzhinengqingxidi“kan”dao,zijitingzhiyijiudedaoji,zaineigunuanliudeziyangxia,
jingyinyinsanfachugengjiagupoxuanaodeguangyun!lingjuexianzunjiangzaiyuandi,rutongbeijiutianjieleipizhong。
taweiweichuizhetou,xiazhangdeyanmousisidingzhezijixiemianshangneizhixiaoxiaode、**demaozhuayin。
neiyinjiqingxidiyinzaijiazhilianchengdejiuyouhancansishang,xiangyimeixiaoqiaolinglongdeyinzhang。
yuandihunzhuodefengjuanqidishangdefulusuipian,dazhexuanercongtajiaobianlveguo。lajishanyijiusanfazhechenfudeqiwei。
yuanchu,neijidaobingyanyandeqingseshandianhaizaiyuncenglilanyangyangdiniudong。yiqiedouhejixizhiqianmeishenmebutong。
chuletatineifantianfudi、tuotaihuangubandebianhua。
haiyouxiemianshangneigexiaoxiaode、rouruande、daizhedianwenrechugande……zhuayin。neizhizuikuihuoshoudemaotuanzi,
sihuduizijide“jiezuo”haowusuojue。tashenzhimeiyoushouhuizhuazi,zhishiyangzhemaorongrongdexiaonaodai,
yongneishuangqingchejiandidelanyanjing,haoqidikanzhetajiangyingrudiaosudelian。neiyanshenchuncuidexiangshanjianqingquan,
fangfozaiwushengdixunwen:“yi?nizenmebudongle?”lingjuexianzunhoujiejiqijiannandigundongleyixia,
shitufachuyidianshengyin。taxianglishengzhiwen,xiangyongzuibinglengdeshennianniansuizheiguiyideshengwu,
xianglikemoquxiemianshangzheigaiside、dabaitarenzhideyinji……dansuoyoudeniantou,
doubeitineineibentengbuxi、huanranyixindehaohanxianlichongdeqilingbaluo。tadedanaoyipiankongbai。
sanbainiandepingjingjianao,wushucidechongjishibai,haofeideqizhenyibaozuyiduichenglingyizuoluohuiyuan……jieguo,
beiyizhilailibuming、yisipengcidemaotuanzi……yongzhuazi……caileyixia?huangmiu!
jizhidehuangmiuganrutongbinglengdehaishui,shunjianyanmeilezheiweixianglaixinrupanshi、zhangkongyiqiedexianzun。
taganjuezijideshijieguan,liantongjiaoxiazheipianlajichangdetudi,douzaijulieyaohuang,suishikenengbengta。
jiuzaizheishi,yishengjingkongdaobiandiaodejianjiao,rutongshengxiudejuzigeliepobu,
douranconglajishanlingyitouzhaxiang:“mao!shimao!luohuiyuanneizhipengcimao!!!
”yigeyishanlanlv、shoudexianggenkuzhugandeshenyingliangundaipadicongyiduifeiqideliandanlusuipianhoumianchonglechulai。
neishigezaiyuandijianlajiweishengdelaoxiushi,xiuweidiwei,lianshangkemanlebeishenghuomolichudemamuhefengshuang。
dancike,tahunzhuodelaoyanlizhishengxiajizhidekuangrehenanyizhixindejidong,
sisidingzhelingjuexianzunjiaobianneituanbaise,hunshendoudexiangqiufenglidezuihouyipianyezi。“xian…xianzun!
xianzundaren!”laoxiushijidongdeyuwulunci,shouzhizhandoudizhizheneimaotuanzi,“shita!jiushita!
laoxiu…laoxiuqinyankanjiande!qianerge,gebiyuandineigekuaiyanqidechenquezi,
beita…beitaneiweibajianersaoleyixia!jiuyixiaa!dangchang!
dangchangneiduanlejishiniandetuigu‘kaca’yishengjiujieshangle!yikouqipalesangelajishantoubudaichuanqide!
haiyou…haiyouzhangpozijianeikebansibuhuodegouweibaxiancao,beitazhuazibaoleliangxiatu,nincaizenmezhe?
kaihuale!kaidebiyaochixianpahaiyan!”laoxiushituomohengfei,jidongdeshouwuzudao,
sihuwanquanwangjileyanqianzheiweishisulaiyilengkuwenmingdexianzun:“pengci!tajueduishipengci!ke…ketapengshei,
sheijiuzoudayuna!xianzundaren!nin…ningangcaishibushibeita……pengle?
”laoxiushizuihouneijuxiaoxinyiyide、daizhewubibaguahejingweidexunwen,xiangzuihouyigendaocao,
qingqingyazailelingjuexianzunyaoyaoyuzhuidelizhishang。pengci?zoudayun?lingjuexianzundeshixian,
huanhuandicongxiemianshangneimeixiaoxiaodefensemeihuayin,
yidaolejiaobianneituanyijiumengdongwugu、shenzhikaishiyongxiaozhuazibalatajinpaoxiabaidexuebaimaoqiushenshang。
neishuangtianqingsedeyuanyanjing,
kelianshangneihunhelezhenjing、mangran、huangmiuyijiyisiliantazijidoubuyuanchengrende……“zhenxiang”defuzabiaoqing。
luohuiyuandefeng,sihudaishangleyidianbutongxunchangdeweidao。buzaishichuncuidefuxiuyusuansou,yinyinyueyue,
fangfohunruleyisi……jiqixiwei、querangrenxinshenbuyouzizhufangsongde、nuanhonghongdenaixiangqi?
xiaoxizheizhongdongxi,zaixianjiediceng,youqishiluohuiyuanzheizhongsanjiaojiuliuhuijudelajichang,
chuanbodesudubizuishangpindedunguangfuhaiyaokuaishangjifen。“tingshuolema?luohuiyuanneizhibaimaotuanzi!zhenshenle!
”“zameitingshuo!wanglaowuqinyankanjiande,lingjuexianzuna!neiweilengdenengdongliexingchendezhuer!
beineimaozhuazicaileyixiaxiemian,dangchang!jiudangchang!poletakalesanbainiandexuanguan!
”“wodetianye……sanbainiandepingjing!caiyijiaojiumeile?
zheimao…zheimaopabushitiandaotalaorenjiadeqinerzibiandeba?”“pei!shenmeqinerzi!wokanshiqindie!
qinzuzong!zouzouzou,haijiangepidelaji!quluohuiyuan!pengciqu!rangneimaozuzongyepengpengwo!
”liuyanrutongliaoyuandeyehuo,guoxiezhe“pengcimao”he“lingjuexianzundangchangtupo”zheiliangdabaozhaxingxuetou,
yiluohuiyuanweizhongxin,fengkuangdixijuanxiangxianjiegengguangkuodejiaoluo。yuanbensijiwuzhuodelajichang,yiyezhijian,
jingchenglezhenggebeijuluzhouzuizhishoukerede“dongtianfudi”。pingriliguiyingdounanjianyigedeyuandi,
rujinrentouzandong,mojianjiezhong。geluchuanzhepolanfapao、yanshenqueshanshuozheelangbanlvguangdedicengxiushi,
haiyoubushaowenfengerlaide、shituzhuangdayundezhongcengxianren,jiangzheipianwuhuizhidiweideshuixiebutong。
kongqizhongmimandebuzaishidanchundelajifuchou,haihunzalehanwei、liezhidanyaowei,
yijiyizhongmingwei“kuangreqidai”dejiaozhuoqixi。suoyourendemuguang,douxiangtanzhaodengyiyang,
zaiyuandizhongyangneipianxiangduiganjingdiandebaiseshadishang——neituanxuebaipengsong、fangfozidairouguanglvjingdemaoqiushenshang。
maotuanzi,huozheshuo,beizhongrensixiajingweidichengwei“maozu”dexiaojiahuo,
sihuduizhouranchengweiwanzhongzhumudejiaodianhaowusuojue。tayijiuweichizhezijiyouxiandejiezou。
cikezhengtankaizaishadishang,shaizheconghouzhongzhuoyunfengxilijiannanjixialaideyilvxibotianguang。
**dexiaodupisuizhehuxiyiqiyifu,rouruanderongmaozaiweiruodeguangxianxiafanzhezhenzhubandeguangze。
taqieyidimizheneishuangtianlansedeyuanyanjing,
houlonglifachujiqixiwei、quefangfonengzhijieyuntiedaorenxindide“huluhulu”sheng。
02zheisuiyuejinghaodemoyang,yuzhouweiwushushuanglvyouyou、xiemanle“qiupengci”deyanjing,
xingchenglehuangdanyoujijuzhanglideduibi。“rangrang!dourangrang!biedanglemaozudedao!”“aiyo!sheicaiwojiaole!
gunkai!woxianlaide!”“maozuzong!kanzheibian!kanwoyiyana!
wozheiliyoushanghaode…e…zuotiangangjiandaode、haimeiwanquanfameidelinggubing!”renqunzaodongzhe,tuisangzhe,
quemeirenganzhendekaodetaijin。lingjuexianzunneitupode“shenji”heqijiweiyouzai,
meirenganquedingzijimaoranchongshangquhuibuhuibeineimaozuyizhuazipaisi,huozhebeisuihouganlaidexianzunnianchengzha。
tamenzhinengweichengyigesongsande、chongmankewangdedaquan,yanbabadichouzhe,
xiwangneimaozuzongnengziji“gun”guolai,huozheweibajianerneng“buxiaoxin”saodaoziji。jiuzaizheishi,
renqunwaiweichuanlaiyizhencubaodetuisanghehechisheng。“gunkai!dougunkai!yiqun**dongxi,
yegandangbengongzidelu?yanxialema!”jigechuanzhetongyiqingsejingzhuang、shenqingjuaodehuwei,
cubaodituikaidangludexiushi,yingshengshengzaimijiderenqiangzhongsikaiyitiaotongdao。tongdaojintou,
yigechuanzhehuaguijinduan、yaojianxuanzhemeiyu、mianronghaisuanjunlangquetouzhenongnongyinzhihebunaifandeqingnian,angzhetou,
zaiyimingshenqingkebodezhongnianguanjiapeitongxia,zhigaoqiyangdizoulejinlai。“yo,
zheibushiliujianeiweibeituihundeshaoyema?liuxuan?”renqunliyourenrenchulelaizhe,yadishengyinyilun,
yuqilidaizhehaobuyanshidexingzailehuo,“tingshuotaneiweihunqi,sujiadeda**,
jintianjiuyaodaizhexinxianghaode、tianjiangeneiweiqinchuandizi,qinzishangmentuihunle?zeze,
liandoudiudaoluohuiyuanlaile?”“kebushima!yiqianzhangzhejialiyoudiandizi,bikongchaotian。xianzai?
liujiaqiannianneichangdahuo,jiadibaiguang,tadiezhongshangxiuweijinfei,tazijineidiantianfuyefeileqiqibaba,
lingmaijushuodoukujiele,gengefeirenchabuduo!sujiabutuihuncaiguai!”“xu!xiaoshengdian!
shousideluotuobimada,tashenbianneijigeliujiazuihoudehuwei,kebuhaore……”yilunshengbuda,
queqingxidizuanruleliuxuanerzhong。tabenjiuyinchendelianseshunjianheiruguodi,ejiaoqingjinbaotiao,
quantouniedegegezuoxiang,zhijiashenshenqiajinzhangxin。judadequruhefennurutongdusheshiyaozhetadexin。tuihun!
dangzhequanchengyoutouyoulianrenwudemian!taliuxuan,cengjingdetianzhijiaozi,
jinrijiuyaochengweizhenggebeijuluzhouzuidadexiaobing!tashibeiguanjialianhongdaipian、qianglayingzhuaituodaozheiluohuiyuanlaide。
guanjiakukoupoxin:“shaoye!liudeqingshanzaia!yuandichuleshenmao!beitapengyixiajiunengzoudayun!
lingjuexianzundoutupole!ninqushishi!wanyi…wanyilingmainenghuifuyisini?
zonghaoguo…haoguo……”houmiandehuaguanjiameishuo,danliuxuandong。zonghaoguoxianggefeiwuyiyang,zaizhongmukuikuizhixia,
beicengjingdeailvwuqingxiuru、saodichumen!kekanzheyanqianzheiwuhuidehuanjing,yongjitanlanderenqun,
haiyoushadishangneituanzenmekandouzhishiputongchongwudebaimao……liuxuanzhijuedeyiguxiehuozhichongtianlinggai。huangmiu!
zhiwangyizhimao?taliuxuanhaimeilunluodaorucikebeidedibu!“hunao!”liuxuanmengdishuaikaiguanjiachanfudeshou,
shengyinyinfennuersiya,“shenmeshenmao!buguoshiyiechuane!bengongzijiusuansi,yejuebushouciqichidaru!
rangkai!woyaohui……”tahuayinweiluo,qingxujidongzhixia,
jiaoxiamengdiyihua——buzhicaidaolesheidiudebankuaifulanguopihaishiyounidedanzha。“a——!
”zaizhouweiwushudaomuguangdezhushixia,zheiweicengjingyiqifengfa、cikequemanxinbeifenjuewangdeliujiashaoye,
yiyigejiqilangbei、jiqibuyadezishi,shentiwanquanshiqupingheng,shuangshoutulaodizaikongzhonghuiwulejixia,
zhenggerenrutongbeifadaodemutouzhuangzi,zhitingtingdi、jiejieshishidixiangqianpudao!ertasuopudaodefangxiang,
bupianbuyi,zhengduizheshadishangneituantankaishaitaiyangde、xuebaipengsongdemaoqiu!shijianfangfobeilazhang、ninggu。
liuxuanyanzhong,yingchuneituanyuelaiyuejindebaiserongmao,rouruandexiangtianbiandeyun。
tashenzhinengkanqingrongmaoshangxiweidedoudong。wanle!zheishitanaozhongweiyideniantou。bujintuihunzhiruduobuguo,
haiyaozaizheilajichang,zaisuoyourenmianqian,shuaigegoukenni,zaiyasiyizhi“shenmao”?
zheijianzhishilaotianyejitazheigeshibaizheanpaide、zuiedudeluomuxiaohua!juewangdibishangyan,
dengdaijutonghegengdadechaoxiaojianglin。raner——meiyouyuxiangzhongzhuangjidimiandejianyinghejutong。
yemeiyouyadaomaotuanziderouruanchugan。
taganjuezijixiangshipujinleyituan…wenrede、daizheyangguangqixide…judamianhuatangli?shentiluoxiadeshunjian,
yiguwufaxingrongdenuanyi,qingrouqueburongkangjudibaoguoleta。neinuanliufangfoyongyoushengming,
shunjianzuanrutazaoyiganhekuwei、bianbuliehendesizhibaihai,
youqishineijitiaorutongbeiliehuoshaozhuoguo、zhishengxiajiaoheisijidefeilingmai!qiji,jiuzaizheiyipuzhixia,
fashengle。rutongjiuhanguiliedehechuangyinglailetaotianganlin!neinuanliusuoguozhichu,
jiaoheide“hechuang”yirouyankejiandesudutunqusiji,huanfachuyushibandewenrunguangze!
zaoyiduanjuedeshengjifengkuangzizhang,kujiedelingmaitanlandishunxizhezheipeiranmoyudeshengmingnengliang,
fachuxiweiqueqingxide“wengweng”mingxiang!dusaidejiedianbeiwenrouchongkai,duanliedemailuobeiqiaoranxujie!
yiguweiruoquewubijingchun、daizheboboshengjidexianli,rutongchenshuiyiwanniandezhongzizhongyupotu,
zaitatineizhongxindansheng、liuzhuan!“ea……”liuxuankongzhibuzhudifachuyishengduancude**。neibushitongku,
shijizhideshuchang,shijiuzaiheianzhongzhouranjiandaoguangmingdekuangxi!tamengdizhengkaiyan,
nanyizhixinditaiqizijideshuangshou。pifuxia,neiyuanbenandanwuguang、rutongkuzhibandejingmai,
cikejingyinyinliudongzhewenrundeyuseguangze!taxiayishidiyunzhuanqijiachuande、zaoyishengshudejichuxinfa。
weng——yisiweiruoquewubizhenshidenuanliu,shunzhetaganggangfusudelingmai,qingxidiyunzhuanleyigezhoutian!
suiranweiruo,quezhenshibuxu!takujiedelingmai……huifule?!zhishao,huifuleyixiangenji!
liuxuanzhenggerendoumengle,rutongbeitianjiangdexianbingzazhonglenaodai,yunhuhuditanzaishadishang,
weichizhepudaodezishi,danaoyipiankongbai,zhiyouxinzangzaixiongqianglifengkuangleigu。
erbeita“pudao”demaotuanzini?tazhishibeizheituruqilaide“xiji”nongdeyoudianmeng,
xiaoxiaodeshenzibeiliuxuanpuguolaideqiliudaidezaishadishangguliuliugunleliangquan,zhanshangleyixiexisha。
tashuaileshuaiyoudianyunhudexiaonaodai,douledoushenshangdeshazi,ranhoutaiqiyizhiqianzhua,waizhetou,
yongneishuangchunjingdelanyanjing,kunhuodikanlekanpuzaizijigangcaiweizhi、yiliandaizhideliuxuan。
neiyanshenfangfozaishuo:yi?zheigedakuaitouganmani?biaoyanpingdishuaijiaoma?zhenqiguai。
duanzande、siyibandejijinghou。“hong——!!!”weiguanderenqunchedizhakaileguo!
bigangcailingjuexianzuntuposhidefanyinghaiyaojulieshibei!“kandaolema?!kandaolema?!liuxuan!
liujianeigefeiren!pudaomaozushenshangle!”“lingmai!tadelingmaizaifaguang!laotianye!woganyingdaole!
yisixianli!suiranweiruo,danjueduiyoule!”“shenji!zhenzhengdeshenjia!pengcimao!bu!maozu!maoshen!
qiuninpengpengwo!qiuninle!”“maozuzong!kanwo!wojininketoule!pengpengpeng!
”kuangreshunjianbeidianranzhifeidian!wushushuangyanjingchihong,wushudaoshenyingzaiyeannabuzhu,
rutongwendaoxuexingweideshayu,buguyiqiedichaozheshadishangneituanxiaoxiaodebaisemaoqiufengyongerqu!“gunkai!
biedangzhewo!”“maozushiwode!”“pengyixia!rangwopengyixia!”changmianshunjianshikong!
tanlanhekuangreyanmeilelizhi,renchaorutongjuedidehongshui,daizheyaojiangneixiaoxiaomaoqiuchediyanmei、sisuideqishi,
fengkuangpulai!neizhiganggangdouganjingshazidexuebaimaotuan,sihuyebeizheizhouranbaofadekongburenchaohedaole。
被萌猫碰瓷后仙界大佬真香了