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第一章
第一章
zuoweitianshengdeniumashengti,zheibianshiyanshishixiongduominglaidianzhiwenwozenmehaibulaizuoshiyan,neibianlaoshiwenwomoumoutongxuezenmelaoshiqueqin。
gangyingfuwanzheixiegongzhuwangzi,youyoubuganshidanhennengzhaoshidebailianhuajiworeshi。
wobiaomingcishiyuwowuguan,bailianhuayikuernaosanshangdiao,yingshijiangcuotuidaowoshenshang。
fudaoyuanyirujiwanghexini,erhuabushuoenzhewodetourangwodaoqian。
woliangyanyihei,jiangzhuoziyixian,qu**,zheiniumaaisheidangsheidang!
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shixiongdalaidianhuadeshihouwozhengshuidehuntianandi。
shoujizhendongshengredetongsushederenbuman,「nengbunengguanle!fansile!」
wojimangjietong,shixiongjianruideshengyinlimaconglimianchuanchu:「shimei,zenmehaibulaishiyanshi?nikankanxianzaidoujidianle?」
tonghuayinliangwanglediao,dunshijianzhenggeqinshidoushishixiongdeshengyin。
zheixiahaole,quansushederendoubeichaoxingle,yourenzhongzhongfachuzedeyisheng。
woyadishengyinshuomingqingkuang,「shixiong,nibushishuonizheizhoumomeikongma?erqiewozheizhouzuoyehenduo,wohaiyoupptmeizuowan......」
shixiongbunaididaduanwo:「wobushiyijingjiaoguonizenmezuolema?nanbuchengmeicizuoshiyandouyaowodaizaipangbiankanzhe?wohenmangdehaoma?」
wofanlegebaiyan,nimangwobumangma?doushuolehaiyoupptmeizuowan,haijiaojiaojiao!
tafeihuajianglehaojiu,zuihouxialemingling:「xianzaimashanglaishiyanshi。」
然后就挂了电话。
我满脸怨气地起床。
kaolvdaodajiadouzaichuangshang,wohaiteyifangqingleshengyin。
结果还是有人挑刺。
xiashanshanlakailianzinuqichongchongduizhewohan:「nengbunengkankanxianzaishishenmeshijian?nibushuijuewomenhaiyaoshuini!yaodadianhuachuquda!」
wokanleyanshouji,16:08。
zhendegaoxiao,chulegangkaishineiju,wojianghuashengyinhaimeitaxianzaiyibanda。
shuowochaodaotashuijue,zenmebushuotaxianzaichaodaobierenshuijue?
zaishuo,xianzaidouxiawusidianduole,youbushishuijueshijian。
ruoshiyiwangwokenengyejiushuojubuhaoyisihuozhewushi,danwogangbeipoqichuanghaiyaoquzuoshiyan,xiejianxiandoumeiwoyuanqizhong。
wobailetayiyan,「xianzaishixiawusidian,bushilingchensidian。」
xiashanshanlizhiqizhuang:「zhiyaoyourenshuijue,shenmeshijiandoubunengchao,doudaxueshenglehaibumingbaizheigedaolima?niyiweisusheshinijiama?nengbunengyoudianzijuexing!」
zheihuashuode,haoxiangwanshangxidengzhihougennanpengyoukaiyuyindayouxiliaodaolingchenyiliangdiandebushitayiyang。
zheige「youren」pabushitezhita。
wolandezaigentazhenglun,shoushiledongxijiuchumenle。
laidaoshiyanshi,shixiongguoranbuzai。
de,zijimeimeichuquwan,jiaowolaijitadangniuzuoma。
suanle,zaiaoyiao,dengwobishezuowanjiuganjinpaolu。
wozaineixinanweiziji,daihaokouzhaoshoutaojiuquganhuole。
zhishirendaomeileheliangshuidousaiyafeng。
jintianzheizhuzisihuoguobuchulai。
wofanfanfufudizuo,zuihouzongshichayidian。
wojishixiongfaxiaoxi,jieguoguolehaojigexiaoshidoubuhui。
神经病!
woneixinhenhenzhouma,kanleyanshijian,zhunbeizouren。
manghuozheimejiu,piyemeibiechuyige,fandoumeilaidejichi。
wozhengzhunbeiqingxidongxi,yougeburenshiderenzouleguolai,「nishizheilideyanjiushenghaishibenkesheng?」
 
                 牛马觉醒,打脸抢我科研的学历婊
                                牛马觉醒,打脸抢我科研的学历婊