《钓鱼主播:讨个黄皮子当老婆》 小说介绍
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kandaozheiyimu,zhibojiandewangyoudachiyijing。
yishuangshuangyanzhuzidouchadiandengchulai。
danmugengshiwanruohongshuijuedi,baoyongerchu。
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“wodima,zheishenmeshidao,huangpizidoukaikoushuohuale?”
“kouturenyan,zheihuangpizichengjingle!”
“bushishuo,jianguoyihoudongwubuxuchengjingma?”
“guaiguai,jintianzhangjianshile!”
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chaneijian,manlianwenhaodeshuiyoumendeshijieguandoushizhijiebengtale。
wangkuntongyangshixinzhongchijing。
“huangpizi,kouturenyan,zheishiyudaochuanshuozhongdehuangpizitaofengle?”
他暗道一声。
yucitongshi,zhibojianzhenjingdewangyou,tongyangshihuiguoshenlai。
huangpizitaofengzheizhongshiqingsheidoutingshuoguo,danzaicizhiqian,kedoumeiyoujianguo。
quemeixiangdao,bujinshizhende,haibeitamenguanzhudezhuboyudaole。
henkuai,zhibojianjiumaochulaiyiweiidjiaozuo【saniaoyoudianhuangxiansheng】deshuiyoudao:“zhubo,nizheishiyudaohuangdaxiantaofengle,zhudingyaochengquanduifangle!”
zheiweiidsaoqichongtiandeshuiyousihudongbushao,jixujieshi:“nishuotaxiangshenme,tajiuhuibianchengshenme,ruguonishuotaxiangren,jiuhuihuaitayishendaoxing,zheijiahuoyihouhuiririyeyechanzheni,pohaini,zhidaogaosiniweizhi!”
“ruguonishuotaxiangshen,jiuhuichengquanta,bangtaxiuchengzhengguo,danniziji,zeshifanlejinji,huibeifanshizhisi,yinweifengshendeyinguo,zhubonichengshoubuzhu!”
bijing,fengshenshiyuhuangdadideshiqing。
zhibojiandewangyoudaduoshuzhitingshuohuangpizitaofengdegushi,naliqingchulimianhaiyouzheixiemenmendaodao,dangjixunwenyaozenmezuo。
【saniaoyoudianhuangxiansheng】youxiewunai:“meishenmebanfa,jiranzheijiahuoyijingzhaoshangni,jiushuomingnishitadedaodedianjiaoshi,shenmedoubushuodehua,huangdaxianxunwenwuciwuguohou,jiuhuijiuchandaonisiweizhi!”
“***,zheibushiwujieme!”
tingdaozheili,zhibojiandeshuiyoudoubangwangkunnieleyibahan,xinzhonggengshiyouzhongbuxiangdeyugan。
buzhibujuejian,shouxindoushile。
wangkunqianshidenainaishilongpo,ziranzhidaozheixie。
yudaohuangpizitaofeng,zhinengbiguoqu。
但不回答也不行。
taofengdehuangpizijianwangkunbushuohua,budebutigaoshengyindao:“laoxiang,nikanwoshixiangrenhaishixiangshen!”
tamuguangruili,xionghen,sihuyinhanzhekonghe、weixiezhiyi。
zhibojiandewangyouquandoujinzhangqilai。
hecengxiang,wangkunqueshiturandao:“whatareyousaying?(nishuoshenme?)”
cihuayichu,gangganghaizaidanxinwangkunanquandewangyoudoushilengzhule。
danshihenkuai,tamenjiuhuiguoshenlai,fenfenfazhedanmu。
“***,meixiangdaogouzhubohaiyouzheiyishou,genhuangpizijiangyingwen,zheibujiuwanmeibiguoquhuangdaxiantaofengdeshiqinglema!”
“wozenmemeixiangdaoni,yuanbenshisiju,wokungeyijuyangwenlimamiaojie,miao,zhenshitaimiaole!”
“zheigaisidenaohuilu,tataibangle!”
“xuedaole,xuedaole,ruguowoyihoubuxingyudaohuangpizitaofeng,yezheimegentashuo!”
“666a,yaobuwokungenengzuodazhuboni,zheiyishousaocaozuobihuangpizidousaoa!”
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ranershuiyoumendehuanhuhaimeichixujimiaozhong,duimiandunshichuanlaihuangpizideshengyin:“myfellowvillager,doyouthinkilooklikeapersonoragod?(laoxiang,nikanwoshixiangrenhaishixiangshen?)”
turuqilaideyangwenrangzhibojiandewangyoushunjianyamadaizhule。
lianshangdexiaorong,yeshiyidianyidiandejiangzhu。
huangpizikouturenyanyejiusuanle,meixiangdaohaihuishuoyingyu?
zheizhijiebashuiyoudecupdouganshaole。
daogaoyichi,mogaoyizhang。
wangkunniubi,yanqianzheihuangpizisihugengniubia!
kandaozheiyimu,zhiqianneiwei【saniaoyoudianhuangxiansheng】budebujieshidao:“zheikeshihuangdaxiana,danfantaofeng,jiushuomingdaoxinggoule,xuexiyingyu,neihaibushifenfenzhongdeshiqing!”
tingtazheimeshuo,zhibojianshuiyouxinzhongyichen,xinzhongbuxiangdeyugangengshen,qiqizhihu:wandanle,kanlaiyihoukanbudaokungedezhibole!
dingzhemanyanchaonongdehuangpizi,wangkunzhoulezhoumei:“guoranshilaizhebushan,shanzhebulai!”
yuanbentaxiangzuangekongzijiejuelezheishi,nazhidaoyanqianzheizhihuangpizishitielexindeyaochanzheta。
“jiranruci,neilaozizhinengfangdazhaole!”
sihuxiangdaoshenmedewangkun,lianshangturanluchulehaokandexiaoyi:“wohenhaoqi,nishigongdehaishimude?”
黄皮子:???
直播间水友:???
我尼玛!
zheishixianzaizheigechangjinggaiwendewentima?
yuanbenhaidanxinwangkunanquandelaofenmen,doushibeileidebuqing,yigegezhijieshayan。
buzhidaowangkunzheichangdeshinayichu。
bieshuotamen,jiulianlanludehuangpizidoushizhoulezhoumei,bumingbaiwangkunhululimaideshenmeyao。
danzhengshiyaojin,tazaicizhuiwendao:“laoxiang,nikanwoshixiangrenhaishixiangshen!”
zhibojiandeqifenzaiyicijinzhangqilai。
nazhidaowangkunqueshiyidianyebupa,fanerxiaodao:“nishencaijiaoxiao,pimaozheibanganjingshunhua,shiyigemuhuangshulangba?”
chuanyueqian,takanguodongwushijie,ziranzhidaoruhefenbianhuangpizidexingbie。
xiongxinghuangpizidetixingtongchangjiaoda,qimaofajiaoweihuansanlingluan。
ercixinghuangpizidetixingxiangduijiaoxiao,maofaqueshizhengqiganjing。
buguowangkundehuazhijiejinulehuangpizi,houzherenbuzhuhechi:“fangsi!”
“jile,jile,kanlaiwoshuoduile!”
wangkunlianshangdexiaorongyuefadenongyule。
zhibojiandeshuiyoujianzhuang,doushijingdaile。
“kungezheishi...shizai...zaidiaoxihuangpizi?”
youshuiyougandaohuaji,gandaotianfangyetan。
“xianglaishizhuanyihuatiba?”
一位老粉猜测着。
jingyibudingjian,lanludehuangpizizaicizhiwen:“laoxiang,nikanwoshixiangrenhaishixiangshen?”
cihuayichu,idjiaozuo【saniaoyoudianhuangxiansheng】deshuiyouzaicijieshi:“huangdaxianmeicitaofengzhinengwenwuci,zheishizuihouyicile,zhubozaibuhuida,jiuyiweizhehuangdaxiantaofengwuguo,yihouhuichandaosiweizhi!”
tingdaozheizhongshiqing,shuiyoumendeqingxuzaicijinbengqilai。
tongguozhibojian,manshidanxindebiaoqingkanxiangwangkun。
yalizaicijidaotazheibian。
nazhidaowangkunxiaolexiao,turandao:“wokannixiangshengao175cm,tianshiliandan,moguishencai,shenchuanjk,fukediguo,falitongtian,duiwoyantingjicongdejinfashouerniang!”
黄皮子:???
网友:???
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钓鱼主播:讨个黄皮子当老婆