《离婚夫妇今天又上热搜了吗?》 小说介绍
zailaoweidebixia,《lihunfufujintianyoushangresoulema?》chengweiyibuyinrenrushengdeyanqingzuopin。zhujiaojiangshenggutingzhoudemingyunquzheliqi,tongguodutedeshijiaohejingcaideqingjiezhankai,yinfaduzheduirenxing、mingyundengshenkedesikao。benshuyiqikourenxinxiandexushufangshihefengfuduocaideqingganmiaoxieerwenming。“dangranmeiyoula!buguotingzhou,zheibushinitichulaidelihunma,wodangranxuanzezunzhongnidejuedingla!”“shime?”tamuguangchenchendidingzhewodeyanjing,huanhuanxiang*……。
《离婚夫妇今天又上热搜了吗?》 第1章 1 免费试读
第1章1
lihunfufujintianyoushangresoulema?
wohegutingzhouguanxuanjiehundedangtian,weibotanhuanle。quanwangdoushuowopeibushangta,danshiwowusuoweidihaishilazhetasichuxiuenai。suhuashuoxiuenai,sidekuaibushimeiyoudaolide,ranhouwojiubeitadenaocanfenzhuangsile。
yijuexinglai,wofaxianzijizhongshengle,ranergangjiehunyiniandegutingzhoujingyaogenwolihun?
li!zenmebuli!zheici,woyaolinihenidenaocanfendouyuandian!
danshibujiuhou,zheigezhengtiangenzaiwoshenhouyaoqiufuhundenanrenshizenmehuishi?
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weibozhiyedehongtanshang,gedameitijizheyigejingerdiduizaiwomianqian,henbudecongwolianshangwajuechuyisibeishuaihoudeshangxinqixi。
ertongyangshiganggangbaochulihunxinwendeqianyinghousuwan,huazhejingzhidezhuangrong,yishengaodinglifubaoguozhelinglongyouzhideshencai,zhengzhunbeijieshoujizhedeqianhuhouyongdeshihouquefaxianqianmiankongkongruye。
「jiang**,qingwennitongguyingdituranlihunshiyinweishenmeni?」
yingfujizhedetongshi,wodeyuguangpiejiantalianshangdeweixiaodouyoudianguabuzhule,xiangwotoulaiyijifenhendemuguang。
wozuijiaoweigou,「wocaiwangyouyinggaiyekanniwomenxiuenaile,suoyihuangefangshi。」
xianchangdeqifenturananjingleyishun,mianqianzheirenzuijiaochouchu,ganxiaoliangsheng,rengjiubusixindijixuwenzhe,「neiheguyingdilihunjuedekexima?」
wotiaoletiaomei,kanlekanmianqianzheigedaizhexieweijudanshiyoumanliantanjiuxingfendexiaogezinanren,chongzhejingtoudandingdigouchunyixiao,paolegemeiyan,「nanrenduodeshi。」
ranhou,wodezheijuhuayouzaiweiboshanglianxubabanglesantian。
daobujinjinshiyinweiwodeyuchujingren,zheiqizhonghaiyouhaojigejiahuozaituibozhulan。
「aaa,jiejiewokeyi!taisala!」
「nishengjiejiushinishengjie,hongchunyigou,sheidoubuai!」
「loushangdedeleba,kendingshiguyingdishuaileta,zheimeshuozhibuguoshixiangwanhuidianzunyan,siyazizuiyingbale。」
......
「wait!jingshengegejingrangongkaifaboshuoyaozhuiqiushengjie,wuwu......」
「loushangdebuzhini,wojiayubaiyefabole,quanwangzaitongyitianshilian......」
「haiyouwo,haiyouwo!jiangshenghaiwoyanchegeshen!」
「bukuishiwoshengjie!shuaikaiguyingdi,huoshumeizhuiqiuzhehahaha!」
woshuazheweibo,yibiankanzhewangshangliangjifenhuayanzhongdeyanlun,yibianbeizhejingjirenlinjiejiuzheerduo,“jiangsheng,wodezuzong,niyitianbujiworeshinixinlinanshoushiba?”
「shia,linjiekezhendongwo!」
zailinjiekuaiyaorenbuzhudabaowodetouzhiqian,wozhongyushedetaitoucongpingbanshangyikaiyanjing,kanxianglelinjie,jiazhuangwugudizhazhayan。
「buyaoshengqima,jie,nikanwodenvyoufenmendunshizengjialexuduoni,**jiemendouzaikuawocongmingjizhibaqimeiliwuxianni!」
「ranhouniqianfudefensijiuhuotongzheijigexiaopihaierdefensimenyiqimanile。」
「wodoulihunle,tamenmayihuierjiuhuixunzhaogutingzhoudexiayigefeiwenmubiao,zhanhuobujiuguoqule?」
gutingzhounaocanfenduoyejiubale,neijigelaitanghunshuidejianzhiyaoqichuwoyikoulaoxue。
cishiqishihaidecongyizhouqianshuoqi。
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“shengsheng,womenlihunba。”
mianqiandenanrenshensuideyanjingyourushenbujiandidetanshui,yilianfuzadikanzhewo,yifushensishulvhoubudebukaikoudemoyang。
zuoweiyigegangchudaoliangnian,haiweiyouzugouzhimingduherenkedudedaibiaozuodesansixianyiren,beigutingzhoudefensixianqiladiletadedangci。yushi,zaimougeyueheifenggaodeyewan,wobeitadeyigenaocanfenzhuangsile。
ranhou,woliangyanyizheng,jingranzhongshenghuidaolebeizhuangsideqianyitian!
“离!今天就离!”
kaiwanxiao,zaibupaolunandaodengzhejixubeizhuangsia!zhonghuoyishi,ben**yaolinidenaocanfenyueyuanyuehao!zhenaishengming,renrenyouze。
jianwohuidadezheimetongkuai,tadeyanzhongweiweishanguoyisicuoe,dingzhewojingjingdikanlezuzuyouyifenzhong,caiweiweiditou,“hao。”
woxinliyibianxiangzhemingtianjiusuanshitiantaxialaiyebuchumen,yibianjihuazheyaogankuaifaweiboshengming。
yixiaoshihou,guominyingdizhongyubaituotuohoutuiyiren,huiguidanshendecitiaobianchongshangleresou。
nazherehudehongbenben,woganjuekongqizhongchongmanle“huozhezhenhao”deqixi,meihaodeshenghuozaixiangwozhaoshou!
hulvediaobuduanxianshilaidianxinxideshouji,woxunsushoushihaoxingli,xinliyijingzaijihuaduoguomingtiandechehuo,ranhouhuiyulequandashasifangle。
congminzhengjuhuilaihou,gutingzhoujiuquanchengwuyandizuozaishafashangkanzhewopobujidaishoushidongxi。
liangjiu,tajiannandikaikouwendao:“shengsheng,zheiyinianwoshiyounvedaini?”
“a?”taturankaikouhelewoyitiao,fanyingguolaihouwolveweiyouxiegangadiliaoleliaotoufa。
“dangranmeiyoula!buguotingzhou,zheibushinitichulaidelihunma,wodangranxuanzezunzhongnidejuedingla!”
“shime?”tamuguangchenchendidingzhewodeyanjing,huanhuanxiang**jin。
woxinligedengyisheng,mobushiwodexiyuebiaoxiandetaiguomingxianle,tayoufanhuile?
woqingqingpailepaitadejianbang,yuzhongxinzhangdikaikou,「tingzhou,suwangangganglihunle,woyijingpeinixiuleyiniandeenai,gouyiqileba!zuoshiliuyixian,rihouhaoxiangjian,chuchuqijiugoule。」
「chuqi?nijuedewohuizaiyiyigewairen?」
「wairen?」kanlaiyijingwanquanfangxiale,ruzikejiaoye,womanyididianlediantou,「jiudebuqu,xindebulai。nizhidegenghaode。」
tadeyanlishanguoyisishoushang,dashoufushangwodelian,dishangwodeetou,「shengsheng,woyaozenmeshuonicaikeyixiangxin,wohetacongyikaishijiubandianguanxidoumeiyou。」
wenredewenluozaiwodeetoushang,woweiweizhengdaleyanjing,zheirenshishenmeyisi?
「neinizenmebuzaoshuo!zheiyinianhenixiuenaibeininaocanfenmasile。」
「shengshengrucizhangyi,wozenhaogufunideyipianxinyi。」
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huidaozijidegongyu,wotangzaichuangshang,changzidouhuiqingle,dangchujiuyinggaiwenqingchuzaijiehun。
「pei,wenqingchulehaijieshenmehun,youshenmehaojiede。」
dangniangutingzhouhesuwanpaiwan《dieying》hou,wangshangguanyutaliangjiaxizhenzuodetiezijiumantianfeiwu。ranermeiduojiu,suwanzhuanshenjiujiajileyigefuhao,zuoqilehaomentaitai。
kexiaodeshi,neigefuhaodejiachanliangujiayigeshouzhitoudoubibushang。zhidaozijicuoguoleduodadexianbinghou,suwanyoukaishijizijilishenbuyoujiderenshe。
zuoweigutingzhoudeqingmeizhuma,wodangranjianbudetabeirenzheimeshuale,dangjiliduanhetachelezheng,kuangxiuenai,daliansuwandadepapaxiang。
shuxideshouji**xiangqi,wokanlekanlaidianxianshi,weiweitoutong。lihundeshihouyouduoxunsu,xianzaimianduizheitongdianhuawojiuyouduoxinxu。
shenxiyikouqihou,woenxialejietingjian。
「喂,顾爷爷。」
「shengyatou,shibushineichouxiaozizuoshenmehuaishirenishengqile?womentinizouta,nimenlihundeshiyaobuzaikaolvkaolv?」
「yeye,zheijianshigenshengshengmeiguanxi,jutiyuanyinwoyihouzaimanmantongnixishuo。」
dianhuaneitouchuanlailegutingzhoulvexianwunaideshengyin,kanlaishibeiguyeyejiaohuilaozhaizhiwenle。
「chouxiaozi,woyaoshibudazheigedianhuanihuilaoshijiaodai?nihenididiyigedexing!」
「yeye!wozhenyuanwang,dagezheishierwoyebuzhidaoa!」guchuanshigutingzhoudedidi,jintianjingranmeiyouzaiyiyuanjiaban,wugutangqiang。
wonulibiezhexiao,kaikoudao「guyeye,tingzhoutayizhiduiwodouhenhao,zheijianshiwomenliangxinlidouyoushu,ninjiufangxinba。」
haoburongyihonghaoleguyeye。
wozhengzhunbeilianxidagebangwochayixiazheijitianwojiafujinyoumeiyoukeyideren,duiyushangbeizibeigutingzhounancanfenzhuangfeidecanliejieju,woxianzaihaixinyouyuji。
zhishihaimeidengwobochuzheigedianhua,wojiamushangdarenjiudaizherenshajinwodegongyule。
「jianfuzainaerni?guaiguaijiwogunchulai!」
womayijinmenjiuyibiankouhanzhuajian,yibianzaijialisichujiancha。
wokanzhezhanzaiyipangbuganshuohua,fengkuangduiwoshiyansedelaodiehedageyizhentouteng。「ba,ma,womenjimeichugui,yemeiwaiyu,gengmeijianfu,shihepingfenshoulihunde,ok?」
「nibenggenwojiaobian,haoduanduandeweishenmeturanlihun?」
womadenglewoyiyan,meiyouzhaodaoren,zuizhongzaishafashangzuolexialai。
shenzhigenbenmanbuguojingmingdelaoma,wozhihaotanbai,「haibushiyinweigutingzhoudenaocanfentaiduole,zheiyinianmalewoduoshaole,shenzhihaiyangyanxiangyaokaichezhuangwo,zheiyijingweixiedaowoderenshenanquanle。bulihunnandaodengzhebeizhuangsima?」
「peipeipei,kouwuzhelan。xiaomeinidangwomenshichisude?youshenmeshiqinggenwomenyiqishangliangzhelaijiuhaolema,zenmejiuturandaolelihunzheiyibule?」
「shia,tingzhouzheihaiziyeshiwomenkanzhezhangdade,duinishidashidehao,nizhenjiuyinweizheigetongtalihun?」
laomawushiwobahedageyichangyihe,lenglengdikanzhewo,kaikoushuodao「tacongxiaonaozijiurongyiyigenjinzhuanbuguolai,shuozaiduoyouyoushenmeyong。dengtahuiguoshenlaileziranjiuzhidaohouhuile。」
bukuishinenggoubalaodiezhidefufutietiedemushangdaren,wozaixinlimomodidianlegezan,hunranyijingwangjiletamadeshiwoziji。
「youbushiwotichuyaolihunde,wodingduoshimeiyousihaoyouyudidayinglegutingzhoudetiyibale」wozaixinlimomodixiangzhe。
laobalaomatamenbuzhidaowodangchushanhunzhishiyishichongdongxiangtigutingzhouchuqi,haiyiweiwoturankaiqiaole,tamenheguyeyegaoxingdiyizhoudoumeishuihaojue,jiuchameiqiaoluodagufangbianpaodizhaogaoquantianxiale。
jianwosihaomeiyoulihunhoudeanranshenshang,womatanlekouqi,「suanle,nijiranxinliyoushu,womenyejiubuduoshuole。」
jiangtamensongdaomenkoudeshihou,womaturanzhuanguotoulaiwenwo
「nishuodeneigenaocanfenxiangzhuangnideshi,womenhuibangnichade。zheixietiannijinliangshaochumen,baohuhaoziji。wodaoyaokankanshisheixiangzhuangwodenver!」
ranersantianhou,wogangchumenjiuyoubeichezhuangle。
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yijingguoqulesantian,woyiweiwoyinggaizanshishianquanle。
ranergangdaodixiacheku,jiubeiqianfangciyandedengguangshanleyanjing,tingjianchezixiangwokaiguolaideshengyin,wodejiyifangfoyouhuidaoleqianshibeizhuangfeideshunjian,ganjuehunshendexueyedouhaoxiangningguleyiban。
turan,yishuangyoulideshoumengdijiangwolakai,zaishuxiyouwennuandehuaibaozhong,wotingjianletajiliedexintiaosheng。
「shengsheng!」gutingzhoudaizhezhandoudeshengyinzaiwotoushangxiangqi。
daiwohuiguoshenlai,neiliangcheyijingbujianle。
wohaosiyouganshoudaoleshangbeizichedishiquzhijueqiandetonggan,weiweibilebiyan,congtahuailizhengtuochulai,「tingzhou,wozhidaoshisheixiangzhuangwo。」
「shishei?」tajinzhangdikanzhewo,daizhejiehouyushengdeqingxinghehoupa。
chulezheishi,woyemeilechumendexinsi。huidaogongyu,wochechunxiaolexiao,guzuoqingsongdishuo「ganggangwokanqingletadelian,zheirenshinideyigenaocanfen。」
tadeyanzhongshanguoyisichayi,youhenkuaifushangfennuhezize。
「shengsheng,duibuqi,doushiyinweiwo......」
「sheijiaonidewunaofensitaiduoleni,xianzainizhidaoweishenmewoyaohenilihunleba。」
「cishijiaojiwoba,wohuijiniyigejiaodai。」
「好。」
wenjiasirenktvdebaojianli,guimiwenlanshuyongshouchuolechuowodelian,xingzailehuodao「suoyinilianwendoumeiwenqingchujiuhegutingzhoushanhunle?zezeze,guyingdijuxinpocea。」
wodengletayiyan,yibeijiuxiadu,fenfendishuo,「zheixiahaole,neixiefensiyijingcongyanyugongjibianchengrenshenanquanweixiele。」
「zheihaoshuo,xiaoshengernikeyihewogejiehuna!heguyingdichedipieqingguanxijiuhaolea。」
woyouyuandikanzheta,liangliangdikaikou,「guimibianxiaoguzideximahaishisuanleba。」
「xiaoshengzheimeshuojiutaishangwoxinle。」wenyubaiteyoudeyaoraoshengxianzaimenkouxiangqi。
wotaitouwangguoqu,gutingzhouzhengheizheyizhanglian,mouguangchenchendikanzhewo。wodunshiyouyizhongbeirenzhuabaodejiongpo,hedewoganjinfangxiashouliyijingheleyibandejiubei。
「weibuhaohaihejiu。」tajingzhilaidaowoshenbian,duanqizhuoshangwoganggangfangxiadejiubei,jiuzhewogangganghedeweizhiyiyinerjin。
wenyubaichuileshengkoushao,haozhengyixiadikanzhewoliang。
yijingyouxiezuiyidewodanaoyouxiedangji,daidaidikanzhebeikouchudechunyindeweizhi,「nihewodebeiziganma?」
「shengshenghezuile,woxiandaitahuiqu,nimenzibian。」
tajiangwodeshouweiweitaiqi,gouzhutadebozi,weiweifushen,jiangwobaoleqilai,chaomenwaizouqu。
woyanshenmilididingzhetalengjiaofenmingdecelian,buzijuedichusheng「nigepianzi,zaiyebuyaotinichuqile。」
tagoulegouchun,conghoulongshenchuyichuyishengdixiao,「wotinichuqijiuxingle。」
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qingchen,yilvyangguangzhaoshejinlai,woweiweizhoulezhoumei,xiguanxingshenshouyipai。
「什么东西!」
womengdizhengkaiyan,shuiyidunshimeiledaban。
「xingle?」taxietangzaipangbian,chengzhetou,haozhengyixiadikanzhewo。
「nizenmezaiwochuangshang!」wohedexiankaibeizijianchayifan,wobuhuijiupinzheimechaba......
meikandaoyixieqiqiguaiguaidedongxi,worushizhongfudishulekouqi。
「kanlaishengshenghenshishiwangni!」tayibalouguowo,xiabadizaiwodeetoushang,dixiaozheshuo「xuyaowojiangzuowanbushangma?」
「bunigetou!doulihunlehaixiangzhanwobianyi,menerdoumeiyou。」
talianseweibian,mouguangchenchendidingzhewo,zhengxiangkaikoushuoxieshenme。
cubujifangdedianhua**xiangqi,woyibianxinlidahanjiumingenren,yibianfeisuxiachuangzhaowodeshouji。
「喂,琳姐?」
「wenyubaineixiaozishuonizuowanshangzuijiubeiguyingdidaizoule,meibeigouzipaidaoba?」
wozaixinlimomojiwenyubaijishangyibi,buquedingdizhuantoukanxianglechuangshangdenanren,dedaolekendingdeyanshenhou,wodiqishizudishuo,「meiyou。」
「meiyoujiuhao,niliangganglihun,haishibuyaoyoubeibaochushenmeouduansiliandegouxueximacaihao。」
「linjie,niyidaqingzaodaguolaibuhuijiuweilewenwozheigeba?」
「dangranbushi,wojiedaoxiaoxi,suwanzhengzaitongtouzifangjiaoshe,xiangqiang《mouhuang》nvzhudejiaose,nidasuanzenmezuo?」
wochixiaoleyisheng,yonglandikaikou,「dangranshiqianghuilailea,wokanshangdejiaose,zenmenengshuorangjiurang。」
「bukuishiwoderen,youzhiqi!jintianguolaiwomenxianguoyixiahoutianhongtandexijie。」
gualedianhua,chuangshangderenyijingzuodaoshafashangle,meitouweizhoudikanzheshoujipingmu,shouzhizhengkuaisuqiaojizheshenme。
「在做什么?」
takuaisuqiaojiwan,xilepingmu,taitoukanwo,meijianyijingshuzhankai,「meishi,shoushiyixiachulaichidianzaocanba。」
「哦。」
zhongshenghuilaihaishidiyicijiandaolinjie,wozhengxiangjiazhuangjidongdijitaxiongbao。tayibajiangwopaikai,kaikoujiushi,「kanresoulema?kanlaiguyingdiduinihaiyuqingweilea,zheimeyingqi!zezeze。」
beilinjiebuduanwangwobozishangchoudeyanshenkandeyouxietoupifama,woqiangzhuangzhendingdikaikou,「qingninshouqininaozilidehuangsefeiliao,meiyoudeshi,xiexie。」
「meijing,kankanweiboresouba。」
wozuijiaoweichou,「jinzaoshisheidadianhuaguolairangwobuyaobeipaidaohetahaiyouqianchede?」
「duiwaibuyiyangma!sidixiawohaishihenkanhaonimendeo!zezeze,kanlaiguyingdibutaixinga。」
wojiazhuangtingbujian,diankaileweibo。
“guyingdijiangfensigaoshangfating”yiji“guyingdiyingqifawen”decitiaozhengminghuanghuangdiguazaiweiboresoudiyidierdeweizhi。
「aaa,guyingdizheishigongkaihuqima?」
「loushangxingxingba,shenmehuqi,qianqidongbudong,duobanshiweilegezitimiancaizheiyangdeba!」
「tuofenle,tuofenle,haoburongyipanzhetalianglihunle,jieguogugecaishineigetiangou。」
「loushangdeshuohuazhuyidian,womengugeyoubuchaniyigefensi!meinaozidefensiwomencaibuxihan!」
「shuoshihuazhiqiantaliangmeicitongtaigugekanwoshengjiedeyanshenjueduisuanbushangqingbai,kedaolekedaole。」
「neitamenweishenmeturanlihun?」
「duie,weishenmeturanlihuna?」
......
「bujiuqiansuwanyinghoucaixuanbuzijilihunle,taliangzheijiufeisushanlile,zheiliangzhebuhuiyoushenmeguanlianba?」
「haiyourenjidedangniansuwanyinghouheguyingdideaihenqingchouma?」
......
kanzhepinglunquzhujianpianxianglelingwaiyigefangxiang,woxinlimomingyouxiedu,lenglengdiheshanglepingban。
「ganjueruhe?」linjiezaiyipangyeyudikaikou。
「buruhe,zhengchangcaozuo,meishazhideshuode。」
「zenmele,gangganghaikannixiaodeyiliandangyang,turanjiubianlianle,kanjianshenmele?」
「meishenme,linjie,wobuhuierjue,daolezaijiaowoha。」
linjiehuyididakaipingban,「xing,nishuiba。」
离婚夫妇今天又上热搜了吗?