《与绿茶斗争的那些天》 小说介绍
jingpinxiaoshuo《yulvchadouzhengdeneixietian》,leishuyuyanqingfenggedejingdianzhizuo,shulidedaibiaorenwufenbieshishenyuexinlinsen,xiaoshuozuozheweirenfeishengxian,wenzhangwushanjianjingcaijuqingjiangshudeshi:“linsen......linsen......linsen!”womenmendijiaolejishenglinsen,tawanquantingbujian,worenbuzhutigaoleyinliang。……
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第1章
wohenanpengyoushuangpaidayouxiyudaoleyigelvchayaomeiyaowuyangweidegoudananpengyou,zailvchayizaitiaoxinxia,nanpengyouhaibangtashuohua,woyinuzhixiatichufenshou。lvchagoudawanqiannanyouhouyoubamubiaohuanchenglewo,zailvchadetianyanmiyuxia,wokaishilehelvchadeshuangpaizhilv。turanqiannanyouhelvchaduanjuewanglaiqiufuhe,wohelvchamianjizhihoucaifaxianshiyourenguyicehualezheiyiqiexiangchaisanwoheqiannanyou,muhouzhushijingranshiwodechulian。
lvcha,yizhongrangnanrenxinchishenwang,rangnvrenchuzhierhoukuaidecunzai。
wokanzheyuanbendetianmishuangpaidouranchuxianlegedisanzhe,xinqingwulunruhedouhaobuqilai,youqishitadecunzairangwodediweiyijiangzaijiang。
“linsen,wozuihoujinggaoniyici,niyaoshizailata,jiubuyaozaizhaowole!”zaiyijuyouxiguohouwoshizairenwukeren,dangzhelvchademianxiangnanpengyouxiadazuihoudetongdie。
lvchafaleyigekukudebiaoqing,dazishuodao:“jiejiebuyaoshengqima,shitutuxihuanjiejiecaichanzhegegelawoyiqiyouxide,jiejietaoyantutudehua,tutuxianzaijiuzou,buyaoshenggegedeqi!”shuowanjiutuichulefangjian。
linsenbuyuedao:“bujiushigepoyouxi,niganmagenrenxiaomeimeiguobuqu!”
xiayimiao,lvchayoubeigounanrenlalehuilai。
行!行!干得漂亮!
“林森!分手!”
1.
zaiwowushucigenwodenanpengyoulinsenkangyitachenmiyouxihou,tazhongyuxiangqilaizijihaiyouyigenvpengyou,ertaxuanzewanjiuganqingdefangshijiushidaiwoyiqichenmiyouxi。
suiranbenzhimeibian,danshichengxiaoxianzhu,zuiqima,womentianmishuangpaideshihouhaishitingkuailede。
我很满意。
linsenshiyouxieshilizaishende,zuishanzhangdeshifayulu,ouerbuweidaye,meigesaijidoushiwangzhe,daidaiwozheigexiaoxinrenchuochuoyouyu。
woyebusuanshichunxinshouba,weilehelinsenyougongtonghuati,sixiawoyetoutouyanjiuguowangzhezheigeyouxi,jibencaozuoshilejiede,wannianzhongfu,jishumayiban,genlinsenyiqipaiweideshihoudoushiwanyaosigenta。
qishiwobushihenxihuanwanyao,woxihuancarrydeganjue,erqiewanfuzhusigenyigerenzaiyouxizhongshilingrenbuchide,wotongyangbuxihuan,danshimeiciwomeishunzhelinsendeyiyuanlai,tadoufeichangshengqi,meibanfa,wozhihaochengquantadeyouxitiyan。
yaozheigeyingxiongshihenrongyibeibande,meiciyiyoujihuitajiubangwoqiang,shangjumeinadaoyaolinsendemakemeixiuqilai,zheijuyijinbphuanjielinsenjiufengkuangfawenzi:qiangyao!qiangyao!
yifangduiyouhentiexindejinlebiedefuzhu,duimianyepotianhuangdemeiyoujindiaoyao,tianshidilirenhewomenzheibabinengnayao,linsenshuohuayudiaodouqingsonglexuduo。
“baobeinikuaidianbangqiang,woliangyiqiyuxuanyao,zheijuwenle!”
linsenbianshuohuabiandazi:yiloubangmangnayao,xielexiongdi!
woganjinyuxuan,kuangdianqingqiubangqiang,yilousihubuzai,daoshukuaijieshuletahaimeiyoudongjing。
yankanzhezuihouyimiaoguoqule,yiloudanchuyijuhua:niganmajiaorenjiaxiongdi,tutushinvhaizi,heng!
yucitongshi,yilousuoleyao。
linsenwuyu,kuangdazi:rangnibangqiangbushirangniqianga!yilouzaiganma!
“meishimeishi,dengxiakankannengbunenggentahuan,nikuaixuanyingxiong!”wolianmanganfulinsen。
linsenxuanlemake,genyiloushuo:niwanshenme,silougennihuan。
wodenglebantianyemeidenglaiyiloushuohua,meibanfawozhaozheyiloudeyuxuannalegexiaoqiao。
quanbuxuanwanyingxionghouhaiyougediaozhengshijian,wodiyishijiangenyilouqingqiujiaohuanyingxiong。
linsenyizhicuiwo,danshiwoyiqingqiutajiujujue,zhidaojinruyouxidoumeiyouzaishuoguoyijuhua。
linsenjidongdehandao:“zenmehuishi!shenyuexin,nimeihuan?”
wohenwunaidishuo:“huanle,tabutongyi,suanle,nvhaizima,xihuanwanyaohenzhengchang。”
linsenyuqibushihenshufu,“tashigeguidenvhaizi,mingziyikanjiushinande,exinren!”
wozheicaizhuyidaoyiloudemingzi:ruantianxiaotutu。
e......buhaoshuo。
yijinruyouxihaimeishangxian,ruantianxiaotutujiushuo:jiejiebiedanxin,tutudeyaoyaohenlihai!
shiyizhici,woyebujiujieneimeduo,dahaozijidejiuxingle,shunshoufaleju:jiayou!
yaobangwoqinglejiboxianzhunbeiqiangsi,zailinsenpinfandiantazhihouhuanghuangdangdangqulefayulu,zhenghaotandaoduimiandayezaicaolidunmake。
ruantianxiaotutu:gegebiepa!tutulaibaohunila!
linsencaozongzhemakedunleyixia,yijinengxiaohaoleyixiadifangdayexunsuwanghoula,duimianzhongfuzheishihouyebaoleguolai,wohuosuganwangfayulu,mianqiangqianzhizhudifangfuzhu。
zhijiandifangdayezhijiedazhaoyueta,difangsheshouyeweiyishanglaixiangqiangdianlinsen,yucitongshidifangzhongdandiulegekongzhi,yaozhudongchilejinengbeidachubeidongbianchengxiaoluwanglinsenneipao,xiaoluzhuangtaixiakeyijiansudifang,qiaqiajiuzheiyidianjiansurangmakexunsulachechuanquanjuliyijinengzaicixiaohaodifangdaye,difangsheshoujixubijin,yaoanxiaganraohuifurenxingyouyongyijinengtuiletayixia,linsenzhuazhujihuishuchu,zhenghaojifangdayenaxiabaojun,makeshengdaosijizhijiedazhaochongdaotamenmianqian,shuangsha,jinjiezhedifangzhongdanguolaikaiqidazhao,makecanxuelaibujitao,qianjunyifazhijiyaoshengsiyouledazhaozhijieshanglemakedeshenhudunxishoulezhimingyiji,jiezheyoutiaoxiaqudangleshanshanlaichidedifangfuzhudekongzhi,miaojiebeidongshuaxindazhaoyoushanglemakedeshen,linsenjidongdezhihuyaoniubi,zouweiduowanleduifangdejinengdaizouledifangzhongdanhefuzhu,sisha!
zheibosisharanglinsenshenqingqishuang,dianledianyaodetouxiangfachuxinhao“gandepiaoliang”。
ruantianxiaotutu:gegebuyaozaikuatutule,tutuhuihaixiude!
ganggangyibofansharangmakehuodejudadeyoushi,jiashangyaoyizhizhuzaitatoushang,linsenzheihuierqidingshenxian,shenzhiyougongfugenyaoliaoqitianlai。
linsen:nizhendeshinvhaizima?
ruantianxiaotutu:duiyagege。
linsen:nikaimaiwotingting。
ruantianxiaotutu:gegewozaitoutoudayouxi,bufangbiankaimaini!
palinsenbuxin,ruantianxiaotutujixushuo:burangegejiagehaoyouba,xiacizaijigegetingtutudeshengyin?
linsenwanquanwangjiletabushiyigerenzaiwanyouxi,xiangdangtongkuaideshuo:xinga,nigenzhewo,chuqujia。
“linsen......linsen......linsen!”womenmendijiaolejishenglinsen,tawanquantingbujian,worenbuzhutigaoleyinliang。
linsenyijingshafengle,nandechoukongfuyanwojisheng:“zenmelebao,shibushidabuguo,meishiwobatamendoushale!”
wowangzhetagenyaozhenggexiagushangcuanxiatiaosharen、tuita,wowusuoshishizaiyequguangjiegenzhedayeshuashuaxiaoyedadalong,meiyisi。
yanjianzhelinsenyijingzaiyaodeyishengshenggegelizhujianwangjileyikaishitayouduoxianqizheigeruantianxiaotutu,wobugaoxingdiwendao:“nibuhuizhendeyaopaoxiawogentawanba?”
linsenxiaolexiao:“zenmekenengpaoxianinibaobei!zheigeyaowandebucuo,wodangtashigongjureneryi,nibushiyizhixiangwanbiedeweizhima,zhenghao!”
linsenshuodetitie,hualihuawaiwojiutingchuleyigeyisi:tayaowandebinihao,niquwanbiedeba!
guoran,gangjieshuyouxi,linsenjiubaruantianxiaotutulajinleduiwuli。
ruantianxiaotutu:xiaoqiaojiejieyezaiya!tashininanpengyouma?
“duiya!”woganjinshuohua,xiwangzheigeruantianxiaotutunengshiqudianzhudongzoukai。
ruantianxiaotutu:taikexile,tutuyexiangyaozheimelihaidenanpengyou。
yucitongshi,ruantianxiaotutufalailehaoyoushenqing。
2.
zicongruantianxiaotututiaoxinwanwohou,jiexialaidejijuyouxizhongchuchugenwozuodui。
yijiqiangxianbuchubaoshizhanzaizhonglu,wojuedebuduijingkanlekanmianbancaifaxian,ganjinshuo:“yaozenmebuchubaoshi?”
wobenyiweitahuishuowanglehuozhekaleshenmedejiekou,meixiangdaotazhijieshuo:tutuxiangkuaidiandaosijiqubaohugege。
woyoubeiwuyudao,“nizheiyangwojiudaobulesijilea!”
ruantianxiaotutu:meiguanxi,gegehenlihaide,dadeguo。
chalichaqide,wolandegentaduofeikoushe,zhijiehanlelinsendemingzi。
linsenbenlaiyiyanbufa,tingdaowohantacaikaikoushuodao:“yuexin,fanzhengnisibusijidouchabuduo,nijiurangtachiba。”
meirendeshihoujiaobaobei,yourendeshihoujiujiaomingzi!
jiashanglinsenhaibangtashuohua,wojianzhiyaoqizhale!
“linsenniyouzhong!youleyaomeibuyaonvpengyoushiba?”
linsenyouxiefanzao,“nibieshanggangshangxian,xianzaibushizaiwanyouxima?dangranshiyiyouxishengliweixiana!”
ruantianxiaotutu:jiejiebieshengqi,tutuchujiushile,buyaoweiletutugengegechaojia。
shuowan,yaojiushenglesiji,huojihuoliaodegandaofayulu,wodakaimianban,daofayulucaimailexueshibaoshi。
行呗!故意气我呗!
yaoyaochuwanbaoshijiuzhuzailefayulu,quanranbuguanzhongluyouduoshaorenzhuawo,dayedeyequdoukuaibeifanlanle。
wopinlemingcaibangdayeshouxiadeyequ,dayejingjihaoqilailezhihouweileganxiewojuedingrangwogelan。
wozhenghengchihengchidazhelanbuffzuihouyigexue,pangbianmakeluguo,yaocongtatoushangqingpiaopiaodetiaodaowomianqian,yigeyijinengshoudiaolewodelan。
worenwukeren,zheigelvchadangzhewodemianyikouyigegegedegenwodenanpengyouyoushuoyouxiaojiusuanle,xianzaiyijingxiaozhangdaoguyiqiangwodelanlema?
“linsen,nikandaoleba?taqiangwolanbuff!meilanwozenmeda?”
ruantianxiaotutu:jiejieduibuqi,tutukannitaixinkule,xiangbangnilaizhe......
“nibieyikouyigetutuexinsheini?nengbunengyoudiandalaoyemenerdeyangzi?”
ruantianxiaotutu:weiququ,renjiajiushinvhaizima!
linsenyoubangtashuohua:“haole,yuexin,tayebushiguyide,nalejiunale,zhenghaoyaoyemeilanle,nihuijiabuzhuangtaiba。”
“pingshenme?youbushinidelanbuff,shidayerangwode。”wobufuqi。
linsenbunaifandao:“wozhiqiandayerangnibuffdeshihounibushibuyaoma?xianzaijijiaoshenme?nikanshangdayele?talihainigentashuangpaiqu!”
lilegedapu,yiqianlinsensuiranbadao,danyemeiyouzheimebujiangdaoliba!
doushiyinweizheigelvcha,wobunengrenshu,jixushuodao:“zhiqianwowandeshisha?yao!wopayingxiangnifayuwokendingbuyaoa!woxianzaiwangediaochan,nishuowojijiaoshenme?wobuguantashibushiguyide,fanzhenghenyingxiangwodeyouxitiyan,xiajubatatile。”
linsenyuqilengdandishuo:“meiyouxiajule,wodengxiayoushi,buwanle。”
wobeiyezhule,linsenyouzheiyang,meiciyishengqijiuzheiyangshuo,zheicibenlaijiushitadecuo,weilegelvchayizhihulvewohailacaiwo,buhuihaizaizhiwangwohongtaba?
不可能!
wobieleyiduzihuo,matahailaibujini!
woxuxutaotaoyinyangguaiqishuoleyidadui,linsenyijubuhui,wozhengmadeguoyinni,kandaoduihuakuangdexiaoxi,gengqile。
ruantianxiaotutu:jiejiebiemalebiemale,gegeguantingtongle。
youxijieshuhou,linsenzhijielikailefangjian,zhishengwohelvchamianmianxiangqu,woyeganjintuichufangjian,miandehuiqi。
gangtuichulai,lvchayouyaoqingwo,jujie,zaiyao,jujue,zaiyao,genyikaishiwoqingqiujiaohuanyingxiongshiyiyang。
lvchashizaiyounaixin,wobenlaixiangzhijietuichuyouxide,danshizhuannianyixiangyouhaoqitayaoqingwozuoshenme,linsendetouxiangyijinganlexiaqu,nandaoshixianggenwoshuangpaima?
wodianlejieshou,yemiantiaozhuandaozuduifangjian。
“yao**ma?”womeihaoqidishuo。
ruantianxiaotutu:jiejieweishenmebujiatutuhaoyou?qaq
womeixiangdaojuranshiyinweizheige,nandaowoyinggaijiama?jialehaoyoutiantiankannihewonanpengyouqingqingwowo,tianmishuangpai?
“woduilvchameixingqu。”
ruantianxiaotutu:zhendema?jiayixiaba。
woehenhendidianlejujue,guandiaoleyouxi。
helinsenlengzhanlehaojitian,tayemeilaizhaowoshuoyijuruanhua,woyichayouxijilu,haojiahuo,yidianermeidanwu,tiantiandouzaihelvchagagashangdafen。
zuoyidaibibushiwodefengge,wozhudongjialelvchadeyouxihaoyou,duifangmiaotongyi。
wojitafaxiaoxi:goudabierendenanpengyouhenkaixinshibushi?
ruantianxiaotutu:jiejienizaishuoshenmea?
装傻。
wojixushuo:nizhibuzhidaodoushiyinweiniwomenyijinglengzhanhaojitianle,tatiantiandouzaigennidayouxi,wanquanbubawofangzaiyanli,womenhenkuaijiuhuifenshoule。
ruantianxiaotutu:neijiushihaimeifenge?
这绝对是挑衅吧?
wozhidaotalianpihou,dongzhiyiqingshikendingmeikenengde,yushijuedingxiaozhiyili。
woshuo:nizheimekuaijiuxiangshangweima?yinweitayouxidadehaixing?buzhiyuameimei,zheizhongnanrenyikanjiushizhanana!wojiushiqianchezhijian,nihetazaiyiqiyebuhuiyouhaojieguode,suoyihaishichenzaoyuanlitaba!
ruantianxiaotutu:neijiejieweishenmebuganjinlikaitani?
woyakouwuyan,ganbabadehuidao:buguannideshi,zongzhinilitayuandian。
ruantianxiaotutu:xiexiejiejie,tutuzhidaole。
wojiudanglvchayousuojuewule,xiwangtaganjinhuangemubiao,liwomenyuandian。
wanshangxiwanzao,wozhengzhunbeitangzaichuangshangmeimeidezhuijudeshihou,linsenturanfaxiaoxijiwo:baobei,zaiganma?
wogougouzuijiao,xiaoyang,zhongyuxiangqiwole?
wodasuanliangliangta,xiankanjidianshijuzaihuixiaoxi,danlinsenhaoxianghenji,butingdejiwofaxiaoxi。
meibanfa,wozhihaoxianhuileju:kanju。
linsen:biekanle,laidayouxi。
linsenyougongfuhanwodayouxi,nandaoshuotadeyaomeibuzai?kanlailvchazhendetingjinqulewoshuodehua。
womeizizididakaiyouxijieshoulinsendeyaoqing。
yijinfangjian,lianheileyiban。
wofaweixinwenlinsen:zenmehaiyouta?
linsenmeiliwo,woqiehuiyouxijiemianyijingpipeichenggong。
woyouyudedianlequeding,xiangkankantamenhululimaideshenmeyao。
yaobeijinle,lvchaxuanlelingyigepeijian——xiaoming,linsenmeixuanmake,gaiwanlanggou。
kanqilaizheijitianmeishaopeihe,moqidebudele。
woxiadingjuexin,yidingyaochenzhuqi,biebeilvchaqidaole,genlinsenyouchaoqilai。
haozaizheihuilvchameiyouguyilaiwopangbiandaoluan,wofayudehaisuanzhengchang,yibotuanzhan,wodamanleshuchu,nalegepiaoliangdesansha。
wozhanghuyikouqi,zhanzhanzixizailinsenmianqianzhanshilebashili,kankanyiqianzongjiaowofuzhuyouduoqucai!
wohaimeideyisanmiaozhongkandaolvchadehuayoupofangle。
ruantianxiaotutu:gege,jiejieyemeiyounishuodeneimecaiya!bitutudadehaoduole!
woyigewenhaodachulai,linsenzheigounanrenyuanlaitiantianzailvchamianqianshuowohuaihua?
linsenyefanshouyigewenhao。
ruantianxiaotutu:shitutushuocuoleshenmema?keshigegequeshishuogengxihuantutudeyaomeiya!
ruantianxiaotutu:tutuyexihuangege!^_^
suoyilinsenhanwodayouxijiushiweilekantaliangxiuenai?
zheishousharenzhuxinzhenshimiaoa!shangcigenlvchashuodeyifanhua,feidanmeiyourenhezuoyong,lvchahaidengbizishanglianqilai,woyijingtuiwuketuile,zuihouzaijilinsenyicijihui,youtameiwo,youwomeita。
yijieshuyouxiwojiulimagenlinsenshuo:“linsen,wozuihoujinggaoniyici,niyaoshizailata,jiubuyaozaizhaowole!”
lvchafaleyigekukudebiaoqing,dazishuodao:“jiejiebuyaoshengqima,shitutuxihuanjiejiecaichanzhegegelawoyiqiyouxide,jiejietaoyantutudehua,tutuxianzaijiuzou,buyaoshenggegedeqi!”shuowanjiutuichulefangjian。
linsenbuyuedao:“bujiushigepoyouxi,niganmagenrenxiaomeimeiguobuqu!”
xiayimiao,lvchayoubeigounanrenlalehuilai。
与绿茶斗争的那些天